RANDOM ITEM TABLE VII

[LDMcFear™]

RANDOM ITEM TABLE VII

01: Water wings (suitable for use in the CS Navy)
02: Box of ex-lax (still Good)
03: Reddi-Whip Whipping Cream (in a can)
04: A package of Plain M&Ms You could win a million dollars --- see inside!
05: You find a Sears Catalog (cover missing) circa 2098
06: A stage makeup kit
07: A cell phone (out of range)
08: A package of 6 "chap sticks"
09: A Webster's Dictionary 57th Edition (2098)
10: Some Bath and Bodyworks Honeysuckle Body Lotion
11: Robotech II the Sentinels VHS
12: A local Newspaper (wherever the PC are at) dated Dec 22 2098..
13: Tube of crazy glue
14: An unpaid phone bill to the cell phone above...
15: You find a jar of paste (half-eaten)
16: A water faucet, or a drinking fountain (does not work / this is especially good if your characters are in the desert...)
17: Beaded car seat covers
18: A roll of stamps (3.50 variety), but they are the kind you have to lick
19: Instruction book for a VCR (the section on how to set the time is highlighted for some reason...)
20: Car seat, leather (missing car)
21: Television remote no batteries
22: 8 track player (car not included) missing knobs and buttons
23: Naked Barbie doll
24: Box of yellow smiley face stickers --- the smelly kind
25: A Dwarf Hamster in cage (dead -NOT edible)
26: A Kirby vacuum cleaner circa 1999 no cord. It weighs 300 pounds...
27: A bag of empty coke cans ($0.10 each in MI)
28: A "Jordan Jammer" basket ball net. Basket Ball not included. It weighs 10 pounds
29: Basket ball (missing air) grip warn off
30: A piece of Driftwood. Really. It weighs .5 pounds.
31: A couch. no cushions. it weighs 50 pounds.
32: A La-Z-Boy recliner (foot rest missing). It weights 100 ponds
33: Plush Maryann stuffed toy
34: You find 50 experience points (game master missing)
35: You find Plans to the Death Star
36: Bullet Resistant Attaché Case: 6 M.D.C.,
37: Candle Stick, per box of 12
38: Padlock, Burglar proof: -40% to be picked, 80 S.D.C
39: A small stuffed toy, it looks like a small Dee-bee child, made of some type of foam, it has (30%chance) a blue T-shirt on and (40%chance) a pair of shorts, it also has a "ring-pull" on it's back (when pulled there is a 30% chance that it works, and it says things like; "eat my shorts" and "I-cerumba!")
40: 1D4 small tubs of shoe polish, still sealed (60% black, 30% brown or 10% chance something else or is un-usable)
41: Winter Survival Kit: A winter survival kit is a light metal box (25 S.D.C., 20 lbs/9 kg) that contains 3 hand-held flares, one smoke grenade, signal mirror, box of 36 waterproof matches, a cigarette lighter, 6 sterno canisters, folded thermo-blanket, 4 heat packs (the size of a paperback novel; each lasts 4 hours), freeze-dried food and vitamins for seven days, 16 concentrated fat pills, an extra pair of thick mittens, pair of thick socks, a ski mask, scarf, tinted goggles, pocket knife, and a hand axe (1D6 S.D.C.)
42: a small cube shape, decorated in bright multiple colors.... seems to be some sort of puzzle (a Rubik’s Cube, for the non-80’s inclined)
43: A 4lb. Piece of Red Kryptonite
44: Box of six Golf balls (new)
45: A Box of bubble-gum! 1D6 packets of ten are still good, the rest are not so good (cause nausea on a failed save, minus one to strike parry and dodge for 1D4hrs, and loss of gum lunch etc [this also makes you easy to track...eeeew... poor dog packs!)
46: Baseball signed by Mark McGuire (sp)
47: Set of Used Rollerblades (good condition)
48: Book “Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri” Strategy Guide by Prima. (Worn condition)
49: Book “Accounting by Enron” Lower math skills by 1% (cursed Item)
50: False teeth, a Pacemaker, and a doll that says in an eerie voice "Ma-Ma"
51: Solid Gold Ring (looks like any other unadorned ring, but when held to a fire mysterious writing appears along the whole length of the band) will shrink to fit the size of the owner.
52: Book, “How to be a Webmaster” by Midnght
53: Box of multi-colored women’s Thong underwear by Victoria’s secret
54: Periscope (kids toy) 2meters in length.
55: A Beta Max Copy of Planet of the Apes, the Original Theatrical version
56: A Bag full of 2000 gold Sacagawea dollar coins (Circa 2000) This bag features dollar coins struck on the main production floor at the Philadelphia Mint facility.
