The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:12 pm

Of course that wasn't as funny as the initial Barsoom crossover.

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Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:37 am

SRoss wrote:http://palladium-megaverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=83852&start=4250#p2524783

Not bad.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:40 am

SRoss wrote:Of course that wasn't as funny as the initial Barsoom crossover.

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=83852&start=4250#p2526924

That was not too bad either.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:41 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"On the positive side, even though I wind up getting killed in proxy, I AM seeing a greater part of the universe than I might have otherwise."---Lynn Kyle

Rabid female robotech fan: " There you are sweetie, time to play. "

*Holds up an Adult Toy covered in razor sharp, rusty, electrfied barbwire that is leaking glowing mutagenic acids*

Rabid female robotech Fan: " What was your AC agian?, don't matter, think warm thoughts because this is going to be might cold. "

Kyle:

Rabid Female Robotech Fan: " Don't worry Minmei your turn will come next, usualy it's Ladies first but since men and women are now equal it doesn't matter who goes forst, besides your no lady. "

Minmei: *Starts to franticly claw at the locked 50 ft thick steel door.*

Minmei: "What kind of SICK person ARE you?! :frazz:

Rabid Female Robotech Fan: "A fan...just not the kind of fan you expected!" :twisted:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:03 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "What kind of SICK person ARE you?!
Rabid Female Robotech Fan: "A fan...just not the kind of fan you expected!"

*WACK!, THUD!*

*Minmei blinks in surprise as she sees Kyle standing over the perverted rabid female Robotech fan that he coldcocked with a chair while she had been distracted by Minmei.*

Kyle:" Serach her for the key to the door. "

Minmei:" Got it, let's get the hell out of here! "

*Kyle takes the key from Minmei and unlocks the door, when he opens the door the two of them see fifty rabid female Robotech fans in the hallway*

*SHOVE, CLICK!*

Kyle:" OH SH....!

*Minmei brathes a sigh of relef that Kyle was serving as bait for the rabid, phyco female Robotech fans when she hears a low growl from behind her*

Rabid, insane and PO'Ed female Robotech Fan: " Now I am MAD! "

Minmei:

" MERCY! "

*Many days later Minmei drags her brutalized body out of the room and blinks in shocked surprise as she sees Kyle alive and healthy as he is being pampered by semi nude and nude female Robotech Fans as two of the said fans turn harem girls/body guards point active flamethrowers at her with cold, hateful looks.*

Minmei: :shock:

" What the hell? "

Kyle: " It does a man well to know the Irish Flipper Trick. "

*FWOOOISH!*

Minmei: " IEEEEE! "

Kyle:" It's great to be king. "

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:30 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "What kind of SICK person ARE you?!
Rabid Female Robotech Fan: "A fan...just not the kind of fan you expected!"

*WACK!, THUD!*

*Minmei blinks in surprise as she sees Kyle standing over the perverted rabid female Robotech fan that he coldcocked with a chair while she had been distracted by Minmei.*

Kyle:" Serach her for the key to the door. "

Minmei:" Got it, let's get the hell out of here! "

*Kyle takes the key from Minmei and unlocks the door, when he opens the door the two of them see fifty rabid female Robotech fans in the hallway*

*SHOVE, CLICK!*

Kyle:" OH SH....!

*Minmei brathes a sigh of relef that Kyle was serving as bait for the rabid, phyco female Robotech fans when she hears a low growl from behind her*

Rabid, insane and PO'Ed female Robotech Fan: " Now I am MAD! "

Minmei: " MERCY! "

*Many days later Minmei drags her brutalized body out of the room and blinks in shocked surprise as she sees Kyle alive and healthy as he is being pampered by semi nude and nude female Robotech Fans as two of the said fans turn harem girls/body guards point active flamethrowers at her with cold, hateful looks.*

Minmei: " What the hell? "

Kyle: " It does a man well to know the Irish Flipper Trick. "

*FWOOOISH!*

Minmei: " IEEEEE! "

Kyle:" It's great to be king. "

(Suddeenly waking up....)

