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*Alex Romero sees his first physical concepts:"Hey! I'm big, I'm bulky! I look like..Oh gawd, I look like Ben Dixon on steroids! The biggest, shortest-lived comic relief in the whole first story arc! Hey, dude, I don't want wanna die in some pointless reflex energy blast! Come on, have a heart! Give me some looks that don't say 'big, lovable, disposable gump!'..
Hey, good, new character concept..I look young, svelte, like I'm going to go places! Yep, I'm going to be the best buddy who last---wanna mean, 'dies in a firey Reflex energy blast?!' the BEST PAL! Doesn't that have script immunity or something?...Oh, you're giving that role to Scott Bernard...Ohkaaayyyyyyyy......I'm scrreeeweeedddd..."

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You are right I didn't consider that aspect Whipped4073! Holey cow! :shock: :eek: :? I can see REF people screaming for their mommies! :D


that just brings too many images of Ariel/Marlene & Scott into my mind... :eek:


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LOL Great one Taalismn! :lol: :lol:

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Aramanthus wrote:
You are right I didn't consider that aspect Whipped4073! Holey cow! :shock: :eek: :? I can see REF people screaming for their mommies! :D


that just brings too many images of Ariel/Marlene & Scott into my mind... :eek:


:eek: :eek: :eek:

That is just TOO wrong... :eek: :shock:

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I didn't way a thing. Someone else pointed it out. I was originally making a Dark Lord reference. :eek: :shock: It's not my fault!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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NOw we know why the Regent was rather RELIEVED when his wife decided to leave him... :D

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hey, some of us like that sort of thing!

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Ewwww.... gross :shock: :eek:

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*Alex Romero sees his first physical concepts:"Hey! I'm big, I'm bulky! I look like..Oh gawd, I look like Ben Dixon on steroids! The biggest, shortest-lived comic relief in the whole first story arc! Hey, dude, I don't want wanna die in some pointless reflex energy blast! Come on, have a heart! Give me some looks that don't say 'big, lovable, disposable gump!'..
Hey, good, new character concept..I look young, svelte, like I'm going to go places! Yep, I'm going to be the best buddy who last---wanna mean, 'dies in a firey Reflex energy blast?!' the BEST PAL! Doesn't that have script immunity or something?...Oh, you're giving that role to Scott Bernard...Ohkaaayyyyyyyy......I'm scrreeeweeedddd..."


Kind of reminds me of the old Looney Tunes cartoon where Daffy is criticizing the artist who is drawing him and at the end it was Bugs doing it. :lol:

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Comrade Corsarius wrote:
hey, some of us like that sort of thing!

Bring it on, Regis!


You can have the slugs, I'll stick with humans. :lol:

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Nxla666 wrote:
Comrade Corsarius wrote:
hey, some of us like that sort of thing!

Bring it on, Regis!


You can have the slugs, I'll stick with humans. :lol:


Yeah, it's not like they have tentacles or anything...

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Sorry, that kind of slipped out... :D


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Now now! No pulling a Londo Mollari! :D

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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Lt Colonel Fury wrote:
taalismn wrote:
*Alex Romero sees his first physical concepts:"Hey! I'm big, I'm bulky! I look like..Oh gawd, I look like Ben Dixon on steroids! The biggest, shortest-lived comic relief in the whole first story arc! Hey, dude, I don't want wanna die in some pointless reflex energy blast! Come on, have a heart! Give me some looks that don't say 'big, lovable, disposable gump!'..
Hey, good, new character concept..I look young, svelte, like I'm going to go places! Yep, I'm going to be the best buddy who last---wanna mean, 'dies in a firey Reflex energy blast?!' the BEST PAL! Doesn't that have script immunity or something?...Oh, you're giving that role to Scott Bernard...Ohkaaayyyyyyyy......I'm scrreeeweeedddd..."


Kind of reminds me of the old Looney Tunes cartoon where Daffy is criticizing the artist who is drawing him and at the end it was Bugs doing it. :lol:


What WASN'T seen in the Battle for Reflex Point...

