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Jones: "Ah Spring!"

#SPLASH!#


Jones: (Floating in the water) "I hate this @#$%^&* place!" :x
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SRoss wrote:Jones: "Ah Spring!"

#SPLASH!#


Jones: (Floating in the water) "I hate this @#$%^&* place!" :x



Captain Morgan: "You be treading in MY realm now, snowboy!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"
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SRoss wrote:Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."


Lucky for her, the Gura Invid never developed 1970s/80s, School Board issued Filmstrip Projector technology...
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."


Lucky for her, the Gura Invid never developed 1970s/80s, School Board issued Filmstrip Projector technology...

(Shot of Gura Gurab tangled up in film reel, and tearing it apart trying to get disentangled)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."


Lucky for her, the Gura Invid never developed 1970s/80s, School Board issued Filmstrip Projector technology...

(Shot of Gura Gurab tangled up in film reel, and tearing it apart trying to get disentangled)


After getting help from the base motorpool...
(Shot of Gura and IceGuarders alike looking confused as they try to interpret the warbling sound and jumping picture.)
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"Ah, surrealist entertainment again."
"Makes perfect sense to me!"
"That's because you're so doped to the gills you could walk on the ceiling and not notice anything wrong."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Vanitch: "So anyway, I tried to send that Shinji kid back to MCH #69."

Jones: "What happened?"

Vanitch: "Tollivar, drugged him and packed himself in the box instead... Something about needing to get away from these crazy women."

Cut to a secret headquarters packed with scantily clad women...

Woman #1: "Rejoice Sisters! We have captured the box containing our beloved Shinji!"

They open the box...

"Your not Shinji!?!"

Tollivar: :eek: :? :eek:
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SRoss wrote:Vanitch: "So anyway, I tried to send that Shinji kid back to MCH #69."

Jones: "What happened?"

Vanitch: "Tollivar, drugged him and packed himself in the box instead... Something about needing to get away from these crazy women."

Cut to a secret headquarters packed with scantily clad women...

Woman #1: "Rejoice Sisters! We have captured the box containing our beloved Shinji!"

They open the box...

"Your not Shinji!?!"

Tollivar: :eek: :? :eek:


"Will you let me sleep if I tell you where he is?"
"We can punch you out for looking at us. AFTER you tell us where he is."
"Fair enough."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Jones: "What's with the stage and the Veritechs doing dance numbers?"

Vantch: "We're getting entertainment sir! Minmei and the ROBOTECH: Sound Force! ... Where are you going!?!"

Jones: (Stripping to his underwear) "Skinny dipping..."
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Remembered and rediscovered this quote from the move Ice Station Zebra:

David Jones: Where were you stationed, Captain, before you were picked up in transit?

Capt. Leslie Anders: Asia

David Jones: Ah, then you haven't been on the ice before either.

Capt. Leslie Anders: No, Sir. A bullet goes just as fast up here as it does down there.

David Jones: Not quite. An insignificant difference, perhaps, but I think you'll find the operational characteristics of the M-16 indicate that a bullet will decelerate as much as 40 feet per second per second faster in these climate conditions. It's denser air, you know.


Clearly the Jones were associated with cold weather operations even during the Cold War... :D
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Jones: "I'm hoping sound doesn't carry though all the ice freezing around me."
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SRoss wrote:Jones: "I'm hoping sound doesn't carry though all the ice freezing around me."


Sparks: "I heard ice acts as an amplifier, Cap'n."
Jones: "Shut up, Sparks. Why is there always someone named 'Sparks' on every ship and base in charge of comms?! "
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Jones: "I'm hoping sound doesn't carry though all the ice freezing around me."


Sparks: "I heard ice acts as an amplifier, Cap'n."
Jones: "Shut up, Sparks. Why is there always someone named 'Sparks' on every ship and base in charge of comms?! "


"Command amnesia.....it's easier for officers to memorize one name than to familiarize themselves with each individual soldier."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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A cargo parachute drops from the usual transport.

Bolo: (strapped to the chute) <At last I get to join a team of dedicated warriors fighting for good!> :D

The chute touches down on the tarmac...

#CRACK!#


<Oh crud...> :?

#SPLASH!#
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(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."


