Robotech Crossover question

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:30 am

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Seras: "I CAN MORPH MY ARMS INTO TENTACLES!!!"
Alucard: (Smacks forehead) "Whoever gave her that stuff is going to be dinner."

"Higher than a kite she is."
"Couldn't be more stoned if you'd dropped a quarry on her."
"Couldn't be more blitzed if the entire Luftwaffe bombed her."
"This is your undead brain on drugs..."

Seras: "HHHEEEYYY. This is my natural bubbly self!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[
Seras: "HHHEEEYYY. This is my natural bubbly self!"

"You're kidding...emo undead girl? Bubbly? Maybe in direct sunlight.."
"Don't need that image..."
Seras: "Okay, so maybe I'm bummed about the 'undead' part people keep reminding me of!"
"Right. Political correctness. It's 'no-life', right?"
Seras:"...the way you say it, it sounds more pathetic..."
"Corpusacularly challenged?"
"Is that even a word?"
"Vitality deficient?"
"Technically incorrect. Alucard's DAMN fast."
"Life-absent?"
"Sounds like she was hidden behind the door when they were handing out sunshine and light in school."
Seras:"I'M NOT ALWAYS GOTH-GLOOMY!!!"
"She's the tragic poster child for denial..."
"No, not really, she just hides her depression poorly. It's not as if they can put her on Prozac, or have her bite a dope-head. Vampire biology just doesn't work that way."
"Wampyr?"
"Nope; that would have become a critical plot point if she was."
Seras:"Wait...'wampyr'?"
"Not quite dead, not quite alive, better off than being a vampire thrall, but a few degrees body temp shy of being fully alive. You're not one, in canon."
Seras:"..oh damn...."

Chronicler wrote:Marine Grunt 1"Uh-oh."
MG 2 "What?"
MG 1 "Just saw The Crimson F...er Alucard's Twitter. He found the Twilight universe."
MG 2"How's that bad?"
MG 1"He took enough ordinance to recreate The Rain of Death."
MG 2"... Again how is that still bad?"
MG 1 "THAT'S ALL OUR F!@#ING RESERVE ORDINANCE THE U.Es.G'S HAS AND IF HE USES IT ALL WE ARE SCREWED! WE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS! 3 AT MINIMAL!"
MG 2 "We got to stop him!"
MG 1 "No sh!@ Sherlock."

Nova: *Looking over reports about stolen ordinance, ammo, and carrier pigeons (don't ask)* "..... Oh someone's in serious trouble once I find out who let this happen."

taalismn wrote:Integra: "...I wonder if Kagome will let me borrow that dog collar...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:55 pm

Rand: "I don't know if this dog collar is really my..."

Rook: "SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!" :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:33 pm

Rand: "OOWWWW...OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:22 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:[
If Washington DC disappeared tomarrow, I wouldn't be sad at all. So sick and tired of both sides. l:

A little political degression:
The problem is not Washington D.C., which is a fairly average city in its own right...extraordinary if you focus on the museums and civil institutions there.
The problem is with the electrorate who puts certain people in office...or threatens to put them.
That's the problem with democracy at its purest: it gets what it deserves when it comes to leadership.
The Founding Fathers had, and this is so fleetinglly mentioned, a more Hobbesian view in that they had a real fear of what a true direct popular election might bring, in the way of demagogues and scoundrels rising to power. The horrors of the French Revolution a few years later proved them right when the rabble allowed for the rise of the Committees of Public Safety and other horrid organizations.
To quote Shakespeare's Jullus Ceasar: "'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."

Wanna change the world? Change peoples' minds.

And to return this thread to its original course:

Brutus: "But if we have Zentraedi Legions, the stars are OURS!"
Ceasar: "True, true, as long as our Triumvirate remains strong. So leave the knife outside the security area."
Brutus: ("...damn...I forgot about these 'metal detectors'...")

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:20 pm

SRoss wrote:Rand: "I don't know if this dog collar is really my..."

Rook: "SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!"

Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "OOWWWW...OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!"

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[
If Washington DC disappeared tomarrow, I wouldn't be sad at all. So sick and tired of both sides. l:

A little political degression:
The problem is not Washington D.C., which is a fairly average city in its own right...extraordinary if you focus on the museums and civil institutions there.
The problem is with the electrorate who puts certain people in office...or threatens to put them.
That's the problem with democracy at its purest: it gets what it deserves when it comes to leadership.
The Founding Fathers had, and this is so fleetinglly mentioned, a more Hobbesian view in that they had a real fear of what a true direct popular election might bring, in the way of demagogues and scoundrels rising to power. The horrors of the French Revolution a few years later proved them right when the rabble allowed for the rise of the Committees of Public Safety and other horrid organizations.
To quote Shakespeare's Jullus Ceasar: "'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."

Wanna change the world? Change peoples' minds.

And to return this thread to its original course:

Brutus: "But if we have Zentraedi Legions, the stars are OURS!"
Ceasar: "True, true, as long as our Triumvirate remains strong. So leave the knife outside the security area."
Brutus: ("...damn...I forgot about these 'metal detectors'...")

100% agree with you there.

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:29 pm

And now we like to present more Time-loops of Lin Kyle:

Loop #1268:
Max: *Browses through youtube (2005). Finds a video that shocks him* "Honey!"
Lina: "What dear? Did the computer freeze again?"
Max: "No it's not that. Seems our boy's been doing a lot of things back at my folks home."
Lina: "Did he fell into the wrong crowd? Oh I knew we should have sent him to Brooklyn."
Max: "Hey, that's were I grew up! But yes..no.... I don't know. Just take a look."
Lina: *looks at the video* "Oh wow."
https://youtu.be/KZaz7OqyTHQ?t=24
Max: *pinches bridge of his nose* "Sigh. Was hoping he didn't end up like me back in Brooklyn."
Lina: "Same." :nh:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:26 pm

Loop #1269

Kyle: "DOWN WITH BRITANNIA! DOWN WITH THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!"

Shin Hyuga Shaing: (Using Geass) "DIE!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:59 pm

Kyle: (Standing under the City Destroyer from ID4)"Greetings, Friends!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:33 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: (Standing under the City Destroyer from ID4)"Greetings, Friends!"

Charon: "What the -- never mind..." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:12 pm

Kyle: "What do we need the Colonial Marines for? They're just warmongering militaristic corporate goons out to impose the will of the military-industrial complex on us hard-working col-*GRAB*

Charon: "I'd think that by now you'd have at least SOME sense of self-preservation, but nooooooo..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:34 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "What do we need the Colonial Marines for? They're just warmongering militaristic corporate goons out to impose the will of the military-industrial complex on us hard-working col-*GRAB*

Charon: "I'd think that by now you'd have at least SOME sense of self-preservation, but nooooooo..."

Edwards: "Come on, its KYLE. You should know that by now."
Charon: "And what are YOU doing here?"
Edwards: "I don't know."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:01 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "What do we need the Colonial Marines for? They're just warmongering militaristic corporate goons out to impose the will of the military-industrial complex on us hard-working col-*GRAB*

Charon: "I'd think that by now you'd have at least SOME sense of self-preservation, but nooooooo..."

Edwards: "Come on, its KYLE. You should know that by now."
Charon: "And what are YOU doing here?"
Edwards: "I don't know."

Aeacus: "First Colonial Marine off the dropship. Contrary to what you were yelling, it turned out to be NOT 'just another bug hunt'."
Charon: "Thank you."
Viduus: "Man, separating your soul from your body was no easy task, given how you were SMEA-"
Edwards: "I really don't need the details..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:08 pm

Edwards: "Come on! Please give me the power of Kings!!!"

C.C.: "My choices to give this power to may have been questionable in the past. But there's no way in hell I'm trusting you with that power." :badbad:

Lelouch: (Using the Geass) "You will strip naked and cover yourself in stake sauce. Then you will climb into the piranha tank."

Later...

Charon: "Ew! piranha droppings!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:15 pm

Kyle: "We don't have to take orders from you jackbooted goons! And especially not from some black-suited relic of a barbaric age of war! Power to the people! Down with the militaristic-"
///VVVVUUUURRRPPPP///

Charon: "For a weapon for a 'more civilized time' those light sabers sure make some nasty deep lacerations, don't they?"

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:25 pm

Warning: Star Wars Spoilers

You've been warned....

Nova: *in-hails and sighs* "So what happened now?"
Capetian Ayanami: "We ran into some trouble right out the gate. Our ship encountered another much larger warship. Things snowballed from their."
Nova: "So who are we dealing with exactly?"
Capetian Ayanami: "They call themselves The First Order. They are an offshoot of a Galactic government bent on the destruction of another galactic super power The New Republic."
Nova: "And?"
Ayanami: "The First Orders base of operation was able to wipe out the entire system where The N.R was set up. But the base known as "Starkiller" was in turn destroyed from a retaliation attack by The N.R's own offshoot. The warship thought we where apart of that attack force."
Nova: "And you retaliated back?"
Ayanami: "We had no choice. The ship in question already sent their fighter squadrons numbering in the hundreds. Our weapon battery's, point defenses, and shields held off the attack. They where called off before the ship fired on us."
Nova: "What did you do about the ship?"
Ayanami: "Poor things never stood a chance." :twisted:

Nova: *puts her hands on her face* "This has to be a record for contact to war."
Ayanami: "We didn't completely destroyed them. We gave them a good spanking is all. Limped away into faster than light to where ever their other base of operation is."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:45 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "We don't have to take orders from you jackbooted goons! And especially not from some black-suited relic of a barbaric age of war! Power to the people! Down with the militaristic-"
///VVVVUUUURRRPPPP///

Charon: "For a weapon for a 'more civilized time' those light sabers sure make some nasty deep lacerations, don't they?"

Edwards: "I told you not to point that at your face." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:30 pm

Chronicler wrote:Warning: Star Wars Spoilers"

"This R2 unit's motivator's gone bad!"
"No wonder, this 'best when sold by' date is last CENTURY."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:41 pm

Dana: "Um, this soccer ball is making funny noises."

BB-9: "@#$%^&!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:56 pm

Vader: (Looking at Kyle) "THANK THE FORCE I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!"
Kyle: "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Edwards: :nh:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:12 pm

Kylo Ren: "Ha! I'm a Vader wannabe with a lightsaber that has cross guards. What have you got!?!" :twisted:

Lancer: "A Saber Cyclone." :bandit:

Kylo Ren: "Good answer!" :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:20 pm

Kylo Ren: "Well, I have the Starkiller Base! HAH!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:31 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Kylo Ren: "Well, I have the Starkiller Base! HAH!!"

Captain Phasma: (Facepalms) :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:40 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Vader: (Looking at Kyle) "THANK THE FORCE I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!"
Kyle: "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Edwards:

"I can't help but think this whole sequence is an essay of the consequences of bad parenting..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:45 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kylo Ren: "Well, I have the Starkiller Base! HAH!!"

Captain Phasma: (Facepalms)

Finn: "Didn't we blow that up?"
Rey: "Yup."
Kylo Ren:

"I. HATE. YOU."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:02 pm

"Why is Nova so happy?"

"Season two of Gate has started, so the Forth Wallers shouldn't be giving us any surprises."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 11:06 pm

(At GMP HQ...)

Lawyer #1: "We'd like to file a missing persons report...they look like these guys."
Lawyer #2: "We'd like them back in one piece...if at all possible."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 2:44 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(At GMP HQ...)

Lawyer #1: "We'd like to file a missing persons report...they look like these guys."
Lawyer #2: "We'd like them back in one piece...if at all possible."

Charon: "And this is our waiting room. Get used to it; you may be sitting in it a lot..."
New Order Troopers: " :shock:

"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:24 pm

First Order Troopers: "Ha! We get cool white armour!"

ASC Troopers: "Ours is stylish, and works!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 9:06 pm

SRoss wrote:First Order Troopers: "Ha! We get cool white armour!"

ASC Troopers: "Ours is stylish, and works!"

