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ROFLMAO!!!! Those almost had me falling off my chair. The last one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Poor Ben! I wonder if his loss could have been caused by something like that. ;)

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-Rick and Lisa are caught in a high-walled pit during the modular transformation....
Rick: "Lisa...I think there's something in here with us..."
Lisa: "....if you're qouting 'Star Wars', I am sooooo hurting you..."

Breetai(walking alongside Exedore): "You know, Exedore, as proudly as I bear my injuries, there are times when I do miss something I had before that fateful day.."
Exedore:"Indeed, my lord, and what would that be?"
Breetai: "(*BANG!*)Ouf!....(backing away from the bulkhead he just ran into)...peripheral vision..."

(Shot of Zentraedi clustered around holding Terran tanker trucks by the chassises..One has ripped the end of his off and is holding it up while his comrades are chanting...)
Zentraedi: "Chug...chug...chug..."

Breetai(slogging along the outside of his flagship, sans spacesuit, after Max tossed him out):(thinking)"...okay...now was it LEFT at the next sensor aerial or RIGHT...Or do I keep going past the attitude control thruster?"

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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LOL Very funny! But the Rick/ Max and Ben one ruled!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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*Scott comes running being chased by an Invid scout and attempts to do the classic cowboy movie vault on to the seat of his Cyclone, completely misses, soars over the Cyclone, and lands at the feet of John Wayne's ghost*

Director: CUT! Who let the ghost of the western star in here? Someone call Murray and Aykroyd! And quit letting Bernard do his own stunts!

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LOL Very good.


Behind the scenes. Ricks Bachelor party.

Rick looking at Max while they are driving down road in New Macross City.::: "Ok Max! Where are you taking me for my bachelor party?"

Max just keeps on driving and smiles and says.::: Its a surprise! You don't want me to spoil it. Do you?"

Rick looks at Max, his eyes wander back to the road they are driving along.::: "Actually yes I do."

Max just keeps on driving and smiling.::: "I"m not going to tell you Rick. I'm going to make you suffer until we get there."

Rick gets a little anixous as their car turns down the street with all of the bars on it.::: "How come we're not stopping here?"

Max just smiles and says,::: "Your party isn't here. It's going to be better than just bar hoping."

The car continues driving for quite awhile. It turns down the street with the strip clubs on it. Rick gets visibily excited.

Max seeing this immediately pipes up::: "Our destination isn't along here. You'll enjoy it! It's appropriate to who your marrying.

Rick gets even more excited. And ask Max,::: "It is! The officers club? That sounds great Max!"

Max clears his throat as the car turns down a lonely road leading turns a very large building.::: "We're almost there! Just remember we're having it here because of something you said when dealing with your fiance."

The car comes to a stop in the car turn around area. There is a sign plainly visible under a light........"Macross Home for the aged"

Rick::: "Groans"

Max smiles and says.::: "We timed your party well Its Bingo night! So you'll get to see women dancing, cussing and a lot of drinking. Since you kept making all of the old jokes talking about Lisa, I thought this would be very much in the style you expect!"


:::I know I'm going to die for this one! :D

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Robotech: The Sentinels
-Rem, while helping Cabell capture a Hellcat, stumbles across an Invid Shocktrooper, opens up its canopy, climbs into its cockpit, starts the mecha up, and lifts off...
--Moments after he does this, a Stage 2 Invid pilot comes running out from behind a nearby column, hitching up its pants(!) with one arm, while shaking the other at the departing mecha, and swearing a blue streak...

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Robotech: The Sentinels
-Rem, while helping Cabell capture a Hellcat, stumbles across an Invid Shocktrooper, opens up its canopy, climbs into its cockpit, starts the mecha up, and lifts off...
--Moments after he does this, a Stage 2 Invid pilot comes running out from behind a nearby column, hitching up its pants(!) with one arm, while shaking the other at the departing mecha, and swearing a blue streak...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I could ALMOST see that. LOL. Wonder if that ever happened to the Earth forces, though, as the most obvious target for it. I could just imagine a micronized Zentraedi or Stage 5 Invid pulling the same trick on them.

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*What Invid do when the Regis isn't looking...
-Two Shocktroopers on patrol around the perimeter of a Hive....they get out of line of sight of the Hive, stop, look at each other...then both pop their cockpits and the pilots jump out and streak in a circle around their mecha, before getting back in, closing their canopies, and going about their patrol like nothing happened...
Meanwhile, a concealed REF scout puts down his binoculars, checks its lenses, and shakes his head in disbelief....

