Robotech Blooper Reels
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
198. The MOAB should not be enhanced with "MORE POWER".
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.
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Arnie100 wrote:198. The MOAB should not be enhanced with "MORE POWER".
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.
Skuld rubs her hands gleefully while opening the panel on the MOAB.
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SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:198. The MOAB should not be enhanced with "MORE POWER".
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.
Skuld rubs her hands gleefully while opening the panel on the MOAB.
(Down Below...)
Charon:
Skuld: (Sounding like Urkel...) "Did I do that?"
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897. 'Sparks' is not your private secretary. Quit asking him (or her) to set up your social calender for you, get you a date for the weekend, or make reservations for you.
897a. Last person who did wound up getting booked to give a talk-series to the Tirolian Grandmothers of the Revolution on a three-day weekend.
897a. Last person who did wound up getting booked to give a talk-series to the Tirolian Grandmothers of the Revolution on a three-day weekend.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"How many people are there named 'Sparks'?"
(Everyone in auditorium raises hands...)
"Oh."
(Everyone in auditorium raises hands...)
"Oh."
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Arnie100 wrote:"How many people are there named 'Sparks'?"
(Everyone in auditorium raises hands...)
"Oh."
"Basically every Comm Officer in every English speaking fleet in the Multiverse..."
EShemarian Sparks: "Explain to me again why I must say Hailing Frequencies Open? That is illogical... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAILING FREQUENCIES!!!"
Sparks: "You said it sister!"
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SRoss wrote:[q
"Basically every Comm Officer in every English speaking fleet in the Multiverse..."
EShemarian Sparks: "Explain to me again why I must say Hailing Frequencies Open? That is illogical... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAILING FREQUENCIES!!!"
Sparks: "You said it sister!"
"There! We've opened communications with them."
"...I think some people would disagree that blasting a hole through the front of their ship constitutes 'communications'."
"It -is-. We've communicated quite clearly that we want them to stop doing what they were doing."
"...breathing?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
198. Whoever keeps spiking my coffee with Brain Bleach[sup]TM[/sup], it's not ... wait! What was I saying. - Nova
198a. No, seriously. Why am I here?
198a. No, seriously. Why am I here?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
898. Any Terminator caught saying the phrase; I'll Be Back! in an Austrian accent will be sent for immediate mind wipe and reprogramming.
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SRoss wrote:199. Any Terminator caught saying the phrase; I'll Be Back! in an Austrian accent will be sent for immediate mind wipe and reprogramming.
Might wanna re=number , because we were up to 897(I'm discounting your previous 190s because they really had little to do with Robotech...really, Robotech already moved past the MOAB with Reflex tac-nukes and certainly with Neutron-S missiles).
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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899. Any clowns are to be terminated on sight with extreme prejudice.
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Arnie100 wrote:899. Any clowns are to be terminated on sight with extreme prejudice.
This is a universal truth....
" Major Fredericks? What's with this order you sent out? Something you're not telling us?"
"Mimes, sir. Mimes are the enemy of human civilization."
"What have you been smoking?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:899. Any clowns are to be terminated on sight with extreme prejudice.
This is a universal truth....
" Major Fredericks? What's with this order you sent out? Something you're not telling us?"
"Mimes, sir. Mimes are the enemy of human civilization."
"What have you been smoking?"
899a. Addendum: Mimes have been added to the above "terminate on sight" order.
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Cut to: Corg flying his RCB over Paris strafing street performers...
Corg: "LEARN THE WORDS!!!"
Around the world people cheer...
Corg: "LEARN THE WORDS!!!"
Around the world people cheer...
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Finally...something to unite the Megaverse! A universal hatred of clowns and mimes...
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SRoss wrote:Cut to: Corg flying his RCB over Paris strafing street performers...
Corg: "LEARN THE WORDS!!!"
Around the world people cheer...
And thus was Karno's attempt to find work(post-Robotech Masters) cut short....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Octavia: "That was rather clever, Musica!"
Allegra: "Indeed! We must convince more of our 'brothers' to become these clowns or mimes."
Musica:
Allegra: "Indeed! We must convince more of our 'brothers' to become these clowns or mimes."
Musica:
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Karno's SECOND attempt at a job, this time as a male stripper, failed when he was asked to walk across a balance beam/high wire...which brought back VERY bad memories of certain Tirolian rituals....
His contract was immediately cut short after his shrieking about his feet being electrified....
His contract was immediately cut short after his shrieking about his feet being electrified....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Octavia: "We are only attempting to find our 'brothers' a lucrative line of work that does not involve and death and destruction."
Musica: "Indeed."
Allegra:
Musica: "Indeed."
Allegra:
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
900. The illegal base still does NOT have either defense or evacuation priority over the base CIC.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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901. Clowns and mimes are not to be used as messengers. Please refer to rule 899. Thank you.
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Arnie100 wrote:901. Clowns and mimes are not to be used as messengers. Please refer to rule 899. Thank you.
901a. Ditto for male strippers! - Leonard
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SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:901. Clowns and mimes are not to be used as messengers. Please refer to rule 899. Thank you.
