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Unread postPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:51 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
Actually, a surprising number of ASC units turned pirate during this period...the 37th was just the most blatant about it(and arguably with better cause than most).
There was, for instance, the 15th ATAC's brief foray into movie-pirating which, unfortunately, ended before Louie Nichols could discover and delete the entire approved shooting script for the Martian Mystery Women(or whatever the hell it was called-4th wall op ed).
Less well-known was the black market op run out of Monument City GMP HQ from Lt. Nova Satori's desk....every time the GMP tracked it down to its source, they mistakenly assumed that it was another GMP unit's black op and, figuring that their colleagues wouldn't appreciate having their sting op blown by another GMP unit, extended professional courtesy and quietly erased the trail that led them to MC GMP HQ to begin with.
The shortest rogue unit incident was the mutiny of the 32414th('Savage Chickens') Tactical Squad, whose brief moment of rebellion ended when the commanding officer of the unit, while dramatically gesturing with a hand grenade whole declaring the unit's decision to become bandits, inadvertently armed and dropped the device into the ammunition crate on which he was standing, in the middle of the fuel depot that all six members of the 32414th had gathered to finalize the plans of their secession from the UEDF. The resulting explosion and loss of life was blamed on 'human carelessness'.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Chief Toombs: (Doing a victory dance...) "HAH! They're blaming the German guy! Ahahhahahah!"
Deck Officer: "TOOMBS!" :x
Chief Toombs: "Ah, s**t..." :shock:


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Unread postPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:28 pm
  

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He must have bribed the doctor doing the RDF's random drug testing.



More like.."Can't be bothered! Working on SCIENCE here! Top priority, cannot be disturbed! Besides, I am -the- authority on robotechnology."

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Unread postPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:16 pm
  

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He must have bribed the doctor doing the RDF's random drug testing.



More like.."Can't be bothered! Working on SCIENCE here! Top priority, cannot be disturbed! Besides, I am -the- authority on robotechnology."


He was *cooking* protoculture long before it became popular in mainstream drug culture.

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BSS Lieutenant: (Peeking in Lang's quarters) "I thought Meth Labs were dangerous."


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Unread postPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:41 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
BSS Lieutenant: (Peeking in Lang's quarters) "I thought Meth Labs were dangerous."


"Last time we raided one of these protocoke labs, I ended up waking up in a flowerbed in Helsinki. The lab was in Niagra Falls."

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Unread postPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:52 pm
  

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THINGS NOT TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE


Mind-Altering Drugs.

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Unread postPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:12 pm
  

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THINGS NOT TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE


Mind-Altering Drugs.


WWWWWell...considering Zor did the equivalent of setting a remote-controlled machine gun in the truck of his car...

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Unread postPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:28 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS NOT TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE


Mind-Altering Drugs.


Antibiotics

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Antibiotics


"So you're recommending napalm for a staph infection?"

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Unread postPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:52 pm
  

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Antibiotics


"So you're recommending napalm for a staph infection?"


"White Phosphorus would be better."
:shock: (Runs away screaming...)

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Unread postPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:40 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
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Antibiotics


"So you're recommending napalm for a staph infection?"


"White Phosphorus would be better."
:shock: (Runs away screaming...)


"Sterilizes the operating field right nicely too!"

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Unread postPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:08 pm
  

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"Who's in charge of operating room right now?"
"Who else?"
:shock: :frazz:

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Arnie100 wrote:
"Who's in charge of operating room right now?"
"Who else?"
:shock: :frazz:


"Louie, you should know better than anybody else that 'rocket science' is not the same as 'brain surgery'."
"Oh come on, it's just a matter of engineering with different materials, right?"
"And THAT is why I'm re-checking my ASC HMO."

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Unread postPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:18 pm
  

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Zentraedi fleet defolds over Earth and fires a salvo that obliterates the island and the fortress.

"YOU FOOLS! I SAID FIRE A WARNING SHOT! NOT DESTROY THEM!!! WHAT HAPPENED!?!"

"Lucky shot sir!"

"Who made this man a gunner?" :nh:


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SRoss wrote:
Zentraedi fleet defolds over Earth and fires a salvo that obliterates the island and the fortress.

"YOU FOOLS! I SAID FIRE A WARNING SHOT! NOT DESTROY THEM!!! WHAT HAPPENED!?!"

"Lucky shot sir!"

"Who made this man a gunner?" :nh:


Tommy: "That wasn't how it was supposed to go..."