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The Masters:

Clone Masters on hoverplatform addressing the populace:
"There are NO micronian soldiers entering our mothership! They are NOT infiltrating this sector! Our brave bioroid warriors are piling them dead against the outer hull. They are throwing themselves to their deaths against our mighty weapons!"
(meanwhile the 15th ATAC goes cruising by in their Hovertanks behind the Clone Masters....)

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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*The Regis enters a room only to catch 2 stage 5s with dreadlocks smoking a joint, drinking rum, and listening to Bob Marley*

The Regis: That's it, no more Jamaican patrols for you!

The 1st Stage 5: OH, bummer dude!

The 2nd Stage 5: Yeah bummer. Hey you didn't bring any chips did you?

*The Regis just shakes her head and leaves.*

The Regis, quietly to herself: No more Jamaican patrols for anyone.

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LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Please keep them coming!

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Lancer: "Scott...how did your training session with Rand on the Alpha go?"
Scott:"Something of a disappointment....The boy's a warrior, but he's not a real killer..."
Lancer:"..?..."
Scott:" Rand asked a lot of questions, but he didn't ask about the red button...Now, a REAL killer, he'd have asked about the red button..."
(behind them, there's an explosion and Rand goes sailing off over the horizon...)

Scott, Wolff, and the nameless troopers raid the Protoculture Farm...
Soldier 1: "Colonel, we can't get in, there's some sort of forcefield!"
Soldier 2: (recovering from the shock-field) "Hold it...."(reaches down, pulls up a rock laying near the door, turns it over, pulls a key out from the hollow there, and deftly inserts the key into a part of the exterior wall..The forcefield goes down)
Soldier 1:"Belay that, Colonel...we're in.."


Wolff: "Wait...I have an Alpha! I have more than enough ammo to waste Bernard AND his friends!"

Scott: "Colonel Wolff! Stay still, we'll get help!"
Wolff: "No, Scott...I'm afraid I'm a goner...Bit of advice...*gasp*...before entering combat...take all sharp objects out of your flightsuit breast pockets...*gerk*"
Scott: "You mean...?"
Wolff: "Yep...Tripped getting out of the Alpha..ballpoint pen right through the ribs....Ironic, no?*gak*"

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Scene:Rick, Lisa and Minmei standing in front of the wrecked SDF-1
Minmei:Don't worry about me I'll be all right.
Rick and Lisa turn away toward the SDF-1 as Minmei walks away.A large chunk of the SDF-1 falls on Minmei.

Ben,Lisa,and Rick in the zentraedi cell.
Rick:I you sure this is gonna work?
Lisa:yes rick this will work.
Ben:I still say I should at least wear some thing over this teddy.

Scene:The 15th A.T.A.C in the masters ship.
Louie:Lt. I got movement.
Dana:Talk to me louie
Louie:Ahh. I'm getting multiple readings in front and behind.
Sean:Where I don't see nothing.
Angelo:He's right there's nothing back here.
Louie:Look I"m telling you somethings moving and it at us.

Director:cut! okay who switched the script?

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Scene: 15th ATAC on board Masters Ship

Louie: I got movement
Bowie: I got Rythmn
Angelo: I got my gun
Dana: So who could ask for anything more?

Scene: Invid Earth

Scott leaps onto his cyclone, gunning the engine ferociously as he roars off, only to discover that the steering lock is still set and he races furiously round and round in circles.

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*Scott comes running being chased by an Enforcer, jumps on his Cyclone, fires it up, guns the engine, goes about 20 feet, comes to a sudden stop, flies over the handle bars, lands flat on his face, comes to to see the Enforcer standing over him energy gun pointed at his head*

Enforcer: Not this time, Bernard. This time we were prepared!

*Enforcer points to his Cyclone and only now does Scott see the 20 feet of cable connecting it to a building*

Scott: Son of a %$^&*!

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Lt Colonel Fury wrote
Quote:
*Scott comes running being chased by an Enforcer, jumps on his Cyclone, fires it up, guns the engine, goes about 20 feet, comes to a sudden stop, flies over the handle bars, lands flat on his face, comes to to see the Enforcer standing over him energy gun pointed at his head*

Enforcer: Not this time, Bernard. This time we were prepared!

