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Robotech Master: "Do we REALLY need protoculture that badly?"

Field Marshal Leonard: "I just felt...a disturbance...as if Hell had frozen over or a major canon derail has happened."
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Grel rushes to hide in the well.

Rand: (From the well) "Find your own damn hiding place! This one is mine!"
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Lancer: "Scott...why have we been spared?"
Sera: "Keep those foot massages going."
Scott: "That would do it."
Ariel: "Less talking, more massaging!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "Scott...why have we been spared?"
Sera: "Keep those foot massages going."
Scott: "That would do it."
Ariel: "Less talking, more massaging!"


Rick: "Boy are you two P-Whipped."
Lisa: "I didn't say you could stop."
Rick: "Yes Mam."

Lunk: (Surrounded by Invid Princesses) "Kill me."
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Minmei: "I wanna foot massage!"
Edwards: "No way...have you seen her feet?!"
Kyle: "I'd rather go back Down Below..."

(Down Below...)

Edwards and Kyle: :shock:
Charon: "Minmei didn't get her foot massage?"
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"So, Louie, this is the new anti-Haydonite fighter?"
"Yes, we call it the Pi Fighter!"
"PI-fighter? No, don't tell me what it does-"
"It uses special infowar systems to infect Haydonite systems, forcing them to dedicate themselves to calculating the value of pi ad infinitum, effectively paralyzing them!"
"Oh good, for a moment there I thought you'd all lost your sanity and were fitting these things to fire-"
"We've found vanilla creme to be the best electroconductive medium to deliver the ap virus to their sensoriums, but raspberry torts seem to just mess up their sensor resolution, so there's some tactical value there. And we've had promising test results from the lemon and coconut meringue trials-"
"-and here I go back to questioning your sanity again."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"So, Louie, this is the new anti-Haydonite fighter?"
"Yes, we call it the Pi Fighter!"
"PI-fighter? No, don't tell me what it does-"
"It uses special infowar systems to infect Haydonite systems, forcing them to dedicate themselves to calculating the value of pi ad infinitum, effectively paralyzing them!"
"Oh good, for a moment there I thought you'd all lost your sanity and were fitting these things to fire-"
"We've found vanilla creme to be the best electroconductive medium to deliver the ap virus to their sensoriums, but raspberry torts seem to just mess up their sensor resolution, so there's some tactical value there. And we've had promising test results from the lemon and coconut meringue trials-"
"-and here I go back to questioning your sanity again."


"I can't find any volunteers to test pilot it."
"Really. This surprises you?"

Later...

"Alright Mauve! We're getting to test out the UEEF's newest anti-Haydonite fighter."
"Well, there goes our last shred of self respect..."
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(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."
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Arnie100 wrote:(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."


Later in Admiral Hunter's Office.

"Ok, I know you Skull guy's are supposed to be rooster of the walk, But why are there pictures of you all over the internet covered in Meringue?"

"@#$%^& Mauve pilots, didn't tell us the damn things were loaded!" :badbad:
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."


Later in Admiral Hunter's Office.

"Ok, I know you Skull guy's are supposed to be rooster of the walk, But why are there pictures of you all over the internet covered in Meringue?"

"@#$%^& Mauve pilots, didn't tell us the damn things were loaded!" :badbad:


(During Mauve's newest assignment...)

"Man those feet are NASTY!"
Minmei: "That's it...keep going! What was that about my feet?"
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."


Later in Admiral Hunter's Office.

"Ok, I know you Skull guy's are supposed to be rooster of the walk, But why are there pictures of you all over the internet covered in Meringue?"

"@#$%^& Mauve pilots, didn't tell us the damn things were loaded!" :badbad:


(During Mauve's newest assignment...)

"Man those feet are NASTY!"
Minmei: "That's it...keep going! What was that about my feet?"

Toombs: "If you ever get tired of kids and relatives babe, give me anAAAK!!!" :eek:

Charon: "You know, I expected you much sooner."
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Minmei: "Kids?! Kids would ruin this awesome figure!" (Runs hands up and down body...)
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Arnie100 wrote:[
Minmei: "That's it...keep going! What was that about my feet?"


