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taalismn wrote:Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)


Or just to survive....
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taalismn wrote:Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)


Question....What happens when Deadpool decides to come here and visit?
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TagsPB wrote:
taalismn wrote:Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)


Question....What happens when Deadpool decides to come here and visit?


He gets kicked into the crossover thread or the Disney lawyers come and drag him back into the Marvel Universe whether he likes it or not.
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Arnie100 wrote:[

He gets kicked into the crossover thread or the Disney lawyers come and drag him back into the Marvel Universe whether he likes it or not.



Hardly stops him from doing wholesale mayhem and trolling for the brief time he manages to linger here.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...
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Arnie100 wrote:Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"


Nova: "Annie, I got a new toy for you! It talks, too!" :twisted:
Chibi-Deadpool: :shock: "DISNEY! TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"


Nova: "Annie, I got a new toy for you! It talks, too!" :twisted:
Chibi-Deadpool: :shock: "DISNEY! TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE!"


Chibi-Lobo: "Welcome to my hell kid."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"


Nova: "Annie, I got a new toy for you! It talks, too!" :twisted:
Chibi-Deadpool: :shock: "DISNEY! TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE!"


Chibi-Lobo: "Welcome to my hell kid."


Chibi-Godzilla: (Nods sadly...) SKREEEOONNKKK... (Subtitles: "We've been trying to get outta her for years!")
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925. The Protoculture Chamber is NOT to be used to 'chibify' POWs. Really, there are lawyers circling on this one.
925a. The Regis gets a pass on this one because it's preferable to what she COULD do to what few prisoners the Invid take.
925b. That having been said, escaped/rescued ex-prisoners of the Invid who have been chibified are NOT to be referred to as 'WH40K's missing Squats', and their records are not to be altered to change their species description to 'Squat'.
925c. 'Space Dwarves' is equally unacceptable. Likewise 'Proto-midgets' and 'proto-pygmies'.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:925. The Protoculture Chamber is NOT to be used to 'chibify' POWs. Really, there are lawyers circling on this one.
925a. The Regis gets a pass on this one because it's preferable to what she COULD do to what few prisoners the Invid take.
925b. That having been said, escaped/rescued ex-prisoners of the Invid who have been chibified are NOT to be referred to as 'WH40K's missing Squats', and their records are not to be altered to change their species description to 'Squat'.
925c. 'Space Dwarves' is equally unacceptable. Likewise 'Proto-midgets' and 'proto-pygmies'.


926. Disregard rule 925. - Annie :mrgreen:
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927. Annie LaBelle is not in your chain of command. She is especially NOT your commanding officer or in a position to be issuing superseding orders.
927a. If she -is-, the suicide capsule from 914d. may be used without prejudice.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:
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Arnie100 wrote:Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D


(Inside packaging...)

Chibi-Corg: "I AM STILL AN INVID PRINCE!" :x
Annie: "And they talk, too! They vary from kid-friendly to adult language!" :D
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D


(Inside packaging...)

Chibi-Corg: "I AM STILL AN INVID PRINCE!" :x
Annie: "And they talk, too! They vary from kid-friendly to adult language!" :D


Plush Chulhu: (As Annie squeezes it in her sleep) "Consider yourself fortunate mortal..."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D


(Inside packaging...)

Chibi-Corg: "I AM STILL AN INVID PRINCE!" :x
Annie: "And they talk, too! They vary from kid-friendly to adult language!" :D


Plush Chulhu: (As Annie squeezes it in her sleep) "Consider yourself fortunate mortal..."


Loofah-Kong: "You have no idea where I've been..." :eek: :puke:
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928. Cute trick with the mecha-scale yo-yo. Did you think that maybe the politician you flicked it at might have a weak heart? Yeah, the Admiral wants to have words with you about how you screwed up. Words like 'boneheaded', 'juvenile', and 'courtmartial'.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:928. Cute trick with the mecha-scale yo-yo. Did you think that maybe the politician you flicked it at might have a weak heart? Yeah, the Admiral wants to have words with you about how you screwed up. Words like 'boneheaded', 'juvenile', and 'courtmartial'.


Dana: "DDDAAAAAAADDDDDDD..." (Whiny, spoiled brat voice...tries puppy dog eyes...)
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929. Dressing up your VF-1 in hopes of inculcating Zentraedi with a pathological fear of clowns is a no-starter.
929a. It's proven rather effective at terrifying the airbase kids and the ground crews on the other hand....
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:929. Dressing up your VF-1 in hopes of inculcating Zentraedi with a pathological fear of clowns is a no-starter.
929a. It's proven rather effective at terrifying the airbase kids and the ground crews on the other hand....