Kyle: "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Dammkt it all! It was just a DREAM!" (Starts crying...)
Edwards: "What was just a dream, lover?
Kyle: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

(Suddenly waking up....)

Kyle: "Oh, Thank God, it was just a DREAM!!"
Leonard: "What was just a dream, lover?"
Kyle: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:50 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "What kind of SICK person ARE you?!
Rabid Female Robotech Fan: "A fan...just not the kind of fan you expected!"

*WACK!, THUD!*

*Minmei blinks in surprise as she sees Kyle standing over the perverted rabid female Robotech fan that he coldcocked with a chair while she had been distracted by Minmei.*

Kyle:" Serach her for the key to the door. "

Minmei:" Got it, let's get the hell out of here! "

*Kyle takes the key from Minmei and unlocks the door, when he opens the door the two of them see fifty rabid female Robotech fans in the hallway*

*SHOVE, CLICK!*

Kyle:" OH SH....!

*Minmei brathes a sigh of relef that Kyle was serving as bait for the rabid, phyco female Robotech fans when she hears a low growl from behind her*

Rabid, insane and PO'Ed female Robotech Fan: " Now I am MAD! "

Minmei: " MERCY! "

*Many days later Minmei drags her brutalized body out of the room and blinks in shocked surprise as she sees Kyle alive and healthy as he is being pampered by semi nude and nude female Robotech Fans as two of the said fans turn harem girls/body guards point active flamethrowers at her with cold, hateful looks.*

Minmei: " What the hell? "

Kyle: " It does a man well to know the Irish Flipper Trick. "

*FWOOOISH!*

Minmei: " IEEEEE! "

Kyle:" It's great to be king. "

(Suddeenly waking up....)

Kyle: "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Dammkt it all! It was just a DREAM!" (Starts crying...)
Edwards: "What was just a dream, lover?
Kyle: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

(Suddenly waking up....)

Kyle: "Oh, Thank God, it was just a DREAM!!"
Leonard: "What was just a dream, lover?"
Kyle: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!"

(Suddenly waking up...)

Kyle: "Oh please let the nightmare be over." :frazz:

Rabid Pollinator: "Gggiiiirrr!"

Kyle: "Close enough."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:26 pm

Then Kyle pushes aside the curtains...and sees open space...
And the prow of the 2088th's dimensional fortress looming out of the void on a collision course.
"Yep, today officially sucks."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:40 pm

Kyle: "PLEASE WAKE UP...PLEASE WAKE UP..."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:21 am

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "PLEASE WAKE UP...PLEASE WAKE UP..."

" 1,2 Freddy's coming for you. " :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:39 am

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "PLEASE WAKE UP...PLEASE WAKE UP..."

" 1,2 Freddy's coming for you. "

Kyle: "Please, after the crap I've been through, Freddy would be a mercy..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:42 am

Hellraiser: "Odd? Normally people lose bladder control by this point." :-?

Kyle: "Let me tell you some of the things I'VE been through..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:15 pm

(Suddenly waking up...)

Kyle: "BLOODY HELL, what a NIGHTMARE!"
Freddy: "Oh; come on, lover...it couldn't have been all THAT bad..."
Kyle: (Runs screaming out the window...) "AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Edwards: (Pulls off Freddy mask...): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was PRICELESS!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 1:31 pm

SRoss wrote:Hellraiser: "Odd? Normally people lose bladder control by this point."

Kyle: "Let me tell you some of the things I'VE been through..."

(later)
Hellraiser: "PLEASE!!! NO MORE!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!"
Kyle: "...and that was just the first year; things really started going into the crapper at New Years..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 1:37 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Hellraiser: "Odd? Normally people lose bladder control by this point."

Kyle: "Let me tell you some of the things I'VE been through..."

(later)
Hellraiser: "PLEASE!!! NO MORE!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!"
Kyle: "...and that was just the first year; things really started going into the crapper at New Years..."