Doctor: "Odd, this is the third stiletto heel puncture injury to somebody's upper palate we've had to treat today. What gives?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Kids?! Kids would ruin this awesome figure!" (Runs hands up and down body...)


"I think he was referring to your relationships to Rick and your cousin."

Charon: "Wow! Didn't know she could continue to hurt you down here..."
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SRoss wrote:
Charon: "Wow! Didn't know she could continue to hurt you down here..."



"-Diva Spike-. It's a Special Attack, according to Tobin's Amended Spirit Guide and the Big Gargantuan Book of Anime Mayhem.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Charon: "Wow! Didn't know she could continue to hurt you down here..."



"-Diva Spike-. It's a Special Attack, according to Tobin's Amended Spirit Guide and the Big Gargantuan Book of Anime Mayhem.


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Arnie100 wrote:[

Mastered by every female anime singers to fend off lecherous fans.



See Also: Hammerspace: Cleavage Bazooka.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Mastered by every female anime singers to fend off lecherous fans.



See Also: Hammerspace: Cleavage Bazooka.


See Also: The Nutcracker. Combined with the infamous Diva Spike, guaranteed to make any male a permanent soprano.
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Return of Things Not Allowed to Do In Robotech (Skippy's List)

908: The practice of using ordnance as souvenirs stops NOW. Bad enough you're taking home unexploded Zentraedi munitions is bad enough, but swiping our own stuff just so you can have a real Stiletto missile as a wall trophy? That's outright theft and compound interest stupidity.
908a. Okay, the guy with the live 'Angel of Death' RMS missile as a conversation piece in his den goes beyond Darwin Award levels of stupidity. People, that thing's a CAPITAL SHIP KILLER shading up to FLOTILLA KILLER, and the idiot's using it as a coffee table. One bad stumble and he takes out the whole city. Who needs Khyron?
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Return of Things Not Allowed to Do In Robotech (Skippy's List)

908: The practice of using ordnance as souvenirs stops NOW. Bad enough you're taking home unexploded Zentraedi munitions is bad enough, but swiping our own stuff just so you can have a real Stiletto missile as a wall trophy? That's outright theft and compound interest stupidity.
908a. Okay, the guy with the live 'Angel of Death' RMS missile as a conversation piece in his den goes beyond Darwin Award levels of stupidity. People, that thing's a CAPITAL SHIP KILLER shading up to FLOTILLA KILLER, and the idiot's using it as a coffee table. One bad stumble and he takes out the whole city. Who needs Khyron?


909. Don't even think about the Neutron-S missile.
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910. SLMH can't be siphoned like gasoline using a rubber hose and your mouth. Don't. Even. Try.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:910. SLMH can't be siphoned like gasoline using a rubber hose and your mouth. Don't. Even. Try.


(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Lunk: (Holding a hose...) "Wwweeeellll..."
Chief Toombs: (Trying to hide the hose...) :oops:
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911. Praxians catch onto Terran slang very quickly. So they KNOW 'snu-snu' is NOT a Terran delicacy or tactical procedure. THey've also twigged that crotch protection is not standard outfit for Terran males.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:911. Praxians catch onto Terran slang very quickly. So they KNOW 'snu-snu' is NOT a Terran delicacy or tactical procedure. THey've also twigged that crotch protection is not standard outfit for Terran males.


912. The Praxians have also mastered the Diva Spike and The Nutcracker. Don't say we didn't warn you when you're suddenly a soprano and can't father children.
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913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.


Minmei: "What? You want more Minmei Clones?"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.


Minmei: "What? You want more Minmei Clones?"


Everyone: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.


Minmei: "What? You want more Minmei Clones?"


Everyone: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Minmei: "What? You said -- "

KKKKKKAAAAA-WWWWWAAAANNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Lisa: (Holding a frying pan...) "She needed her ears cleaned out!"
Rick: :shock:
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Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...


Don't forget Palladium's attempt... Lancer's Rockers.
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...


