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Unread postPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 10:07 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
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913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.


Minmei: "What? You want more Minmei Clones?"


Everyone: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


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Unread postPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 11:19 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.


Minmei: "What? You want more Minmei Clones?"


Everyone: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Minmei: "What? You said -- "

KKKKKKAAAAA-WWWWWAAAANNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Lisa: (Holding a frying pan...) "She needed her ears cleaned out!"
Rick: :shock:

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 11:43 pm
  

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Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 10:09 am
  

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taalismn wrote:
Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...


Don't forget Palladium's attempt... Lancer's Rockers.


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Unread postPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 5:40 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...


Don't forget Palladium's attempt... Lancer's Rockers.



"Have I got a deal for you on some slightly used instrumecha!"

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 1:37 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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Too late....Macross keeps generating them...different faces, even different genders...but it's the same thing...


Don't forget Palladium's attempt... Lancer's Rockers.



"Have I got a deal for you on some slightly used instrumecha!"


Rand: "Check these out, guys! I got a great deal on them!"
Lancer: "I could've sworn I got rid of those!" :shock:
Scott: "What the heck are those?!"
Sera: "Lancer?"
Lancer: "I swear I have no idea!"

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 9:55 pm
  

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Lancer" "Never do product endorsements or sign deals when you're three sheets to the wind after a gig..."

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 9:59 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
Lancer" "Never do product endorsements or sign deals when you're three sheets to the wind after a gig..."


To this day, Kevin Siembieda still considers it well worth five bottles of tequila he had to buy Lancer.


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Unread postPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:01 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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Lancer" "Never do product endorsements or sign deals when you're three sheets to the wind after a gig..."


To this day, Kevin Siembieda still considers it well worth five bottles of tequila he had to buy Lancer.


"Initial deal AND later blackmail material! Priceless."

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 7:39 pm
  

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914. When around Admiral Hunter, never EVER bring up the Petit Cola Incident.
914a. If Admiral Hunter ever starts talking about the Petit Cola Incident, don't walk, RUN, to the nearest emergency exit.

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 10:12 pm
  

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914. When around Admiral Hunter, never EVER bring up the Petit Cola Incident.
914a. If Admiral Hunter ever starts talking about the Petit Cola Incident, don't walk, RUN, to the nearest emergency exit.


914b. It doesn't matter if you're not wearing a spacesuit.

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 10:34 pm
  

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914c. Same rules apply to Dana Sterling and the Prunes Incident.

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Unread postPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 10:43 am
  

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914d. If Minmei starts talking about her experiments with Reggae, the suicide capsul is in your left brest pocket... It's mint flavor, try to enjoy.


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Unread postPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 2:37 pm
  

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914d. If Minmei starts talking about her experiments with Reggae, the suicide capsul is in your left brest pocket... It's mint flavor, try to enjoy.


914e. Same rule applies if Minmei tries to rap.

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Unread postPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:29 pm
  

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915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.

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Unread postPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 11:32 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.


915a. Unless Mauve is involved.

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 12:00 am
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
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915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.


915a. Unless Mauve is involved.


916. Who ever told Toombs it was OK to smoke on the bridge. You get to clean up the blood. - Sammie


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Unread postPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 1:54 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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915. THe SDF bridge lifepods do NOT work on the 'Russian Roulette' system...quit spreading this rumor.


915a. Unless Mauve is involved.


916. Who ever told Toombs it was OK to smoke on the bridge. You get to clean up the blood. - Sammie


917. If it goes wrong, have Mauve clean it up.
918. Make sure Mauve is in the vicinity if you're planning on something. IF it goes wrong, you have a perfect scapegoat.

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 9:30 pm
  

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919. There is no such unit as Ice Guard. Quit repeating urban myths as if they were true.
919a. The Southern Cross Cold Weather Corps has lobbied hard to be recognized for their elite status and they don't like it when people can't get that straight.

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 10:38 pm
  

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919. There is no such unit as Ice Guard. Quit repeating urban myths as if they were true.
919a. The Southern Cross Cold Weather Corps has lobbied hard to be recognized for their elite status and they don't like it when people can't get that straight.


920. Anyone caught using the phrase "It's a go job for Sno-Job!" near the destroid hanger, is gonna get his ass buried in snow.


