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"So basically we took an extinct volcano in the Hawaiian Islands ad turned it into a massive mass driver for propelling pineapple into orbit?"
"Yep, we're calling it the Hawaiian Grand Cannon!"

Tirolian Helmsman: "<OH$#!+!!!> THEY'RE THROWING -CHUNKS- AT US!!!"

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 3:45 pm
  

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934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 5:37 pm
  

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934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

Especially when you freeze them rock hard and accelerate them to a good percentage of light speed in deep space.
Yeah, Newton's the meanest bastard in space.

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 7:11 pm
  

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934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

Especially when you freeze them rock hard and accelerate them to a good percentage of light speed in deep space.
Yeah, Newton's the meanest bastard in space.


935. When used in this manner, pineapples are considered to be weapons of mass destruction.

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:40 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Arnie100 wrote:
934. Pineapples are to be considered dangerous weapons.

Especially when you freeze them rock hard and accelerate them to a good percentage of light speed in deep space.
Yeah, Newton's the meanest bastard in space.


935. When used in this manner, pineapples are considered to be weapons of mass destruction.


I won't assign this as 935.....it and the previous post really belong as add-ons to 933.

Ideally you want each numbered 'things not allowed to do' item to be a stand-alone truth or pertinent point, rather than run-on from a previous number. It tightens it up, prevents redundancy, and forces you to come up with fresh material for each new number.

As dumb as the material is/is depicting, you have to think of them as being in the format of commonsense primer or military manual of 'don't you dare #### up like this, you primitive screwheads!'.

Just my nitpick for quality bloopers.

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Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."


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Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."



"Now try it with the Pina Coloda."

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 24, 2017 10:15 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."



"Now try it with the Pina Coloda."


Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"


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Unread postPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 12:34 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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Veldt: "It's ... <Fizt> ... Not ... <Pop> ... Fair ... <Fizzil>"

"Wow! Who knew Pineapple juice would do that to Haydonite circuits."



"Now try it with the Pina Coloda."


Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"


Over the P.A.: "...If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain...If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape...I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape..."
(People start singing along to the catchy beat...)

Pina Co Leda: :shock:

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 1:25 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:

Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"


Isn't she supposed to be fetish-fodder in the upcoming chapters of Gate? Left behind and tossed in chains/prison when Rabbit-maniac moves in behind the emperor she's setting up for the big fall? Cue Evil Mastermind Gloating Over the Damsel In the Torn Tunic and Heavy Irons.

I suppose we should be grateful the whole damned Empire didn't have drink-themed names.
"Greetings, I am Gaius Rumflip, Centurion! And this is Lance-Centurion Tiberius Jackdaniels! I'd introduce you to Proconsul Alles Mickey, but he's unconscious just now!"

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 11:37 pm
  

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(Edwards' Office, Monument City...)

Over the P.A.: "...Come on baby, don't fear the reaper...Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper...We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper...Baby I'm your man..."


Edwards and Kyle: :shock:

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Unread postPosted: Fri May 26, 2017 10:28 am
  

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(Edwards' Office, Monument City...)

Over the P.A.: "...Come on baby, don't fear the reaper...Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper...We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper...Baby I'm your man..."


Edwards and Kyle: :shock:


Minmei: (A block away, peering at them through a high powered sniper rifle) "Hmm ... Needs more cowbell."


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Unread postPosted: Fri May 26, 2017 2:12 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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(Edwards' Office, Monument City...)

Over the P.A.: "...Come on baby, don't fear the reaper...Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper...We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper...Baby I'm your man..."


Edwards and Kyle: :shock:


Minmei: (A block away, peering at them through a high powered sniper rifle) "Hmm ... Needs more cowbell."


Edwards' office goes up in a very contained thermobaric mushroom cloud.
Minmei: "...Lisa...you're ruining my groove..." :badbad:

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Unread postPosted: Fri May 26, 2017 4:38 pm
  

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(The Hunter Quarters...)

Lisa: (On her phone...) "Thanks for the Pineapples, Claudia! They were great for taking out the trash!"
Rick: :shock:

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:55 pm
  

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935. Some things should stay dead...

