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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:10 pm
by guardiandashi
taalismn wrote:"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"
Sarah: "AHH and I thought we were going to play 'Catch' "
(I can't find it now but there was an old Garfield image with him holding a Javelin with the caption "Lets play Catch" )
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:36 pm
by taalismn
guardiandashi wrote:taalismn wrote:"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"
Sarah: "AHH and I thought we were going to play 'Catch' "
(I can't find it now but there was an old Garfield image with him holding a Javelin with the caption "Lets play Catch" )
Old Benny Hill short gag where the javelin sticks in an official, and as the impaled man is staggering back and forth, the other officials are having diffulties reeling the measuring tape back and forth to record where it fell(until he collapses).
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:48 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:guardiandashi wrote:taalismn wrote:"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"
Sarah: "
AHH and I thought we were going to play 'Catch' "
(I can't find it now but there was an old Garfield image with him holding a Javelin with the caption "Lets play Catch" )
Old Benny Hill short gag where the javelin sticks in an official, and as the impaled man is staggering back and forth, the other officials are having difficulties reeling the measuring tape back and forth to record where it fell(until he collapses).
"
ALRIGHT! Throw your javelins ... AT THE TARGET THIS TIME!"
Edwards suddenly feels something stuck to his back.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:04 am
by Arnie100
(Down Below...)
Charon: (Seeing all the javelins...)
Edwards: "Yeah, whatever..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:21 am
by batlchip
Coach Misato:"Elsa!We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:56 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:Coach Misato:"Elsa!We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."
"We don't play dodgeball by the minefield either."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:36 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Elsa! We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."
"
We don't play dodge-ball by the minefield either."
"
Minmei! No throwing Nausicaan spiked balls at the Disney Princesses!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:53 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Elsa! We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."
"
We don't play dodge-ball by the minefield either."
"
Minmei! No throwing Nausicaan spiked balls at the Disney Princesses!"
"Hey! They got lightsabers!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:14 pm
by taalismn
"You know, if that technology ever got distributed to the Southern Cross UEDF, we wouldn't ever have to worry about future alien invasions."
"It's not as if anybody bothers checking this school, so it's NEVER going to get out."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:49 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:"You know, if that technology ever got distributed to the Southern Cross UEDF, we wouldn't ever have to worry about future alien invasions."
"It's not as if anybody bothers checking this school, so it's NEVER going to get out."
Cut to... Years later...
Karno: "
Foolish Micronians! They only sent a single boarder..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:03 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"You know, if that technology ever got distributed to the Southern Cross UEDF, we wouldn't ever have to worry about future alien invasions."
"It's not as if anybody bothers checking this school, so it's NEVER going to get out."
Cut to... Years later...
Karno: "
Foolish Micronians! They only sent a single boarder..."
(Down Below...)
Charon: "You and your big mouth..."
Karno: "Yup..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:15 pm
by taalismn
Charon: "You're missing a few slices."
Karno: "So that's why I can't feel my ghostly spleen."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:15 am
by batlchip
Coach Misato:"okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane:"What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato:"oh,you'll run them.because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:29 am
by SRoss
batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "
Okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane: "
What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato: "
Oh,you'll run them, because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane:
Sarah: "
And if that doesn't work?"
Coach Misato: 
"
Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!"
MCH #69 Students:
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:09 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "
Okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane: "
What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato: "
Oh,you'll run them, because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane:
Sarah: "
And if that doesn't work?"
Coach Misato: "
Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!"
MCH #69 Students:
Edwards: "Maybe we could get Minmei as a Yoga instructor...have you seen some of the positions they can get into?"
Edwards and Kyle:
(Down Below...)
Charon: "What now?!"
Edwards: "I don't know...I don't remember doing anything!"
Kyle:
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:07 pm
by SRoss
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "
Okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane: "
What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato: "
Oh,you'll run them, because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane:
Sarah: "
And if that doesn't work?"
Coach Misato: "
Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!"
