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taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)

Edwards: "How'd you end up here!?!"

Regent: "The Regess caught me ogling Azonia."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)

Edwards: "How'd you end up here!?!"

Regent: "The Regess caught me ogling Azonia."

(Both Edwards and the Regent turn to Khyron...)

Khyron: "Azonia caught me ogling her."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)

Edwards: "How'd you end up here!?!"

Regent: "The Regess caught me ogling Azonia."

(Both Edwards and the Regent turn to Khyron...)

Khyron: "Azonia caught me ogling her."

Everybody: "CORG!?!"

Corg: "Well, Mom made peaceful first contact with the remaining Earthers."

Dolza: "How did you die?"

Corg: "I needed something for an Adrenalin surge, so I tried snowboarding."

Karno: "Sounds pretty lame."

Corg: "Down Everest."

SRoss wrote:
Everybody: "CORG!?!"

Corg: "Well, Mom made peaceful first contact with the remaining Earthers."

Dolza: "How did you die?"

Corg: "I needed something for an Adrenalin surge, so I tried snowboarding."

Karno: "Sounds pretty lame."

Corg: "Down Everest."

Kyle: "Oh, please...I got killed by a falling Edwards...THAT'S lame!"
Everybody: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Kyle:

Robotech Master: "Have we arrived at Earth yet?"
Science Master: "No, milord! The Zentraedi map coordinates must be in error! This 'Earth' is nowhere at the specified location!"
RM: "What? Let me--YOU IDIOTS! You're reading the charts BACKWARDS! This puts us...on the other side of the galaxy from where Earth REALLY is!"
SM2: "...I better check the fuel gauges again...we calculated for the shortcut, not the scenic route."

(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at LucasFilm...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"

Arnie100 wrote:(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Lucas Film...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Harmony Gold)

Tommy: "Umm, HIDE!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Lucas Film...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Harmony Gold)

Tommy: "Umm, HIDE!"

(Above Harmony Gold's office building...an alien battlefleet appears in orbit...)

Dolza: "Are you sure we're at the correct coordinates this time?"
Navigator: "Yes, Milord!"
Dolza: "Then order all ships to open fire!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Lucas Film...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Harmony Gold)

Tommy: "Umm, HIDE!"

(Above Harmony Gold's office building...an alien battlefleet appears in orbit...)

Dolza: "Are you sure we're at the correct coordinates this time?"
Navigator: "Yes, Milord!"
Dolza: "Then order all ships to open fire!"

(At that point, the Imperial Fleet jumps out of hyperspace and attacks Dolza)

Vader: "There are the one's responcible for the death of our Emperor! Destroy them!!!"

(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)

Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!"
Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"

Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)

Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!"
Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"

Vader vs Lawyer...you're missing a bet here......

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)

Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!"
Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"

Vader vs Lawyer...you're missing a bet here......

Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren."
Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"

Arnie100 wrote:[

Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren."
Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"

"You DO realize this means every badass in the megaverse is now going to line up to see how you measure up to your grandpa, don't you?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren."
Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"

"You DO realize this means every badass in the megaverse is now going to line up to see how you measure up to your grandpa, don't you?"

Kylo Ren: "I'll be as great or greater then he is! You'll see! I hope..."

(Meanwhile on a planet called Ach-To...)

The Last Jedi: (Staring at Force Ghost Obi-Wan...) "That's what my nephew's become?!"
Force Ghost Obi-Wan: "Sad, isn't it?"

"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!"
Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"

taalismn wrote:"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!"
Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"

"Next up...Kal-El of the Planet Krypton!"
Kylo: "Ppfftttt...he's just a guy in blue spandex and a red cape. What can he -- he can fly?!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!"
Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"

"Next up...Kal-El of the Planet Krypton!"
Kylo: "Ppfftttt...he's just a guy in blue spandex and a red cape. What can he -- he can fly?!"

"Next up... Tanya von Degurechaff!"
Kylo: "Is this a joke!?! She's just a li"

"Next up...The Incredible Hulk!"
Hulk: "HULK SMASH!!"
Kylo: "Mother..."

"Next straight from England is ALUCARD!"
Kylo: "Oh come on! I can't even feel the Force in h-GGGGAAAHHHHHHH"

"Next up! From Japan, Hime!"

Kylo: "Oh, come on! She's just a high school girl with a bow..."



"Ouch! right between the eyes!"

Kylo: "Ung."

"Next up...GOKU!"

Kylo: "This one looks ea -- (Sucker punched right in the gut...) AAAGGGHHH!!"
Vegeta: "Hurry up, Kakarot! Bulma and Chi-Chi are waiting for us."

"Presenting...Annie LaBelle!"
Kylo: "ANOTHER little girl?! No, I'll strike fir-"*BLAM!*
Annie: "I LOVE rocket launchers! How about you?"

taalismn wrote:"Presenting...Annie LaBelle!"
Kylo: "ANOTHER little girl?! No, I'll strike fir-"*BLAM!*
Annie: "I LOVE rocket launchers! How about you?"