Ben: (In a VF-1 disguised as a clown...) :twisted: "Boo! (Suddenly finds himself staring into the barrels of the guns of every mechanical on the base...) :shock: Oh, S**T!"

930. On the other hand, people have a rational fear of clowns and will do whatever it takes to defend themselves.

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Ben: "I dressed my Valkyrie up like a clown..." :nh:
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931. It's 'Fighter, GERWALK, Battloid" modes. Replacing the controls with PRND consoles from the motorpool is NOT an acceptable workaround.
931a. Okay, so you might get away with it with the Silverback, but not with the aerospace fighters.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:931. It's 'Fighter, GERWALK, Battloid" modes. Replacing the controls with PRND consoles from the motorpool is NOT an acceptable workaround.
931a. Okay, so you might get away with it with the Silverback, but not with the aerospace fighters.


932. Neither is PWNED. Exceptions will also be made for the MACII.
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933. The Pineapple Salad Shooter is completely ineffective as a weapon; quit badgering Engineering to make you one. Roy Fokker died of shrapnel wounds, NOT pineapple poisoning.
933a. No, we have NOT been paid by the pineapple growers to quash the 'truth'.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:933. The Pineapple Salad Shooter is completely ineffective as a weapon; quit badgering Engineering to make you one. Roy Fokker died of shrapnel wounds, NOT pineapple poisoning.
933a. No, we have NOT been paid by the pineapple growers to quash the 'truth'.



Claudia: :twisted: "That rule was meant to be broken! (Cradling a large, formidable-lookng weapon of a strange design...) I need to thank that crazy science teacher from MCHS#69!"
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Years Later...

Robotech Master #1: "Have the Micronians responded to our demands?"

Robotech Master #2: "They say they're considering it... But in meantime, they've sent us a Pineapple Salad."

Moments Later...

Charon: "Bet you weren't expecting that."

Robotech Masters: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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"So basically we took an extinct volcano in the Hawaiian Islands ad turned it into a massive mass driver for propelling pineapple into orbit?"
"Yep, we're calling it the Hawaiian Grand Cannon!"

Tirolian Helmsman: "<OH$#!+!!!> THEY'RE THROWING -CHUNKS- AT US!!!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.
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Arnie100 wrote:934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

Especially when you freeze them rock hard and accelerate them to a good percentage of light speed in deep space.
Yeah, Newton's the meanest bastard in space.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

Especially when you freeze them rock hard and accelerate them to a good percentage of light speed in deep space.
Yeah, Newton's the meanest bastard in space.


935. When used in this manner, pineapples are considered to be weapons of mass destruction.
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

Especially when you freeze them rock hard and accelerate them to a good percentage of light speed in deep space.
Yeah, Newton's the meanest bastard in space.


935. When used in this manner, pineapples are considered to be weapons of mass destruction.


I won't assign this as 935.....it and the previous post really belong as add-ons to 933.

Ideally you want each numbered 'things not allowed to do' item to be a stand-alone truth or pertinent point, rather than run-on from a previous number. It tightens it up, prevents redundancy, and forces you to come up with fresh material for each new number.

As dumb as the material is/is depicting, you have to think of them as being in the format of commonsense primer or military manual of 'don't you dare #### up like this, you primitive screwheads!'.

Just my nitpick for quality bloopers.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."
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SRoss wrote:Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."



"Now try it with the Pina Coloda."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."



"Now try it with the Pina Coloda."


Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."



"Now try it with the Pina Coloda."


Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"


Over the P.A.: "...If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain...If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape...I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape..."
(People start singing along to the catchy beat...)

Pina Co Leda: :shock:
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SRoss wrote:
Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"


Isn't she supposed to be fetish-fodder in the upcoming chapters of Gate? Left behind and tossed in chains/prison when Rabbit-maniac moves in behind the emperor she's setting up for the big fall? Cue Evil Mastermind Gloating Over the Damsel In the Torn Tunic and Heavy Irons.

I suppose we should be grateful the whole damned Empire didn't have drink-themed names.
"Greetings, I am Gaius Rumflip, Centurion! And this is Lance-Centurion Tiberius Jackdaniels! I'd introduce you to Proconsul Alles Mickey, but he's unconscious just now!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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(Edwards' Office, Monument City...)

