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Unread postPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:43 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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Oh yeah, though I picture them as all-white and having flukes.

Great find! :ok:


Annie: "They're sssssooooo CUTE!" :love: :love: :hug: :hug:
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Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:43 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
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Oh yeah, though I picture them as all-white and having flukes.

Great find! :ok:


Annie: "They're sssssooooo CUTE!" :love: :love: :hug: :hug:
Norcas: :shock::frazz:


Tholdus: "It's murder getting a leash on them for walkies, though."
Naomi: " No it's not! You just have to scratch them under the chin while you're attaching the lead!"
Tolliver: "...not all of us have a superpsychic affinity with hybrid mutant apex predators."

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"Have you ever seen an entire species attempt their own extinction?"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Staring at all the Norcas...) :shock: "What the -- ?!"

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Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:34 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
"Have you ever seen an entire species attempt their own extinction?"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Staring at all the Norcas...) :shock: "What the -- ?!"


Minutes later, Annie shows up riding Cerberus, in an attempt to catch them all.


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Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:58 pm
  

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"We'll always have the giant mutant squid."

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Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:36 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
"We'll always have the giant mutant squid."


Giant Mutant Squid: :shock: :frazz: (Swims towards a pod of Sperm Whales...)
"Well...we did..."

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"Are we supposed to be HUNTING these things, or PRESERVING them?!"
"As in pickling-preserving them?"
"As in conservation-preserving them."
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Lorina: "VEARIA! Why do you insist on going out specimen collecting with just this Annie person!?!" :badbad:

Vearia: "She's very good at catching things she determines are CUTE." :mrgreen:

Bhu Bhus: (Desperately trying to figure out how to shape shift into snow) :eek: :frazz: :eek: :frazz: :eek:


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Jones: "Y'know, I almost pity them all, trapped in those little glass jars. ALMOST."

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"Is this why the Arctic Circle so devoid of life? One little girl?"
"It's not devoid of life...we're still here."

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Arnie100 wrote:
"Is this why the Arctic Circle so devoid of life? One little girl?"
"It's not devoid of life...we're still here."



"Some would claim we no longer qualify as alive....Well, I mean, according to the official records, we're all legally dead...Or were you talking about the SOCIAL life?"
"Never mind..."

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Unread postPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:53 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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"Is this why the Arctic Circle so devoid of life? One little girl?"
"It's not devoid of life...we're still here."



"Some would claim we no longer qualify as alive....Well, I mean, according to the official records, we're all legally dead...Or were you talking about the SOCIAL life?"
"Never mind..."


* Somewhere well hidden and deep underground a hacker is braking into the UEG's military black ops files and comes across a well hidden file that only consists of the following words Project Cold Death*

The Ice Guard base: Jones: " What do you mean we are being attack by frozen zombies and that flamethrowers don't work? "

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Kargan3033 wrote:
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* Somewhere well hidden and deep underground a hacker is braking into the UEG's military black ops files and comes across a well hidden file that only consists of the following words Project Cold Death*

The Ice Guard base: Jones: " What do you mean we are being attack by frozen zombies and that flamethrowers don't work? "


"Fortunately, we kept a dish of Alvarez's 'Five Harbringers of the Apocalypse Chili' against just such a contingency."

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taalismn wrote:
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* Somewhere well hidden and deep underground a hacker is braking into the UEG's military black ops files and comes across a well hidden file that only consists of the following words Project Cold Death*

The Ice Guard base: Jones: " What do you mean we are being attack by frozen zombies and that flamethrowers don't work? "


"Fortunately, we kept a dish of Alvarez's 'Five Harbringers of the Apocalypse Chili' against just such a contingency."


Yes that is a meal everyone remembers, namely because it sticks in the lower large intestine for a month or so.

That and the acid reflux people get from it makes Xenomorph blood look like tepid water.

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Kargan3033 wrote:

Yes that is a meal everyone remembers, namely because it sticks in the lower large intestine for a month or so.