Don't forget Palladium's attempt... Lancer's Rockers.



"Have I got a deal for you on some slightly used instrumecha!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...


Don't forget Palladium's attempt... Lancer's Rockers.



"Have I got a deal for you on some slightly used instrumecha!"


Rand: "Check these out, guys! I got a great deal on them!"
Lancer: "I could've sworn I got rid of those!" :shock:
Scott: "What the heck are those?!"
Sera: "Lancer?"
Lancer: "I swear I have no idea!"
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Lancer" "Never do product endorsements or sign deals when you're three sheets to the wind after a gig..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:Lancer" "Never do product endorsements or sign deals when you're three sheets to the wind after a gig..."


To this day, Kevin Siembieda still considers it well worth five bottles of tequila he had to buy Lancer.
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Lancer" "Never do product endorsements or sign deals when you're three sheets to the wind after a gig..."


To this day, Kevin Siembieda still considers it well worth five bottles of tequila he had to buy Lancer.


"Initial deal AND later blackmail material! Priceless."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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914. When around Admiral Hunter, never EVER bring up the Petit Cola Incident.
914a. If Admiral Hunter ever starts talking about the Petit Cola Incident, don't walk, RUN, to the nearest emergency exit.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:914. When around Admiral Hunter, never EVER bring up the Petit Cola Incident.
914a. If Admiral Hunter ever starts talking about the Petit Cola Incident, don't walk, RUN, to the nearest emergency exit.


914b. It doesn't matter if you're not wearing a spacesuit.
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914c. Same rules apply to Dana Sterling and the Prunes Incident.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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914d. If Minmei starts talking about her experiments with Reggae, the suicide capsul is in your left brest pocket... It's mint flavor, try to enjoy.
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SRoss wrote:914d. If Minmei starts talking about her experiments with Reggae, the suicide capsul is in your left brest pocket... It's mint flavor, try to enjoy.


914e. Same rule applies if Minmei tries to rap.
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915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.


915a. Unless Mauve is involved.
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.


915a. Unless Mauve is involved.


916. Who ever told Toombs it was OK to smoke on the bridge. You get to clean up the blood. - Sammie
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taalismn wrote:915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.


915a. Unless Mauve is involved.


916. Who ever told Toombs it was OK to smoke on the bridge. You get to clean up the blood. - Sammie


917. If it goes wrong, have Mauve clean it up.
918. Make sure Mauve is in the vicinity if you're planning on something. IF it goes wrong, you have a perfect scapegoat.
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919. There is no such unit as Ice Guard. Quit repeating urban myths as if they were true.
919a. The Southern Cross Cold Weather Corps has lobbied hard to be recognized for their elite status and they don't like it when people can't get that straight.
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taalismn wrote:919. There is no such unit as Ice Guard. Quit repeating urban myths as if they were true.
919a. The Southern Cross Cold Weather Corps has lobbied hard to be recognized for their elite status and they don't like it when people can't get that straight.


920. Anyone caught using the phrase "It's a go job for Sno-Job!" near the destroid hanger, is gonna get his ass buried in snow.
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921: You are not allowed to dismantle perfectly serviceable and operational mecha just to make frankenmecha with the justification 'they will look cooler'.

922. Quit teasing the wet navy squids about the failure of a truly effective amphibious veritech'. Remember; they have very functional amphibious power armor.
922a. The 'transforming battleship' that exploded last year was a New Hong Kong festival prop, NOT a Sea Squad prototype. Those were fireworks going off, not reactors overloading.
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923. The Sea Squad is to no longer assist certain Fourth Wall Gang members in recovering sunken WWII Battleships.
923a. The Fourth Wall Gang will no longer fit said Battleships with anti-gravity generators with the justification 'It looks cool.'
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SRoss wrote:923. The Sea Squad is to no longer assist certain Fourth Wall Gang members in recovering sunken WWII Battleships.
923a. The Fourth Wall Gang will no longer fit said Battleships with anti-gravity generators with the justification 'It looks cool.'


924. Those rules are to be disregarded.
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Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)
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