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:::This spherical ship about a mile accross slowly makes its way thru the zentraedi debris ring around the earth. I descend towards the surface. Nothing can hide the incredible bombardment scars from the reflex weaponary used on the planet less than 24 hours ago. The ship comes down to lightly touch the surface near what used to be New York, NY. A massive door opens and a gargantuan figure steps from the ship. His purple armor made of material that would make most MDC armors seem light as a feather. Moving his pnderous head around to examine the damage to earth. His voice sounds reverberating with both hunger and anger.::: "Even barbeque sauce can't make this mess taste good. I shall make those who interfered with my meal pay.................So swears Galactus!"

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

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*Rook cyclone-leaps into the air...and promptly wraps herself around the microphone gaff...
"Fifth one today" moans a sound technician

*The Regis's shadowy form poses in the center of the Hive, gesturing grandly..."This world on which we will evolve to our ultimate form!(does a grand open arm gesture)(*SNARFFF!!!**off-camera scream*)...Oops...sorry about that...I didn't devolve him too badly, did I?"
(Offcamera):"...squeak...?"

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LOL Excellent Taalismn!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Scott, Rand, and Annie are speeding through the tunnel 'exit'(or so they think) of the Gensis Pit when they come to its end...
...Instead of an exit, or a tropical jungle on the other end, they come screaming out of a pair of doors(*CRASH!*) onto a small command balcony...In their surprise they run over a shocked looking guy in red-tinted sunglasses and a beard(*WHOMMP!*), before they plunge(Annie: "YYYIIII!!!!") over the edge of the balcony, past another command deck and the astonished bridge bunnies there(Rand: "WHHHOOOOHHHH!!!!"), off three large computer banks on the next level(*CLANG!*), off onto another level(**SLAMMM!!!), and finally out (*SCCCREEECHHH!!!!**)a pair of doors(Scott: "Look, Rand! 'EXIT'!"*WHAMPF!!!) at the front of the cavernous room, and disappear(*VVVrrrooommmm...)...
The grey-haired man who avoided being run over on the uppermost level looks at the roadkilled form of his commander, then gazes up into the eye...
Fuyutsuki: "Well, Anno, was THIS in your scenario?"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Huh! It sounds funny! I'm just not sure of the other characters mentioned.

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Aramanthus wrote:
Huh! It sounds funny! I'm just not sure of the other characters mentioned.


Neon Genesis Evangelion, written by Hideaki Anno...described by various fans, because of the depressing series ending, as 'one messed up sod'.

Killing Gendo(the commander) has been a fan pastime for years....

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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What We DIDN'T See on the Bridge of the SDF-1...

*Lisa and Claudia playing rock-scizzors-paper to see who gets to fire the Main Gun this time around...

*The Bridge Bunnies tapping into the secret surveillance cameras in the pilots' locker rooms...

*Gloval fortifying his coffee from a hip flask...

*The techs playing tennis on the lower deck holo-display(or the basketball hoop mounted just under the rim of the bridge deck)

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Scene:After the battle with Dolza's fleet.Miriya's VT lands and out jumps a little red headed girl who looks at a shocked Max and says"What're you stupid?" :-P

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Claudia: "Sir, it seems Miriya's accomplished her original mission with regards to Max Sterling.."
Gloval: "WHAT?! You mean...!!?"
Claudia: "Yep..rough sex..."
Rick: "Thought it would be her cooking that would get him..."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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LOL!!! Ouch poor Max! He should have told her no handcuffs. :D

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, I guess so ;)

No handcuffs, no ropes, no whips, no chains... One can only imagine what she might be into for kinky. :lol: :P :D

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And don't forget to ban any plastic bags! :shock: :? :)

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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And don't forget to ban any plastic bags! :shock: :? :)


........and car batteries with jumper cables!!!! :eek:

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And don't forget to ban any plastic bags!


........and car batteries with jumper cables!!!!


And the licroice whips! :eek: :shock: :? :)

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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...hmmm...if vanilla candles are supposed to be stimulating...
...Then a flamethrower would be better!

"Ah, napalm...smells like...foreplay!"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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As long as she doesn't mistake the cobalt limpet mine for something more tantalizing... :D


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whipped4073 wrote:
As long as she doesn't mistake the cobalt limpet mine for something more tantalizing... :D



"Our marriage is guaranteed to be...what is your Micronian phrase...ah, a 'BLAST!'"

"I really don't want to explain, nor experience, the difference between autoerotic asphyxiation and explosive decompression..."

(Okay, that's as close to the line as I'm willing to go on this theme... :shock: )

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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As long as she doesn't mistake the cobalt limpet mine for something more tantalizing... :D



"Our marriage is guaranteed to be...what is your Micronian phrase...ah, a 'BLAST!'"

"I really don't want to explain, nor experience, the difference between autoerotic asphyxiation and explosive decompression..."