That and the acid reflux people get from it makes Xenomorph blood look like tepid water.


"Don't go near that green snow."

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taalismn wrote:
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Yes that is a meal everyone remembers, namely because it sticks in the lower large intestine for a month or so.

That and the acid reflux people get from it makes Xenomorph blood look like tepid water.


"Don't go near that green snow."


Given that all the Ice Guards see(for the most part) is an endless sea of white, bright colors might attract the dumb bunnies of the Ice Guards while the more intelligent(long term survivors)know that bright colors equals DANGER!

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Given that all the Ice Guards see(for the most part) is an endless sea of white, bright colors might attract the dumb bunnies of the Ice Guards while the more intelligent(long term survivors)know that bright colors equals DANGER!


"It's GREEN! Springtime is here!"
"Spectrum's wrong for chlorophyll! Don't touch-oh well, dibs on his locker."

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taalismn wrote:
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Given that all the Ice Guards see(for the most part) is an endless sea of white, bright colors might attract the dumb bunnies of the Ice Guards while the more intelligent(long term survivors)know that bright colors equals DANGER!


"It's GREEN! Springtime is here!"
"Spectrum's wrong for chlorophyll! Don't touch-oh well, dibs on his locker."



I wonder what the betting spread is on the newbie Ice Guards is and how many categories there are for newbie to buy the farm in the betting pool.

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I wonder what the betting spread is on the newbie Ice Guards is and how many categories there are for newbie to buy the farm in the betting pool.



Starts the moment they get off the transport. Betting pool starts with whether they make it to the airfield reception area(or any other structure around the airfield). .

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It's worse if you're a "special" transfer from another unit or if you were stupid enough to volunteer.

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taalismn wrote:
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I wonder what the betting spread is on the newbie Ice Guards is and how many categories there are for newbie to buy the farm in the betting pool.



Starts the moment they get off the transport. Betting pool starts with whether they make it to the airfield reception area(or any other structure around the airfield). .


The Ice Guard betting pool would be a Power Point nightmare. :twisted:

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It's worse if you're a "special" transfer from another unit or if you were stupid enough to volunteer.


Anyone volunteering for duty in the Ice Guard is one for four types: stupid, naïve, suicidal or a masochist.

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Unread postPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:37 am
  

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Kargan3033 wrote:
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It's worse if you're a "special" transfer from another unit or if you were stupid enough to volunteer.


Anyone volunteering for duty in the Ice Guard is one for four types: stupid, naïve, suicidal or a masochist.


At least one volunteered to get away from his Ex.


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Unread postPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:39 am
  

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SRoss wrote:
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It's worse if you're a "special" transfer from another unit or if you were stupid enough to volunteer.


Anyone volunteering for duty in the Ice Guard is one for four types: stupid, naïve, suicidal or a masochist.


At least one volunteered to get away from his Ex.


Well if that's the case then his Ex must have been a cast iron ***** for him to willingly volunteer for duty in the Ice Guard which would improve his odds of surviving in the Ice Guard.

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Unread postPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:52 pm
  

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Kargan3033 wrote:
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It's worse if you're a "special" transfer from another unit or if you were stupid enough to volunteer.


Anyone volunteering for duty in the Ice Guard is one for four types: stupid, naïve, suicidal or a masochist.


At least one volunteered to get away from his Ex.


Well if that's the case then his Ex must have been a cast iron ***** for him to willingly volunteer for duty in the Ice Guard which would improve his odds of surviving in the Ice Guard.


There may have been more then one Ex involved, there are actually die charts for how you ended up in Ice Guard.


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SRoss wrote:

There may have been more then one Ex involved, there are actually die charts for how you ended up in Ice Guard.


"Frozen like a popsicle?!"
"Eaten by NORCAS?!"
"Sent out on a coffee run?!"