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Unread postPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:32 am
  

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SRoss wrote:
Zentraedi fleet defolds over Earth and fires a salvo that obliterates the island and the fortress.

"YOU FOOLS! I SAID FIRE A WARNING SHOT! NOT DESTROY THEM!!! WHAT HAPPENED!?!"

"Lucky shot sir!"

"Who made this man a gunner?" :nh:


Tommy: "That wasn't how it was supposed to go..."


Khyron: (not anywhere near the solar system)"I have a sudden sensation of being abruptly and preemptively marginalized and losing an opportunity to grab center stage..."
Grel: "Like you realize you're likely to spend the rest of your existence as just another face in the crowd, a faceless mook in the slow gray grind of life, never to achieve anything truly history-worthy, despite your best efforts to distinguish yourself?"
Khyron: "Exactly!"

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:49 pm
  

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Robotech Master: "We came all this way for NOTHING?!"

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Unread postPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:15 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
Robotech Master: "We came all this way for NOTHING?!"


Karno: "...we got nothing in the fuel tanks either...."

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Robotech Master: "We came all this way for NOTHING?!"


Karno: "...we got nothing in the fuel tanks either...."


Musica & her Sisters: "We just signed a record deal. You old farts are on your own."


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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Robotech Master: "We came all this way for NOTHING?!"


Karno: "...we got nothing in the fuel tanks either...."


Musica & her Sisters: "We just signed a record deal. You old farts are on your own."


Minmei: "What?! NONONONO! I'M THE ONLY MUSICAL TALENT IN THIS GALAXY!" :x :x :x

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Unread postPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:28 am
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Robotech Master: "We came all this way for NOTHING?!"


Karno: "...we got nothing in the fuel tanks either...."


Musica & her Sisters: "We just signed a record deal. You old farts are on your own."


Minmei: "What?! NONONONO! I'M THE ONLY MUSICAL TALENT IN THIS GALAXY!" :x :x :x


Hel: "But you went up with the island. Now hurry up with the mead, there are honoured dead to serve." :twisted:


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T.R. Edwards: "They're dead?! I'm FREE!!!!! FREE AT LAS-" :lol:
(at that moment the railing of the service balcony in the Grand Cannon shaft that Edwards is leaning against gives way, sending him plummeting to his death)

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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(Down Below...)

Edwards: (Falling from Up Above...) "AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Charon: "Had to jinx it, didn't you?"

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

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Unread postPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:32 pm
  

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(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)

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And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:22 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)


Edwards: "How'd you end up here!?!"

Regent: "The Regess caught me ogling Azonia." :(


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SRoss wrote:
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(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)


Edwards: "How'd you end up here!?!"

Regent: "The Regess caught me ogling Azonia." :(


(Both Edwards and the Regent turn to Khyron...)

Khyron: "Azonia caught me ogling her." :nh:

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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
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(Down Below...)

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "I'm alive....I'M AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!"

(hit by a falling T.R. Edwards)


Edwards: "How'd you end up here!?!"

Regent: "The Regess caught me ogling Azonia." :(


(Both Edwards and the Regent turn to Khyron...)

Khyron: "Azonia caught me ogling her." :nh:


Everybody: "CORG!?!"

Corg: "Well, Mom made peaceful first contact with the remaining Earthers."

Dolza: "How did you die?"

Corg: "I needed something for an Adrenalin surge, so I tried snowboarding."

Karno: "Sounds pretty lame."

Corg: "Down Everest."


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SRoss wrote:

Everybody: "CORG!?!"

Corg: "Well, Mom made peaceful first contact with the remaining Earthers."

Dolza: "How did you die?"

Corg: "I needed something for an Adrenalin surge, so I tried snowboarding."

Karno: "Sounds pretty lame."

Corg: "Down Everest."


Kyle: "Oh, please...I got killed by a falling Edwards...THAT'S lame!"
Everybody: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Kyle: :cry:

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Robotech Master: "Have we arrived at Earth yet?"
Science Master: "No, milord! The Zentraedi map coordinates must be in error! This 'Earth' is nowhere at the specified location!"
RM: "What? Let me--YOU IDIOTS! You're reading the charts BACKWARDS! This puts us...on the other side of the galaxy from where Earth REALLY is!"
SM2: "...I better check the fuel gauges again...we calculated for the shortcut, not the scenic route."

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: :shock: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at LucasFilm...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: :shock: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Lucas Film...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"


(Meanwhile in an office at Harmony Gold)

Tommy: :shock: "Umm, HIDE!"


