Where's James T's legs!!

Fyrpower · Unread post by **Fyrpower** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:53 am

Where's James T's legs??!

It could be like a 'Where's Wally' with a picture in each book where you can see them in the background in picture in each world book.

Or maybe do a tv show like the Littlest Hobo where you have these robot legs walking around helping people (by kicking Coalition Troops etc)

So where are they at the moment...I'm guessing they have been captured by the Shemarrian's and are at the moment being idolised as the 'Leg God'.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:41 pm

They got tired of carrying him around, so they left.

asajosh · Unread post by **asajosh** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:01 pm

Garbage Dimension

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:19 pm

asajosh wrote:Garbage Dimension

With the Junkticons?

asajosh · Unread post by **asajosh** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:37 pm

Mark Hall wrote:
asajosh wrote:Garbage Dimension

With the Junkticons?

What can I say, I was reading Dimension Book 7 while posting. The Garbage Pit dimension (pg. 84) intrigues me

DocS · Unread post by **DocS** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:33 pm

I would like a picture of Jemes T at his prime. ARCHIE makes these hyper-cyborgs, I wanna see one!

Lord Fromm doesn't count, he's a doctored TW borg, I wanna see an ARCHIE-3 borg, like JamesT was, before his.... 'incident'

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:15 pm

The legs are currently running around as part of one of ARCHIE-3's experiments(inspired no doubt by his old media archives), roaming the wilderness kicking people to death...

oni no won · Unread post by **oni no won** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:45 pm

The legs found their way to the Republicans. The Republicans are now looking for the owner.

Killer Cyborg · Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:45 pm

DocS wrote:I would like a picture of Jemes T at his prime. ARCHIE makes these hyper-cyborgs, I wanna see one!

Lord Fromm doesn't count, he's a doctored TW borg, I wanna see an ARCHIE-3 borg, like JamesT was, before his.... 'incident'

Seconded.

(In my campaign world, James T has gotten new legs and an upgraded body. )

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:20 pm

Pushed into a car compactor and buried at sea inside a crunched-up and partially melted APC in mine... after he was used for heavy weapons target practice, robot rugby, and electrical conduction tests, and a videotape made and sent to Lord Frommaline...

We REALLY didn't like him....

Unread post by **NMI** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:51 pm

I got James T into space and put him in charge of his own starship. He eventually became a true ladies man.

Fyrpower · Unread post by **Fyrpower** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:29 am

Another idea is that a Faerie Bot has hijacked them and has turned them into a James T-ST Walker.

Dead Boy · Unread post by **Dead Boy** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:21 pm

I always assumed James-T had a big, old, rundown robot that carried him around like Master Blaster.

Library Ogre · Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:30 pm

Josh Hilden wrote:
Dead Boy wrote:I always assumed James-T had a big, old, rundown robot that carried him around like Master Blaster.

"Who run Border Town?"

"Gimp 'bot run border town."

Lucas · Unread post by **Lucas** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:36 pm

hehe in my game james t now works in one of my players garage

Jefram_denkar · Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:25 am

James-T was attacking an innocent village of really short D-bees (almost mutchkin like you could say) When a good Spugorthan Witch of the North cast the spell Summon Kansas Farm House and dropped it on him. Much to their surprise a young female cyberknight and her dog boy Toto stepped out. Confused and wondering where they were (even to the point of stating that I don't think were in Kansas any more.) He cuts himself free from his lower half (forgetting that it would be easier to cut threw the mostly SDC house then his own MDC body) and escapes.

The legs are currently used as sign posts in the D-Bee village. The left one is pointing to the dance school and the right to the local shoe shop.

As for the Cyberknight and her little dog well that is another story.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:25 am

We use the spell Summon Donald Trump Plaza...it's heavier, does more damage, nobody misses it from where it disappeared, and nobody much cares if you clear it away afterwards with demolition charges...

Nekira Sudacne · Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:35 am

Maybe it just got vaporized and is now floating around in the atmosphere...

Don't breath. DON'T...breath

Sureshot · Unread post by **Sureshot** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:18 pm

They are up for sale on the Rifts equivalent of Ebay.

Stormseed · Unread post by **Stormseed** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:46 pm

Mr. Deific NMI wrote:I got James T into space and put him in charge of his own starship. He eventually became a true ladies man.

I have one question... HOW?

Colonel Wolfe · Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:01 pm

Stormseed wrote:
Mr. Deific NMI wrote:I got James T into space and put him in charge of his own starship. He eventually became a true ladies man.

I have one question... HOW?

Destiney. Put any one named James T on a bridge of a ship, give him green-skinned chicks... automatic Ladies man, even with a 22% Acting skill, and a MA of 4.

Spark · Unread post by **Spark** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:00 am

I would think that when ARCHIE-3 and James T. broke-up, ARCHIE took back the legs he gave him. After all James T. never appreciated them, just sitting around all day, thinking.

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:26 am

Spark wrote:I would think that when ARCHIE-3 and James T. broke-up, ARCHIE took back the legs he gave him. After all James T. never appreciated them, just sitting around all day, thinking.

Nah, when they split Archie-3s "Judge Judy" personality came out and let James T keep half the stuff Archie-3 gave him.

Ziggurat the Eternal · Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:03 pm

Colonel Wolfe wrote:
Stormseed wrote:
Mr. Deific NMI wrote:I got James T into space and put him in charge of his own starship. He eventually became a true ladies man.

I have one question... HOW?

Destiney. Put any one named James T on a bridge of a ship, give him green-skinned chicks... automatic Ladies man, even with a 22% Acting skill, and a MA of 4.

ouch...james t kirk reference....but dood he totlly went after the white chicks more than the green chicks.....and he REALLY like that purple one.