Kyle: "Let me tell you about my cousin Minmei...now there's one daft woman..."
Hellraiser: (Whimpering...) "I'm BEGGING you...no MORE..."
Kyle: "Oh...you're begging me you want MORE? Okay...now Minmei is a vindictive, mean-spirited..."
Hellraiser: :SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:18 pm

"So, how did you end up assigned to the 2088[sup]th[/sup]?"

Kyle: "Apparently, cruelty to a Cenobite is considered a crime. Who knew?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:09 pm

SRoss wrote:"So, how did you end up assigned to the 2088[sup]th[/sup]?"

Kyle: "Apparently, cruelty to a Cenobite is considered a crime. Who knew?"

Which suggests to me that if the 2088th ever encounters a spacecraft called the 'Event Horizon'.....
"Hey, are you going to dock with this thing, or what?!"
"Sorry, mister Lynn, but every time I try to dock hard-contact, the thing keeps drifting away from us! Just be patient."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:26 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"So, how did you end up assigned to the 2088[sup]th[/sup]?"

Kyle: "Apparently, cruelty to a Cenobite is considered a crime. Who knew?"

Which suggests to me that if the 2088th ever encounters a spacecraft called the 'Event Horizon'.....
"Hey, are you going to dock with this thing, or what?!"
"Sorry, mister Lynn, but every time I try to dock hard-contact, the thing keeps drifting away from us! Just be patient."

Unamed 2088th Redshirt:" Given the way this thing is drifting it's going to be *Hell* trying to dock with this ship. "

Kyle:" I just hope there is something of worth on this rust bucket, just be sure to keep your eyes peeled when we get on borad. "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:40 pm

Kyle: "To hell with this; I'm jumping over there---okay, where'd it go?" :badbad:

Sensor Officer: "Sonuvabit-it JUMPED."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:26 pm

Kyle: "Hey, is it normal for all the rats on the ship to jump out the airlock like that?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:44 pm

"Naaah...its time for their early morning run, is all! No worries, Mate!"
Kyle: "So...why are you going into an escape pod?"
"Erm...maintenance!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:45 pm

Captain's Log: July 10[sup]th[/sup]: Engaged in de-stressing exercise...

Lt. Fooker walks in and sees Kirk wearing a Magical Girl outfit...

Lt. Fooker: :shock:

Kirk:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:16 am

Lt. Fooker's Log: July 11th.
Have discovered there isn't enough liquor on the ship to erase the hideous sight I saw yesterday...

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:41 pm

Commander Ume: The Gargoyle's First Officer. Obsessed with and rather territorial about Jones, she has beaten several crewmember's, including the Captain, out of jeliousy. Sometimes she's been heard to ask if it's right for her to be irritated, after she's beaten the crap out of someone.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:38 pm

Spock: "That was most...DISTURBING..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:05 pm

SRoss wrote:Commander Ume: The Gargoyle's First Officer. Obsessed with and rather territorial about Jones, she has beaten several crewmember's, including the Captain, out of jeliousy. Sometimes she's been heard to ask if it's right for her to be irritated, after she's beaten the crap out of someone.

She hasn't just staked out a claim on him, she's had her name etched on his spine the last time he was in the infirmary...

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:24 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Commander Ume: The Gargoyle's First Officer. Obsessed with and rather territorial about Jones, she has beaten several crewmember's, including the Captain, out of jeliousy. Sometimes she's been heard to ask if it's right for her to be irritated, after she's beaten the crap out of someone.

She hasn't just staked out a claim on him, she's had her name etched on his spine the last time he was in the infirmary...

Umm, I think Lt. Jones is a girl... Tessa would be a rather odd name for a guy.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 9:26 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Commander Ume: The Gargoyle's First Officer. Obsessed with and rather territorial about Jones, she has beaten several crewmember's, including the Captain, out of jeliousy. Sometimes she's been heard to ask if it's right for her to be irritated, after she's beaten the crap out of someone.