Edwards: "I'm telling you, Lancer's Rockers was given the short shift, with the right cross-marketing it could be great!" :-D

Kevin: "Um, how did you get in here?"

Edwards: "Just think about it! ... NEW FROM MATTEL! ROBOTECH: SOUND FORCE!!!"

Kevin & Mattel Rep: :shock: :shock:

Later...

Charon: "Well, that's new... Stabbed in the chest with a GI Joe action figure, and beaten to death with a ROBOTECH: The Shadow Chronicles book."


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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 1:42 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
935. Some things should stay dead...

Edwards: "I'm telling you, Lancer's Rockers was given the short shift, with the right cross-marketing it could be great!" :-D

Kevin: "Um, how did you get in here?"

Edwards: "Just think about it! ... NEW FROM MATTEL! ROBOTECH: SOUND FORCE!!!"

Kevin & Mattel Rep: :shock: :shock:

Later...

Charon: "Well, that's new... Stabbed in the chest with a GI Joe action figure, and beaten to death with a ROBOTECH: The Shadow Chronicles book."


Even Kevin has a limit...BTW, shouldn't that be Hasbro?

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 5:04 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
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935. Some things should stay dead...

Edwards: "I'm telling you, Lancer's Rockers was given the short shift, with the right cross-marketing it could be great!" :-D

Kevin: "Um, how did you get in here?"

Edwards: "Just think about it! ... NEW FROM MATTEL! ROBOTECH: SOUND FORCE!!!"

Kevin & Mattel Rep: :shock: :shock:

Later...

Charon: "Well, that's new... Stabbed in the chest with a GI Joe action figure, and beaten to death with a ROBOTECH: The Shadow Chronicles book."


Even Kevin has a limit...BTW, shouldn't that be Hasbro?


Possibly, but I seem to remember something ROBOTECH with the Mattel name on it...


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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 5:36 pm
  

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That was Matchbox, LOL. Hasbro is G.I. Joe and Transformers.

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 5:39 pm
  

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That was Matchbox, LOL. Hasbro is G.I. Joe and Transformers.


"My toyfu is lacking..." :roll:


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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 5:52 pm
  

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Matchbox Rep: "Dammit! I hoped they forgot about us!"

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Matchbox Rep: "Dammit! I hoped they forgot about us!"


I lost a Matchbox Excalibur and Gladiator to a college post office robbery before I ever got to see them. Was never able to get them replaced. :(
Had to settle for n Invid Trooper and a Phalanx, which were pretty poor build-wise.

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935a. It doesn't matter who pitches the idea to the toy reps, it's still bad...

Minmei: "So for this Sound Force thing I'll need a band... Well, I guess I could get Musica and her sisters, and we already know Lancer looks good in a dress... I wonder if Bowie would be willing to cross dress?"


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Unread postPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 10:53 pm
  

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935a. It doesn't matter who pitches the idea to the toy reps, it's still bad...

Minmei: "So for this Sound Force thing I'll need a band... Well, I guess I could get Musica and her sisters, and we already know Lancer looks good in a dress... I wonder if Bowie would be willing to cross dress?"


Bowie: "Oh; heck, no!" :eek:

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936: Just because our new generation ships LOOK like they're made from Lego blocks, doesn't mean they ARE made of Lego blocks.
936a. Ensign Wiseacre's repair of the starboard thruster housing of the UESS Billund was a matter of plugging a hole, not reconstructing the actual structure. He just happened to have a lot of plastic bricks and quick-set epoxy close at hand...and a good incentive to plug the hole.

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937. Play-Doh is not an acceptable building material.

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 9:55 pm
  

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937. Play-Doh is not an acceptable building material.

938. However, Supper Putty *is* an acceptable building material.


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Unread postPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 11:59 pm
  

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937. Play-Doh is not an acceptable building material.


Welshy: (Chief Engineer of the Gargoyle) "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!"


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Sean: (Looking a Dante) "Good God Man! What happened!!!" :shock:

Angelo: "Gnea replaced by Berry White with the Wonder Woman Theme..." :frazz:

Sean: "I think we all should be worried."