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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: :shock: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Lucas Film...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"


(Meanwhile in an office at Harmony Gold)

Tommy: :shock: "Umm, HIDE!"


(Above Harmony Gold's office building...an alien battlefleet appears in orbit...)

Dolza: "Are you sure we're at the correct coordinates this time?"
Navigator: "Yes, Milord!"
Dolza: "Then order all ships to open fire!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
(In an effort to quickly launch his battlefortress, Zor forgets to properly set the coordinates...)

Regent: "I wonder where that battlefortress went to?"

(Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...over the the planet known as Coruscant...the battlefortress reaches its final destination...)

Emperor Palpatine: :shock: (Spotting the battlefortress before it slams into his palace...) "F**k me...I have not foreseen this!"

(Meanwhile in an office at Lucas Film...)

George: "What the --?! Where did THAT come from?!"


(Meanwhile in an office at Harmony Gold)

Tommy: :shock: "Umm, HIDE!"


(Above Harmony Gold's office building...an alien battlefleet appears in orbit...)

Dolza: "Are you sure we're at the correct coordinates this time?"
Navigator: "Yes, Milord!"
Dolza: "Then order all ships to open fire!"


(At that point, the Imperial Fleet jumps out of hyperspace and attacks Dolza)

Vader: "There are the one's responcible for the death of our Emperor! Destroy them!!!"


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(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)

Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!"
Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)

Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!"
Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"



Vader vs Lawyer...you're missing a bet here......

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
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(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)

Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!"
Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"



Vader vs Lawyer...you're missing a bet here......


Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren."
Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"

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Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren."
Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"


"You DO realize this means every badass in the megaverse is now going to line up to see how you measure up to your grandpa, don't you?"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren."
Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"


"You DO realize this means every badass in the megaverse is now going to line up to see how you measure up to your grandpa, don't you?"


Kylo Ren: "I'll be as great or greater then he is! You'll see! I hope..."

(Meanwhile on a planet called Ach-To...)

The Last Jedi: (Staring at Force Ghost Obi-Wan...) "That's what my nephew's become?!"
Force Ghost Obi-Wan: "Sad, isn't it?" :nh:

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"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!"
Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:51 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!"
Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"


"Next up...Kal-El of the Planet Krypton!"
Kylo: "Ppfftttt...he's just a guy in blue spandex and a red cape. What can he -- he can fly?!"

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Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:03 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!"
Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"


"Next up...Kal-El of the Planet Krypton!"
Kylo: "Ppfftttt...he's just a guy in blue spandex and a red cape. What can he -- he can fly?!"


"Next up... Tanya von Degurechaff!"
Kylo: "Is this a joke!?! She's just a li"

#BBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!#


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"Next up...The Incredible Hulk!"
Hulk: "HULK SMASH!!"
Kylo: :shock: "Mother..."

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"Next straight from England is ALUCARD!"
Kylo: "Oh come on! I can't even feel the Force in h-GGGGAAAHHHHHHH"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Next up! From Japan, Hime!"

Kylo: "Oh, come on! She's just a high school girl with a bow..."

#THUNK!#


"Ouch! right between the eyes!"

Kylo: "Ung."

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"Next up...GOKU!"

Kylo: "This one looks ea -- (Sucker punched right in the gut...) AAAGGGHHH!!"
Vegeta: "Hurry up, Kakarot! Bulma and Chi-Chi are waiting for us."

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Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:48 pm
  

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"Presenting...Annie LaBelle!"
Kylo: "ANOTHER little girl?! No, I'll strike fir-"*BLAM!*
Annie: "I LOVE rocket launchers! How about you?"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:27 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
"Presenting...Annie LaBelle!"
Kylo: "ANOTHER little girl?! No, I'll strike fir-"*BLAM!*
Annie: "I LOVE rocket launchers! How about you?"


"Annnd now, Lisa Hayse Hunter!"
Kylo: "What now, you're going to na..."
Lisa: "FOR HELIUM!!!"

#SLASH!#


Kylo: "So that's what my bottom half looks like..."


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Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!'
Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!"
Kylo: :shock: :cry:

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Unread postPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:43 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!'
Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!"
Kylo: :shock: :cry:


Cut to: A line of challengers stretching out to the horizon.


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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!'
Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!"
Kylo: :shock: :cry:


Cut to: A line of challengers stretching out to the horizon.


Luke: "I couldn't have been that bad..."
Vader: "My grandson is such a whiny, little brat." :nh:

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