*Borg Cubes
*The Yamato/Argo blowing up...
*Invid and REF mecha slamming into the Fourth Wall like bugs on a windshield...

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Scene:Rick, Lisa and Minmei standing in front of the wrecked SDF-1
Minmei:Don't worry about me I'll be all right.
Rick and Lisa turn away toward the SDF-1 as Minmei walks away.A large chunk of the SDF-1 falls on Minmei.

Ben,Lisa,and Rick in the zentraedi cell.
Rick:I you sure this is gonna work?
Lisa:yes rick this will work.
Ben:I still say I should at least wear some thing over this teddy.

Scene:The 15th A.T.A.C in the masters ship.
Louie:Lt. I got movement.
Dana:Talk to me louie
Louie:Ahh. I'm getting multiple readings in front and behind.
Sean:Where I don't see nothing.
Angelo:He's right there's nothing back here.
Louie:Look I"m telling you somethings moving and it at us.

Director:cut! okay who switched the script?
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this is great stuff, keep it coming.

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*SCott's resistance group gets ambushed in the snowstorm...
Scott:"All of you! Over the edge! I'll cover you!"
(Everybody goes sliding down the hill...then it's Scott's turn...)
Annie:"Where's Scott!?"
(suddenly an enormous snowboulder comes rolling past them, a set of arms and legs sticking out of it, and off-screen...)
(Meanwhile Sera's so convulsed with laughter the humans succeed in escaping, chasing after their fearless(and thoroughly frost-bitten) leader...)

Sorta related...

Sera: (thoughts)"What is this I'm feeling...?"
Corg: "Comic relief, I think it's called..."
Regis:"Or gas..."

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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lancer yells out has anyone seen my pink tutu I mean my aww crap now everyone knows I have one.


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ROFLMAO!!! Those were all some great ones! Please keep them coming!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Scene:Ben,Rick and Lisa in the Zentraedi cell.
Rick:I think this would work better Lisa.
Ben:Yeah,This should work it would defiantly get my attention.
Lisa:Oh,All right.I'll do it.
(Cell door opens and Lisa pulls open her top)
Max:whoooa. :shock: That's awsome!

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LOL Very good!


How about another slight variation in this theme.


Scene: Ben, Rick and Lisa in the Zentraedi cell.
Rick: I think this would work better Lisa.
Ben: Yeah, this should work, it would get my attention.
Lisa: Oh ok.
(Cell door open and the person opening see three full moon.
Max: Oh! :eek: :shock: I think I'm going to go blind! :?

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Scene: yellowdancer enters stage to do one of his songs he starts to sing and dance when he turns around his tigts rip :oops: He quickly makes a dash for the exit of the stage and falls showing everyone his exposed pink lacy panties. Scott yells out dear god thats were those went :oops:


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ROTFLMAO! keep them coming.

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-Yellow Dancer pulls off her top to reveal HE'S Lancer...
Rand wolf-whistles.
(sudden silence, save for a single cricket chrp as everybody turns and looks at Rand)
Rand: "What?!"

At the dam in 'Annie's Husband'

Lunk: "Now do we pull the level UP to close the spillway, or DOWN, or does that dump ALL the water?!"
Scott: "ARGH! This operation manual's written in RUSSIAN!!!"
(Meanwhile)
Village Spearman: (quietly)"How long before we tell'em we know how to work the whole thing ourselves?"
Old Man:(Listening to cursing coming from control shack)"A few more minutes...let'em panic a few more minutes...We haven't had this much fun in YEARS..."

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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At the dam in 'Annie's Husband'

Lunk: "Now do we pull the level UP to close the spillway, or DOWN, or does that dump ALL the water?!"
Scott: "ARGH! This operation manual's written in RUSSIAN!!!"