Bowie: "Why?"

Sean: "She's over there talking with Marie and Musica, and it looks like they're planning something"

Gnea, Marie & Musica: (Looking their way) :demon: :demon: :demon:

Sean, Angelo & Bowie: :eek: :eek: :eek:


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(39: The official code designation of ASC Strategic Command is NOT 'Lardass Lair', 'Bald Mountain', 'the Bulk Zone', nor 'the Brass Bunker'. Nor are the command codes for releasing strategic nuclear weapons for action Field Marshal Leonard's clothing measurements.

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(39: Nor are the command codes for releasing strategic nuclear weapons for action Field Marshal Leonard's clothing measurements.


Technician: :shock: "Those weren't the command codes?! Oopsie..."

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Technician: :shock: "Those weren't the command codes?! Oopsie..."


"The biometric ID isn't a retinal scan, it's a beam of light reflected off Leonard's head." :|
"HEY!" :badbad:

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IceGuard calling ASC HQ...

Jones: "Ice Cube to Wide Load, Ice Cube to Wide Load, come in, over."


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Leonard: "Alright, who wired my trousers to make a loud warning beep everytime I backed up?!" :x :badbad:

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Leonard: "Alright, who wired my trousers to make a loud warning beep everytime I backed up?!" :x :badbad:


Chief Toombs: "Her name was Sterling, I swear! SHE MADE ME DO IT!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Leonard: "Alright, who wired my trousers to make a loud warning beep everytime I backed up?!" :x :badbad:


Chief Toombs: "Her name was Sterling, I swear! SHE MADE ME DO IT!"


"First Fokker, and now Sterling? I'm detecting a pattern, Toombs."

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.


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Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.


"You've all been assigned there; too.'
Mauve Squadron: :shock: :eek: :cry: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.


"You've all been assigned there; too.'
Mauve Squadron: :shock: :eek: :cry: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Unfortunately, Ice Guard still remembers when Mauve Squadron was assigned to nuke Ice Guard.

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taalismn wrote:
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Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.


"You've all been assigned there; too.'
Mauve Squadron: :shock: :eek: :cry: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Unfortunately, Ice Guard still remembers when Mauve Squadron was assigned to nuke Ice Guard.


Ice Guard: :twisted: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (Doctor Evil-style...)

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Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!" :shock:

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!" :shock:


(Back at Monument City, ASC-HQ...)

Leonard: "Finally, I'm rid of them!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock: (Looking at the entirety of Mauve...) "ALL of you?!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!" :shock:


(Back at Monument City, ASC-HQ...)

Leonard: "Finally, I'm rid of them!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock: (Looking at the entirety of Mauve...) "ALL of you?!"


Mauve Squadron Member:"Oh look! There's the watch I thought I'd lost during the Morlock infestation on the old SDF-1. I musta dropped it last time I was here."

Though historically, unless Leonard was somehow in the background during Mauve Squadron's misadventures during the post-Rain of Death period, there's little canonical documentation in the original Parkhyn material that Leonard had either any particular reason or opportunity to come into contact with, or acquire a dislike of Mauve Squadron. The Mauves would have been under the remaining RDF(old terminology) command structure until they transited to become the UEEF/REF and the ASC assumed the role of the UEDF. They were still effectively Somebody Else's Problem from the Southern Cross command viewpoint.

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!" :shock:


(Back at Monument City, ASC-HQ...)

Leonard: "Finally, I'm rid of them!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock: (Looking at the entirety of Mauve...) "ALL of you?!"


Mauve Squadron Member:"Oh look! There's the watch I thought I'd lost during the Morlock infestation on the old SDF-1. I musta dropped it last time I was here."

Though historically, unless Leonard was somehow in the background during Mauve Squadron's misadventures during the post-Rain of Death period, there's little canonical documentation in the original Parkhyn material that Leonard had either any particular reason or opportunity to come into contact with, or acquire a dislike of Mauve Squadron. The Mauves would have been under the remaining RDF(old terminology) command structure until they transited to become the UEEF/REF and the ASC assumed the role of the UEDF. They were still effectively Somebody Else's Problem from the Southern Cross command viewpoint.