(Okay, that's as close to the line as I'm willing to go on this theme... :shock: )


You started it. :P

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Lt Colonel Fury wrote:
You started it. :P


Like Rook and Rand playing 'chicken' with a cobalt charge?
Rook: "20 second timer...first one to hit the disarm, loses!"
Rand: "You're on."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ROFLMAO!! Very good! We dodged the bullet there! :D

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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ROFLMAO!! Very good! We dodged the bullet there! :D


*BLAM*

Rick Hunter looks down the length of the giant Zentraedi rifle he's got slung over his shoulder at the Zentraedi trooper who's looking shocked at the dead micronian in his hand.....
"Oops.."

Maybe not...

Breetai: "These micronians...they'd kill their officers before letting them fall back into our hands?!"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Oh no!!!! I helped kill Lisa! :( Dam, why couldn't it have been Minmei!!! :D It should have been Minmei!!!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Marcus: "Here, Scott, try this!"
Scott: "What is it?"
Marcus: "It's Zarayba, it's an alien drink! Don't ask what's in it, though..."
Alex: "Praxian rum and Invid blood."
Scott: *PPPFFHHEWWPHT!!!!!*
Marcus:(having just been tagged)"Alex, I'm going to have to kill you."
Scott: "-I-'m the one who's going to kill him!"
Ariel:(coming up behind Scott)"Not if I get him first."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Marcus: "Here, Scott, try this!"
Scott: "What is it?"
Marcus: "It's Zarayba, it's an alien drink! Don't ask what's in it, though..."
Alex: "Praxian rum and Invid blood."
Scott: *PPPFFHHEWWPHT!!!!!*
Marcus:(having just been tagged)"Alex, I'm going to have to kill you."
Scott: "-I-'m the one who's going to kill him!"
Ariel:(coming up behind Scott)"Not if I get him first."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one :D

Ew :D

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Location: The bridge of the Sky Ship "Zephyr"
Scene: Yet another failure to deliver appropriate lines by Scott.

director: Cut!! Bernard! This time get it RIGHT! Everyone reset places..... aaaaaand...... ACTION!

Clapperboard guy: Ghost town battle scene *sigh* Take fifty-three. (clack)

Music cranks up from slow-motion. Scott zooms in with his Alpha, blasting away at Invid left, right, and centre.

Scott: Holy mackeral, batman, there's MORE of them!

Director: CUT! Bernard! Not again!

*groans from the camera crew, cut to Lancer in his alpha, who mouths the word 'amatuer' to the cameras*

Regis (off camera, to director): Look, guv, if we're through needlessly slaughtering my children in the name of art for the fifty-third time, I'm off to the pub. Come on, lads, who's for a pint?

*much cheering amongst the cast and crew*
Lunk: Aye, that'd be grand.

Rook: You bloody ripper. I could do with a cold one.

Annie:Thank goodness. I'm sick of playing that awful little girl. After being in this business for thirty-seven years.... *sigh* I'm really rather not so partial to that horrid brew you all seem to fill yourselves with every afternoon. Have they any champagne and strawberries?

Rand: Y'know, annie, I like you an' all, but sometimes your high-falutin' ways... (leaves shaking head)

Director (on the phone):'.....just walked out, Carl. Yes, to the PUB. Can't you hear what I'm saying?..... uh huh... yeah, well we could try, but when they get liquored up..... uh huh..... no, this time she took a bunch of enforcers with her......

fade to black.

(edit) I was inspired to do this one by Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman, two actors who are often cast in the role of americans or Canadians, but who, when at home, speak with a totally different accent. David Tennant is another that springs to mind. (edit)

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-The Invid are raizing Manhattan;

Enforcers walking along the street, when one of them totally vaporizes two unoccupied taxi cabs...

Enforcer 1: *"?!"*
Enforcer 2: *"They're always cutting you off when you don't want them...but when you need one? Where are they?!"*

-Regis: "Alright, whose bright idea was it to set up a Genesis Pit under New York City without my authorization?!"
(camera pans to see a giant albino alligator with its teeth in the Regis's robe)

-Rand: "Don't the Invid know that if you put a big bright round thing on top of a building in this city, people are going to want to bring it down?"
Scott: "You think we should for New Year's?"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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ROFLMAO!!! Those were some great ones! Please keep them coming!

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

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-Scott Bernard's Bachelor Party....The Aftermath...
Bernard: "Marcus...I am NEVER leaving any sort of event planning up to you ever AGAIN..."
Marcus:(dazed): "How was I supposed to know....?! I'm scarred for LIFE!!!"
Louie:"At least we know where the Regis went now..."

(meanwhile)
Ariel: "MOTHER!!!!!!!"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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It almost sounds as if we need to look at what happened at "Poor Scott's Bachelors party. I know I'd love to know where this occured! :D

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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well, it sounds more interesting than him waking up naked, covered in shaving cream and tied to a telegraph pole 10km out of town.

:D er, not that I know anyone that's happened to or if I did had anything to do with it :D

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I'd get up in the morning and watch the sun rise over the yardarm of my sky-ship as the sails billowed in the breeze and the land slid by 300-odd metres below. I'd grasp the mahogany ship's wheel, turn her nose a few points back onto the line, and feel pity for all those poor bastards below who have to work for a living. - My idea of the good life in Rifts.