MCH #69 Students:
Edwards: "
Maybe we could get Minmei as a Yoga instructor...have you seen some of the positions they can get into?"
Edwards and Kyle: (Down Below...)
Charon: "
What now?!"
Edwards: "
I don't know...I don't remember doing anything!"
Kyle:
Lisa: (Shrug) "
What can I say Minmei? Their implant bombs are hormone triggered..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:15 pm
by taalismn
At last we know what happened to him.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 12:19 pm
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:At last we know what happened to him.
Claudia:"By the way; has anyone seen Bulma?
Bulma:"Where am i?"
Shadow :"Your not my Yuki."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:21 pm
by batlchip
Really someone says "yuki" and it's game over?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:34 pm
by Arnie100
(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...)
Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:06 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...)
Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!"
"How is being a zombie any different from the usual state of high school seniors this time of year?!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:03 pm
by batlchip
Arnie100 wrote:(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...)
Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!"
Congrats ya made me snarf (make liquid come out of my nose).
Coach Misato ":alright I need some brave volunteer 's for a special experiment.any takers?."
Beaker :"mmm ni mi mi."
Rock Lee:"huh?"
Coach Misato :Rock Lee glad you volunteered. I need three more."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:47 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:[
Congrats ya made me snarf (make liquid come out of my nose).
Coach Misato ":alright I need some brave volunteer 's for a special experiment.any takers?."
Beaker :"mmm ni mi mi."
Rock Lee:"huh?"
Coach Misato :Rock Lee glad you volunteered. I need three more."
"Ummm....I know it's Rock Lee. but 'burning fires of youth' doesn't ACTUALLY involve fire, you know."
"FLAMING YOUTH!!!! FIRES OF MASCULINITY!!! I CAN'T FEEL THEM!!!!"
"DROP AND ROLL! DROP AND ROLL!!!"
"NO, YOU FOOL! RUN AROUND AND DISSIPATE THE FLAME!!!!"
"'RED VS BLUE' WAS A -PARODY-, NOT A FACTUAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, YOU IDIOT!!!!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:37 pm
by Arnie100
Random MCHS Student #1: "I got a dislocated shoulder..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "So...go to the Infirmary."
Random MCHS Student #1:
"Oh, no WAY...I'll do it myself!" (Walks up to wall and slams his shoulder into it...)
Random MCHS Student #2:
Random MCHS Student #1: "Saw it on an ancient movie. Now I can do it whenever I want!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:47 am
by SRoss
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "
I got a dislocated shoulder..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "
So...go to the Infirmary."
Random MCHS Student #1: "
Oh, no WAY...I'll do it myself!" (Walks up to wall and slams his shoulder into it...)
Random MCHS Student #2: Random MCHS Student #1: "
Saw it on an ancient movie. Now I can do it whenever I want!"
Random MCHS Student #1 walks ten feet and collapses in pain...
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 5:18 pm
by taalismn
"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:11 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:33 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"
"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:39 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"
"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."
Nova: "
Who's job was it to police the live ammo?"
Baldrick steps forward.
Nova: ( Facepalms)
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:04 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"
"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."
Nova: "
Who's job was it to police the live ammo?"
Baldric steps forward.
Nova: ( Facepalms)
Nova: "How would you like a trip to the Infirmary?"
Baldric:
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:00 am
by SRoss
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"
"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."
Nova: "
Who's job was it to police the live ammo?"
Baldric steps forward.
Nova: ( Facepalms)
Nova: "How would you like a trip to the Infirmary?"
Baldric:
Nova's comment would have been too subtle for him. He'd probably ask her if he could have some biscuits too.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:24 pm
by Arnie100
Nova: "Too bad there isn't a facepalm Smiley..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:12 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Too bad there isn't a facepalm Smiley..."
Dana: "Nova..beating your head against that wall can't do you any good..."
Nova: "COME SWEET CONCUSSIVE AMNESIA!!! TAKE MY TORMENT AWAY!!!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:16 pm
by SRoss
Baldrick: "
I have a plan sir..."