Twitch: "Actually, if I'm reading the map correctly, we're on Lake Baikal this time."
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."


Twitch: "Actually, if I'm reading the map correctly, we're on Lake Baikal this time."


"Better than Europa...damned space-squid."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."


Twitch: "Actually, if I'm reading the map correctly, we're on Lake Baikal this time."


"Better than Europa...damned space-squid."


Shuggoth: *How do they keep finding us!?!* :frust:
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Ice Guard Trooper 1:"...heh...,more non-euclidian architecture..."
Ice Guard Trooper 2: "Late P#feghk school I'd say."
Ice Guard Trooper 1: "Nah, it's Fake Neo-Gr@'nn if anything. The finial ph'at*og are oriented all wrong for anything of the P#feghk formulations."
Ice Guard Trooper 2: " But that -is- a characteristic of the deep ort adaptations of classical P#f, since they had to take into account time dilation differences and distortions in the ambient gravitational #hek fields from those cultures closer to the sun...not to mention the changes in color palette at that distance. You forgot to factor that in. Infrared paints are just not part of any of the Neo-Gr@'nn movements. "
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Were we supposed to be welcoming Mauve Squadron to base?"
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yeah, why?"
Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Our sentry guns just shot a transport down."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: :twisted:
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Arnie100 wrote:Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Were we supposed to be welcoming Mauve Squadron to base?"
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yeah, why?"
Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Our sentry guns just shot a transport down."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: :twisted:


This is why Leonard now supplies the IceGuard using ICBMs.

A warhead slams into the Commander's Office.

Vanitch: (Sticking her head out of the filing cabinet) "Sir, I think your China figurines are here."
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SRoss wrote:[
This is why Leonard now supplies the IceGuard using ICBMs.

A warhead slams into the Commander's Office.

Vanitch: (Sticking her head out of the filing cabinet) "Sir, I think your China figurines are here."


"Well, it's not as if they're shipping us farm-fresh eggs...They really can't screw up powdered."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
This is why Leonard now supplies the IceGuard using ICBMs.

A warhead slams into the Commander's Office.

Vanitch: (Sticking her head out of the filing cabinet) "Sir, I think your China figurines are here."


"Well, it's not as if they're shipping us farm-fresh eggs...They really can't screw up powdered."


"Hey, given we're moving all the time, how does Logistics find us?"

:eek: :eek: :eek: "Nnnnnooooooo! Stop thinking about that! You'll break the Universe!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"They bomb at random and hope for the best."
"Emphasis on 'bomb'."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:"They bomb at random and hope for the best."
"Emphasis on 'bomb'."


"It's not random. We call it 'Selective Targeting'!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"They bomb at random and hope for the best."
"Emphasis on 'bomb'."


"It's not random. We call it 'Selective Targeting'!"


"Yes, we select the entire polar ice cap."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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A warhead slams into the EBSIS Siberia base...

EBSIS Officer: "Is it nuclear?"

Bomb Tech: "Nyet! It contains nude pictures of someone named ... Dana?"

At that moment, the Master's Mothership the missile hit on the way down, crashes on the base...
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SRoss wrote:A warhead slams into the EBSIS Siberia base...

EBSIS Officer: "Is it nuclear?"

Bomb Tech: "Nyet! It contains nude pictures of someone named ... Dana?"

At that moment, the Master's Mothership the missile hit on the way down, crashes on the base...


Dana: "Hopefully, I deleted those pictures I took when I was in college!" :shock:
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"We have a name for you Robotech Masters."
"Indeed? And what is that, arrogant micronian?"
"Norca chow."
^GRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR^
"AIIEEE-"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


A ragged figure staggers out of the Mothership wreckage...

EBSIS Tech: "COMRADES! I SAVED THE NAKID PICTURE OF DANA!!!" (Collapses between them and the Norca)
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


A ragged figure staggers out of the Mothership wreckage...

EBSIS Tech: "COMRADES! I SAVED THE NAKID PICTURE OF DANA!!!" (Collapses between them and the
Norca)


"AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (As the Nirvana swallows the EBSIS Tech...)
"Man, I was hoping to see those pics!" :nh:
:shock: "Uhm, that Norca's still coming after us!"
"RUN, STUPID!" :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


"From either end it's pretty hideous."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


"From either end it's pretty hideous."