Congratulation on purchase of water-restraint system. With good use long life of water-restraint may be becoming. Please be making warranty card at time of purchase and place this manuel in safe place for future use

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Comrade Corsarius wrote:
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At the dam in 'Annie's Husband'

Lunk: "Now do we pull the level UP to close the spillway, or DOWN, or does that dump ALL the water?!"
Scott: "ARGH! This operation manual's written in RUSSIAN!!!"


Congratulation on purchase of water-restraint system. With good use long life of water-restraint may be becoming. Please be making warranty card at time of purchase and place this manuel in safe place for future use



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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Characters: Scott Bernard & Lunk

Scott: Ummm, Lunk.

Lunk: Yeah Scott.

Scott: Just because you pilot the Beta for me doesnt mean you always have to be behind me.

Lunk: Well, I just got kinda used to it, and I want you to feel you can always count on me to have your back.

Scott: I appreciate that, but I'm in the shower, so feel free to take a break.

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Shadow Chronicles:
-The REF fleet scrambles to confront the new threat and charges up their Synchro-Cannons, when a red wave of light surges out from the alien ships and bathes the entire Human force...

REF Admiral: "What the he--?!"
(Gasps of astonishment as everybody on the bridge realizes they're naked...)
REF Admiral: "ARGH! Those alien PERVERTS!!!! FIRE AT WILL!!!"
(Meanwhile, on the Haydonite flagship)
Haydonite Commander: "You BIT-BRAIN! I meant fire the Disruptor Wave, not the Disrober Wave!!!"
Haydonite Underling: "But THEY got a copyright infringement suit signed out against us! I had no choice!!"
(gestures to a Cylon Centurion in the back, with red eye sweeping back and fro, a tie around its neck, and a legal attache case clutched in one hand)
Haydonite Commander:(watching the incoming and unabated REF fire) "Well %^*76#!"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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And now for a Robotech-ized version of a very funny skit...

Nova Satori: As the executor of Col. Edwards’ Estate, I have empowered to read Col. Edwards last will and testament.
Roy Fokker: Well, get on with it! The bars open soon.
Minmei: Oh, poor TR! Waah!
Rick: There, there Minmei!
Louie: How predictably boring.
Dr. Zand: I never worked for a kinder man.
Nova: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Louie: I knew it.
Roy: Hah, hah, hah, hah.
Nova: I, TR Edwards, being of sound mind and body --
Roy: That's a laugh! Hah, hah, hah, hah...
Nova: -- do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows: To my overly emotional sister Minmei-
Minmei: Waahh!
Rick: Minmei, darling, he's talking about us.
Nova: -- who grubbed with her husband Rick, grubbed for everything they could get from me and then shed crocodile tears when I needed sympathy; to Minmei I leave... a boot to the head.
Roy: Hah, hah, hah, hah!
Minmei: A what ? (A boot flies from an ejector port on the wall.) Ow!
Rick: Minmei, are you okay?
Nova: And another boot to her wimpy husband Rick.
Rick: (THUMP!) Ow!
Nova: Ah, but still, you are my sister. You have both admired my Veritech Fighter, and since I no longer need it --
Minmei: Oh, dear TR, he's too kind!
Nova: -- I bequeath... another boot to the head.
Minmei: What? (THUMP!) Ow!
Roy: Hah, hah, hah, hah!
Nova: And another one for the wimp.
Rick: (THUMP!) Ow!
Nova: Next, to my alcoholic brother-
Roy: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head.
Nova: -- to dear Roy, who has never actually flown a day in his drunken life --
Roy: I'm covering up my head!
Nova: -- I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.
Roy: Really?
Nova: And a boot to the head.
Roy: (THUMP!) Oh!
Nova: And another for Minmei and the wimp.
Minmei: (THUMP!) Uh!
Rick: (THUMP!) Ow!
Nova: Next, to my know-it-all nephew, Louie --
Louie: This is so predictable.
Nova: I leave a boot to the head.
Louie: (THUMP!) Uh! I knew it.
Nova: And one for Minmei and the wimp.
Minmei: (THUMP!) Ow!
Rick: (THUMP!) Oh!
Nova: This takes care of family obligations. And now, to Dr. Zand --
Dr. Zand: Oh, ah, I don't want nuthin'.
Nova: -- who took care of me faithfully these many many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea --
Dr. Zand: Oh, I didn't mind.
Nova: To Dr. Zand, I bequeath... a boot to the head.
Dr. Zand: (THUMP!) Oh!
Nova: And one for Minmei and the wimp.
Minmei: (THUMP!) Ah!
Rick: (THUMP!) Oh!
Nova: And so, to my pollinator Mittens, I leave my entire, vast... boot to the head.
Mittens: (A Zentraedi-sized boot flies out the wall and hits a pollinator and sends it flying) Mroooow!
Nova: And finally, to Nova, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid infant Invid TO BE PLACED IN HER TROUSERS!!! (growling...) Uhh! Huh! Huh! Huh! (panicking...) And, and, and I leave my entire estate of ten billion dollars to the people of Macross City so they can afford to move somewhere decent