ASC Battloid Pilots: (trying to sneak fast a New Order guard post IN their mecha) "These are not the droids you're looking for."
Stormtrooper Guard 1: :badbad:

"Ah-ah. Very funny."
Stormtrooper Guard 2: :-?

"Who you talking to, 278?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 9:24 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:First Order Troopers: "Ha! We get cool white armour!"

ASC Troopers: "Ours is stylish, and works!"

ASC Battloid Pilots: (trying to sneak fast a New Order guard post IN their mecha) "These are not the droids you're looking for."
Stormtrooper Guard 1: "Ah-ah. Very funny."
Stormtrooper Guard 2: "Who you talking to, 278?"

GMP Robot: "Um, we are not the droids you're looking for..."

Stormtrooper Guard 1: "You're not the droids we're looking for?" :-?

Stormtrooper Guard 2: "Move along. Move along..." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 9:43 pm

First Order Commander: "So at what point did you realize that the entire body of the enemy that should have been in FRONT of your positions, was actually BEHIND you?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:00 pm

taalismn wrote:First Order Commander: "So at what point did you realize that the entire body of the enemy that should have been in FRONT of your positions, was actually BEHIND you?"

Stormtrooper #1: "SIR! THEY USED THE JEDI MIND TRICK ON US! SIR!"
Stormtrooper #2: "That's absolutely CORRECT, SIR!"
First Order Commander: "Do you honestly expect me to believe THAT?!"
Stormtrooper #1: (Waves his hand) "You DO believe us..."
First Order Commander: "I DO believe you."
Stormtrooper #2: "Move along, move along."
First Order Commander: "Move along, move along."

(The Stormtroopers leave as fast as they can go...)

Stormtrooper #1: "I can't believe that worked!"
Stormtrooper #2: "You know what they say about the weak-minded!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:35 am

Chronicler wrote:And now we like to present more Time-loops of Lin Kyle:

Loop #1268:
Max: *Browses through youtube (2005). Finds a video that shocks him* "Honey!"
Lina: "What dear? Did the computer freeze again?"
Max: "No it's not that. Seems our boy's been doing a lot of things back at my folks home."
Lina: "Did he fell into the wrong crowd? Oh I knew we should have sent him to Brooklyn."
Max: "Hey, that's were I grew up! But yes..no.... I don't know. Just take a look."
Lina: *looks at the video* "Oh wow."
https://youtu.be/KZaz7OqyTHQ?t=24
Max: *pinches bridge of his nose* "Sigh. Was hoping he didn't end up like me back in Brooklyn."
Lina: "Same."

SRoss wrote:Loop #1269

Kyle: "DOWN WITH BRITANNIA! DOWN WITH THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!"

Shin Hyuga Shaing: (Using Geass) "DIE!"

Never learns.

taalismn wrote:Kyle: (Standing under the City Destroyer from ID4)"Greetings, Friends!"

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: (Standing under the City Destroyer from ID4)"Greetings, Friends!"

Charon: "What the -- never mind..."

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "What do we need the Colonial Marines for? They're just warmongering militaristic corporate goons out to impose the will of the military-industrial complex on us hard-working col-*GRAB*

Charon: "I'd think that by now you'd have at least SOME sense of self-preservation, but nooooooo..."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "What do we need the Colonial Marines for? They're just warmongering militaristic corporate goons out to impose the will of the military-industrial complex on us hard-working col-*GRAB*

Charon: "I'd think that by now you'd have at least SOME sense of self-preservation, but nooooooo..."

Edwards: "Come on, its KYLE. You should know that by now."
Charon: "And what are YOU doing here?"
Edwards: "I don't know."

Then it must have happen VERY fast.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "What do we need the Colonial Marines for? They're just warmongering militaristic corporate goons out to impose the will of the military-industrial complex on us hard-working col-*GRAB*

Charon: "I'd think that by now you'd have at least SOME sense of self-preservation, but nooooooo..."

Edwards: "Come on, its KYLE. You should know that by now."
Charon: "And what are YOU doing here?"
Edwards: "I don't know."