Over the P.A.: "...Come on baby, don't fear the reaper...Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper...We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper...Baby I'm your man..."


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Arnie100 wrote:(Edwards' Office, Monument City...)

Over the P.A.: "...Come on baby, don't fear the reaper...Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper...We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper...Baby I'm your man..."


Edwards and Kyle: :shock:


Minmei: (A block away, peering at them through a high powered sniper rifle) "Hmm ... Needs more cowbell."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Edwards' Office, Monument City...)

Over the P.A.: "...Come on baby, don't fear the reaper...Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper...We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper...Baby I'm your man..."


Edwards and Kyle: :shock:


Minmei: (A block away, peering at them through a high powered sniper rifle) "Hmm ... Needs more cowbell."


Edwards' office goes up in a very contained thermobaric mushroom cloud.
Minmei: "...Lisa...you're ruining my groove..." :badbad:
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(The Hunter Quarters...)

Lisa: (On her phone...) "Thanks for the Pineapples, Claudia! They were great for taking out the trash!"
Rick: :shock:
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935. Some things should stay dead...

Edwards: "I'm telling you, Lancer's Rockers was given the short shift, with the right cross-marketing it could be great!" :-D

Kevin: "Um, how did you get in here?"

Edwards: "Just think about it! ... NEW FROM MATTEL! ROBOTECH: SOUND FORCE!!!"

Kevin & Mattel Rep: :shock: :shock:

Later...

Charon: "Well, that's new... Stabbed in the chest with a GI Joe action figure, and beaten to death with a ROBOTECH: The Shadow Chronicles book."
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SRoss wrote:935. Some things should stay dead...

Edwards: "I'm telling you, Lancer's Rockers was given the short shift, with the right cross-marketing it could be great!" :-D

Kevin: "Um, how did you get in here?"

Edwards: "Just think about it! ... NEW FROM MATTEL! ROBOTECH: SOUND FORCE!!!"

Kevin & Mattel Rep: :shock: :shock:

Later...

Charon: "Well, that's new... Stabbed in the chest with a GI Joe action figure, and beaten to death with a ROBOTECH: The Shadow Chronicles book."


Even Kevin has a limit...BTW, shouldn't that be Hasbro?
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:935. Some things should stay dead...

Edwards: "I'm telling you, Lancer's Rockers was given the short shift, with the right cross-marketing it could be great!" :-D

Kevin: "Um, how did you get in here?"

Edwards: "Just think about it! ... NEW FROM MATTEL! ROBOTECH: SOUND FORCE!!!"

Kevin & Mattel Rep: :shock: :shock:

Later...

Charon: "Well, that's new... Stabbed in the chest with a GI Joe action figure, and beaten to death with a ROBOTECH: The Shadow Chronicles book."


Even Kevin has a limit...BTW, shouldn't that be Hasbro?


Possibly, but I seem to remember something ROBOTECH with the Mattel name on it...
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That was Matchbox, LOL. Hasbro is G.I. Joe and Transformers.
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Arnie100 wrote:That was Matchbox, LOL. Hasbro is G.I. Joe and Transformers.


"My toyfu is lacking..." :roll:
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Matchbox Rep: "Dammit! I hoped they forgot about us!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Matchbox Rep: "Dammit! I hoped they forgot about us!"


I lost a Matchbox Excalibur and Gladiator to a college post office robbery before I ever got to see them. Was never able to get them replaced. :(
Had to settle for n Invid Trooper and a Phalanx, which were pretty poor build-wise.
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935a. It doesn't matter who pitches the idea to the toy reps, it's still bad...

Minmei: "So for this Sound Force thing I'll need a band... Well, I guess I could get Musica and her sisters, and we already know Lancer looks good in a dress... I wonder if Bowie would be willing to cross dress?"
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SRoss wrote:935a. It doesn't matter who pitches the idea to the toy reps, it's still bad...

Minmei: "So for this Sound Force thing I'll need a band... Well, I guess I could get Musica and her sisters, and we already know Lancer looks good in a dress... I wonder if Bowie would be willing to cross dress?"


Bowie: "Oh; heck, no!" :eek:
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936: Just because our new generation ships LOOK like they're made from Lego blocks, doesn't mean they ARE made of Lego blocks.
936a. Ensign Wiseacre's repair of the starboard thruster housing of the UESS Billund was a matter of plugging a hole, not reconstructing the actual structure. He just happened to have a lot of plastic bricks and quick-set epoxy close at hand...and a good incentive to plug the hole.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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