Nova: "
Is it a plan so cunning you can pin a tail on it and call it a fox?"
Baldrick: "
Yes sir I believe it is."
#BLAM!#
Nova: "
Thank you."
Alecia: (Holstering her gun) "
No problem."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:26 pm
by taalismn
Principle: "Please say hello to your new instructor in introductory space tactics, ex-Admiral 'Voted Most LIkely to be Snuffed by a Sith Lord' Ozzel."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:47 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Principle: "Please say hello to your new instructor in introductory space tactics, ex-Admiral 'Voted Most LIkely to be Snuffed by a Sith Lord' Ozzel."
Principle: "
Also give a warm welcome to our guest lecturer on Space Sanitation, COMMANDER ADAM QUARK!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:03 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:Principle: "
Also give a warm welcome to our guest lecturer on Space Sanitation, COMMANDER ADAM QUARK!"
Probably the only lecturer to attend MCHS#69 who actually walks back out(he, after all, has an honorary chair at the BioSanitation Corps' Hazmat Academy).
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:52 pm
by Arnie100
Commander Adam Quark: "I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 1:58 pm
by SRoss
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:09 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Commander Adam Quark: "I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..."
Student: "How can you say that? I mean, after the sex ed lectures around here, I'm surprised ANY of us are the least bit interested in sex..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:27 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Commander Adam Quark: "
I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..."
Student: "
How can you say that? I mean, after the sex ed lectures around here, I'm surprised ANY of us are the least bit interested in sex..."
At that moment, in the hallway, Corg gets blowgun darted and dragged off by Annie, Tenchi races around the corner pursued by many females, and a net drops down and lifts Shinji into the ceiling.
Student: "
Ok, maybe it's just us boys who aren't interested in sex?"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:26 pm
by taalismn
"I dunno...maybe it was that whole graphic presentation about how human genders are really two different species and sex is really the mutual implantation of parasitic larvae between hosts resulting in mutually assured destruction by chestburster?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 12:32 am
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:"I dunno...maybe it was that whole graphic presentation about how human genders are really two different species and sex is really the mutual implantation of parasitic larvae between hosts resulting in mutually assured destruction by chestburster?"
"
Damn it! Gendo replaced the Sex-Ed film with Alien again!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 1:13 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:[
"Damn it! Gendo replaced the Sex-Ed film with Alien again!"
"Really, Gendo, haven't your plans to traumatize your son and turn him into a pathetic milksop gone far enough?"
"You approved his transfer to this school and you ask me this NOW?"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:20 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:[
"Damn it! Gendo replaced the Sex-Ed film with Alien again!"
"
Really, Gendo, haven't your plans to traumatize your son and turn him into a pathetic milksop gone far enough?"
"
You approved his transfer to this school and you ask me this NOW?"
Gendo suddenly hears a Safety being clicked off.
Yandare-chan: (Aiming a minigun) "
I'm sorry, but I can't have you upsetting Sempi."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:34 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:[
Gendo suddenly hears a Safety being clicked off.
Yandare-chan: (Aiming a minigun) "I'm sorry, but I can't have you upsetting Sempi."
Gendo:
"Oh yeah, forgot about his entourage."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 11:08 pm
by SRoss
A whole bunch of Chestbursters skitter in fear from the cafeteria...
Washuu: "COWARDS! IT'S JUST CURRY!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:30 am
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:A whole bunch of Chestbursters skitter in fear from the cafeteria...
Washuu: "COWARDS! IT'S JUST CURRY!"
Ah, the cleansing diet. Effectively renders the body uninhabitable by parasitic organisms.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 5:03 pm
by SRoss
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 5:36 pm
by Arnie100
Annie: "Corgie-poo, come out, come out, wherever you are! I need my feet massaged!"
Corgie-Poo: "Oh, no! Have you seen her feet?!"
Tenchi: "Can't be worse then Ayeka's or Ryohko's!"