Aeacus: "First Colonial Marine off the dropship. Contrary to what you were yelling, it turned out to be NOT 'just another bug hunt'."
Charon: "Thank you."
Viduus: "Man, separating your soul from your body was no easy task, given how you were SMEA-"
Edwards: "I really don't need the details..."

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "Come on! Please give me the power of Kings!!!"

C.C.: "My choices to give this power to may have been questionable in the past. But there's no way in hell I'm trusting you with that power."

Lelouch: (Using the Geass) "You will strip naked and cover yourself in stake sauce. Then you will climb into the piranha tank."

Later...

Charon: "Ew! piranha droppings!"

Good one!

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:37 am

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "We don't have to take orders from you jackbooted goons! And especially not from some black-suited relic of a barbaric age of war! Power to the people! Down with the militaristic-"
///VVVVUUUURRRPPPP///

Charon: "For a weapon for a 'more civilized time' those light sabers sure make some nasty deep lacerations, don't they?"

Loving these!

Chronicler wrote:Warning: Star Wars Spoilers

You've been warned....

Nova: *in-hails and sighs* "So what happened now?"
Capetian Ayanami: "We ran into some trouble right out the gate. Our ship encountered another much larger warship. Things snowballed from their."
Nova: "So who are we dealing with exactly?"
Capetian Ayanami: "They call themselves The First Order. They are an offshoot of a Galactic government bent on the destruction of another galactic super power The New Republic."
Nova: "And?"
Ayanami: "The First Orders base of operation was able to wipe out the entire system where The N.R was set up. But the base known as "Starkiller" was in turn destroyed from a retaliation attack by The N.R's own offshoot. The warship thought we where apart of that attack force."
Nova: "And you retaliated back?"
Ayanami: "We had no choice. The ship in question already sent their fighter squadrons numbering in the hundreds. Our weapon battery's, point defenses, and shields held off the attack. They where called off before the ship fired on us."
Nova: "What did you do about the ship?"
Ayanami: "Poor things never stood a chance."
Nova: *puts her hands on her face* "This has to be a record for contact to war."
Ayanami: "We didn't completely destroyed them. We gave them a good spanking is all. Limped away into faster than light to where ever their other base of operation is."

Nice!

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "We don't have to take orders from you jackbooted goons! And especially not from some black-suited relic of a barbaric age of war! Power to the people! Down with the militaristic-"
///VVVVUUUURRRPPPP///

Charon: "For a weapon for a 'more civilized time' those light sabers sure make some nasty deep lacerations, don't they?"

Edwards: "I told you not to point that at your face."

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:Warning: Star Wars Spoilers"

"This R2 unit's motivator's gone bad!"
"No wonder, this 'best when sold by' date is last CENTURY."

SRoss wrote:Dana: "Um, this soccer ball is making funny noises."

BB-9: "@#$%^&!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Vader: (Looking at Kyle) "THANK THE FORCE I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!"
Kyle: "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Edwards:

SRoss wrote:Kylo Ren: "Ha! I'm a Vader wannabe with a lightsaber that has cross guards. What have you got!?!"

Lancer: "A Saber Cyclone."

Kylo Ren: "Good answer!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:39 am

Arnie100 wrote:Kylo Ren: "Well, I have the Starkiller Base! HAH!!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kylo Ren: "Well, I have the Starkiller Base! HAH!!"

Captain Phasma: (Facepalms)

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Vader: (Looking at Kyle) "THANK THE FORCE I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!"
Kyle: "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Edwards:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:First Order Troopers: "Ha! We get cool white armour!"

ASC Troopers: "Ours is stylish, and works!"

ASC Battloid Pilots: (trying to sneak fast a New Order guard post IN their mecha) "These are not the droids you're looking for."
Stormtrooper Guard 1: "Ah-ah. Very funny."
Stormtrooper Guard 2: "Who you talking to, 278?"

Another good one!

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:40 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:First Order Troopers: "Ha! We get cool white armour!"

ASC Troopers: "Ours is stylish, and works!"

ASC Battloid Pilots: (trying to sneak fast a New Order guard post IN their mecha) "These are not the droids you're looking for."
Stormtrooper Guard 1: "Ah-ah. Very funny."
Stormtrooper Guard 2: "Who you talking to, 278?"

