taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:" Man this SLBM targeting system is better then atari!, look at all the bright lights that show up when I press this button! "
Inadvertently flushing the torpedo tubes ironically launches a HARPOON strike on the two mercenary ASW frigates closing in on their position.
37th Deep Ones Crewmember: " Captain the two ships that just got sunk, were they are of the Chinesse Feedertion fishing fleet? "
Captain Morgan: " What are you talking about, we DID NOT sink those two ships. "
37th Deep Ones Crewmember: " But Sir we did, the logs of our fire control and targeting systems CLEARLY show that we where the ones who launched the Harpoon sites on this two ships. "
Captain Morgan: " Umm yes, you could be right, I want you to conduct a visal inspection of our forward tropeddo tubes from the inside just to be sure that there is no malfuction in our fire control and targeting systems. '
37th Deep Ones Crewmember: " Yes Sir I'get right on it. "
Capatain Morgan: " Good Lad I knew I could depent on you. "
*five Minutes later*
Captain Morain: " Purge all forward torpeddo tubes. "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "