What do 25% of blind warrior women think about

cl7277 · Unread post by **cl7277** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:46 pm

They would love their slaver's ask them out to the prom. Any other idea's?

Johnathan · Unread post by **Johnathan** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:36 pm

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Jorel · Unread post by **Jorel** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:47 pm

The other BWW on the barge?

Anthar · Unread post by **Anthar** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:44 pm

Does this net gun go with my wrist lasers?

Lenwen · Unread post by **Lenwen** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:09 pm

Did I shave my legs before we went out slaving ?

Anthar · Unread post by **Anthar** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:10 pm

Men are pigs.

jaymz · Unread post by **jaymz** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:19 pm

Do my nipples poke out enough or do I need to ice them again?

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:26 pm

"....."
(not thinking about anything)

Mack · Unread post by **Mack** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:35 pm

"Darn it, another wedgie."

Shawn Merrow · Unread post by **Shawn Merrow** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:19 pm

"Bet this jerk is staring at my breasts."

stankind · Unread post by **stankind** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:26 am

Was it parry...duck...strike

or duck...parry...strike?

Wooly · Unread post by **Wooly** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:29 pm

What does the blind warrior women's skin tight "uniform" have M.D.C. wise? Like 35 M.D.C.?

If PCs are victorious in a battle vs. slavers and blind warrior women it would certainly be wise to salvage any of this wonder material. Would make a hell of a second chance vest under normal body armor.

Better yet lets hit the sew shop in Atlantis where they make these things!

Aaryq · Unread post by **Aaryq** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:35 pm

Dang...he looks good in chains. Sploogie, can I keep this one?

Shawn Merrow · Unread post by **Shawn Merrow** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:28 pm

"Did I set the DVR to record my Soaps?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:37 pm

CCCCCCHHHHHHHeeeeeeezzzzzeeee.....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:40 pm

airdale91 wrote:- Having a bad hair day

George the Slaver: Wanda, that's the third target you've missed today.
Wanda the BWW: F-off, I'm having a bad hair day!
George the Slaver: Umm, you don't have any hair....
Wanda the BWW: Damn, I quit!!
.

Slaver: "All my girls are acting funny...it's...oh hell...they've got CRAMPS!!!!!!!!! RUNNNNNN!!!!! Or in my case...SLLLIIITTHHHHEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!"

slade the sniper · Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:44 am

me!

-STS

The Dark Elf · Unread post by **The Dark Elf** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:09 pm

"Who said that?"

"Did I leave the iron on?"

"I wonder what 75% of BWW think about?"

"Could I invent an RPG about a mundane life trying to earn a living so I could escape all this excitement of enslaving folk?"

"Just how high is my beauty on a scale of 3-24?"

"OMG, she is wearing the same outfit as me, how embarrassing!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:40 pm

"Look me in the eyes, not in the *****."

cornholioprime · Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:22 pm

"Look UP HERE....my eyes Radar Senses are UP HERE."

Anthar · Unread post by **Anthar** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:02 pm

cornholioprime wrote:"Look UP HERE....my eyes Radar Senses are UP HERE."

Who's to say that they are not their eyes, they could work like the old fashioned radar domes.

Shark_Force · Unread post by **Shark_Force** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:03 pm

Anthar wrote:
cornholioprime wrote:"Look UP HERE....my eyes Radar Senses are UP HERE."

Who's to say that they are not their eyes, they could work like the old fashioned radar domes.

well, we do know for a fact that they aren't used for child rearing... the way the BWW reproduce, there's no period of time where the offspring requires a diet of milk.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:28 pm

"I just saved a bundle by switching to GEICO!"

"If I have only my perspective to observe and experience the universe, doesn't that mean I can ONLY perceive the universe as centered around me, or..."

"Let's get this over with; I wanna get back to my Fantasy Deadball..."

"Did I remember to turn the gas off before leaving the house?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:44 pm

"Is it a five-count or a three-count on a hand grenade?"

"Come on, come on; I wanna get back and down to J.C. Penny's for the big sale!"

" It's official: I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Ya know, she looks really HOT in that outfit."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:12 am

"Damn, I farted. I hope nobody noticed..."

"If Sluggo back there grabs my arse one more time, I'll...."

"...eeeggggg.....Barge-sick again...."

Mercdog · Unread post by **Mercdog** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:25 am

"Don't laugh when someone says 'Splugorth'. Don't laugh when someone says 'Splugorth'. Don't laugh when someone says Splu..." :lol:

....... "Aw crap....." :frazz:

Mercdog · Unread post by **Mercdog** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:41 am

"Bulbous Bouffant."
"Macadamia."
"Gazeebo."

"Bulbous Bouffant."
"Macadamia."
"Gazeebo."

DBX · Unread post by **DBX** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:24 am

i'm the original BWW on this barge! arn't I?

these shades don't work

im the one that need's eyes but its this ***** barge that gets 12 of them

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:39 pm

"To shave my pits or not..."

"It's always the same with mom; nag, nag, nag....'When I was YOUR age, I didn't act anywhere near as reckless as you!....'"

"I want a beer so badly right now I could just kill..."

Shawn Merrow · Unread post by **Shawn Merrow** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:06 pm

"I'm never going to a gaming convention again!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:55 pm

"The dice lie!"

"No, no, no...I am NOT being played as a PC by that fat ugly kid! He gives me the creeps, and he's stupid. Just lemme be an NPC this round..."

