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Vader: "My grandson is such a whiny, little brat." :nh:


Vader: "It's gotta be from that nerf herder my little girl married."
Han: "HEY!:

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Unread postPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:58 pm
  

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Lisa: "Who are these guys?"
Rick: "I don't know. I heard they come from a galaxy, far, far away."

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Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.


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Unread postPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:05 pm
  

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Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.


THey then pay a visit to the Darheel embassy....

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Unread postPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:50 am
  

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Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.


THey then pay a visit to the Darheel embassy....


Then took a visit to a wretched hive of scum and villainy. They must be cautious.

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Unread postPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:09 am
  

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Then took a visit to a wretched hive of scum and villainy. They must be cautious.


Wendy's?

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"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."

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Unread postPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:42 pm
  

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"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."


Regess: :D "Come in, come in! There's soda in the fridge, bed-time is at nine! They're allowed one story before bed. I'll call if I'm going to be late. Byeee!" :D

Invid: "Mmmmmmooooommmm!!!" :eek:


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Unread postPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:00 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."


Regess: :D "Come in, come in! There's soda in the fridge, bed-time is at nine! They're allowed one story before bed. I'll call if I'm going to be late. Byeee!" :D

Invid: "Mmmmmmooooommmm!!!" :eek:


Annie: (Grins evilly...) "What to do? What to do?" :twisted:
Invid: "We need a distraction...Miss, there's Corg, over there!" (Invid scatter in every direction...)
Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: :shock: :frazz: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"

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Unread postPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:57 pm
  

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Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: :shock: :frazz: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"



I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment.
On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:
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Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: :shock: :frazz: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"



I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment.
On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....


(Some time later...)
Corgie-Poo: :frazz: (Bursts through a door on his hands and knees...) "Protocultue, save ME! (Suddenly an unseen force drags Corgie-Poo back...) Mother, SAVE ME!"

(Meanwhile...)

Regess: "I'm sure Annie has the situation under control"

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Unread postPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:48 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
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Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!"
Corgie-Poo: :shock: :frazz: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"



I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment.
On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....


(Some time later...)

Corgie-Poo: :frazz: (Bursts through a door on his hands and knees...) "Protocultue, save ME! (Suddenly an unseen feces drags Corgie-Poo back...) Mother, SAVE ME!"

(Meanwhile...)

Regess: "I'm sure Annie has the situation under control"


"Another pinacolada?"


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Unread postPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:26 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:

"Another pinacolada?"


Regess: "hic Yes, please, and don't stop. I wanna be here as long as possible. You don't have to raise SSSSOOOOOO many kids. hic"

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Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"

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taalismn wrote:
Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"


Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?"
Invid: "Uh huh."
Annie: :twisted: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!"
Invid: :shock: :frazz:
Corgie-Poo: :frazz: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."

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Corg: "You're a sexual predator!"
Annie: "Am not! Never, between us, has the issue of sex ever come up. You're just my beachball, my stress-relief squeezer, my paddle-ball."
Corg: "So you admit you're deliberately abusing me!"
Annie: "No, I'm -trolling- you. Scott...he MIGHT abuse you, but these days I think he'd just full-payload you to get you to shut up the hell up, because you chew the scenery too much. I'm doing everybody else a favor, because full Alpha-Beta missile massacres tend to mess up the landscape. So be a good boy and give me a foot rub, because I'm the better deal and you know it."

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Regess: "Should I check up on the children? Nah, I'm sure they're fine!"

(Meanwhile...)

Invid #1: "What is she doing?! I can hear Corgi screaming! Should we see..." (Creeps up to door and opens it, peers into living room...sees Corg rubbing Annie's nasty-smelling feet...) :puke:
Invid #2: "What's happening?!"
Invid #1: "Corg seems to be...doing things to the human! Naughty things!"
Invid: :puke:
Annie: "Yes; right there, YES! THAT'S THE SPOT!"
Corg: :puke:

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Annie: "I'll have you know I regularly bathe my feet in rose water and lavender."
Then why is Corg cringing?
"Pepper spray makes a great motivator, and the Regis never evolved her kids to have a resistance to it."

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Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:37 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
"Another pinacolada?"


I'm not sure how she would feel about being cloned in a Invid Genesis pit, especially if the Regis has had one to many.

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"...in retrospect, asking the Regis to 'make me a milkshake' was a mistake..."
"Have you guys found ANY uncontaminated DNA of his we can use for the recloning?!"

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Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!"
Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..."
Grant: "'Ooops'?!"
Louie: :oops: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one."
Grant: :badbad: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"

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taalismn wrote:
Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!"
Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..."
Grant: "'Ooops'?!"
Louie: :oops: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one."
Grant: :badbad: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"


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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!"
Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..."
Grant: "'Ooops'?!"
Louie: :oops: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one."
Grant: :badbad: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"


Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Of course, you realize as time slows down approaching the event horizon, you don't actually fall in."


"You DO, however, get chewed up in relativistic-velocity'ed plasma and spit back out as bursts of x-rays."
"Oh fun-fun all around."

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Mr. Taylor: "Let's test that..." (Drops hologram towards black hole...)
Waashu: :twisted:
Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!"

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"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"

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taalismn wrote:
"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"


"Camouflage, Sir?"

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"


"Camouflage, Sir?"


Meanwhile....
lt. Capt. Wolf Frakken of the UX-01 was too busy laughing himself silly to actually make a shot at the ridiculously-color-schemed starships he found passing near his patrol area....

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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
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taalismn wrote:
"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"


"Camouflage, Sir?"