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Comrade Corsarius wrote:
well, it sounds more interesting than him waking up naked, covered in shaving cream and tied to a telegraph pole 10km out of town.

:D er, not that I know anyone that's happened to or if I did had anything to do with it :D



Or stranded out in an emergency shelter on the moon's surface without an EVA suit(or clothes)....

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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I bet you don't know anything Comrade! :D Just like you don't know anything about those missing three minutes. 8)

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Hmmm...he shouldn't have been staring so hard into the Haydonite's flashing optic...

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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LOL Now that could explain those three missing minutes. :lol:

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Haydonite Infiltrator: "You are no match for our superiority! Just look at this flashing light.."

Grant:(slipping on black sunglasses)"WAaaayyy ahead of you there..."(shoots the Haydonite dead).

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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I bet you don't know anything Comrade! :D Just like you don't know anything about those missing three minutes. 8)


There is a hole in my mind?

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Comrade Corsarius wrote:
Aramanthus wrote:
I bet you don't know anything Comrade! :D Just like you don't know anything about those missing three minutes. 8)


There is a hole in my mind?


Doctor Lang: "I am afraid the Fold Generators have disappeared."
Gloval: "Disappeared?!"
Doctor Lang: "Yep...POOF! Just like that!...Though we did get a nice set of Avenger torpedo bombers in return..."

Rick: "Control, would you quit playing that *^#@^*! five note sequence over and over on my radio?! It's driving me insane!!!"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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ROFLMAO!!! That was a cute one Taalismn! And that must be the reason you are missiong three minutes Comrade!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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"EeeTeee...Phone Hommmmmeeeee"
(REF Cycloner looking down at the prostrate Invid Scout holding up its one remaining claw...):"Nice try, slug, but you just ain't cute enough to pull that off effectively..."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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But couldn't that invid be flying the bird to the cyclone rider? :eek: :shock: :)

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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"Hey! He's right! As if we need ANOTHER reason to shoot'ya!"
*BLAM*

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Comment: Even the great thinkers and writers in history messed up sometimes.
Scene:A squad of cyclones moving through a forest they are passing by
a clump of trees.When it is suddenly blown to bits.The leader of the squad flings himself in a mud hole.When nothing else happens he gets up and asks the soldier who fired.
Captain:What was that for?
Soldier:It moved sir.
Captain:What moved?
Soldier:That Shock trooper. It moved sir.
Captain:What shock trooper?
Soldier:The one that moved sir.
Captain:There's nothing moving around here.
Soldier:Not now sir. I killed it.
Captain:(Looks at the camera)And now for something completely different.

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Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
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Who is foolish
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:::An old fashioned armored knight carrying a rubber chicken walks onto the scene and hits the soldier with the rubber chicken. Then he walks out of the scene.:::

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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*Shadow Chronicles:
-Marcus Rush Saves Maia Sterling, throws her cockpit pod at the Ark Angel, then turns around to face off against the pursuing Haydonites....

-And fails to see Maia go sailing past the Ark Angel...
-Doesn't see Maia slam into a closed airlock door because he never bothered telling anybody ELSE what he was up to...
-Doesn't see Maia do a bull's eye into one of the Ark Angel's thrusters...

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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LOL I think she'd need sun screen 3,000,000PF for the last one there.

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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-Marcus Rush goes up in a blaze of glory...or so he thinks...
Marcus: "Marlene!"
Marlene: "Marcus...You little thwatt! oF ALL THE DUMBASS INSPIID THINGS TO DO! WAY TO GO, LITTLE BROTHER! SCREAMING LIKE A LOON, CARRYING ON LIKE SOME SORT OF HOLY AVENGER...DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU -ANYTHING- IN COMBAT SCHOOL?! AND BEATING UP ON POOR SCOTT LIKE THAT! YOU NEED A REMINDER IN -MANNERS-, YOU BRAT!"(proceeds to get him in a headlock and noogies him while kicking him in the backside...for a small woman, Marlene is basically beating the snot out of Marcus...)
(Suddenly)
Marcus: "I'm alive?!...(sees affirmatives from onlookers)...Thank GOD! I'm not too eager to die either..."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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*Battle of Reflex Point

Regis:"Hmmm...the force is strong in...THAT one!"
Commander Taylor: (*Daryl...You're screwed*) "Eh? Who said that?! Whattya mean 'I'm scr-YARRGHHH!!!"(as every Invid in the area dogpiles him)

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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ROFLMAO!!! So the Regis is dressed in black armor and has a respirator sound coming from her? That would be a hysterical way of seeing her in a spoof! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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ROFLMAO!!! So the Regis is dressed in black armor and has a respirator sound coming from her? That would be a hysterical way of seeing her in a spoof! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I can just see the whip -- I mean, see it now... :D


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You are right I didn't consider that aspect Whipped4073! Holey cow! :shock: :eek: :? I can see REF people screaming for their mommies! :D

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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