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905. The accuracy of the Main Synchro Cannon is considered to be +/- 0.1 miles. Trick-shooting cigarettes out of peoples' mouths, or hats off of heads with the main battery BFG is NOT advised. These are CITY BUSTERS for crying out loud!

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906. Do not let Annie near Marvel characters such as Squirrel Girl.

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907. Tirolian anti-pain serum is NOT aspirin, a substitute for aspirin, nor anything you want to put in your body at all. You have been warmed.

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Unread postPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:48 pm
  

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907. Tirolian anti-pain serum is NOT aspirin, a substitute for aspirin, nor anything you want to put in your body at all. You have been warmed.


Bowie: "Sean! Here's that pain reliever Musica gave me!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Sean: "Pain reliever, he says." :nh:

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Arnie100 wrote:
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907. Tirolian anti-pain serum is NOT aspirin, a substitute for aspirin, nor anything you want to put in your body at all. You have been warmed.


Bowie: "Sean! Here's that pain reliever Musica gave me!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Sean: "Pain reliever, he says." :nh:


Disclaimer on injector: "Do not drive, operate heavy machinery, juggle chainsaws, or negotiate peace talks after taking this product."

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"So...what're you gonna use to interrogate the prisoner?"
"Pain reliever."
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"So...what're you gonna use to interrogate the prisoner?"
"Pain reliever."
:shock:


"You answer our questions, and we TURN OFF THE TELETUBBIES!!!!!!!"
"UUUGGGHHHHHHHH!!!TURNITOFFTURNITOFFBEFIRMYBRAINDIES!!!I"LLTALK!I"LLTALKI"LLTELLYOUEVEVRYHING!!!"

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Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:23 pm
  

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Comment: Even the great thinkers and writers in history messed up sometimes.
Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"

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Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"


"I WAS INSTALLING SPAM FILTERS IN HER WIRELESS INTERFACE!!! You have any idea how annoying it is to be having a conversation with her and she suddenly breaks into a Viagra ad, or a spot for Allstate?!"

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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"


"I WAS INSTALLING SPAM FILTERS IN HER WIRELESS INTERFACE!!! You have any idea how annoying it is to be having a conversation with her and she suddenly breaks into a Viagra ad, or a spot for Allstate?!"


J.A.N.I.C.E: "East German Porn download complete..." (Cracks Whip) "BAD AMERICAN!!!" :demon:


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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"


"I WAS INSTALLING SPAM FILTERS IN HER WIRELESS INTERFACE!!! You have any idea how annoying it is to be having a conversation with her and she suddenly breaks into a Viagra ad, or a spot for Allstate?!"


J.A.N.I.C.E: "East German Porn download complete..." (Cracks Whip) "BAD AMERICAN!!!" :demon:


Kyle: "MISTRESS!"
Edwards: :shock: :nh:

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JANICE: (looking at Edwards) "CONTROL. ALT. DELETE."

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Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:22 pm
  

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JANICE: (looking at Edwards) "CONTROL. ALT. DELETE."


JANICE: (Punching Edwards heart out) "I downloaded Abucted by Daleks as well." :D


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Lang; "Vell, dhat answers ze question about children raised on ze internet."

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Unread postPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:55 pm
  

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Lang: :shock: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)

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Lang: :shock: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)


Lang is surprised as Lisa and Minmei enter the room with boxes of "Toys" for J.A.N.I.C.E. to use.


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SRoss wrote:
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Lang: :shock: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)


Lang is surprised as Lisa and Minmei enter the room with boxes of "Toys" for J.A.N.I.C.E. to use.


Octavia comes in, takes a Weedwhacker from the box. "Sorry, that's mine."
Minmei: "Here, use the pruning shears."

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
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Lang: :shock: "I never intended J.A.N.I.C.E. to be used in dhat vay..." (Seeing J.A.N.I.C.E. standing over a chained and spread-eagled Kyle and Edwards with a whip.)


Lang is surprised as Lisa and Minmei enter the room with boxes of "Toys" for J.A.N.I.C.E. to use.


Octavia comes in, takes a Weedwhacker from the box. "Sorry, that's mine."
Minmei: "Here, use the pruning shears."


Rick: "Don't forget the blowtorch!"

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Dana: "Or the power sander!"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Dana: "Or the power sander!"