GMP Robot: "Um, we are not the droids you're looking for..."

Stormtrooper Guard 1: "You're not the droids we're looking for?"
Stormtrooper Guard 2: "Move along. Move along..."

taalismn wrote:First Order Commander: "So at what point did you realize that the entire body of the enemy that should have been in FRONT of your positions, was actually BEHIND you?"

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:First Order Commander: "So at what point did you realize that the entire body of the enemy that should have been in FRONT of your positions, was actually BEHIND you?"

Stormtrooper #1: "SIR! THEY USED THE JEDI MIND TRICK ON US! SIR!"
Stormtrooper #2: "That's absolutely CORRECT, SIR!"
First Order Commander: "Do you honestly expect me to believe THAT?!"
Stormtrooper #1: (Waves his hand) "You DO believe us..."
First Order Commander: "I DO believe you."
Stormtrooper #2: "Move along, move along."
First Order Commander: "Move along, move along."

(The Stormtroopers leave as fast as they can go...)

Stormtrooper #1: "I can't believe that worked!"
Stormtrooper #2: "You know what they say about the weak-minded!"

"I can't help but think this whole sequence is an essay of the consequences of bad parenting..."[/quote]

:lol:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:40 am

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kylo Ren: "Well, I have the Starkiller Base! HAH!!"

Captain Phasma: (Facepalms)

Finn: "Didn't we blow that up?"
Rey: "Yup."
Kylo Ren: "I. HATE. YOU."

SRoss wrote:"Why is Nova so happy?"

"Season two of Gate has started, so the Forth Wallers shouldn't be giving us any surprises."

I'm so happy its out also!

Arnie100 wrote:(At GMP HQ...)

Lawyer #1: "We'd like to file a missing persons report...they look like these guys."
Lawyer #2: "We'd like them back in one piece...if at all possible."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(At GMP HQ...)

Lawyer #1: "We'd like to file a missing persons report...they look like these guys."
Lawyer #2: "We'd like them back in one piece...if at all possible."

Charon: "And this is our waiting room. Get used to it; you may be sitting in it a lot..."
New Order Troopers: " "

SRoss wrote:First Order Troopers: "Ha! We get cool white armour!"

ASC Troopers: "Ours is stylish, and works!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:31 pm

Edwards: "A Little Girl with a cut on her hand! Lisa must be getting des..."

#STAB!#

Charon: "You seem to keep forgetting the rules of anime." :nh:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 4:09 pm

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "A Little Girl with a cut on her hand! Lisa must be getting des..."

#STAB!#

Charon: "You seem to keep forgetting the rules of anime."

"She could've sent them..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:07 pm

(POV : Lancer, sitting on a rock under a night sky, looking up at a particularly reddish star...)
Lancer: "Ground Control to Major Tom...you've really made the grade."

Have fun, David, rocking with those Spiders From Mars....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:05 am

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "A Little Girl with a cut on her hand! Lisa must be getting des..."

#STAB!#

Charon: "You seem to keep forgetting the rules of anime."

That was a good series. And the movie tied everything up nicely! Go watch it all if you haven't!

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Edwards: "A Little Girl with a cut on her hand! Lisa must be getting des..."

#STAB!#

Charon: "You seem to keep forgetting the rules of anime."

"She could've sent them..."

Another great series. And yes, go watch it!

taalismn wrote:(POV : Lancer, sitting on a rock under a night sky, looking up at a particularly reddish star...)
Lancer: "Ground Control to Major Tom...you've really made the grade."

Have fun, David, rocking with those Spiders From Mars....

Some type of song?

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:52 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Edwards: "A Little Girl with a cut on her hand! Lisa must be getting des..."

#STAB!#

Charon: "You seem to keep forgetting the rules of anime."

That was a good series. And the movie tied everything up nicely! Go watch it all if you haven't!

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Edwards: "A Little Girl with a cut on her hand! Lisa must be getting des..."

#STAB!#

Charon: "You seem to keep forgetting the rules of anime."