She hasn't just staked out a claim on him, she's had her name etched on his spine the last time he was in the infirmary...

Umm, I think Lt. Jones is a girl... Tessa would be a rather odd name for a guy.

"Good god. I've been wearing the wrong perscription!! I CAN SEE!!"

Okay, so in this case, that just makes etching her name on another woman's vertebrae is even creepier.....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:02 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Commander Ume: The Gargoyle's First Officer. Obsessed with and rather territorial about Jones, she has beaten several crewmember's, including the Captain, out of jeliousy. Sometimes she's been heard to ask if it's right for her to be irritated, after she's beaten the crap out of someone.

She hasn't just staked out a claim on him, she's had her name etched on his spine the last time he was in the infirmary...

Umm, I think Lt. Jones is a girl... Tessa would be a rather odd name for a guy.

"Good god. I've been wearing the wrong prescription!! I CAN SEE!!"

Okay, so in this case, that just makes etching her name on another woman's vertebrae is even creepier.....

Agreed, but she's the scariest person on the ship! Rumor has it she was Federoff's star pupal.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:33 am

Lt. Fooker, goes to the first officer's quarters to get her advice on the Captain's hobby...

He opens the door to find Ume sitting on the bed stroking Lt. Jones who is curled up across her lap, asleep wearing kitty ears and kitten paw mittens.

Lt. Fooker: :erm:

"Umm, maybe another time..." :erm:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:01 pm

Space Madness, such a wonderfuly interisting afliction. :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:13 pm

SRoss wrote:[
Agreed, but she's the scariest person on the ship! Rumor has it she was Federoff's star pupal.

Presumably when he was sober and the Sith wasn't suppressed by inebriation.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:41 pm

Lt. Jones and Fooker walking when Ume shows up.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:22 am

SRoss wrote:Lt. Jones and Fooker walking when Ume shows up.

What anime is that from?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:21 am

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Lt. Jones and Fooker walking when Ume shows up.

What anime is that from?

Ben-To

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:03 pm

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Lt. Jones and Fooker walking when Ume shows up.

What anime is that from?

Ben-To

Hmm intresting, might have to look it up.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:05 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Spock: "That was most...DISTURBING..."

Emperor Palpatine:" Yes there has been a *Grave Disturrbence* in the Farce. "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:39 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Spock: "That was most...DISTURBING..."

Emperor Palpatine:" Yes there has been a *Grave Disturrbence* in the Farce. "

...just before he gets pelted with tomatoes from offscreen.
"YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
"I'V SEEN BETTER PLOT WRINKLES IN LAUNDRY!!!"
Palpatine: "WHO DAR---Statler?! Waldorf?!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:29 am

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Spock: "That was most...DISTURBING..."

Emperor Palpatine:" Yes there has been a *Grave Disturrbence* in the Farce. "

...just before he gets pelted with tomatoes from offscreen.
"YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
"I'V SEEN BETTER PLOT WRINKLES IN LAUNDRY!!!"
Palpatine: "WHO DAR---Statler?! Waldorf?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:31 pm

And yes, the idea of Staler and Waldorf as Gray Jedi should scare you...
Though Yoda probably remembers them...especially the incident where they were banned from the Jedi Temple after 'Talent Night'.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:18 pm

Crazy Harry: (Down in the armory with wires leading from his keyboard to the Reflex warheads) "And now an encore of I'm Just Wild About Harry!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:45 pm

As the 2088th is forced to play diplomatic host to Captain Link Hogthrob and his crew....
"Whatever you do, don't offer them BLTs."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:01 pm

taalismn wrote:As the 2088th is forced to play diplomatic host to Captain Link Hogthrob and his crew....
"Whatever you do, don't offer them BLTs."

UEG Prisdent: " What do you mean we are bing attack by hostile aliens? "

UEG Com Officer: " I don't know Sir, some about BLT's and grave insults that can only be washed away in the blood of the dead? "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:28 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:As the 2088th is forced to play diplomatic host to Captain Link Hogthrob and his crew....
"Whatever you do, don't offer them BLTs."