Meanwhile....
lt. Capt. Wolf Frakken of the UX-01 was too busy laughing himself silly to actually make a shot at the ridiculously-color-schemed starships he found passing near his patrol area....


(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)

LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken: :shock: :frazz:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"

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Arnie100 wrote:

(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)

LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken: :shock: :frazz:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"


,,,but it turned out to be the 37th, lost again, sideswiping them.

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taalismn wrote:
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(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)

LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken: :shock: :frazz:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"


,,,but it turned out to be the 37th, lost again, sideswiping them.


"What did we just hit?!"
"I don't know...let's just get out of here!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Arnie100 wrote:

(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)

LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken: :shock: :frazz:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"


,,,but it turned out to be the 37th, lost again, sideswiping them.


"What did we just hit?!"
"I don't know...let's just get out of here!"


Reges: "Odd, I don't remember having any sub shaped bath toys."


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Arnie100 wrote:

(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)

LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken: :shock: :frazz:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"


,,,but it turned out to be the 37th, lost again, sideswiping them.


"What did we just hit?!"
"I don't know...let's just get out of here!"


Reges: "Odd, I don't remember having any sub shaped bath toys."


Ariel and Sera: :shock: "MOM! TMI!"

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Well, the Regent had a more impressive collection of float-toys in his hot tub....

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Captain Morgan: (Stepping away from the parascope, having just seen the Regent naked) "Well, Number One, you've got the conn. If anyone asks, I'll be in my quarters, gouging my eyes out." :shock:


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SRoss wrote:
Captain Morgan: (Stepping away from the parascope, having just seen the Regent naked) "Well, Number One, you've got the conn. If anyone asks, I'll be in my quarters, gouging my eyes out." :shock:


"Isn't TWO eyepatches taking the whole pirate thing a bit too far?"
"It's my inner eyes I'm trying to get blind drunk."

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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"What was Capt. Morgan doing looking at a naked Regent?!"
:eek: :puke:

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Regent's taking a long relaxing soak in his tub, and idly reaches out to grab a bath toy to squeeze away some stress-
"GULK--!" :eek:
The Regent looks at the rather boneless-looking black haired human in his grasp while his tired brain sluggishly puts the numbers together...
"EDWARDS!!! QUIT LEAVING YOUR STUFF ALL OVER MY PLACE!!!!"

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"GREAT SCOTT!"
(An Alpha Fighter gets bombarded with toilet paper rolls.)
Scott Bernard: "I wish they'd quit doing that." :|

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:04 am
  

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taalismn wrote:
"GREAT SCOTT!"
(An Alpha Fighter gets bombarded with toilet paper rolls.)
Scott Bernard: "I wish they'd quit doing that." :|


Rand: "Wait til curling season..."


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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:00 am
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"


Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?"
Invid: "Uh huh."
Annie: :twisted: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!"
Invid: :shock: :frazz:
Corgie-Poo: :frazz: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."


Must admit every time i read Corgie-Poo, what comes to mind is:


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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:52 pm
  

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SolCannibal wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"


Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?"
Invid: "Uh huh."
Annie: :twisted: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!"
Invid: :shock: :frazz:
Corgie-Poo: :frazz: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."


Must admit every time i read Corgie-Poo, what comes to mind is:


Regis: "Corg! I've finally found your new form! :D


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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:20 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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Regis: "Corg! I've finally found your new form! :D


"I'm sorry, 'Mister Corg', you look nothing like your passport photo..."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:58 pm
  

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Rook: "Annie! Just because you saw it on RWBY doesn't mean you can actually stuff a corgi in a mailing tube!!!"

Corg: "Arf! Arf!" (Translation: Please kill me)


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Unread postPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:33 am
  

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Blooper Studios Security Guard: "Damn it...every time the Regis evolves or DE-volves MIster Corg, we have to reset his biometric security pass data! Doesn't that woman realize that yoyo'ing people's specs like that has CONSEQUENCES?"
Guard 2: "So...you gonna tell her to stop?"
Guard 1: "HELL no. That's what producers are for. Dealing with diva rants and outrages. OH DAMN IT, speak of the devil, check security scanner 7! Looks like Miss Annie's trying t smuggle Corg out again in a poster tube!"
Guard 2: "Want me on it, sir?"
Guard 1: "Yeah...at least remind her to put air holes in it, preferably BEFORE the ASPCA gets the wrong idea and sends us another complaint."
Guard 2: "Last time we sent them evidence that it was Corg, As I recall, their response was to send us a fully charged cattleprod."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:27 am
  

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How to Tell When Lang has had a Few Too Many.


He enhances the girls Halloween costumes with Protoculture... AGAIN!!!


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Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:59 pm
  

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How to Tell When Lang has had a Few Too Many.


Three words... SONG ACTIVATED SUPERWEAPONS!


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Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:24 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
How to Tell When Lang has had a Few Too Many.


Three words... SONG ACTIVATED SUPERWEAPONS!


"It looked like a good strategy to enhance guerilla cells disguised as bands at the time..."


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Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:50 pm
  

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Minmei with Villkiss, be afraid, be VERY afraid. :frazz:


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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:09 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Minmei with Villkiss, be afraid, be VERY afraid. :frazz:


Not of the movie is "SNAKES IN VERITECHS".

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:40 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Minmei with Villkiss, be afraid, be VERY afraid. :frazz:


Not of the movie is "SNAKES IN VERITECHS".


Snakes: "Slither you fools! Palladium hired Samuel L. Jackson!!!"


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