"She could've sent them..."

Another great series. And yes, go watch it!

taalismn wrote:(POV : Lancer, sitting on a rock under a night sky, looking up at a particularly reddish star...)
Lancer: "Ground Control to Major Tom...you've really made the grade."

Have fun, David, rocking with those Spiders From Mars....

Some type of song?

David Bowie classic: Space Oddity (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o).

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 7:47 pm

The only song covered by an actual astronaut while in orbit.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 7:51 pm

Yeah, I originally was going to have Minmei singing it, but suddenly realized the obvious: Lancer is really the ONLY and PROPER choice to do a David Bowie memorial...
I have no doubt that Lancer would have used DB as inspiration.

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:34 pm

taalismn wrote:Yeah, I originally was going to have Minmei singing it, but suddenly realized the obvious: Lancer is really the ONLY and PROPER choice to do a David Bowie memorial...
I have no doubt that Lancer would have used DB as inspiration.

Hell wouldn't be surprised if his character was inspired by Bowie.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:00 pm

Meanwhile in the Siberia sector, in a raging blizzard, a pair of strange mecha pass through a portal.

Lise: "Command! We've been cut off by the BETA herd, still no sign of the people they were in contact with!"

Suddenly an Alpha Fighter and a Spartan, with a FAST Pack and a huge Kukuri confornt them.

Anett: (Shield bashes the Spartan) "AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!"

Later...

Believer: "Yeah, Commander! It took us a little longer to subdue them then we planned. My Alpha was a little bit too lightweight for what we were fighting. Also Avakuh Khan-Shung is not used to fighting on his back..."

Avakuh: "I'm not used to fighting insane females..." :nh:

Believer: "Anyway, Doc's got the red-head strapped down on triple-Setsuna dose of trancs. The blond claims she's an officer in something called the STASI?"

Jones: "Weren't they the secret police group wiped out by the Germans during the Unification Wars?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:28 pm

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:Yeah, I originally was going to have Minmei singing it, but suddenly realized the obvious: Lancer is really the ONLY and PROPER choice to do a David Bowie memorial...
I have no doubt that Lancer would have used DB as inspiration.

Hell wouldn't be surprised if his character was inspired by Bowie.

I believe the Vampire Hunter D artist, Yoshitaka Amano, who CLEARLY was influenced by David Bowie, also once did a render of Lancer(who shares D's androgynous looks, down to the red lips, pale skin, and occasionally skintight punk-clothing). It's even more relevant, given that Amano is also fond of ballet-style opera rednerings, especially of actors-as-fauns.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:05 pm

Tollivar: "Watchtower here! Massive force crossing our perimeter zone!"

Jones: "How massive?"

Tollivar: "Radar can't count them all! They've been joined by Mass Production EVAs!"

Jones: "Right. Declare condition Buttkiss! Deploy everything we have! Issue weapons to all personnel! Reinforcements?"

Vanitch: "Tokyo 3 says we're on our own! Still trying to get a hold of the Pathfinders, Mauve Squadron and MCH #69."

Jones: "The Deep Ones?"

Meanwhile, in the South Pacific...

37[sup]th[/sup] Bridge Bunny Equivalent #1: "Beachmaster capsizing!"

Pitcher: "What about Morgan?"

37[sup]th[/sup] Bridge Bunny Equivalent #2: "Typhus and Musashi, exchanging fire..."

Aboard the Typhus...

"INCOMINGTORPEDOS!!!"

Morgan: "Countermeasures! All stern tubes! Load forward tubes with Reflex Multi-Warhead! Prepare to surface! Flight Ops! Open hanger doors and launch all mecha as soon as we brake the surface!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:09 pm

(Down below...)

Charon: "Oh well...might as well watch the show." (Grabs a bowl of popcorn and starts munching)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:44 pm

Major Jones: "It's sad that even in the initially super-competent UEsG universe, we still exist as the pariah unit...."
"I agree wholeheartedly."
Jones: "Shut the hell up, Gendo."(flips the bird to the former NERV commander frozen up to his neck outside Jones' office window)