Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:36 pm

Vanessa pulls out something long from behind her back...
(SNICK)VRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
-Shot of all the toughs in the restaurant suddenly going pale and sweaty as their eyes goggle...
-Exterior shot of the White Dragon as all the doors and windows shatter from the inside as people run, leap, dive to get out of the place as quickly as possible...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:59 pm

Opps my bad! I need a bridge bunny to apply an appropriate punishment for double posting!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:00 pm

I feel like running away too!

"Run away! Hurry flee! Bridge bunny with dangerous toy!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:29 pm

Lisa: "..chainsaw?..."
Vanessa: "You'd be AMAZED at how many social situations it helps you out in!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:18 pm

Run! Faster! :::Rick says to Max as they run very fast away from the bridge bunnies.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:29 pm

The Bridge Bunnies know where you live...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:34 pm

AArrrrrrrgggggghhhh!!!!! Don't surrender Max! We fight to the end. Bachelors to the end!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:47 pm

*Phhttt*
whap!
"...ngg..?!"
thud.
(Lisa puts away her blowgun as Rick Hunter folds up..)

Yep...the dating scene on the SDF-1 is one ugly jungle....

"No, Miriya...we only use tasers when we're dating...Once we're married, we put those things away."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:52 pm

:::Lisa looks over to Miriya and smiles.:::

"See we bagged our husbands in one evening. Now we just have to get the rest of the bridge bunnies married. I guess the hunting season isn't over yet! I forgot to look Miriya on our limits. What are they?

:::Miriya looks back and pulls a paper from her pocket and scans the licence::: "It says we get the choice of the male with the biggest income, best looking, and best equiped! So according to this we can bag and release them as we go."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:52 pm

Gloval and Breetai start shivering inexplicably...

Lynn Kyle wonders why he suddenly feels utterly completely diminished and ignored all of a sudden...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:55 pm

I know I'm trouble. I always seem to cause it! :shock:

It's a talent I seem to have.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:42 pm

Rick Hunter's having a cup of coffee and some paperwork when Max in his night-on-the-town suit comes up.
Max: "Rick. I'm getting married."
Rick: (spits up his coffee) "You gotta be kidding me! After one date?! You hardly know the lady!"
Max: "Oh, THAT fell through. No, Rick, I'm marrying Lisa!"
Rick: "...."
Max: "Thought you'd want to know. You're invited to the ceremony of course! I'll get the details to you later! Seeya!"
(Rick is left goobsmacked....A moment later Miriya fades out of the shadows, looks over at the departing Sterling, Rick's tasered look, and slides into Max's recently vacated seat.)
Miriya: "I have a proposal for you..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:30 pm

LOL Good one Taalismn!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:21 pm

-Rick and Lisa's Wedding:

Priest: "And if anyone should have reason that these two should not be joined, let them speak now or forever hold your peace..."
(Two Veritech fighters quietly lean around the screen behind the altar, their rifle gunpods not QUITE aimed covering the audience)
(silence)
Priest: "Thought so."

(Edwards and Minmei are sweatdropping...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:10 pm

"Yah....I was of the persuasion to marry her...The persuasion being her father, her mother,two brothers, and three cousins, all in the Destroid corps...You know what it's like to wake up in the morning and discover your roof's gone?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:20 pm

Your daily dose...

Aftermath of the Modular Transformation...
Rick and Lisa are walking back, having just seen Minmei and Kyle...
Rick stops to get a drink from the vending machine that's successfully stalked them, when Lisa interrupts his efforts.
"My treat" she murmurrs as she steps in front of him and inserts the required coins.
*PANG*
The vending machine delivers a canned coffee at considerable velocity and at the right angle to slug Lisa right in the forehead. She flops over stone cold dead...
Rick looks at the lifeless corpse, looks both ways, then runs like hell...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:31 pm

Who could have modified that machine?

::::Looking over at the man talking to three young boys who are obviously his sons.::: "I told you kids that that soda machine didn't mind that 550 BHP engine I put in it. :::Looks back and sees the machine with Rick and Lisa in front of it.::: "See! I told you it'd be fine. It's going to help those two fine young people. All it needed was more power!" :::They watch in horror as the can of coffee kills Lisa. After turning several shades paler, Tim "The Toolman" Taylor yells,::: "Run kids! And don't tell Mom! And if you don't I'll make sure you each end with a Wii!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:06 pm

Home Improvement Pimps a Battlepod!!!! :lol:

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:15 pm

At least she wouldn't sing!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:38 pm

whipped4073 wrote:So I guess Minmei will be trying out for the new Tool Time Girl job, huh?

