Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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Arnie100 wrote:Waashu: "Oh, this looks interesting..." (Begins poking Xenomorph egg...)
Facehugger: (Still inside egg...) :shock: :frazz: **SCCCCRRRREEEEEECCCCCHHHHHH!!!** (Translation: "STAY AWAY!!!")


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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:
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SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:


"Ah, Home schooling."

"Today, we're covering arctic animal anatomy!"
"YYYAARRGGGHHH!!!"
:shock: :shock: :shock: "...let's try to pull off the gastro-intestinal tract module from the OUTSIDE, okay?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:


"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:


"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."


"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:


"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."


"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."


"I hate to inform you of this...but your child's a loser."
"Tell me something I don't know already." :nh:
"You're not the father."
"YES!!!" (Fist pumps and begins doing backflips...)
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Must be somebody else...Tolliver loves his kids...even the ones that 'morph into half-ton killer insectoids.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Must be somebody else...Tolliver loves his kids...even the ones that 'morph into half-ton killer insectoids.


Meanwhile ... In UEsG Headquarters...

"Let me get this straight, We exiled these rejects and loonies to IceGuard, but failed notice the exemption that allows the ones that are parents to come down for school functions!?!"

"According to HR we have to let them attend..."
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:


"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."


"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."


"I hate to inform you of this...but your child's a loser."
"Tell me something I don't know already." :nh:
"You're not the father."
"YES!!!" (Fist pumps and begins doing backflips...)
:shock:


Twitch: "I knew switching places with Tolliver would pay off."

Arnie100: (Looking nervously at the girl in the Mutant Polar Bear hide, holding a spear, sniffing him.) "What about this one?"

Twitch: "Oh! That's Niomi's oldest. She told me to enroll her in classes while I'm here. Don't worry. Unless you show signs of weakness she isn't likely to skin and eat you." :D
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Major Jones: "What can you tell us of what's going on back in the Warm, Mister Tolliver?"
Tolliver: "Too dangerous outside the school. Never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel safer back here."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Celsia: "No way in hell I'm sending my children to that school!" :eek:


"Well; uhm....it seems they've been automatically enrolled..."


"Wait til Tolliver finds out he has to go to Parent Teacher Night."


"I hate to inform you of this...but your child's a loser."
"Tell me something I don't know already." :nh:
"You're not the father."
"YES!!!" (Fist pumps and begins doing backflips...)
:shock:


Twitch: "I knew switching places with Tolliver would pay off."

Arnie100: (Looking nervously at the girl in the Mutant Polar Bear hide, holding a spear, sniffing him.) "What about this one?"

Twitch: "Oh! That's Niomi's oldest. She told me to enroll her in classes while I'm here. Don't worry. Unless you show signs of weakness she isn't likely to skin and eat you." :D


Annie: "Ooohhh...lookit the teddy bear with the stick!"
Girl in the Mutant Polar Bear hide: :shock: :frazz: (Turns and runs away screaming...)
Twitch: :shock:
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"Twitch, Tim Taylor and Washuu walk into a lab..."

:eek: :eek: :eek: "Race you to the bunker!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
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SRoss wrote:"Twitch, Tim Taylor and Washuu walk into a lab..."

:eek: :eek: :eek: "Race you to the bunker!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Bunker: <<ATTEMPTED UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY. USE OF DEADLY FORCE PERMISSABLE!>>

"It's just a Bunker! What's it gonna do?"

(Several Gatling guns suddenly appear...)

:shock: "That's so wrong..."
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<<FACULTY BIOMETRICS ACCEPTED, INDIVIDUALS IN APPROVAL DIRECTORY IDENTIFIED BY SPECIFIC BIO-CODE. SITUATION RED! WLCOME IN!>>
"What does it mean by that?"
"It's keyed to ID you by your knocking knees, him by his ####ing himself, you by your chattering teeth, and me by my obscenity-laced praying under my breath."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Elsewhere in MCH #69.

Tanya: "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! THIS IS MILITARY ETHICS 101! I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR!"