**CCCCCHHHHHOOOOMMMMPPPP!!**

(Down Below...)

:sshock
Charon: :nh: "Shouldn't have called it ugly."
"But it was UGLY." (Shudders dramatically..."
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


A ragged figure staggers out of the Mothership wreckage...

EBSIS Tech: "COMRADES! I SAVED THE NAKID PICTURE OF DANA!!!" (Collapses between them and the
Norca)


"[i]AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"[/i] (As the Nirvana swallows the EBSIS Tech...)
"Man, I was hoping to see those pics!" :nh:
:shock: "Uhm, that Norca's still coming after us!"
"RUN, STUPID!" :frazz:


Giving the picture the briefest of glimpses, the Norca charged forward and was promptly crushed by an incoming supply drop.

IceGuard Trooper: :shock: "Wow! So the Stirling Effect works on animals too. Who knew..." :shock:
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"That name is cursed, I tell you! CURSED!" :frazz:
"Nonsense...watch Ster --"

(Down Below...)

:shock:
"Told you..." :nh:
Charon: :shock:
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Pvt. Tholdus: "Sir, I have a new idea how to attract more income."
Major Jones: "Indeed?"
Tholdus: "See, down in the Warm some extreme environment tourists like to visit places like Death Valley when it gets REALLY hot, just to say they survived...if they do. Well, we have some of the COLDEST weather around! We advertise that, we can get the summer AND winter crowds up here PAYING to be abused by the weather!"
Jones: "Great idea, Private....there's just the matter that officially WE DON'T EXIST, so how we supposed to advertise?"
Tholdus: "...ah..whispering campaign?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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taalismn wrote:Pvt. Tholdus: "Sir, I have a new idea how to attract more income."
Major Jones: "Indeed?"
Tholdus: "See, down in the Warm some extreme environment tourists like to visit places like Death Valley when it gets REALLY hot, just to say they survived...if they do. Well, we have some of the COLDEST weather around! We advertise that, we can get the summer AND winter crowds up here PAYING to be abused by the weather!"
Jones: "Great idea, Private....there's just the matter that officially WE DON'T EXIST, so how we supposed to advertise?"
Tholdus: "...ah..whispering campaign?"


Later

Tholdus: "Forget it guys, he didn't go for it."

Cut to: Niomi, Tolliver and Segundo, painting ads on the sides of several captured Norca.
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Niomi: :shock: "We have to let them go?!"
Norcas: (Glaring at their captors...) :twisted:
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SRoss wrote:[

Later

Tholdus: "Forget it guys, he didn't go for it."

Cut to: Niomi, Tolliver and Segundo, painting ads on the sides of several captured Norca.


"So, no funding for the jacuzzis and the ski lodge bar?"
"Doesn't look that way."
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And the Turning of a Page"

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Yeah, seems pretty close to how I see them any way...
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Annie: "Lookit what I found, guys!" :D (Riding on top of a Norca...)
Scott: :shock: "What the -- ?!"
Lunk: "I'm cold..." :cry:
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Rook: "We followed YOUR instructions, you idiot!" (Smacks Rand upside the head...)
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Oh yeah, though I picture them as all-white and having flukes.

Great find! :ok:
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taalismn wrote:


Oh yeah, though I picture them as all-white and having flukes.

Great find! :ok:


Annie: "They're sssssooooo CUTE!" :love: :love: :hug: :hug:
Norcas: :shock: :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:


Oh yeah, though I picture them as all-white and having flukes.

Great find! :ok:


Annie: "They're sssssooooo CUTE!" :love: :love: :hug: :hug:
Norcas: :shock::frazz:


Tholdus: "It's murder getting a leash on them for walkies, though."
Naomi: " No it's not! You just have to scratch them under the chin while you're attaching the lead!"
Tolliver: "...not all of us have a superpsychic affinity with hybrid mutant apex predators."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Have you ever seen an entire species attempt their own extinction?"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Staring at all the Norcas...) :shock: "What the -- ?!"
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Arnie100 wrote:"Have you ever seen an entire species attempt their own extinction?"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Staring at all the Norcas...) :shock: "What the -- ?!"


Minutes later, Annie shows up riding Cerberus, in an attempt to catch them all.
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