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batlchip wrote:

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:Misato:umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of
red shirts guarding Tenchi and shinji's room?
Bato: Because valentines day is coming and we need the stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance.

So, it's a suicide detail, no?

Pretty much. At least red shirts are easy to replace. Stormtroopers you have to clone them,then train,and make armor for them. Red shirts all have to do is beam off a planet, tell them they will be a important part of the cew and there's fame and glory.

Sister of Cle... err Repentia: "We will NOT have our role usurped by a bunch of sub-par marines in cheap plastic armour."

Sisters charge the Stormtroopers, beating them with the severed body parts of Deathtroopers.

"Replacing redshirts became easier when we learned how to save copies of them in the transporter pattern buffer. It's not like they live long enough to check their mail and start wondering how they managed to send several messages they didn't or rather couldn't have time for."

Attention! Attention! There is a food fight in the mess. All Sisters of er...Repentia please report to the mess.(Where a certain red headed female with a grenade launcher/sledgehammer waits.)
I'm queen of the castle. I'm queen of the castle.

Note to Cafeteria staff: Swordfish is no longer to be served to the students...

batlchip wrote:Attention! Attention! There is a food fight in the mess. All Sisters of er...Repentia please report to the mess.(Where a certain red headed female with a grenade launcher/sledgehammer waits.)
I'm queen of the castle. I'm queen of the castle.

WHITEcastle?

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:Attention! Attention! There is a food fight in the mess. All Sisters of er...Repentia please report to the mess.(Where a certain red headed female with a grenade launcher/sledgehammer waits.)
I'm queen of the castle. I'm queen of the castle.

WHITEcastle?

Harald & Kumar: (Baked) "Wha?"

"Ah, the slider...undersized, overpriced, overrated."

Hatori Chise: "Today class, I'll be teaching you to fly."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Umm, I don't think most of us can do that?"

Erin & Rei:

Cut to... Edwards and Kyle climbing up on ladders to patch the holes burned in the roof...

One hopes for the students' sake that the same authority that imprisons them in the school hasn't made provision against aerial escapes....

School Board Comptroller: "Let me get this straight, you want a budget provision for three regiments of Defender and Phalanx destroids to be stationed around the school."

Edwards: "Well yes, the AP guns on a Bolo just don't have the power, speed and range, and the main guns can't track human sized targets."

Leader Bolo: " And Desdemona keeps flipping us on our backs at recess. I wish you'd talk to her mom about that."

"Why do our target practice HUD icons look like high school kids?"

taalismn wrote:"Why do our target practice HUD icons look like high school kids?"

"Why do the high school kids keep wiping us out in the simulations!?!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Why do our target practice HUD icons look like high school kids?"

"Why do the high school kids keep wiping us out in the simulations!?!"

"Because we're treating them like kids and not like the soulless vermin they really are?"

Garth of Izar: "Truant Officer? At MCH #69!?! OH HELL NO!!!"

SRoss wrote:Garth of Izar: "Truant Officer? At MCH #69!?! OH HELL NO!!!"

"You get to use a flamethrower."
"...I want full dental on top of that."
"Done."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Garth of Izar: "Truant Officer? At MCH #69!?! OH HELL NO!!!"

"You get to use a flamethrower."
"...I want full dental on top of that."
"Done."

Clearly no one told him our HMO is Washuu.

SRoss wrote:[

Clearly no one told him our HMO is Washuu.

See? The staff recruiters CAN learn from their mistakes.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Clearly no one told him our HMO is Washuu.

See? The staff recruiters CAN learn from their mistakes.

Especially after our previous Truant Officer jumped the fence.

In a bar at the far end of the Multiverse...

Chuck Norris: (On his 8[sup]th[/sup] Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster) "Nothing would ever convince me to mess with those monsters again."

SRoss wrote:[Chuck Norris: (On his 8[sup]th[/sup] Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster) "Nothing would ever convince me to mess with those monsters again."

The chin hairs will grow back, Chuck.