Actually there appears to be time mix up here ... Chief Toombs is the illegitimate son of the original Mauve Squadron's Toombs. Miazaki's Mauve Squadron was formed after the battle of Reflex Point as part of the UEEF's reorganization. It's made up surviving pilots and newbies who's assigned squadrons were decimated, both to give them a home and newly minted Captain Miazaki squadron to command.

Leonard was long dead when these guys came into being.

Fitting more in with New Generation's Mauve Squadron, shortly after the transport blows up, the IceGuarders learn it wasn't actually carrying Mauve Squadron, but in fact a supply of coffee. Cut to an enraged Jones chasing his men around the base with a wrench and a murderous look.


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Fitting more in with New Generation's Mauve Squadron, shortly after the transport blows up, the IceGuarders learn it wasn't actually carrying Mauve Squadron, but in fact a supply of coffee. Cut to an enraged Jones chasing his men around the base with a wrench and a murderous look.


The post-Invid Occupation restoration governments were restoring international air traffic, including polar overflights. Somebody in the Warm went without their dose of the Sacred Bean....

OR, this is post-disclosure, and Jones actually legitimately ordered the stuff through open contacts with the Warm. That would make him REALLY mad. :x

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
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Fitting more in with New Generation's Mauve Squadron, shortly after the transport blows up, the IceGuarders learn it wasn't actually carrying Mauve Squadron, but in fact a supply of coffee. Cut to an enraged Jones chasing his men around the base with a wrench and a murderous look.


The post-Invid Occupation restoration governments were restoring international air traffic, including polar overflights. Somebody in the Warm went without their dose of the Sacred Bean....

OR, this is post-disclosure, and Jones actually legitimately ordered the stuff through open contacts with the Warm. That would make him REALLY mad. :x


Jones: (Approaching the Defender pilots) "Gentlemen? You've all just volunteered to replace Tollivar, sexing Norcas for Vearia."


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Jones: (Approaching the Defender pilots) "Gentlemen? You've all just volunteered to replace Tollivar, sexing Norcas for Vearia."



"'Hungry' and 'Angry' are NOT Norca genders. Get back there!!"

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(Monument City, ASC HQ...)

Leonard: "What happened to all the coffee?!"
Senior Aide: "They had a caffeine zombie outbreak over at the Ice Guard, Sir!"
Leonard: "Who was responsible?!"
Senior Aide: "Apparently, the 37th..."
Leonard: :x

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(Monument City, ASC HQ...)

Leonard: "What happened to all the coffee?!"
Senior Aide: "They had a caffeine zombie outbreak over at the Ice Guard, Sir!"
Leonard: "Who was responsible?!"
Senior Aide: "Apparently, the 37th..."
Leonard: :x


Leonard: "...WHO?"


Not sure if Leonard's being coy here...he's old enough to be part of the organization that would set up the IG...and maybe had a few folks sent there himself, but I imagine he'd wash his hands of it later and forget about them(as opposed to actively trying to kill them).
He'd also have only a peripheral interest in the 37th, given the side interest the ASC has sunken into naval operations..Mainly what he hears of them are his political allies and an occasional wet-admiral complaining about their depredarions...

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Leonard: "(Glaring at @$$-kiss --; erm, Senior Command Staff...) "Will someone PLEASE tell me exactly who the 37th is?!"
Senior @$$-kiss --; erm, Aide: "Classified, Sir."
Leonard: :x "But I'm the Supreme Commander!"
Senior @$$-Kiss --; erm, Aide: "It's above YOUR pay grade, Sir.'

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Leonard: "(Glaring at @$$-kiss --; erm, Senior Command Staff...) "Will someone PLEASE tell me exactly who the 37th is?!"


"The core unit were a captain and crew hired under Project Bootstrap."

Leonard: "My God, I didn't think any of those idiots were still around."

"Some, we've been filling out their ranks with refuce ever since."


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