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874. Do NOT upset LT. Satori. PLEASE.

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Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:40 am
  

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873. Spraypainting and glittersprinkling Lt. Satori's Hovercycle, and adding the heart decals, the ditty-bell, and the handlebar streamers, is a no-no.
873a. Worse luck she had to respond to an emergency, and couldn't borrow some other form of transportation. Oh yeah, the CDUC took her REAL seriously when she showed up looking like she'd commandeered something out of 'Sailor Moon' or 'My Little Pony'.

873b. If you do 873, make sure to delete the security camera footage BEFORE she checks it...


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Arnie100 wrote:
874. Do NOT upset LT. Satori. PLEASE.

874a. This is actually easier to do than you may think...the upsetting her, that is. Best to avoid contact with her altogether if you can.

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Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:26 pm
  

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874. Do NOT upset LT. Satori. PLEASE.

874a. This is actually easier to do than you may think...the upsetting her, that is. Best to avoid contact with her altogether if you can.


875. Definitely avoid LT. Satori and Minmei. Minmei? You ask? She will attempt to make you her boytoy -- boyfriend, that is, if you survive the experience...

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Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:58 pm
  

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Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:45 pm
  

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876. Tie-dying the GMP's laundry is considered a malicious act of sabotage.

877. Any living specimens brought back from a Genesis Pit MUST be subjected to proper quarantine procedure IMMEDIATELY. We don't care how cute it looks; those have been the last words of over a hundred idiots who didn't follow proper xenobiological protocol.
877a. All DEAD specimens must ALSO be subjected to proper quarantine procedure IMMEDIATELY. It might not be as dead as you think it is.
877b. If in doubt, don't poke it with a stick or administer electric shock. Stand-off stimulation with laser weaponry from several miles of open vacuum away works just fine for us.
877c. Remember; nukes make good laboratory sanitizers.

878. Loudly saying "Annie, give him CPR!" is not proper first aid procedure.
878a. Not even if it works. We've had some rather specific 'do not resuscitate' requests to this effect.

879. We will not present the Regis with a set of wigs as part of any peace overture.

880. You may NOT declare your expended missiles as a 'business expense' on your taxes.

881. There is not any genetically-engineered Tirolian 'hooker' caste. Quit volunteering to capture any.

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Unread postPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:28 am
  

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882. Do NOT let Annie loose in a Genesis Pit. No, seriously, PLEASE. DON'T.

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883. The Karbarians have specifically asked that we don't allow Annie to visit their home world.


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Unread postPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:51 pm
  

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883. The Karbarians have specifically asked that we don't allow Annie to visit their home world.


884. The Garudans agree with this decision.

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885. Cobalt grenades are NOT to be painted up as Easter eggs. Seriously, we're lucky nobody was killed or seriously maimed at the last open house egg-hunt on the base.

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Unread postPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:11 pm
  

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885. Cobalt grenades are NOT to be painted up as Easter eggs. Seriously, we're lucky nobody was killed or seriously maimed at the last open house egg-hunt on the base.


886. Painted Cobalt grenades are only allowed to be placed in the office and quarters of T.R. Edwards.

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock: "What the -- ?!"
Edwards: "I thought it was an Easter Egg...

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887. Tirolian Bioroid pilots respond to being called 'meatpuppets' the same way Brits react to being called 'smegheads'; with extra servings of violence.

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888. Lawyers for the Tirolian Legion would very much like to speak with the joker who made the porn film Three who are in One. Something about a Desist or Die order.


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889. Anybody caught wearing captured Bioroid Terminator armor outside the women's' shower will be shot as if they were enemy infiltrators.

890. Captured Invid prisoners may NOT be given the 'escargot treatment'.
890a. And just so you know, our POW advocates can smell garlic, pepper and butter a mile away.

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891. We will pay good money for the identities of The 4th Wa -- GGGAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK!!!
891a. The identities of The 4th Wall Gang are NEVER to be discussed!

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Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:24 pm
  

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891. We will pay good money for the identities of The 4th Wa -- GGGAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK!!!
891a. The identities of The 4th Wall Gang are NEVER to be discussed!

891b. We already know who you are. - The League of the Most Evil Women in the Multiverse.


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892. Tirolian clone soldiers are NOT discombobulated by vintage Liberace music. Nor Frank Sinatra. Or just about any other terrestrial music for that matter.
892a. The Shatner songs just made them want to put us out of our misery as a species.

893. Dropships are not for making shopping runs.
893a. Honestly; shopping mall parking lots just aren't reinforced to handle the weight of several hundred tons of transatmospheric troop transport. Especially when the parking lots are already jampacked full of parked cars.
893b. "Commandeering supplies necessary for morale" is not a legitimate excuse for taking a dropship to the mall.

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894. To the wise guys who filled a Zentraedi drop ship with beer. We're confiscating it and your pretzels.


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Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:20 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
894. To the wise guys who filled a Zentraedi drop ship with beer. We're confiscating it and your pretzels.


894a. And your pizza.

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895. Make sure the road below the overpass is EMPTY of pedestrians and other vehicles before jumping your hovercycle over the guardrail. I understand they've finally unwired Corporal Spatz's jaw and ribcage, but they think his liver's still lodged in the grill of that semi.

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Comment: Even the great thinkers and writers in history messed up sometimes.
Excuse me but the persons who sent a bunch of newbies on a "commando raid" on the Praxians. You have several angry lawyers and doctors waiting to speak to you.

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896. Someone find a way to stop whoever's writing these rules...
896a. Ignore rule 896.