Senator Moran: “ Let me get this straight, you have you have a solution to Monument City's decreasing population? “

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ That is correct Senator. “

Senator Moran: “ Ok and what is this *Solution*? “

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ As you know Valentine’s Day is coming up correct? “

Senator Moran: “ Yes, so what? “

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ Well I was thinking that we should host an intra-highschool dance between Monument City Highshool #69, the Fairlight Academy , along with the Sister Of Repentant Woes All Girls Academy and the Botherhood Of The Wolf All Boys Academy. “

Senator Moran: “ How will that solve the city's population problem? “

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ That's simple all the refreshments will have my *special* Eros's Blessing formula add to them. “

Senator Moran: *Gives Dr.Morgan a questioning look*

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ Eros's Blessing is a blend of mild hallucinogenic, a strong euphoric as well as a strong aphrodisiac and a specially designed fertility drug that will increase a target's fertility by 300% . “

Senator Moran: “ Are you sure this will work?, there is many different species attending these schools. “

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ Eros's Blessing is a omni-species agent. “

Senator Moran: “ I don't know about this. “

Dr.Drake Morgan: “ Nothing will go wrong, *trust me.* “

And you thought two-headed babies in the wake of the Rain of Death were a problem.

And yeah, this utterly bones over the school sex ed program.

Tenchi: (Turning to Shinji) "I sense great danger..."

Well, given the anti-libido chemicals already served up in the school, compounded with the subliminal abstinence messages pumped through various media about the campus...the resulting collision will probably end up with people spontaneously exploding...

taalismn wrote:Well, given the anti-libido chemicals already served up in the school, compounded with the subliminal abstinence messages pumped through various media about the campus...the resulting collision will probably end up with people spontaneously exploding...

Which is why MCHS#69 students are known for being *temperamental* as well as being *hot headed*

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, given the anti-libido chemicals already served up in the school, compounded with the subliminal abstinence messages pumped through various media about the campus...the resulting collision will probably end up with people spontaneously exploding...

Which is why MCHS#69 students are known for being *temperamental* as well as being *hot headed*

As well as 'scatter-brained', 'disorganized', and 'all over the place'.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, given the anti-libido chemicals already served up in the school, compounded with the subliminal abstinence messages pumped through various media about the campus...the resulting collision will probably end up with people spontaneously exploding...

Which is why MCHS#69 students are known for being *temperamental* as well as being *hot headed*

As well as 'scatter-brained', 'disorganized', and 'all over the place'.

Which just goes to show that in most cases the so called *education* system post rain is not only a waste of time and money but also setting the bar to the lowest setting in the history of human education.

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Which just goes to show that in most cases the so called *education* system post rain is not only a waste of time and money but also setting the bar to the lowest setting in the history of human education.

'Frepe'?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Which just goes to show that in most cases the so called *education* system post rain is not only a waste of time and money but also setting the bar to the lowest setting in the history of human education.

'Frepe'?

More like the second dark ages were ignorance is king among the masses for the most part.

Kargan3033 wrote:[


More like the second dark ages were ignorance is king among the masses for the most part.

Ah, the 'shred' setting.

Zak Bagans: "Tonight on Ghost Adventures, we're back at MCH #69 as they prepare for the intra-high school dance. There is rumored to be a very dangerous demon haunting one of the class rooms. As per standard procedure, we're going to lock Aaron in there, alone."

Aaron Goodwin: (Being pushed into the Defence Against Dark Arts class room) "Wait What!?!"

Hild: (Waving) "Hiii! Did I ever tell you I find bald men a turn on?"

Zak: (Ignoring the screams and loud banging) "Now, lets taunt some ghosts!"

Sister of Cle err, Repentia: "What's that?"

Zak: "That, little lady, is my Spirit Box. It's for talking to ghosts."

Sister of Cle err, Repentia: "Oh..." "HERETIC!!!"

Sisters draw their flamethrowers

Later...

Charon: "Ah, Mr. Bagans... A great many residents wish to speak to you."

"...I trust you distracted Washuu from handling the sound system. We want no repeats of last year."
"She's happily embedded in her lab, messing with her latest guinea pig."
"Edwards?"
"No....she got tired of him and his buddy long ago.'Nothing of interest', as she put it."
"Ah, must be young Tenchi."
"No. He's actually managed to remain hidden."
"So, is it anybody we know?"
"Hopefully not."

Senator Moran: "I'd do anything to solve the population problem, and defeat Minmei in the coming election..."

Hild: (Sitting on Aaron's back) "Anything?"

Senator Moran:

SRoss wrote:Senator Moran: "I'd do anything to solve the population problem, and defeat Minmei in the coming election..."

Hild: (Sitting on Aaron's back) "Anything?"

Senator Moran:

EBSIS Ambassador: "...we're staying out of this one..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Senator Moran: "I'd do anything to solve the population problem, and defeat Minmei in the coming election..."

Hild: (Sitting on Aaron's back) "Anything?"

Senator Moran:

EBSIS Ambassador: "...We're staying out of this one..."

Aaron: "I wonder where Zak is?"

Meanwhile, in Washuu's lab...

Zak: "I wonder where the rest of my body is?"