"What does this red button do..?"
Lang: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"(cinematic dive)

Rick:(fiddling with remote) "Wanna watch the episode where quest star Lynn Kyle got grabbed by the improved Vacuum Garbage Disposal and fired into space, again, dear?"
Lisa:(cuddling next to him with a bowl of popcorn) "Nah, how about Exedore's mini-Fold-equipped office chair, instead?"

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:00 pm

Great stuff.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:52 pm

ROFLMAO!!!! :lol:

Please keep it coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:55 pm

After the modular transformation(again)...
Rick looks around the corner, and suddenly stops Lisa.
Lisa: "Huh?"
Rick: "Kyle...and Minmei."
Suddenly Kyle comes FLYING down the street, his feet a blur, as he dodges frantically....his suit jacket is torn to ribbons, his eyes are bulging, and sweat is flying off his brow...
Behind him is Minmei, glide-leaping, hefting an enormous glowing black axe with glowing runes, her eyes glowing crimson, face set in a snarl, long black hair flying out behind her like raven's wings. Her swings are just nicking Kyle's backside.

Kyle: "HHHHEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
Minmei: "Face the wrath of Cromm for your transactions! The woman NEVER pays for the taxi!!!!"

The two disappear down the road, Kyle screaming like a prepubescent girl, Minmei growling like a wolf.

Rick and Lisa just stand there for a moment....
Lisa: "Wanna get soused?"
Rick: "I got a bottle of Roy's old stuff in my cabin."
Lisa: "Let's drink to forget."
Rick: "I'm with yah."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:15 pm

Hasselwood(Minmei's agent): "No!!! Absolutely not! Forget about it!! Not going to work!"
--Pull back to show Minmei in idol costume and hefting a tuba...

Minmei: "How about a french horn...I do a mean trombone solo!"
"No!!!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:57 pm

ROFLMAO!! So does that make Minmei a modern version of "Red Sonja?" So what would we call her?.......... Black Lotus?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:15 pm

Hasselwood: "Brass just doesn't sell these days to the mass market...brass just isn't sexy."
(A full-sized Female Zentraedi, nude, sashays past his office window doing a mournful blues solo on a giant saxophone)
Hasselwood:"----"(checks his coffee)

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:29 pm

Hmmmm Talk about the attack of the 50' woman!

"Doctor we're talking hundreds of middle aged men who've had these fatal heart attacks while looking out their windows. There has to be a connection!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:46 pm

SCott and Ariel's apartment...
Scott's in the kitchen fixing snacks, while Ariel's on the sofa idly channel-surfing..
"...Next on 60 Minutes: Our expose on Neutron-"*CLICK*
"SIIIMMMPPPSOOONNN!!! You fell asleep on the Matrix again!"'D'oh!"*CLICK*
"One derelict Zentraedi ship, sixteen castaw---"*CLICK*
"...Welcome back to the Victoria Secret's Show, and displaying our new line up...."
"MOTHER!?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:12 pm

LOL!!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:26 pm

Ariel's just too easy....
Scott: (growling) "Yesss?!"
..to lampoon like that...A real innocent...
Scott: "I SHOULD shoot you on just general principles, but I'll let you go this time..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:27 pm

Scott shooting Ariel? Hope not!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:31 pm

Aramanthus wrote::eek: Scott shooting Ariel? Hope not!

No, no..Fourth Wall humor..
SCott: "Okay, who was suggesting I shoot Ariel?!...where's the sicko?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:33 pm

Oh shoot her! Oh ok! I was worried we'd miss those pics!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:24 pm

whipped4073 wrote:You have some large enough rolls of paper there for the calendars?

Shall we waterproof them?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:39 am

Laminated would probably be better!

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:54 am

Yeah, lamination for easy washing. Best for some of the ones who'll be buying said calendar

I shudder to even think about it.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:22 pm

Some Days It's Not Enough to Have Angst...