Regess: "Or the jumper cables!"

Dolza: (Turning to Karno and the Regent) "RUN STUPID!!!" :eek:


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Dolza: (Turning to Karno and the Regent) "RUN STUPID!!!" :eek:


Sadly and belatedly, Karno discovered his brothers were perfectly willing to sacrifice him to cover their escape.

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
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Dolza: (Turning to Karno and the Regent) "RUN STUPID!!!" :eek:


Sadly and belatedly, Karno discovered his brothers were perfectly willing to sacrifice him to cover their escape.


Not that it saved them... :twisted:


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Octavia: "Escape?" :twisted:
Allegra: "Stupid males." :twisted:
Musica: "Indeed." :twisted:
Every Male on the Masters' Mothership: :shock: :frazz:

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Field Marshal Leonard: "I just felt...a disturbance...as if Hell had frozen over or a major canon derail has happened."

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Rand: (From the well) "Find your own damn hiding place! This one is mine!"


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Lancer: "Scott...why have we been spared?"
Sera: "Keep those foot massages going."
Scott: "That would do it."
Ariel: "Less talking, more massaging!"

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Lancer: "Scott...why have we been spared?"
Sera: "Keep those foot massages going."
Scott: "That would do it."
Ariel: "Less talking, more massaging!"


Rick: "Boy are you two P-Whipped."
Lisa: "I didn't say you could stop."
Rick: "Yes Mam."

Lunk: (Surrounded by Invid Princesses) "Kill me."


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Minmei: "I wanna foot massage!"
Edwards: "No way...have you seen her feet?!"
Kyle: "I'd rather go back Down Below..."

(Down Below...)

Edwards and Kyle: :shock:
Charon: "Minmei didn't get her foot massage?"

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"So, Louie, this is the new anti-Haydonite fighter?"
"Yes, we call it the Pi Fighter!"
"PI-fighter? No, don't tell me what it does-"
"It uses special infowar systems to infect Haydonite systems, forcing them to dedicate themselves to calculating the value of pi ad infinitum, effectively paralyzing them!"
"Oh good, for a moment there I thought you'd all lost your sanity and were fitting these things to fire-"
"We've found vanilla creme to be the best electroconductive medium to deliver the ap virus to their sensoriums, but raspberry torts seem to just mess up their sensor resolution, so there's some tactical value there. And we've had promising test results from the lemon and coconut meringue trials-"
"-and here I go back to questioning your sanity again."

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"So, Louie, this is the new anti-Haydonite fighter?"
"Yes, we call it the Pi Fighter!"
"PI-fighter? No, don't tell me what it does-"
"It uses special infowar systems to infect Haydonite systems, forcing them to dedicate themselves to calculating the value of pi ad infinitum, effectively paralyzing them!"
"Oh good, for a moment there I thought you'd all lost your sanity and were fitting these things to fire-"
"We've found vanilla creme to be the best electroconductive medium to deliver the ap virus to their sensoriums, but raspberry torts seem to just mess up their sensor resolution, so there's some tactical value there. And we've had promising test results from the lemon and coconut meringue trials-"
"-and here I go back to questioning your sanity again."


"I can't find any volunteers to test pilot it."
"Really. This surprises you?"

Later...

"Alright Mauve! We're getting to test out the UEEF's newest anti-Haydonite fighter."
"Well, there goes our last shred of self respect..."


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(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."

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(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."


Later in Admiral Hunter's Office.

"Ok, I know you Skull guy's are supposed to be rooster of the walk, But why are there pictures of you all over the internet covered in Meringue?"

"@#$%^& Mauve pilots, didn't tell us the damn things were loaded!" :badbad:


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(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."


Later in Admiral Hunter's Office.

"Ok, I know you Skull guy's are supposed to be rooster of the walk, But why are there pictures of you all over the internet covered in Meringue?"

"@#$%^& Mauve pilots, didn't tell us the damn things were loaded!" :badbad:


(During Mauve's newest assignment...)

"Man those feet are NASTY!"
Minmei: "That's it...keep going! What was that about my feet?"

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Arnie100 wrote:
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(In the hanger...)

"As if you Mauve guys had any self-respect to begin with..."
"Touche..."


Later in Admiral Hunter's Office.

