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Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 8:34 am**

Nick cage as karl prosek
Betty white as erin tarn
Danny McBride as Joseph prosek

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:27 am**

Nightfactory wrote:"You've tried the best, now try the WORST." -- David Letterman

If you could cast the worst people to play a role in a Rifts movie who would you choose?

My picks:

Tom Cruise - Ley Line Walker
Michelle Rodriegez - Rogue Scholar
Vin Diesel - Grey Seer
Milla Jovovich - Psi-Druid
Adam Sandler - Cyber-Knight
Captain Crunch - Glitterboy Pilot
Ben Stein - Crazy
Neil Patrick Harris - Emperor Prosek
Mike Tyson - Joseph Prosek
Lady Ga Ga - Erin Tarn
Foghorn Leghorn - Alistair Dunscon
Justin Beiber - King Robert Creed of Tolkeen

Yours?

I can not possibly beat this with living actors. I suppose I could use a list of high school drama 1 drop outs but...no this still wins.

Chronicle wrote:Nick cage as karl prosek
Betty white as erin tarn
Danny McBride as Joseph prosek

Sorry Chronicle, I have to give this to Nightfactory as there is a slim chance Nick Cage and Betty Whit could pull it off.

Lady Ga Ga, you can't beat that.

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:58 pm**

Took a good read and I agree.

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:50 pm**

Skreech-Emperor Prosek.
Taylor Lautner-leyline walker.
Tom Skerrit-rogue scholar.
Ru Paul-Heavy combat borg.

Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:53 pm**

Tori Spelling as anything...
Tom Cruise as anything other than the first person killed as collateral damage (say, a wall falls on him or something... this would amuse).

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:43 pm**

Chris Rock as Desmond Bradford
Kevin Smith as a Phaeton Juicer
Ben Stein as a Crazy
Denise Richards or Rihanna as the head of Chi-Town Intelligence
Tom Hanks as a Murder-Wraith
Gilbert Godfrey or 'Bobcat' Goldthwaite as the voice of A.R.C.H.I.E. Three

Shaquille O'Neal as ANY Dwarf
Verne Troyer or Peter Dinklage as ANY Elf

(I'm going for the cringe factor, here -imagine having to put up with anyone on this list in those roles for a full two hours!)

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