*Enforcer points to his Cyclone and only now does Scott see the 20 feet of cable connecting it to a building*

Scott: Son of a %$^&*!


Continued cut

Enforcer: Oh yeah those two wanted us to do it like that too for some other tv show. Something called Mythbusters...... :::Thumbing his mechas hand back towards the building where two humans are standing. One witha handlebar mustache and the other one with glasses and red hair. Both of whom are laughing.:::

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Khyron:Grel what are you and the men doing?
Grel:We'er playing war games.My lord.
Khyron:good I shall be back shortly.
Grel:(As soon as Khyron leaves)Okay guys we can go back to playing Halo 3.

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Exedore: "Yes..Khyron, known by his own men as the 'Backstabber'...and before that as the 'Frontal Geeker', the 'Sideways Slider', the 'Beer Stealer', the 'Four-Flusher', the 'Blue Streaker', ;The Idiot Who Doesn't Replace the Toilet Paper'...."
Breetai: "You lost me at 'Frontal Geeker'..."

*Exedore, Peace Emissary, sampling an orange micronian drink at conference...
Exedore: "Mmm...an interesting taste!"
RDF Attendant:"Have another, sir?"
Exedore: "If you insist!..Thank you! What do you call this drink?"
RDF Attendant: "We call it a screwdriver..."

Marcus Rush: "I just wish all those aliens would go away!"
Maia Sterling:(Coming up behind him)"...!?..."
(One explosion of violence later....Scott Bernard, Ariel, and the whole Officers' Club are currently looking Marcus, pinned up against the far wall by cutlery jabbed through his flightsuit into the wall behind him...he's staring in anxiety at the largest knife, just millimeters away from his groin)
Louie: "...Let us be VERY quiet around this Sterling..."(the others nod their heads)

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Scene: First Robotech Film, as Minmae is falling while Rick Hunter tries to catch her in his "borrowed" Veritech...

Rick: "Don't worry, I'll save you!"
Minmae: "Heeeeeeeeellllllp!"

Rick: "Almost got you...."

Rick: "Almost got you...."

Rick pulls off a great landing, followed by Minmae *SPLAT*

Rick: "I knew we should have used a stunt double....Boy am I gonna get it."

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Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Breetai is walking alongside Exedore down an old corridor...when....

*CREAAAAKKKKK*CRackCRACKKRACK!""WHooahheeeeee!!!!"*SPLASH*

Exedore: "Milord! Are you all right?!"

(echoing from deep down below)..."First thing we're doing tomorrow...every crewmember is learning basic hull repair...Screw what the Masters think...We going to be soldiers who can fight AND repair our own equipment!!!"

*******

Kazianna Hesh:"I'll be needing three smoke missiles, eight rounds of tear gas, three concussion warheads, a stun gun, 1 acre of camouflage netting, 400 square feet of leather stock, a rivet gun, twelve flares, four sets of cargo shackles and lift chains, two cargo nets, and a barrel of champagne..."
Supply Officer: "I'll have the gear delivered to your squadron hangar for your mission."
Hesh:"No, to my quarters...My date gets off bridge duty in three hours."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Location: The bridge of the Sky Ship "Zephyr"
Breetai and Exedore are meeting with Dolza as to how to capture the SDF-1

Dolza: These micronian's culture is insidious. Are you sure you've not been infected?

Exedore: No, milord, we are still pure Zentraedi.

Dolza: Good. So tell me, what do you need to complete your mission?

Breetai: I'll need five whole battleships

Dolza: What about the escorts?

Breetai: No, just five whole battleships

Exedore: And some plain light scouts

Breetai: And a coke.

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*Breetai and Exedore on the bridge of their command ship nervously awaiting comlink with Dolza, when Link is established Dolza dressed as Butters from South Park bursts into song*

Dolza: Lulu I've got some apples, LuLu you've got some too!

*Breetai and Exedore look at each other with stupid look on faces then break into uncontrollable laughter*

Director: CUT, no more South Park to be shown in the Zentraedi trailers!

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Exedore: "my lord, we have discovered startling information about the micronians origins."
Breetai: "go on"
Exedore: "the three spies brought back a documentary of the micronians history. it appears that they are more ancient than the robotech masters, and originate in a far off galaxy. in technology, they appear to have regressed, for they once had thousands of starships the size of our own, and possesed a vessel larger than Lord Dolza's command base, able to destroy planets with a single blast."
Breetai: "Inconceivable!"
Exedore: "but what troubles me most is their mind powers. it appears that the micronians posses the ability to control minds, levitate objects, and see the future!"
Breetai: "we must inform Lord Dolza immediately!"