Arnie100: "I'm baacckkk!"
Random Student #1: "PB lost the Robotech license."
Arnie100: "Wait, what? Does that mean we're out of a job?"
Random Student #2: "Don't you mean 'extinct'?"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I'm baacckkk!"
Random Student #1: "PB lost the Robotech license."
Arnie100: "Wait, what? Does that mean we're out of a job?"
Random Student #2: "Don't you mean 'extinct'?"

"The rumor is HG daisy-cutters franchisees, such as ourselves."
"Well, that's one way to clean up the track and field."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I'm baacckkk!"
Random Student #1: "PB lost the Robotech license."
Arnie100: "Wait, what? Does that mean we're out of a job?"
Random Student #2: "Don't you mean 'extinct'?"

"The rumor is HG daisy-cutters franchisees, such as ourselves."
"Well, that's one way to clean up the track and field."

"Could be worse, I heard HG isn't renewing their rights to the series that made up ROBOTECH."

Meanwhile back at HG headquarters...

"I swear to god! I was just downloading porn... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS DANA!!!"

(15th ATAC Headquarters...)

Dana: (Staring at the computer screen...) "What the -- where did that come from?!"

"Well, that blows Dana's cover story as a teenager....So much for the original infiltration mission."
"Oh for god's sake, you still think that 'High School Undercover Cop' plan would actually WORK? What the HELL were you smoiking?"

"It worked in Great Grandads's day..."

Arnie100 wrote:"It worked in Great Grandads's day..."

"Back then, we could have snuck in disguised as nuns."
"..does a metal ruler count as W.P. Blunt or W.P. Knife?"

Taalismn: "So if this place closes down, they're going to lock us in the hole again."

SRoss: "Follow me, I have a plan..."

SRoss wrote:Taalismn: "So if this place closes down, they're going to lock us in the hole again."

SRoss: "Follow me, I have a plan..."

Arnie100: "That's just not right...frak it!"

Random MCHS#69 teacher: " Good morning class, we have a new student joining us today, let me introduce you to Tommy " Mr.Lucky " Yune. "
*points to a bound and gaged student*

*Arnie100 peeks his head into the classroom after sensing a monstrous amount of negative planer energy*

Arnie100:" Holy screaming sheep s*** I never thought I'd see anyone with that bad of a *Mr.Lucky* curse! " he mutters out loud.

Random MCHS#69 Teacher#2: " What are you talking about? "

Arnie100 looks at the teacher that had spoken to him and shakes his head, the *Mr.Lucky* cruse is one of the most heinous negative karma curses that anyone can be cursed with, basically this curse is only reserved for the most foul and evil person that comes from all the Gods of the multi-verse. "

Random MCHS#69 Teacher2: " Really, what does the cruse do? "

Arnie100:"Anyone under this curse suffers from random bad luck such as being late for an important test to suffering bad luck event that would make all the insane Eldar Gods violently and explosively void their bladders and bowels in gibbering terror. "

Random MCHS#69 Teacher: " Really?, I almost feel sorry for him. "

Arnie100:" Don't feel sorry for him, like I said the *Mr.Lucky* curse is only reserved for the most evil and vile scum of the multi-verse and judging how strong the curse is on that student he is more evil then the nazis, the creators of Barney and Friends, the creators of the characters for Star Trek Voyager, and the other assorted scum of the multi-verse. "

...and there is a great shuffling sound as multiple desks are dragged away from the new student's location....

taalismn wrote:...and there is a great shuffling sound as multiple desks are dragged away from the new student's location....

Random MCHS#69 Student 1:" Are you sure we are far enough from the New Meat? "

Random MCHS#69 Student 2: " You can never be to far from guys like him, but we can't figure out away to get out of this hell on earth with all the defences around this place. "

Tommy:*Sniff, sniff, " Nobody loves me. "

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Random MCHS#69 Student 1:" Are you sure we are far enough from the New Meat? "

Random MCHS#69 Student 2: " You can never be to far from guys like him, but we can't figure out away to get out of this hell on earth with all the defences around this place. "

Tommy:*Sniff, sniff, " Nobody loves me. "

"Your class nickname is 'Ground Zero'."

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Random MCHS#69 Student 1:" Are you sure we are far enough from the New Meat? "

Random MCHS#69 Student 2: " You can never be to far from guys like him, but we can't figure out away to get out of this hell on earth with all the defences around this place. "

Tommy:*Sniff, sniff, " Nobody loves me. "

"Your class nickname is 'Ground Zero'."

Heh!

Washuu: "I'd like to introduce you to my new Nurses..."