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197. The MOAB is NOT to be used in fireworks displays.
197a. Lunk, Twitch, we're looking at you...


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198. The MOAB should not be enhanced with "MORE POWER".
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.

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Arnie100 wrote:
198. The MOAB should not be enhanced with "MORE POWER".
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.


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Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:28 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
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198. The MOAB should not be enhanced with "MORE POWER".
198a. If Lunk, Twitch, Tim Taylor or Waashu (or any combination of...) approach the MOAB, evacuate the planet IMMEDIATELY.


Skuld rubs her hands gleefully while opening the panel on the MOAB. :angel:


(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:
Skuld: (Sounding like Urkel...) "Did I do that?"

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897. 'Sparks' is not your private secretary. Quit asking him (or her) to set up your social calender for you, get you a date for the weekend, or make reservations for you.
897a. Last person who did wound up getting booked to give a talk-series to the Tirolian Grandmothers of the Revolution on a three-day weekend.

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"How many people are there named 'Sparks'?"

(Everyone in auditorium raises hands...)

:shock: "Oh."

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Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:26 pm
  

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"How many people are there named 'Sparks'?"

(Everyone in auditorium raises hands...)

:shock: "Oh."


"Basically every Comm Officer in every English speaking fleet in the Multiverse..."

EShemarian Sparks: "Explain to me again why I must say Hailing Frequencies Open? That is illogical... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAILING FREQUENCIES!!!"

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SRoss wrote:
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"Basically every Comm Officer in every English speaking fleet in the Multiverse..."

EShemarian Sparks: "Explain to me again why I must say Hailing Frequencies Open? That is illogical... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAILING FREQUENCIES!!!"

Sparks: "You said it sister!"


"There! We've opened communications with them."
"...I think some people would disagree that blasting a hole through the front of their ship constitutes 'communications'." :shock:
"It -is-. We've communicated quite clearly that we want them to stop doing what they were doing."
"...breathing?"

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Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:18 am
  

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198. Whoever keeps spiking my coffee with Brain BleachTM, it's not ... wait! What was I saying. - Nova
198a. No, seriously. Why am I here?


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898. Any Terminator caught saying the phrase; I'll Be Back! in an Austrian accent will be sent for immediate mind wipe and reprogramming.


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199. Any Terminator caught saying the phrase; I'll Be Back! in an Austrian accent will be sent for immediate mind wipe and reprogramming.


Might wanna re=number , because we were up to 897(I'm discounting your previous 190s because they really had little to do with Robotech...really, Robotech already moved past the MOAB with Reflex tac-nukes and certainly with Neutron-S missiles).

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899. Any clowns are to be terminated on sight with extreme prejudice.

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899. Any clowns are to be terminated on sight with extreme prejudice.



This is a universal truth....

" Major Fredericks? What's with this order you sent out? Something you're not telling us?"
"Mimes, sir. Mimes are the enemy of human civilization."
"What have you been smoking?"

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899. Any clowns are to be terminated on sight with extreme prejudice.



This is a universal truth....

" Major Fredericks? What's with this order you sent out? Something you're not telling us?"
"Mimes, sir. Mimes are the enemy of human civilization."
"What have you been smoking?"


899a. Addendum: Mimes have been added to the above "terminate on sight" order.

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Cut to: Corg flying his RCB over Paris strafing street performers...

Corg: "LEARN THE WORDS!!!" :badbad:

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Finally...something to unite the Megaverse! A universal hatred of clowns and mimes...

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Cut to: Corg flying his RCB over Paris strafing street performers...

Corg: "LEARN THE WORDS!!!" :badbad:

Around the world people cheer...


And thus was Karno's attempt to find work(post-Robotech Masters) cut short....

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Octavia: "That was rather clever, Musica!"
Allegra: "Indeed! We must convince more of our 'brothers' to become these clowns or mimes."
Musica: :twisted:

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Karno's SECOND attempt at a job, this time as a male stripper, failed when he was asked to walk across a balance beam/high wire...which brought back VERY bad memories of certain Tirolian rituals....

His contract was immediately cut short after his shrieking about his feet being electrified....

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Octavia: "We are only attempting to find our 'brothers' a lucrative line of work that does not involve and death and destruction."
Musica: "Indeed." :twisted:
Allegra: :twisted:

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900. The illegal base still does NOT have either defense or evacuation priority over the base CIC.

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901. Clowns and mimes are not to be used as messengers. Please refer to rule 899. Thank you.

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Arnie100 wrote:
901. Clowns and mimes are not to be used as messengers. Please refer to rule 899. Thank you.

901a. Ditto for male strippers! - Leonard


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901. Clowns and mimes are not to be used as messengers. Please refer to rule 899. Thank you.

901a. Ditto for male strippers! - Leonard


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902. Field Marshal Leonard's adjutants are NOT his 'food testers'. Quit spreading this rumor.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.

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taalismn wrote:
902. Field Marshal Leonard's adjutants are NOT his 'food testers'. Quit spreading this rumor.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.


903. Sean is not the ASC's Official Bra Inspector, nor has such a position ever existed.


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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
902. Field Marshal Leonard's adjutants are NOT his 'food testers'. Quit spreading this rumor.
902a. Nor do we use dumb@$$ privates with flapping mouths. We just make them tongue-clean the Desert Corps' restrooms.


903. Sean is not the ASC's Official Bra Inspector, nor has such a position ever existed.


904. There will; however, be a permanent position as "restroom inspector" if these shenanigans keep up.

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