57: Badly faded Matrix Revolutions Movie poster.
58: Hunting and Fishing Kit: Wires, fishing line and several hooks and pulleys, useful for both fishing and setting snares for small game.
59; “Dilbert” Desk Calendar for the year 2098
60: Plastic Fold up Rand McNally’s road Map of the United states. (horribly outdated)
61: Chia pet kit (unused)
62: Black and white Plush Darklord DC stuffed toy
63: You find the Internet (It has been disconnected)
64: Book “Fundamentals of Physics” by A. Einstein revised edition circa 1956
65: Spider man movie costume.
66: A sea emergency kit box, has taken a serious beating! all that is salvageable is; two life jackets and 2D6 emergency flairs, or a flair gun and 1D8 "shots" for it, a harpoon gun and 1D4 harpoons (2D4, it is light and portable) and a 30m spool of fishing line (extra strength, test strength is an outstanding 220lb!
67: 1 set of leather bikers chaps
68: 1 box of coffee dairy creamer
69: Plastic Fold Up Rand McNally’s road Map of Chicago Il, circa 2097
70: 1 crate full of 1000 bags of chicken flavored Raman noodles.
71: Flashlight, Rechargeable & Unbreakable: Is ten times brighter than most conventional types; quartz-halogen bulb, 12 inches (30 cm), 1.8 pounds (0.8 kg), 30,000 candle power. S.D.C.: 100, (Needs new Bulb)
72: Bag of multi-colored marbles.
73: A few loose screws (cursed items, upon picking up subtract 1 point from Characters IQ.)
74: A rusty box of old tools (1D4X200credits worth is salvageable)
75: 1 rusty car muffler
76: The Holy Grail
77: 1 large Aluminum garbage can. (Dented, missing lid)
78: 1 Shotgun Shell
79: Box of Clay pigeons
80: You find a large Wooden Crate dated Circa 1939 Stamped Top Secret U.S. Government (if you bust the crate open you will find a very intricately sculpted box with two golden birds facing each other on the lid)
81: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Accent
82: Larry Flint’s Wheelchair
83: NG-S2 Basic Survival Pack: A very popular item among adventurers and other travelers, the NG-S2 survival pack contains all the basic things someone traveling through the wilderness could need. (Empty)
84: Soundtrack to “2001 a space odyssey” on CD
85: 1 Mickey mouse neck tie
86: A Build it yourself model of some sort of pre-rifts vehicle (box is badly damaged, but it's contents are ok, though the instructions are not!)
87: A doll (or action figure; your choice) that greatly resembles Emperor Prosek, but the label says "Emperor Tromm." (Mint condition.)
88: 1 Flux Capacitor (brand new in box)
89: Set of Broken Bag Pipes (can be fixed)
90: 1 shiny box with just 2 letters on it: S&M. When the characters open it, it has two shiny disks in it.(cd's) Now they just have to find a CD player to listen to the pre-rift sounds of Symphony and Metallica.
91: 1 “Jack in the Box” Hard Foam Antenna ball
92: Box (cardboard, falling apart) full of individually wrapped Nightbane T-shirts, assorted sizes.
93: Book, copy of “Cooking with Geronimo” (excellent condition, written in a New Orleans Drawl)
94: An old pre-rifts "car" key in good condition... though there is no car to be found within 1D6 miles that it MIGHT fit.
95: 1 U.S. Army black Beret Worn with age but still serviceable.
96: 1 Boy scouts of America Patch (slightly faded)
97: A paperback book, it is small and red, the inside has some strange symbols in it ("oriental" to those who know), could be considered "Dee-bee" contraband!
98: Petrified Brownie
99: Book “RIFTS®” by Palladium Books First Printing Circa 1990 (Soft cover, Mint Condition in Plastic Wrap)
00: A small cube shape, elaborately decorated version of a "puzzle box"? (Can only be used by those who can use TW devices! ...but what happens when you complete the puzzle!

[LDMcFear™]

76: The Holy Grail

[LDMcFear™]

Interesting list. What about finding little things like an Octahedron (Aftermath) or some other random magical item that increases/decreases stats by serious numbers (not just 1%, though the Enron book is great!)?

I Don't have the Aftermath Book, However I think I can borrow it from a friend, Maybe make a IX list! Meuwhahahahahaha...

Maybe

[LDMcFear™]

do I dare ask?

edit: random items? why are they ever needed? particularly the chia pet kit. It isn't that hard to be original.

there is always one in the crowd

[Drakenred®™©]

Good list!