901a. Ditto for male strippers! - Leonard
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
902. Field Marshal Leonard's adjutants are NOT his 'food testers'. Quit spreading this rumor.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:902. Field Marshal Leonard's adjutants are NOT his 'food testers'. Quit spreading this rumor.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.
903. Sean is not the ASC's Official Bra Inspector, nor has such a position ever existed.
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SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:902. Field Marshal Leonard's adjutants are NOT his 'food testers'. Quit spreading this rumor.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.
903. Sean is not the ASC's Official Bra Inspector, nor has such a position ever existed.
904. There will; however, be a permanent position as "restroom inspector" if these shenanigans keep up.
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905. The accuracy of the Main Synchro Cannon is considered to be +/- 0.1 miles. Trick-shooting cigarettes out of peoples' mouths, or hats off of heads with the main battery BFG is NOT advised. These are CITY BUSTERS for crying out loud!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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906. Do not let Annie near Marvel characters such as Squirrel Girl.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
907. Tirolian anti-pain serum is NOT aspirin, a substitute for aspirin, nor anything you want to put in your body at all. You have been warmed.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:907. Tirolian anti-pain serum is NOT aspirin, a substitute for aspirin, nor anything you want to put in your body at all. You have been warmed.
Bowie: "Sean! Here's that pain reliever Musica gave me!"
(Down Below...)
Charon:
Sean: "Pain reliever, he says."
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Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:907. Tirolian anti-pain serum is NOT aspirin, a substitute for aspirin, nor anything you want to put in your body at all. You have been warmed.
Bowie: "Sean! Here's that pain reliever Musica gave me!"
(Down Below...)
Charon:
Sean: "Pain reliever, he says."
Disclaimer on injector: "Do not drive, operate heavy machinery, juggle chainsaws, or negotiate peace talks after taking this product."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"So...what're you gonna use to interrogate the prisoner?"
"Pain reliever."
"Pain reliever."
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Arnie100 wrote:"So...what're you gonna use to interrogate the prisoner?"
"Pain reliever."
"You answer our questions, and we TURN OFF THE TELETUBBIES!!!!!!!"
"UUUGGGHHHHHHHH!!!TURNITOFFTURNITOFFBEFIRMYBRAINDIES!!!I"LLTALK!I"LLTALKI"LLTELLYOUEVEVRYHING!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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batlchip wrote:Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"
"I WAS INSTALLING SPAM FILTERS IN HER WIRELESS INTERFACE!!! You have any idea how annoying it is to be having a conversation with her and she suddenly breaks into a Viagra ad, or a spot for Allstate?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"
"I WAS INSTALLING SPAM FILTERS IN HER WIRELESS INTERFACE!!! You have any idea how annoying it is to be having a conversation with her and she suddenly breaks into a Viagra ad, or a spot for Allstate?!"
J.A.N.I.C.E: "East German Porn download complete..." (Cracks Whip) "BAD AMERICAN!!!"
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SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"
"I WAS INSTALLING SPAM FILTERS IN HER WIRELESS INTERFACE!!! You have any idea how annoying it is to be having a conversation with her and she suddenly breaks into a Viagra ad, or a spot for Allstate?!"
J.A.N.I.C.E: "East German Porn download complete..." (Cracks Whip) "BAD AMERICAN!!!"
Kyle: "MISTRESS!"
Edwards:
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JANICE: (looking at Edwards) "CONTROL. ALT. DELETE."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:JANICE: (looking at Edwards) "CONTROL. ALT. DELETE."
JANICE: (Punching Edwards heart out) "I downloaded Abucted by Daleks as well."
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Lang; "Vell, dhat answers ze question about children raised on ze internet."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Lang: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)
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Arnie100 wrote:Lang: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)
Lang is surprised as Lisa and Minmei enter the room with boxes of "Toys" for J.A.N.I.C.E. to use.
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SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Lang: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)
Lang is surprised as Lisa and Minmei enter the room with boxes of "Toys" for J.A.N.I.C.E. to use.
Octavia comes in, takes a Weedwhacker from the box. "Sorry, that's mine."
Minmei: "Here, use the pruning shears."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Lang: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)
Lang is surprised as Lisa and Minmei enter the room with boxes of "Toys" for J.A.N.I.C.E. to use.
Octavia comes in, takes a Weedwhacker from the box. "Sorry, that's mine."
Minmei: "Here, use the pruning shears."
Rick: "Don't forget the blowtorch!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Dana: "Or the power sander!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Dana: "Or the power sander!"
Regess: "Or the jumper cables!"
Dolza: (Turning to Karno and the Regent) "RUN STUPID!!!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:[
Dolza: (Turning to Karno and the Regent) "RUN STUPID!!!"
Sadly and belatedly, Karno discovered his brothers were perfectly willing to sacrifice him to cover their escape.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:[
Dolza: (Turning to Karno and the Regent) "RUN STUPID!!!"
Sadly and belatedly, Karno discovered his brothers were perfectly willing to sacrifice him to cover their escape.
Not that it saved them...
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Octavia: "Escape?"
Allegra: "Stupid males."
Musica: "Indeed."
Every Male on the Masters' Mothership:
Allegra: "Stupid males."
Musica: "Indeed."
Every Male on the Masters' Mothership:
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Regis:"wait! Don't start until I get the popcorn ."
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.