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:::The scene fades in and shows a lagre mansion with an even larger recent addition. Then the camera pans to this commentator. The commentator speaks.:::

"Today at the "Drawn Together" home we've added a section for the latest addition to the cast. The leader of the initial zentraedi forces someone named Breetai. That is the reason for the recent addition to the mansion. We've also been told he seemed to fit in prefectly well. And he established a relationship with Foxy!" Unfortunately we don't have an footage of the couple but we have it on reliable sources that they are an item." :::The camera pans over the scenery and happens to pass over a short pig like person scampering back towards the mansion.:::

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

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Scene:Lisa hayes is looking through Rick Hunter's photo album.
As she flips through the book she sees Minmei,Sammy,Kim,Miriya,and Azonia
each with huggs and kisses on them.Lisa then spots rick in one picture wearing a purple outfit,a hat with a feather in it ,strange shoes,and glitter sunglasses.

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ROFLMAO!!!! I never thought of Rick as a pimp! I guess pimp my ride would be right up his alley in those shots. :lol: :lol:

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"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"

"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

"As you will it, your Grace."

HH....FIE


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ROFLMAO!!!! I never thought of Rick as a pimp! I guess pimp my ride would be right up his alley in those shots. :lol: :lol:


I wonder what Skull-1 would look like with spinners on the landing gear, a crown air freshener in the rear window of the canopy, and tiger stripe leather upholstery on the flight seat? :lol:

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Gloval: "So we're facing an enemy force in excess of 2 million ships...correct?(Exedore nods in the affirmative)...Doctor Lang, any suggestions?"
Lang:(desperately) "Well, we might have enough time to have the ship's name officially changed to 'Enterprise'..."

*Shot after Lisa Hayes gets rescued from Mars Base Sara...She;s standing on the deck, in her EVA suit, with Rick Hunter in his VF behind her..
She jumps off the hull and goes falling off into space.
Swearing, Rick slides back in to his cockpit and takes off after her..."Fifth time today already...can't the EMTs get out here any faster!?"

*Rick Hunter, floating in the water after being shot down, when the rescue chopper spots him and hoves in overhead..
This time he's conscious and waving to the SAR chopper..
....Only to have the rotor downwash drown him...

*Lisa looking upset as she visits Rick in the hospital..Steps away from his apparent snub and leaves the room...not noticing that she's stepped on the bed controls that have dropped on the floor...Behind her Rick is thrown into the wall as the power hospital bed jerks upright...

Southern Cross:

*Karno and his brothers again, confronting the escaping clones. He signals his troops to shoot the refugees, chopping down his hand to give the firing command...
...and suddenly realizes too late he's standing in FRONT of the firing line...

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LOL!! Another great set of bloopers Taalismn! Please keep up the great work!

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*Shot after Lisa Hayes gets rescued from Mars Base Sara...She;s standing on the deck, in her EVA suit, with Rick Hunter in his VF behind her..
She jumps off the hull and goes falling off into space.
Swearing, Rick slides back in to his cockpit and takes off after her..."Fifth time today already...can't the EMTs get out here any faster!?"


Too much listening to David Bowie's "Space Oddity" for Miss Hayes perhaps? ;)

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"Alaska Base to Major Tom..." :D


Bioroid squadrons begin streaming towards Southern Cross fleet, when a whole squadron of Bioroids falls off their AG-craft and go flying flailing through the formation...

Nova:(advancing on the 15Th in the Matrix cave)"You're all under arrest!"
Dana:"No, Nova, don't...!"
Nova: "I have my orders, and Musica is coming with me!"(keeps striding forward)
Dana:(holding up her hands) "NOVA! DON'T...!"
Nova: "Don't make this any harder on yourse--YAAAAAA!!!!"(the weakened edge of the pit gives way and Nova does a forward fall into the Flowers...)
Zor:(wincing) "Ouch...."

Louie & Dante are trapped in the Mothership cargo bay by Karno's troops...
Louie: "They've got us trapped..."
Dante: "Looks like it..."
Louie:"Figure this is it?"
Dante: "Ain't over 'til the fat lady sings..."
Louie: "What is this obsession with a fat lady?!"
Dante:(hearing the vibrations of a Hovertank battloid advancing behind the wall---catches Louie's eye and grins)"You think they have any idea what's coming?"
Louie: (As the wall begins caving in) "Not a chance..."