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...Okaaaayyyyyy...THAT was different.... :lol:


Zand: "ARRGGHHH!!! I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!First I'm effectively an evil clone of Lang, then I'm Igor, then I'm Batou's whimpier brother, I'm either on Earth breathing down Dana Sterling's neck or I'm on Tirol breathing down T.R. Edwards' neck! I don't mind the fact that I get extra hours every time I get mentioned in a script, but COULD SOMEBODY JUST GIVE ME A STEADY STORYLINE!!!????? Not just pen me in whenever somebody needs 'depraved mad scientist type'?!? That's it! If my demands aren't met, I'm going for that job offer from 'Desperate Housewives'...at least I'll get some live fan service there, and not pedopiliac or necrophiliac ennuendo!"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!!!! Those were hysterical! Please keep them coming!

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*Minmei(at the end of 'To the Stars': "After all we went through, Rick, after all I did for you...you betray me like this! You make me SOOOO angry, and you won't like me when I'm angry!"
(Suddenly her skin turns green, and she bursts out of her clothing in a fit of protoculture/steroid-fuelled growth)*RRRRAARRRGGGHHHH!!!"

Rick:(Grabbing Lisa)"RUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

(the last shot of the hand closing the photo album shows a long shot of Minmei-Hulk charging after Rick and Lisa as they haul for the horizon...)

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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*Robotech: Macross:

-Minmei is found in the compartment of the SDF-1 alongside the remains of _Mockingbird_ and Rick Hunter's bloated, discoloring corpse...

Minmei:(bewildered)"He missed the tuna, but instead he snagged some bad blowfish..."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Captain Gloval:::Leads a large crowd towards a window in the zentraedi space station building the SDF 2::: "Ladies and gentlemen if you look out those windows you can over see the production area where the SDF 2's paint job is being completed as we speak."

The crowd looks out and sees a huge fabulously large and powerful starship with massive weapons emplacements painted to look like Minmei. Several people faint. Everyone still conscious turns to look at Captain Gloval.:::

Captain Gloval :::just shrugs his shoulders and says::: "We found out it wasn't her singing that won the battle, it was her looks".....

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Phew... for a minute, I thought we wouldn't get any today... :D


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Phew... for a minute, I thought we wouldn't get any today... :D



You'll get some, even if we have to....

(spotlight comes on, illuminating Lynn Kyle who is precariously balancing on a highwire...)

....drop this man into a vat of creamed spinach!

Kyle: "HEY!"

Highwire: *Snap*

Kyle: "YYYYaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!....(#GLOURCHHH#)"


...just for a cheap thrill!

Kyle: (weak)"...mmmorp..hate spinach...hateithateithateit...blopp.....""

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!! Very good ones Taalismn!

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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I'll drop Lynn Kyle into creamed spinach anyday for a cheap laugh...or any excuse...

Now to set up up some vats of strained beets, tapioca, rubber cement, and mashed squash just in case...Maybe cranberry sauce in anticipation of Thanksgiving?