"Ok, I know you Skull guy's are supposed to be rooster of the walk, But why are there pictures of you all over the internet covered in Meringue?"

"@#$%^& Mauve pilots, didn't tell us the damn things were loaded!" :badbad:


(During Mauve's newest assignment...)

"Man those feet are NASTY!"
Minmei: "That's it...keep going! What was that about my feet?"

Toombs: "If you ever get tired of kids and relatives babe, give me anAAAK!!!" :eek:

Charon: "You know, I expected you much sooner."


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Minmei: "Kids?! Kids would ruin this awesome figure!" (Runs hands up and down body...)

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Minmei: "That's it...keep going! What was that about my feet?"


Doctor: "Odd, this is the third stiletto heel puncture injury to somebody's upper palate we've had to treat today. What gives?"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Minmei: "Kids?! Kids would ruin this awesome figure!" (Runs hands up and down body...)


"I think he was referring to your relationships to Rick and your cousin."

Charon: "Wow! Didn't know she could continue to hurt you down here..."


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Charon: "Wow! Didn't know she could continue to hurt you down here..."



"-Diva Spike-. It's a Special Attack, according to Tobin's Amended Spirit Guide and the Big Gargantuan Book of Anime Mayhem.

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Charon: "Wow! Didn't know she could continue to hurt you down here..."



"-Diva Spike-. It's a Special Attack, according to Tobin's Amended Spirit Guide and the Big Gargantuan Book of Anime Mayhem.


Mastered by every female anime singers to fend off lecherous fans.

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Mastered by every female anime singers to fend off lecherous fans.



See Also: Hammerspace: Cleavage Bazooka.

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Mastered by every female anime singers to fend off lecherous fans.



See Also: Hammerspace: Cleavage Bazooka.


See Also: The Nutcracker. Combined with the infamous Diva Spike, guaranteed to make any male a permanent soprano.

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908: The practice of using ordnance as souvenirs stops NOW. Bad enough you're taking home unexploded Zentraedi munitions is bad enough, but swiping our own stuff just so you can have a real Stiletto missile as a wall trophy? That's outright theft and compound interest stupidity.
908a. Okay, the guy with the live 'Angel of Death' RMS missile as a conversation piece in his den goes beyond Darwin Award levels of stupidity. People, that thing's a CAPITAL SHIP KILLER shading up to FLOTILLA KILLER, and the idiot's using it as a coffee table. One bad stumble and he takes out the whole city. Who needs Khyron?

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:44 pm
  

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908: The practice of using ordnance as souvenirs stops NOW. Bad enough you're taking home unexploded Zentraedi munitions is bad enough, but swiping our own stuff just so you can have a real Stiletto missile as a wall trophy? That's outright theft and compound interest stupidity.
908a. Okay, the guy with the live 'Angel of Death' RMS missile as a conversation piece in his den goes beyond Darwin Award levels of stupidity. People, that thing's a CAPITAL SHIP KILLER shading up to FLOTILLA KILLER, and the idiot's using it as a coffee table. One bad stumble and he takes out the whole city. Who needs Khyron?


909. Don't even think about the Neutron-S missile.

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Unread postPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 11:41 pm
  

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910. SLMH can't be siphoned like gasoline using a rubber hose and your mouth. Don't. Even. Try.

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And the Turning of a Page"

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910. SLMH can't be siphoned like gasoline using a rubber hose and your mouth. Don't. Even. Try.


(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Lunk: (Holding a hose...) "Wwweeeellll..."
Chief Toombs: (Trying to hide the hose...) :oops:

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911. Praxians catch onto Terran slang very quickly. So they KNOW 'snu-snu' is NOT a Terran delicacy or tactical procedure. THey've also twigged that crotch protection is not standard outfit for Terran males.

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And the Turning of a Page"

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911. Praxians catch onto Terran slang very quickly. So they KNOW 'snu-snu' is NOT a Terran delicacy or tactical procedure. THey've also twigged that crotch protection is not standard outfit for Terran males.


912. The Praxians have also mastered the Diva Spike and The Nutcracker. Don't say we didn't warn you when you're suddenly a soprano and can't father children.

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913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.

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913: Again, you may NOT use the Protoculture Chamber to clone up a horde of 'mini-mes'.


Minmei: "What? You want more Minmei Clones?"

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