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LOL Very good Taalismn! I hope these keep coming!

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Halfway through the Rain of Death performance of 'Stagefright', Lynn Minmei's hairpiece falls off...

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In the episode "Booby Trap" two giant silicone implants inflate under the front of the SDF-1 raising it up a few degrees.

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-The SDF-1 falters as its anti-grav units tear loose, sending the ship crashing back down;
***CCCRRRAA*BBBAMMPFFF!!!FFFFHHHHTTTTT!!!!!SSSSSHHHHHHHHH***
Gloval: "Everybody all right?"
Claudia: "I think the airbags snapped Lisa's neck...."

Exedore: "Yes, Khyron is infamous among our people,,,it was he who first had a cup holder installed in a battlepod..."
(Cut to Khyron tossing back a coffe in his OBP...then glares at the cup..."They call this HOT?! What lukewarm machine-urine are they trying to pass off! I wanted boiling hot, I specified boiling hot! You will pay for this insult, micronian scum!"...Blasts a Starbuck's to rubble)


Zor's Bioroids face off against the 15Th at the mounds...
Zor: "THis is _our_ neighborhood now! We have superiority here! Hot it, boys!"
(Sketchy music starts in the background as the bioroids start breakdancing, forming mecha pyramids, doing acrobatics*, and generally doing the sort of maneuvers combat mecha just don't do...)
Dante: "These guys are good..."

*I actually had a Rifts Earth circus that had an acrobatc team of bioroids that would do tumbles, run atop giant balls, juggle acrobats, etc...

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[quote]Zor's Bioroids face off against the 15Th at the mounds...
Zor: "THis is _our_ neighborhood now! We have superiority here! Hot it, boys!"
(Sketchy music starts in the background as the bioroids start breakdancing, forming mecha pyramids, doing acrobatics*, and generally doing the sort of maneuvers combat mecha just don't do...)
Dante: "These guys are good..." [quote]



One of the 15th activates the speakers in his mecha and starts playing something to breakdance too. Dana, Louie and Bowie's hover tanks in battloid mode start doing very intricate moves. Including all three spinning on their heads to end the move on their sides with the hover tanks right arm supporting the head and the right arm on the hips.:::

Zor to his bioroids.::: "We've been served"


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oops......I've been served by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy....


Okay, here goes...

The Photo Album Incident-
Rick Hunter's getting up out of his fighter when he sees Lisa walking towards him determinedly and decidedly upset about something...
Rick: (Thinking)"..uh-oh...I'm in for it about -something-..."
-Sp determined is Lisa that she pays no heed to the line of other aircraft before Ricks...
***PHHHHFFFTTTTTTTZZOOOFFFFFFFFPPHHTP*SQUIKK!!!***
-and promptly gets sucked in the intake of an idling Veritech...
Rick: (watching the ground crew go into panic-scramble mode) "...saved..."

Southern Cross:
-The 15TH ATACS vs the Black Lions in the fly-boys' bar...
Black Lion Pilot(Muntz): "Hey, donja want a glass of coffee?"
15th Trooper(Royce): "No tha--gah!"(gets coffee thrown in his face)
Muntz: "Hah! Nothing like a good cup of java I sa--*BLAM*rgghh!"*Thud*
Bowie:(lowering rifle) "Never bring decaf to a gunfight."

(space dogfight)
Black Lion Pilot: "Lieutenant Crystal? I can never get it straight- Are we flying AJAC HELICOPTERS or CHOPPERS?----AAAGGGkkk!"
(gets blown away by attentive Bioroid)
Marie:(dodging enemy fire) "That's why we never bother with that question!"

Musica: "My sisters and I share feelings, share thoughts, we are on....Allegra, why are you...wearing a thong?"
(Allegra looks everywhere except at her flustered sisters, while the rest of the cast goes crosseyed)

The Armies of the Southern Cross you never saw...
(Biosanitation Brigade) Soldier in rubber-gloved armor raises his combat plunger...
(Office Combat Unit) Filing cabinet in an office in Monument City rolls open and a machine gun tips up into firing position....
(Bikini Combat Squad) A suntanned woman in...*koff*koff*koff*

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LOL I like the last set the best! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Another Southern Cross Army that never got any coverage...