Robotech Master: (Observing from orbit) "Damn! I thought WE were ruthless!"
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taalismn wrote:<<FACULTY BIOMETRICS ACCEPTED, INDIVIDUALS IN APPROVAL DIRECTORY IDENTIFIED BY SPECIFIC BIO-CODE. SITUATION RED! WLCOME IN!>>
"What does it mean by that?"
"It's keyed to ID you by your knocking knees, him by his ####ing himself, you by your chattering teeth, and me by my obscenity-laced praying under my breath."


"In other words...a bunker just called us a bunch of cowards?"
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"Worse. It BUTTONHOLED us as cowards."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:"Worse. It BUTTONHOLED us as cowards."


"What a stupid machine...I'm not like Edwa -- "
Bunker: <<ACCESS DENIED. YOU HAVE HURT MY FEELINGS.>>
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"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."
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Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
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batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."


"Yeah, that's Arnie's Dybbuk box. I wouldn't open that if I were you..."
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SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."


"Yeah, that's Arnie's Dybbuk box. I wouldn't open that if I were you..."


"What could possibly ha -- "

KA-BLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon and Batlchip: :shock:
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?"
"...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man."

Red Queen":Your all going to die down here."
Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's liquor cabinet. Scree(translation) bugger off I'm hiding here."


"Yeah, that's Arnie's Dybbuk box. I wouldn't open that if I were you..."


"What could possibly ha -- "

KA-BLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon and Batlchip: :shock:


"Wow, the ancient Hebrew demon knows how to rig MDC Claymores. Who knew?"

"This is why you shouldn't open it."
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"iy's why the local rabbi is ex-IDF and drives a Rhino bomb-disposal vehicle."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."
Who is evil?
Who is joy
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Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
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batlchip wrote:*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

#WHIP-KRAK#
"YELP!"
Minmei: "You speak only when I allow you to, mutt-boy!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

#WHIP-KRAK#
"YELP!"
Minmei: "You speak only when I allow you to, mutt-boy!"


(Suddenly, the door to the room is kicked open...)

Sammie: "What are you doing with MY man, harlot?! I'M the only one who can punish him that way! (Knocks Minmei out with an impressive right hook...) You've been such a BAD BOY! I'm gonna have to PUNISH you!" (Takes out a ridiculously large paddle...)
Khyron: :shock: :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

#WHIP-KRAK#
"YELP!"
Minmei: "You speak only when I allow you to, mutt-boy!"


(Suddenly, the door to the room is kicked open...)

Sammie: "What are you doing with MY man, harlot?! I'M the only one who can punish him that way! (Knocks Minmei out with an impressive right hook...) You've been such a BAD BOY! I'm gonna have to PUNISH you!" (Takes out a ridiculously large paddle...)
Khyron: :shock: :frazz:


Batlchip: :shock: :eek: :erm: :frazz: :ugh: :puke:
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Khyron: "Should I use the featherduster?"
Sammie: "No, dear, I'm getting out the vacuum cleaner."
Khyron: "Oh boooooyyyy..."

Rei Ayanami: "Now you know why Ruri and I sleep over at your place at least once a week."
Asuka:"...I think I can consider that 'offering sancuary'..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2: :shock: :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
[color=#FF0000KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!![/color]
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2: :shock: :frazz:


Sammie: "I really wish you wouldn't encourage Lang with his dream of designing the next great household appliance, dear. Household vacuums made from surplus Valkyrie turbines...no...."
Khyron: "But he has so much FUN doing it! And you have to admit, it really pulls the stains out of the carpets."


And AGAIN Blooper material bleeds over!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
[color=#FF0000KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!![/color]
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2: :shock: :frazz:


Sammie: "I really wish you wouldn't encourage Lang with his dream of designing the next great household appliance, dear. Household vacuums made from surplus Valkyrie turbines...no...."
Khyron: "But he has so much FUN doing it! And you have to admit, it really pulls the stains out of the carpets."


And AGAIN Blooper material bleeds over!