Zor Prime:(Busting into control room, and leveling his rifle) "Masters! I'll make you pay!!"
Robotech Master:"Oh yeah?! Wannabet, you pansy?"(Karate-kicks Zor's rifle out of his hands) "Come and get some, white boy!"
(All the rest of the Masters take out martial arts weapons out of their robes and assume positions)
Masters: "We didn't get this old without some serious physical fitness training...Two hundred years of regular iron-pumping in the gym! What you got?!"
Zor: "Uh-oh."
(Dana arrives in time to see Zor getting a royal beat-down in what looks like a scene from "Crouching Tiger, Arse-Kicking Robotech Masters")

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:02 pm

Rick: "I'll admit it was a great idea using sports to help the Zentraedi get acclimated to human culture...but, Lisa....BOWLING?!"
(as he pushes Lisa out of the street as an enormous black spheroid goes rolling down the street, crushing several cars in its path)

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:48 pm

taalismn wrote:After the modular transformation(again)...
Rick looks around the corner, and suddenly stops Lisa.
Lisa: "Huh?"
Rick: "Kyle...and Minmei."
Suddenly Kyle comes FLYING down the street, his feet a blur, as he dodges frantically....his suit jacket is torn to ribbons, his eyes are bulging, and sweat is flying off his brow...
Behind him is Minmei, glide-leaping, hefting an enormous glowing black axe with glowing runes, her eyes glowing crimson, face set in a snarl, long black hair flying out behind her like raven's wings. Her swings are just nicking Kyle's backside.

Kyle: "HHHHEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
Minmei: "Face the wrath of Cromm for your transactions! The woman NEVER pays for the taxi!!!!"

The two disappear down the road, Kyle screaming like a prepubescent girl, Minmei growling like a wolf.

Rick and Lisa just stand there for a moment....
Lisa: "Wanna get soused?"
Rick: "I got a bottle of Roy's old stuff in my cabin."
Lisa: "Let's drink to forget."
Rick: "I'm with yah."

Ranma & Akane...yeah, I can see the resemblence

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:01 pm

No...that would be...

*SMACK*
Rick and Lisa look up to see Kyle fly like a lofted mannequin and slam into the far wall of the Macross CIty bay...

Minmei comes around the corner hefting a glowing blue hammer with the kanji for '100 tons' on its side.

Minmei: "Oh, hi, Rick!"

Lisa ducks around behind Rick...

--(It's all in a typo....)
Minimei comes around the corner juggling several grenades..."Hi, Rick!" flips her blonde hair, and continues after Kyle...
Lisa: "New look?"
Rick: "More like somebody's finger slipped on the keyboard..."
(...immediate 4th Wall Breach alarm...)

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:31 pm

ROFLMAO!!! :lol:

Those were great to read. I needed those!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:20 pm

(on the set of Little White Dragon...)
Kyle: "Why don't you jerks get your camera coordination straightened out?! Until you do, I'll be in my dressing room!"
*SLAM*click.
Gaffer: "Mister Lynn! That's not your dressing room! That's-"
Kyle: (muffled)"And who the ^&!% turned the lights off!?"
(ka-chung)
(FFFFWWWOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh)
Gaffer: "---emergency airlock....never mind..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:17 pm

Yeah! The second most annoying character in the Robotech universe! That was an awesome death! Thank you for carrying out that assassination!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:58 am

Lisa: "So how's the male-bonding going with Breetai?"
Rick: "Great! He's invited me to join him on his morning jogging sessions! These joint socialization sessions are working out just great!"
Lisa: "Err...you do realize that Breetai's 'morning constitutionals' include a jaunt across his ship's hull in total vaccuum without a spacesuit?"

Breetai: "Cleans out the ears and makes you really APPRECIATE breathing again!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:36 pm

ROFLMAO! It could provide the basis for a new diet fade.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:17 pm

LOL

What name would you call that diet.

The Zentraedi way! The way to loose many hundreds of pound!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:08 pm

The Sudden Messy Death Diet Plan....Pay Attention Or Lose It All! The Ultimate Cardio Workout! If Your Heart Stops Beating, You'll Know It Ain't Working!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:28 pm

So who created the diet? And when are they going on Oprah to advertise it to the masses?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:31 pm

The Jerry Springer show and Robotech!

Jerry Springer says::: "Dolza and Kyhron are our guest today! To discuss their life as trailer trash brothers of Britanny Spears!"

OOC::: The devil made me post it! :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:48 pm

Director looks at where one of the walls of the Little White Dragon set has collapsed, revealing the Springer Show stage beyond, Dolza caught in hte process of hoisting Khyron by the neck...and incidentally, squashing Lynn Kyle with the fallen wall...

Director: "Oh, for pete's sake, not AGAIN!!! WE're all out of Kyles!! Hey, you there! Since you knocked down the 5th Wall, can be use your Kyle?"

Khyron vigorously shakes his head 'no' on account of his windpipe being closed off...
Dolza: "No, we just stepped on ours."

Director: (muttering) "...clumsy oafs...."