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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batlchip wrote:
Scene:Ben,Rick and Lisa in the Zentraedi cell.
Rick:I think this would work better Lisa.
Ben:Yeah,This should work it would defiantly get my attention.
Lisa:Oh,All right.I'll do it.
(Cell door opens and Lisa pulls open her top)
Max:whoooa. :shock: That's awsome!

To continue...
Zentraedi:What are you doing?
Lisa(embarrest):Flashing you...why?
Zentraedi:Sorry. It's just not working for me.
Lisa(angry):Why NOT?!?!
Zentraedi:You're too old.Sorry
Rick:I think I'll stick with Minmei.
Lisa:WHAT!!!*Strangles poor Rick*

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-Sigging of rungok-
-Scenario 2-
(Demon 1):Woah, the hell happened to you?
(Demon 2):got my ass kicked by some guy with a knife and a handgun
(Demon 1):What? you gotta be kidding me!
(Demon 2):Thats what i was thinking...

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-The Zentreadi carefully scrutinize terrestrial transmissions for clues as their opponents' strengths and weaknesses...
Cut to Breetai, Dolza, and Exedore watching a monitor screen intensely...

Breetai: "They have their own cloning capabilities?!"
Screen: "...Let's Do the Time-Warp, AAGGAAIINNNNN!!!!"
Dolza: "THEY HAVE TIME TRAVEL!!!???"
Exedore: "They're insane!!!"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
-The Zentreadi carefully scrutinize terrestrial transmissions for clues as their opponents' strengths and weaknesses...
Cut to Breetai, Dolza, and Exedore watching a monitor screen intensely...

Breetai: "They have their own cloning capabilities?!"
Screen: "...Let's Do the Time-Warp, AAGGAAIINNNNN!!!!"
Dolza: "THEY HAVE TIME TRAVEL!!!???"
Exedore: "They're insane!!!"


Dolza: It's astounding.

Breetai: Time is... fleeting.

Exedore: Madness takes it's toll.

Khyron: But listen closely

Azonia: Not for very much longer

Dolza: I've got to keep control!

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ROFLMOA!!! Those were very funny! :lol: Please keep them coming!

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

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*Zor Prime...after getting his memories back...
"I'm sorry, Dana...I remember EVERYTHING...including what the Regis looks like under her robes....After remembering THAT, I have no choice but to kill myself!"

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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LOL Pretty funny! :lol: Please keep them coming.

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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The Robotech Masters standing in profile, looking down at the Macross Mounds...
"Soon the prize will be ours..."
"We must have the Protoculture to survive..."
"Those who control the Spice control the Universe..."
(the other two stare at the last)
"What?!"

Meanwhile...
Dana Sterling: (looking in her bathroom mirror)"Great...I wonder if blue within blue eyes are some sort of late puberty Zentraedi thing....and why do I have this sudden urge to transfer to the Desert Squad?"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Meanwhile...
Dana Sterling: (looking in her bathroom mirror)"Great...I wonder if blue within blue eyes are some sort of late puberty Zentraedi thing....and why do I have this sudden urge to transfer to the Desert Squad?"


Dana: Dana Sterling!
(A wall explodes nearby)

Nova: We'll have to find you a nickname of some sort.

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Dana (re the masters ships): Wow, you came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

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taalismn wrote:
Meanwhile...
Dana Sterling: (looking in her bathroom mirror)"Great...I wonder if blue within blue eyes are some sort of late puberty Zentraedi thing....and why do I have this sudden urge to transfer to the Desert Squad?"


Dana: Dana Sterling!
(A wall explodes nearby)

Nova: We'll have to find you a nickname of some sort.


Just wait until she starts having prescient visions.

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"I dont know what a 'kwe-zac-sader-ack' is, but its kinda catchy."

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New Transfer to Desert Squad: "Dang, on the size of your earthworms, you got us in Texas beat!"

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Another new transfer to Desert Squad: Hey guys, blue eyes is all the go here, huh?

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