"Damn, forgot my iPod again."

Tearstone · Unread post by **Tearstone** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:49 pm

"Does this make my arsenal too big?"

"So um, if I'm blind, does that make Spluggie nearsighted?"

Suddenly running into a spider web. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!"

"I wonder, do I need a new love slave... the last one got broken..."

"I wonder if Spluggie will let me drive."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:20 pm

"I wish he'd quit making that slurping noise all the time..."

"Wher'd I leave my car keys?"

"Thank you, Keith Parkinson, for making me so damn GOOD looking. Appreciate it."

cl7277 · Unread post by **cl7277** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:35 pm

Why are all the other bww looking at me that way?

Aaryq · Unread post by **Aaryq** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:50 pm

OMG, if Henrietta comes over here and talks to me again, I'm just going to slap her. She KNOWS that I came up with that hairstyle...parading it around like she came up with it.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:42 pm

-"Was there somebody hidding behind that tree? I can't be sure. Oh well, it was probably nothing, No point in mentioning it to anybody..."

-"Yep, take Spluggy out for a walk, while the rest of the girls set up. Then we bring him back. This is going to be the best surprise birthday party EVER..."

-"What just slithered down my cleavage?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:31 pm

-"I DID remember to lock the shackles on that big guy, right? I didn't leave the key in the log like last time, right? Then where's the key? Oh shi-"

- "Is PPE deductible on my taxes as a 'business expense'?"

-"Forget that guy looking good in chains, I want that woman in chains! Oh scrumptious!"

-"Why do I want a red leather outfit with horns on top?"

-"Oh, I HATE poison ivy on the hips!"

-"I really want a pizza right about now."

-"My munchkin sense is tingling..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:30 pm

-"whow!...better set the 'vibrate' on my cell phone a bit lower!"

-"Can I dodge laser blasts?"

-"I am woman. Fear me."

-"Oh there's that Shemarrian b^*( Alpha Windbreaker coming, no doubt, to bust my chops. ###ing bionic prima donna!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:08 pm

airdale91 wrote:" Hey everyone, I got Slimy's Credit Cards. Who wants to go shopping? "

"I got his car keys! Let's go cruising!"
(chorus)"ROAD TRIP."

The image of a group of BWW shanghaing a Slaver Platform and going cruising somewhere on Rifts Earth....

cl7277 · Unread post by **cl7277** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:15 pm

What do you think of my Bio-Wizard enhanced chect?

Jorel · Unread post by **Jorel** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:18 pm

cl7277 wrote:What do you think of my Bio-Wizard enhanced chect?

Yuck. Why are there teeth on them?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:40 pm

-"The things I do to pay my way through college...."

-"Just two days until the weekend!"

-" Well, it certainly IS living up to the hype: 'Join the Slaver Service, visit exciting new lands, meet exciting new people, and enslave them!'"

Tearstone · Unread post by **Tearstone** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:56 pm

*fondling a new slave* "My Precioussssss..."

"I wish I had a sammich..."

"I guess eyes are over-rated."

GaredBattlespike · Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:36 pm

Inspired by the movie Hancock; "I SWEAR! If that floating pervert TOUCHES me just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna stick his head up the Kittani's @55 !!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:37 pm

GaredBattlespike wrote:Inspired by the movie Hancock; "I SWEAR! If that floating pervert TOUCHES me just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna stick his head up the Kittani's @55 !!!"

Kittani: "I sense great personal danger....and a premonitionary tingling in my backside....I must find an excuse to run away...now!"

GaredBattlespike · Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:13 pm

taalismn wrote:
GaredBattlespike wrote:Inspired by the movie Hancock; "I SWEAR! If that floating pervert TOUCHES me just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna stick his head up the Kittani's @55 !!!"

Kittani: "I sense great personal danger....and a premonitionary tingling in my backside....I must find an excuse to run away...now!"

LOL!!! I had such a great image of this in my mind that I darn near fell off my chair!!! Great stuff Taalismn!

Here's my next BWW thought:
"Why am I such an Evil B****h ?!? Mr New Slave? I am a woman who has been travelling for THREE DAMN MONTHS WITHOUT A LADIES ROOM!!! Now SHUT UP or sing in a higher voice!!!!"

GaredBattlespike · Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:41 pm

Another BWW idea comes to mind; The latest Emmissary from Atlantis arrives in the Court of Pharoe Rama Set and is suprised to see another on the Egyptian Dark Gods and tells his BWW "Behold Anubis!"
The dumbest BWW scanns the being with her Sonar Sense and replies "No he's not! He has CLOTHES ON!"

johnkretzer · Unread post by **johnkretzer** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:07 am

'Mmmmm...tongue....ooo...'

Scott Gibbons · Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:15 am

Apollo wrote:"Oooo, something shiny. Wait a minute... I can SEE!! HALLELUJAH!! I CAN S-"
*thunk*
"Whoops, nope, still blind."

Robin Hood: Men in Tights flashbacks!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:05 pm

-"Why do _I_ gotta go after the guy in the power armor?! Fetch'em yourself, fatso!"

-"Don't look at me with those big 'I just got enslaved, woe is me!' eyes! I gotta make a living too!"

-"ANSWER THE %^&&*ING PHONE ALREADY!!! ARE YOU -DEAF-?!!!"