The ASC SCA...
---A group of armored cavalrymen on horses with barding, flying pendants and plumes, swinging swords and morningstars, go riding onto the field...only to get vaporized by a single strafing run by a Blue Bioroid...

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ROFLMAO! Nice abbreviation! It's too bad they didn't kick the Bioroids rear!

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-The 15th ATAC is driving through the Tirolian city aboard the Mothership, gawking at the inhabitants.
Bowie: "They're all human..."
Dana: "They must be all clones.."
(Suddenly three clones in blazers with attache cases step out in front of the Hovertanks)
Clone 1: "Humans!"
Clone 2: "Consider Yourselves Served!"
Clone 3: "You are Hereby Sued for Willful Damage of Tirolian Property!"
Clone 1: "Criminal Trespass and Emotional Duress Inflicted on Citizens!"
Clone 2: "Standing in the Way of Manifest Destiny and Rightful Global Domination!"
Clone 3: "We Plan on Asking for Eight Trillion Dollars Compensation!"
Bowie: "No, they're not ALL human..."
Dana: "Oh, why did they have to clone LAWYERS?!"
Dante: "You're not going to tell me NOT to kill these guys, right, Lieutenant?"

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Rick hears a nock on hit Barrkes door:
Door "Pizza guy"
Rick: I didnt order pizza
from Door "Telegram"
Rick "I'm not expecting a telegram... I have email"
from Door "Land Shark"
Rick "ah, Guess I better get it" *Opens door*
Ben in a shark outfit "Live from Macross-city, its saturday night"

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oops......I've been served by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy....


Okay, here goes...

The Photo Album Incident-
Rick Hunter's getting up out of his fighter when he sees Lisa walking towards him determinedly and decidedly upset about something...
Rick: (Thinking)"..uh-oh...I'm in for it about -something-..."
-Sp determined is Lisa that she pays no heed to the line of other aircraft before Ricks...
***PHHHHFFFTTTTTTTZZOOOFFFFFFFFPPHHTP*SQUIKK!!!***
-and promptly gets sucked in the intake of an idling Veritech...
Rick: (watching the ground crew go into panic-scramble mode) "...saved..."

Southern Cross:
-The 15TH ATACS vs the Black Lions in the fly-boys' bar...
Black Lion Pilot(Muntz): "Hey, donja want a glass of coffee?"
15th Trooper(Royce): "No tha--gah!"(gets coffee thrown in his face)
Muntz: "Hah! Nothing like a good cup of java I sa--*BLAM*rgghh!"*Thud*
Bowie:(lowering rifle) "Never bring decaf to a gunfight."

(space dogfight)
Black Lion Pilot: "Lieutenant Crystal? I can never get it straight- Are we flying AJAC HELICOPTERS or CHOPPERS?----AAAGGGkkk!"
(gets blown away by attentive Bioroid)
Marie:(dodging enemy fire) "That's why we never bother with that question!"

Musica: "My sisters and I share feelings, share thoughts, we are on....Allegra, why are you...wearing a thong?"
(Allegra looks everywhere except at her flustered sisters, while the rest of the cast goes crosseyed)

The Armies of the Southern Cross you never saw...
(Biosanitation Brigade) Soldier in rubber-gloved armor raises his combat plunger...
(Office Combat Unit) Filing cabinet in an office in Monument City rolls open and a machine gun tips up into firing position....
(Bikini Combat Squad) A suntanned woman in...*koff*koff*koff*


ROTFLMBOE!

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LOL Good ones guys! They were great!

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Counter Response to the Minmei Attack:

"We are the Zentraedi Who Say 'Nee!''NEE!' 'NEE!'"
Verietch Pilots: "AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!"(they spontaneously explode or go out of control...)
Gloval: "Claudia...how is our arboretum stocked for shrubbery?"

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"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."

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Yes, you must cut it down with..............a herring!

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...And what were Max and Ben doing when they got separated from Rick and Lisa aboard Breetai's flagship?

-Max is dragging Ben away from a bunch of Praxians who ahve taken up residence in an abandoned part of the flagship, eking out a primitive living between the walls...
Praxian Cultist: "Oh, we accidentally left the Protoculture sign out! We must be punished!"
Praxian Cultist 2: "We must be spanked!"
Praxian Cultists: "Spank us! Spank us!"
Max:(PUNCH)"I'll get you out of here, Ben! "(BACKHAND! JUDO THROW!)
Ben:(slung over Max's shoulder)"I've got it under control! I don't need help!"