Roomba: (With Lang's vacuum) :lol: :lol: :lol: "AT LAST! I'VE ACHIEVED EVOLUTIONARY PERFECTION!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "You missed a spot, dear..."
[color=#FF0000KKKKAAAAAA-RRRRRAAACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!![/color]
Random MCHS Students #1 & #2: :shock: :frazz:


Sammie: "I really wish you wouldn't encourage Lang with his dream of designing the next great household appliance, dear. Household vacuums made from surplus Valkyrie turbines...no...."
Khyron: "But he has so much FUN doing it! And you have to admit, it really pulls the stains out of the carpets."


And AGAIN Blooper material bleeds over!


Roomba: (With Lang's vacuum) :lol: :lol: :lol: "AT LAST! I'VE ACHIEVED EVOLUTIONARY PERFECTION!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tim Taylor :twisted: "Not yet you haven't!"
Waashu :twisted:
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Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor :twisted: "Not yet you haven't!"
Waashu :twisted:


Washuu: "Tim, your series has been off the air for...how many years now? Time to give it a rest."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor :twisted: "Not yet you haven't!"
Waashu :twisted:


Washuu: "Tim, your series has been off the air for...how many years now? Time to give it a rest."


Tim Taylor: "At least they still show mine!"
Waashu: "Touche!"
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Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) :heart: "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!" :heart:

Every Male in the Class: :fl: :ok: :fl:
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SRoss wrote:Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) :heart: "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!" :heart:

Every Male in the Class: :fl: :ok: :fl:


Every Female in the Class: :x :badbad: :x
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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SRoss wrote:Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) :heart: "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!" :heart:

Every Male in the Class: :fl: :ok: :fl:

"Remember; if somebody asks 'are you a god?', answer 'Yes'."---Hernan Cortez
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Elsewhere in MCH #69...

Quetzalcoatl: (Hopping up and down) :heart: "Hello class! I'm your new Drama Teacher!" :heart:

Every Male in the Class: :fl: :ok: :fl:

"Remember; if somebody asks 'are you a god?', answer 'Yes'."---Hernan Cortez


"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."
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SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."


"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."


"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"


"Physics actually..."
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."


"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"


"Physics actually..."


Minmei: "Why can't I have a chest like that?! I'm a goddess of the entertainment world!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "I think she's losing it..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I KNOW she's losing it!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."


"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"


"Physics actually..."


Minmei: "Why can't I have a chest like that?! I'm a goddess of the entertainment world!"


"Because our animators decided to draw humans with REALISTIC proportions. Your half Chinese, half Japanese. Neither ethnic group is known for being um, chesty."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Only a goddess can have a chest like that..."


"RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION!"


"Physics actually..."


Minmei: "Why can't I have a chest like that?! I'm a goddess of the entertainment world!"


"Because our animators decided to draw humans with REALISTIC proportions. Your half Chinese, half Japanese. Neither ethnic group is known for being um, chesty."



"Trust me, you'd be plenty surprised that there are Chinese and Japanese women that are chesty."
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"Your next science question, students?"
"Do breast implants expand and explode in space?"
"Your next science question, please?"
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And the Turning of a Page"

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Minmei: (Laughing insanely) :demon: :demon: :demon: "SOON! I WILL BE THE ONE TRUE GODDESS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

"OH MY GOD! SHE'S DECAPITATED RICK ASLEY!!!" :eek:
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SRoss wrote:Minmei: (Laughing insanely) :demon: :demon: :demon: "SOON! I WILL BE THE ONE TRUE GODDESS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

"OH MY GOD! SHE'S DECAPITATED RICK ASLEY!!!" :eek:


"Drama queen..." :| :| :| :roll:
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Beyonce: "B***h, I'M the GODDESS OF ENT -- "

BLAM!!!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!!

(Down Below...)

Beyonce and Charon: :shock:

(Meanwhile...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "OH MY GOD! MINMEI'S LOST HER MIND!'
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Rick James: "I'M RICK JAMES FO..."

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM


"Saw that coming a mile away." :roll:
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