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921: You are not allowed to dismantle perfectly serviceable and operational mecha just to make frankenmecha with the justification 'they will look cooler'.

922. Quit teasing the wet navy squids about the failure of a truly effective amphibious veritech'. Remember; they have very functional amphibious power armor.
922a. The 'transforming battleship' that exploded last year was a New Hong Kong festival prop, NOT a Sea Squad prototype. Those were fireworks going off, not reactors overloading.

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 11:50 pm
  

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923. The Sea Squad is to no longer assist certain Fourth Wall Gang members in recovering sunken WWII Battleships.
923a. The Fourth Wall Gang will no longer fit said Battleships with anti-gravity generators with the justification 'It looks cool.'


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Unread postPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 1:39 am
  

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923. The Sea Squad is to no longer assist certain Fourth Wall Gang members in recovering sunken WWII Battleships.
923a. The Fourth Wall Gang will no longer fit said Battleships with anti-gravity generators with the justification 'It looks cool.'


924. Those rules are to be disregarded.

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Unread postPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 2:18 pm
  

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Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)

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Unread postPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 3:01 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)


Or just to survive....

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Unread postPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 8:09 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)


Question....What happens when Deadpool decides to come here and visit?


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Unread postPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 8:51 pm
  

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TagsPB wrote:
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Meta-Rule One:
-Don't make numbered references to the Fourth Wall Gang
-Don't make ANY references to the Fourth Wall Gang


(Really, you're confusing the in-universe natives who actually USE the list as a guideline to surviving their service careers)


Question....What happens when Deadpool decides to come here and visit?


He gets kicked into the crossover thread or the Disney lawyers come and drag him back into the Marvel Universe whether he likes it or not.

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He gets kicked into the crossover thread or the Disney lawyers come and drag him back into the Marvel Universe whether he likes it or not.



Hardly stops him from doing wholesale mayhem and trolling for the brief time he manages to linger here.

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:13 am
  

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Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 7:46 pm
  

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Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 11:58 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"


Nova: "Annie, I got a new toy for you! It talks, too!" :twisted:
Chibi-Deadpool: :shock: "DISNEY! TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE!"

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 10:15 am
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"


Nova: "Annie, I got a new toy for you! It talks, too!" :twisted:
Chibi-Deadpool: :shock: "DISNEY! TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE!"


Chibi-Lobo: "Welcome to my hell kid."


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Unread postPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 1:30 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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Until he pisses off Nova Sterling or Sammie...


Dana: "Nice pincushion doll you got there, Nova."
Nova: "T'aint a doll."
Chibi-Deadpool: "...oh, hurt me, baby...!"


Nova: "Annie, I got a new toy for you! It talks, too!" :twisted:
Chibi-Deadpool: :shock: "DISNEY! TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE!"


Chibi-Lobo: "Welcome to my hell kid."


Chibi-Godzilla: (Nods sadly...) SKREEEOONNKKK... (Subtitles: "We've been trying to get outta her for years!")

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925. The Protoculture Chamber is NOT to be used to 'chibify' POWs. Really, there are lawyers circling on this one.
925a. The Regis gets a pass on this one because it's preferable to what she COULD do to what few prisoners the Invid take.
925b. That having been said, escaped/rescued ex-prisoners of the Invid who have been chibified are NOT to be referred to as 'WH40K's missing Squats', and their records are not to be altered to change their species description to 'Squat'.
925c. 'Space Dwarves' is equally unacceptable. Likewise 'Proto-midgets' and 'proto-pygmies'.

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:19 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
925. The Protoculture Chamber is NOT to be used to 'chibify' POWs. Really, there are lawyers circling on this one.
925a. The Regis gets a pass on this one because it's preferable to what she COULD do to what few prisoners the Invid take.
925b. That having been said, escaped/rescued ex-prisoners of the Invid who have been chibified are NOT to be referred to as 'WH40K's missing Squats', and their records are not to be altered to change their species description to 'Squat'.
925c. 'Space Dwarves' is equally unacceptable. Likewise 'Proto-midgets' and 'proto-pygmies'.


926. Disregard rule 925. - Annie :mrgreen:


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927. Annie LaBelle is not in your chain of command. She is especially NOT your commanding officer or in a position to be issuing superseding orders.
927a. If she -is-, the suicide capsule from 914d. may be used without prejudice.

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Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:

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Arnie100 wrote:
Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D


(Inside packaging...)