UEG Prisdent: " What do you mean we are bing attack by hostile aliens? "

UEG Com Officer: " I don't know Sir, some about BLT's and grave insults that can only be washed away in the blood of the dead? "

"So, we're at war with sockpuppets?"
"Looks like that way. But never underestimate the power of feltpunk."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:04 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:As the 2088th is forced to play diplomatic host to Captain Link Hogthrob and his crew....
"Whatever you do, don't offer them BLTs."

UEG President: " What do you mean we are bing attack by hostile aliens? "

UEG Com Officer: " I don't know Sir, some about BLT's and grave insults that can only be washed away in the blood of the dead? "

"So, we're at war with sockpuppets?"
"Looks like that way. But never underestimate the power of feltpunk."

UEG President:" Who the **** is responcable for this?! "

UEG Intel Officer:" Well Sir it appers that our current enemy made contact with the UEEF Gargoyle under the command of one Captain Kirk Tiberius. "

UEG President:" Oh God No! " *Proceeds to shoot himself in the head with a large caliber hand gun*

UEG Vice President:" What the hell?, you*points at the Intel officer* what's so bad about this ship and it's crew? "

UEG Intel Officer:" Sir the crew of the UEEF Gargoyle are the worst screw ups and misfits in the entirety of the UEEF, most of there screw ups have been covered up, deleted and black holed because they were so bad that if the general public ever found out about them they would have lynched us all. "

Acting UEG President:" If they are that bad then why in the hell were they given a ship?! "

UEG Intel Officer:" The former UEG president decied that it would be in everyone's best *intrest* that if the crew of the UEEF Gargoyle were sent far far far away and suffered an *unfortunete accident* juring a fold operation. "

UEG Vice President:" Well that really worked out well, once we have delt with our current enemy asign a task force to erse the former president's mistake. "

UEG Intel Officer:" I'm afraid that will be impossable given the fact that we not only have very little proculture left but we have no idea of where in the hell the gargoyle is. "

UEG Vice President:" Don't question my orders!, it is far too dangerouse to the the Gargoyle and it's crew rome free, other wise we would not be in this mess in the first place! "

UEG Intel Agent: " You have a point Sir, I'll get right on it Sir. "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:07 pm

There's a line in the old Richard Benjamin sci-fi parody series 'Quark' that could sum up the UEG's likely plan of action:
Quark's flying garbage truck receives a priority message from HQ that reads: "Destroy yourselves'.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:05 am

Ume: "It appears there is a fleet of Swine Ships chasing us. I blame you..."

Kirk: "What'd I do!?!"

Jones: "Well first there was the crack about BLTs."

Fooker: "Then you made a pass at Ms Piggy."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:33 am

taalismn wrote:There's a line in the old Richard Benjamin sci-fi parody series 'Quark' that could sum up the UEG's likely plan of action:
Quark's flying garbage truck receives a priority message from HQ that reads: "Destroy yourselves'.

Really now, can't say I have heard of Quark, might have to look it up.

In relation to the 2088th they would most likely pass off such a message for the UEG as another on of Hal v666 random bounts of insanity.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:43 am

SRoss wrote:Ume: "It appears there is a fleet of Swine Ships chasing us. I blame you..."

Kirk: "What'd I do!?!"

Jones: "Well first there was the crack about BLTs."

Fooker: "Then you made a pass at Ms Piggy."

Let me guess AD&D space orcs?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:21 am

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:There's a line in the old Richard Benjamin sci-fi parody series 'Quark' that could sum up the UEG's likely plan of action:
Quark's flying garbage truck receives a priority message from HQ that reads: "Destroy yourselves'.

Really now, can't say I have heard of Quark, might have to look it up.

In relation to the 2088th they would most likely pass off such a message for the UEG as another on of Hal v666 random bounts of insanity.

It was a Star Trek parody series back in 78, vary short lived. Quark