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A canceled episode that would later become a Futurama episode:

*Ben crash lands on some strange planet. Rick and Max go looking for him and when they find him the following ensues*

Rick: What planet is this anyway?

Ben: (mumbling) I 'unno. (talking) This whole sector is uncharted.

Max: It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!

*Crashing sounds come from the woods around them and the ground starts to shake.*

Ben: What is it?

*He looks at the water in his cup which ripples like the glass of water in Jurassic Park. Max watches a puddle ripple. Ben's gut jiggles. They all tremble and hide behind a piece of wreckage. Growling comes from the woods and a huge foot stomps on the group's campfire. The foot belongs to a huge woman -- an Amazonian. Her name is Kug and she has a blue hairdo and wears very little. Two others are with her: Ornik, a darker Amazonian with dreads and Tonk, a blonde.*

KUG: Me hear people. But me not see people.

THOG: No big deal. Everybody make mistake.

*They turn to leave. Rick gestures for Max and Ben to keep quiet. Ben peers over the top of the wreckage with a big grin on his face. He turns on the charm.*

Ben: Well, hello! I usually don't say this but you are the most beautiful trio
of gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes on. (reading from notepad) I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo--

*Kug grabs him by the head and drags him away. Ornik drags Max by his feet and Tonk carries Rick over her shoulder.*

*Time Lapse. Rick, Max and Ben are in chains.*

ORNIK: We take them to our leader. She know what do.

Ben: Pfft. A female leader?

Rick: Ben, shut up.

Ben: Yes, sir!

*Amazonian City. The Amazonians lead the prisoners
past the buildings.*

THOG: This capital city planet Amazonia.

Rick: Where are all the men in your society?

ORNIK: Men die out many year ago.

Ben: With all these women around they were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas?

*He, Rick and Max laugh. The women glare at them and they suddenly stop laughing.*

*Outside Femputer Temple. The stone temple has a woman's face carved into it and smoking boobies.*

THOG: Here live vengeful, all-knowing leader. She decide men's fate.

Ben: Is she hot?

THOG: That not important. She all-knowing.

Ben: In other words, "No". Ow!

*Femputer Temple. The Amazonians and their prisoners walk into the dimly-lit building. Amazonians stand around the room. Three Amazonians bow before a wall and the wall turns around revealing a huge piece of technology with dials and flickering lights.*

THOG: (chanting) All hail Femputer.

KUG AND ORNIK: (chanting) All hail Femputer.

THOG: Femputer, we bring offering of bath beads and scented soaps.

FEMPUTER: Your gift pleases Femputer. Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet.

Rick: It was an accident, ma'am.

FEMPUTER: That does not fempute. Femputer will return after deciding your punishment.

*She spins around out of sight.*

*Time Lapse. Rick, Max, and Ben are shackled to the wall. Kug tightens the strap around Max's neck.*

Max: Yes! A little tighter. Tighter. Perhaps a hard spanking is in order? (KUG slaps Max) Too hard!

KUG: Men strange.

ORNIK: What they for? Oh, yeah, "snu-snu".

*The other Amazonians murmur.*

THOG: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.

Ben: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.

THOG: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?

Rick: What'd they die of?

KUG: Crushed pelvises.

*In the corner some happy little skeletons lie against the wall with broken pelvises. One enjoyed himself so much he is still holding the cigarette.*

Max: Yes!

Ben: Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!

*The Femputer returns.*

FEMPUTER: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death. By snu-snu!

Ben: (cheering) Yay!

Max: (cheering) Yeah! (looking over at a silent Rick) What are you, gay?

FEMPUTER: Death to the men. Death by snu-snu.

*The prisoners whimper.*

Max: Although the snu-snu part's gonna be pretty good.

Ben: Baby, it'll blow your mind.

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-Image of the blue-white globe of Earth slowly turning,,,as the POV pulls out, we see it framed in some sort of screen with a control board underneath it...
A red-gloved hand comes into the frame, hovering over the controls..
VO:"What a glorious new world to conquer! What shall it be first, Klaatus? Hot hail?"

....Before there can be an answer, the Earth lights up as the Zentraedi Grand Fleet commences its Rain of Death....

Klaatus: "Actually, sire, I don't think it's going to make any difference..."

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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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