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Well if that's the case then his Ex must have been a cast iron ***** for him to willingly volunteer for duty in the Ice Guard which would improve his odds of surviving in the Ice Guard.


Or the guy's a prime bastard who knows in advance the fatality figures for a unit like Ice Guard and means to lure his ex after him, or bring his soon-to-be-ex out with him, figuring he'll outlive her(or him)...
Irony typically strikes such plots, if the ex survives and becomes the plotter's superior, and/or otherwise outlives the would-be plotter of murder-by-environment.

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Jones sipped his coffee-like substance and stared up at the Gargoyle as it's fold bubble spread out to envelop the base and the hive.

Jones: "Well, this su..."

"Sir-"
"Yes, I KNOW. Everybody knows the procedure."
"Bar the doors and windows, switch to closed life support, , hide the coffee, arm the welcome mats and ring the norca bell?"
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"Well sir, we appear to be in a river in downtown Indianapolis... Oh, by the way! Captain Morgan is yelling at you. Something about our landing washing his boat on to the street. Oh and something about your mother..."



"How cold do the winters in Indianapolis get?"
"The question is going to be, how cold the SUMMERS get now."

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Jones: "Ah it's good to be back in the cold again."

Sudden explosion.

Vanitch: "Sir someone torpedoed the supply ship bringing your coffee."

Jones: :x :x :x "MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGAAAAANNNNN!!!!" :x :x :x

Aboard the Antarctican submarine a snake-like figure looked away from the parascope.

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Morgan: "Where did we get the extra coffee?"
"Found it drifting, Sir."
Morgan: "Carry on, then. Make sure to bring me a brew."

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Morgan: "Where did we get the extra coffee?"
"Found it drifting, Sir."
Morgan: "Carry on, then. Make sure to bring me a brew."


Morgan: "Remember the formula; ten parts coffee, ninety parts rum."

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taalismn wrote:
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Morgan: "Where did we get the extra coffee?"
"Found it drifting, Sir."
Morgan: "Carry on, then. Make sure to bring me a brew."


Morgan: "Remember the formula; ten parts coffee, ninety parts rum."


"We're out of rum, Sir."
Morgan: "JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!" :x :x :x

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"We're out of rum, Sir."
Morgan: "JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!" :x :x :x


Jones: "Best tasting antifreeze we've had in a while...."
"It scares me, sir, that we actually know that to be true."
"Ah, yes, isn't adaptive mutation wonderful?"


...Given we've established that the Ice Guard are mutating, it wouldn't surprise me if more and more members acquire resistance, if not outright immunity, to ingested toxins in their diet...if only to thumb their noses at the Franklin Expedition, which may have been suffering lead poisoning from the solder in their canned pemmican rations.

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Jones: "Who'd you book for the Fall Festival?"

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Jones: "Who'd you book for the Fall Festival?"

Vanitch: :erm: :erm: :erm: "Umm..." :erm: :erm: :erm:


*Sigh*"Get out the thermal defrosting pads and the hot air blowers...."

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"At least it isn't as bad as when KISS played here."

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"At least it isn't as bad as when KISS played here."

Flashback: Base Personnel running screaming as the pyro melts the ice beneath the IceGuard base.


"First time I've seen playing fire hoses on a concert crowd as a GOOD thing."

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Jones: "Let me get this straight, you crammed a Reflex Warhead into Toombs' Tracking Anklet."

Twitch: "Yeah! Now, if I could just finish wiring the remote into the Arecibo antenna, I won't have to wait for the timer to go off..."


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Unread postPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:38 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Jones: "Let me get this straight, you crammed a Reflex Warhead into Toombs' Tracking Anklet."

Twitch: "Yeah! Now, if I could just finish wiring the remote into the Arecibo antenna, I won't have to wait for the timer to go off..."


Jones: " Don't you thinking you are *blowing* this out of proportion? "

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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:11 pm
  

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Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Jones: "Let me get this straight, you crammed a Reflex Warhead into Toombs' Tracking Anklet."