Chibi-Corg: "I AM STILL AN INVID PRINCE!" :x
Annie: "And they talk, too! They vary from kid-friendly to adult language!" :D

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Arnie100 wrote:
Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D


(Inside packaging...)

Chibi-Corg: "I AM STILL AN INVID PRINCE!" :x
Annie: "And they talk, too! They vary from kid-friendly to adult language!" :D


Plush Chulhu: (As Annie squeezes it in her sleep) "Consider yourself fortunate mortal..."


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SRoss wrote:
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Arnie100 wrote:
Chibi-Corg: "You couldn't have come up with those rules sooner?! Lookit what she did to me! Shut UP, Sera! I am not CUTE, Ariel! I AM AN INVID PRINCE!" :x :badbad:


CUT TO: Chibi-Corg locked in a brightly-colored plastic and cardboard box. and on a shelf...in Annie's room.
Annie: "They're worth more if they're kept in the original packaging." :D


(Inside packaging...)

Chibi-Corg: "I AM STILL AN INVID PRINCE!" :x
Annie: "And they talk, too! They vary from kid-friendly to adult language!" :D


Plush Chulhu: (As Annie squeezes it in her sleep) "Consider yourself fortunate mortal..."


Loofah-Kong: "You have no idea where I've been..." :eek: :puke:

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 18, 2017 4:34 pm
  

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928. Cute trick with the mecha-scale yo-yo. Did you think that maybe the politician you flicked it at might have a weak heart? Yeah, the Admiral wants to have words with you about how you screwed up. Words like 'boneheaded', 'juvenile', and 'courtmartial'.

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 18, 2017 4:54 pm
  

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928. Cute trick with the mecha-scale yo-yo. Did you think that maybe the politician you flicked it at might have a weak heart? Yeah, the Admiral wants to have words with you about how you screwed up. Words like 'boneheaded', 'juvenile', and 'courtmartial'.


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Unread postPosted: Sat May 20, 2017 10:04 pm
  

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929. Dressing up your VF-1 in hopes of inculcating Zentraedi with a pathological fear of clowns is a no-starter.
929a. It's proven rather effective at terrifying the airbase kids and the ground crews on the other hand....

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 20, 2017 11:29 pm
  

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929. Dressing up your VF-1 in hopes of inculcating Zentraedi with a pathological fear of clowns is a no-starter.
929a. It's proven rather effective at terrifying the airbase kids and the ground crews on the other hand....


Ben: (In a VF-1 disguised as a clown...) :twisted: "Boo! (Suddenly finds himself staring into the barrels of the guns of every mechanical on the base...) :shock: Oh, S**T!"

930. On the other hand, people have a rational fear of clowns and will do whatever it takes to defend themselves.

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Ben: "I dressed my Valkyrie up like a clown..." :nh:

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 8:12 pm
  

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931. It's 'Fighter, GERWALK, Battloid" modes. Replacing the controls with PRND consoles from the motorpool is NOT an acceptable workaround.
931a. Okay, so you might get away with it with the Silverback, but not with the aerospace fighters.

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 8:26 pm
  

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931. It's 'Fighter, GERWALK, Battloid" modes. Replacing the controls with PRND consoles from the motorpool is NOT an acceptable workaround.
931a. Okay, so you might get away with it with the Silverback, but not with the aerospace fighters.


932. Neither is PWNED. Exceptions will also be made for the MACII.

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 9:56 pm
  

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933. The Pineapple Salad Shooter is completely ineffective as a weapon; quit badgering Engineering to make you one. Roy Fokker died of shrapnel wounds, NOT pineapple poisoning.
933a. No, we have NOT been paid by the pineapple growers to quash the 'truth'.

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Unread postPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 11:15 pm
  

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933. The Pineapple Salad Shooter is completely ineffective as a weapon; quit badgering Engineering to make you one. Roy Fokker died of shrapnel wounds, NOT pineapple poisoning.
933a. No, we have NOT been paid by the pineapple growers to quash the 'truth'.



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Unread postPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 10:16 am
  

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Years Later...

Robotech Master #1: "Have the Micronians responded to our demands?"

Robotech Master #2: "They say they're considering it... But in meantime, they've sent us a Pineapple Salad."

Moments Later...

Charon: "Bet you weren't expecting that."

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