"Annnd now, Lisa Hayse Hunter!"
Kylo: "What now, you're going to na..."
Lisa: "FOR HELIUM!!!"



Kylo: "So that's what my bottom half looks like..."

Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!'
Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!"
Kylo:

Arnie100 wrote:Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!'
Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!"
Kylo:

Cut to: A line of challengers stretching out to the horizon.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!'
Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!"
Kylo:

Cut to: A line of challengers stretching out to the horizon.

Luke: "I couldn't have been that bad..."
Vader: "My grandson is such a whiny, little brat."

Arnie100 wrote:[
Vader: "My grandson is such a whiny, little brat."

Vader: "It's gotta be from that nerf herder my little girl married."
Han: "HEY!:

Lisa: "Who are these guys?"
Rick: "I don't know. I heard they come from a galaxy, far, far away."

Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.

THey then pay a visit to the Darheel embassy....

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.

THey then pay a visit to the Darheel embassy....

Then took a visit to a wretched hive of scum and villainy. They must be cautious.

Arnie100 wrote:[

Then took a visit to a wretched hive of scum and villainy. They must be cautious.

Wendy's?

"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."

taalismn wrote:"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."

Regess: "Come in, come in! There's soda in the fridge, bed-time is at nine! They're allowed one story before bed. I'll call if I'm going to be late. Byeee!"

Invid: "Mmmmmmooooommmm!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."

Regess: "Come in, come in! There's soda in the fridge, bed-time is at nine! They're allowed one story before bed. I'll call if I'm going to be late. Byeee!"

Invid: "Mmmmmmooooommmm!!!"

Annie: (Grins evilly...) "What to do? What to do?"
Invid: "We need a distraction...Miss, there's Corg, over there!" (Invid scatter in every direction...)
Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"

Arnie100 wrote:[
Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"

I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment.
On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[
Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"

I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment.
On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....

(Some time later...)
Corgie-Poo: (Bursts through a door on his hands and knees...) "Protocultue, save ME! (Suddenly an unseen force drags Corgie-Poo back...) Mother, SAVE ME!"

(Meanwhile...)

Regess: "I'm sure Annie has the situation under control"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[
Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"

I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment.
On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....

(Some time later...)

Corgie-Poo: (Bursts through a door on his hands and knees...) "Protocultue, save ME! (Suddenly an unseen feces drags Corgie-Poo back...) Mother, SAVE ME!"

(Meanwhile...)

Regess: "I'm sure Annie has the situation under control"

"Another pinacolada?"

SRoss wrote:
"Another pinacolada?"

Regess: "hic Yes, please, and don't stop. I wanna be here as long as possible. You don't have to raise SSSSOOOOOO many kids. hic"

Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"

taalismn wrote:Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"

Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?"
Invid: "Uh huh."
Annie: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!"
Invid:
Corgie-Poo: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."

Corg: "You're a sexual predator!"
Annie: "Am not! Never, between us, has the issue of sex ever come up. You're just my beachball, my stress-relief squeezer, my paddle-ball."
Corg: "So you admit you're deliberately abusing me!"
Annie: "No, I'm -trolling- you. Scott...he MIGHT abuse you, but these days I think he'd just full-payload you to get you to shut up the hell up, because you chew the scenery too much. I'm doing everybody else a favor, because full Alpha-Beta missile massacres tend to mess up the landscape. So be a good boy and give me a foot rub, because I'm the better deal and you know it."

Regess: "Should I check up on the children? Nah, I'm sure they're fine!"

(Meanwhile...)

Invid #1: "What is she doing?! I can hear Corgi screaming! Should we see..." (Creeps up to door and opens it, peers into living room...sees Corg rubbing Annie's nasty-smelling feet...)
Invid #2: "What's happening?!"
Invid #1: "Corg seems to be...doing things to the human! Naughty things!"
Invid:
Annie: "Yes; right there, YES! THAT'S THE SPOT!"
Corg:

Annie: "I'll have you know I regularly bathe my feet in rose water and lavender."
Then why is Corg cringing?
"Pepper spray makes a great motivator, and the Regis never evolved her kids to have a resistance to it."

SRoss wrote:"Another pinacolada?"

I'm not sure how she would feel about being cloned in a Invid Genesis pit, especially if the Regis has had one to many.

"...in retrospect, asking the Regis to 'make me a milkshake' was a mistake..."
"Have you guys found ANY uncontaminated DNA of his we can use for the recloning?!"

Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!"
Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..."
Grant: "'Ooops'?!"
Louie: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one."
Grant: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"

taalismn wrote:Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!"
Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..."
Grant: "'Ooops'?!"
Louie: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one."
Grant: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"

Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Of course, you realize as time slows down approaching the event horizon, you don't actually fall in."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!"
Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..."
Grant: "'Ooops'?!"
Louie: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one."
Grant: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"

Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Of course, you realize as time slows down approaching the event horizon, you don't actually fall in."

"You DO, however, get chewed up in relativistic-velocity'ed plasma and spit back out as bursts of x-rays."
"Oh fun-fun all around."

Mr. Taylor: "Let's test that..." (Drops hologram towards black hole...)
Waashu:
Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!"