Twitch: "Yeah! Now, if I could just finish wiring the remote into the Arecibo antenna, I won't have to wait for the timer to go off..."


Jones: " Don't you thinking you are *blowing* this out of proportion? "


"No."
"Okay. Then if you're okay with it, nothing more be said of it. "

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:26 pm
  

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Jones: "Dare I ask who we have playing the Halloween party?"

Minmei: "WE'RE ROBOTECH SOUND FORCE AND WE'RE GOING TO ROCK YOU OUT WITH FLY GANGSTER RAP RHYTHMS!!!"


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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:14 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Jones: "Dare I ask who we have playing the Halloween party?"

Minmei: "WE'RE ROBOTECH SOUND FORCE AND WE'RE GOING TO ROCK YOU OUT WITH FLY GANGSTER RAP RHYTHMS!!!"


"JUst open the hall doors to the outside and ring the yeti bell...."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:47 pm
  

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Random Characters:
*Tukata 'Snow Blossom' Pramoj Miles----"Shotgun Harry' Miles' 'mail order bride' who was literally shipped to him. Has prior history with Shotgun in that she was the callgirl that MIles got in a fight over with a local Thai mobster in the incident that got MIles sent to Ice Guard. However, not satisfied with his brother's (a UEDF regional commander) vow that the obnoxious(and facebreaking) Miles had been 'disappeared' for the affront of breaking a good number of the twerp's bones and shooting up his business establishment, the crimelord tracked down Miles's forwarding address(a minor breach of UEDF security in itself) and got his brother to send the guy a 'token of his esteem' after taking the object of their little tiff on a quick and fatal tour of the flash-freezer of a Ranong factory fishing ship(one of the criminal's other enterprises). A few bribes to look the other way and a box of 'frozen fish' addressed to Harry MIles was put in one of the supply drops to Ice Guard.
Fortunately, the race-horse-in-the-bed cruelty of the 'gift' was negated by the fact that the body was sent to a place that excelled in reviving and repairing cryogenically-preserved bodies, and it was a simple matter for Ice Guard's deep-frostbite response team to revive the girl, albeit with some swisscheesed memories. With no means at the time of sending her back, and no hard evidence of who did it(but some good ideas as to), the IG had to keep her on base., Harry, feeling responsible, proposed to the young lady after she had acculturated into the IG base society after a year or so(and could be proven to be reasonably sane after such experience), and the two were soon happily married. Still are, and are sane together, though Mrs. Miles sometimes has episodes of wondering if she's Thai, Eskimo, or Denisovan.
(Though IG couldn't interest anybody on the outside in following up on the criminal aspects of the case, the Thai mobster responsible several years later came to a curious end, found packed in a consignment of frozen fish fillets, having apparently fallen into the processing equipment. Though ruled an accident, both Harry MIles and Lt. Darklith were in a curiously festive mood around the same time. When asked about their good spirits, all they would say was that 'revenge is a dish best served cold' and 'justice is cold, but fair.")

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:48 pm
  

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I'm suddenly envisioning a "WIVING THE ICEGUARD campaign. Starting with the girls of the E.B.S.I.S. Penal battalion...

Lt. Darklith: "I sware to god sir, they're all defectors!"


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Unread postPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:23 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
I'm suddenly envisioning a "WIVING THE ICEGUARD campaign. Starting with the girls of the E.B.S.I.S. Penal battalion...

Lt. Darklith: "I sware to god sir, they're all defectors!"


Or to b fair: "HUSBANDING THE ICEGUARD" campaign.
"Single Asian-American Female, 24, seeks supportive male mate not turned off by proficiency with knives, explosives, and flame throwers. Must enjoy great outdoors, skiing, cuddling, and bitter cold. Durability and resistance to food poisoning a must. Send profile and picture to IGCLOVECONNECT063"

_________________
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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