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"Remember; if you can't blow them to pieces, blow them into the sun."

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Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:00 pm
  

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"April snowstorm?"
"Yeah, cheesebread run."

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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:39 pm
  

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Jones enters his office...

SPLASH!


Secundo: "April Fo..." (Tap tap) "Um, Commander?"

Vanitch: (Taking the phone) "Hey doc, we need the heating pads up at the CO's office. Yeah, Secundo mistook the SLMH for water again..." :nh:


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Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:34 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Jones enters his office...

SPLASH!


Secundo: "April Fo..." (Tap tap) "Um, Commander?"

Vanitch: (Taking the phone) "Hey doc, we need the heating pads up at the CO's office. Yeah, Secundo mistook the SLMH for water again..." :nh:


"Our new state of the art anti-hypothermia treatment...the chisel thaw."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:26 pm
  

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Jones: "Ah Spring!"

#SPLASH!#


Jones: (Floating in the water) "I hate this @#$%^&* place!" :x


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Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:29 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Jones: "Ah Spring!"

#SPLASH!#


Jones: (Floating in the water) "I hate this @#$%^&* place!" :x



Captain Morgan: "You be treading in MY realm now, snowboy!"

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


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Unread postPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:35 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:45 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."


Lucky for her, the Gura Invid never developed 1970s/80s, School Board issued Filmstrip Projector technology...


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Unread postPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:03 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."


Lucky for her, the Gura Invid never developed 1970s/80s, School Board issued Filmstrip Projector technology...

(Shot of Gura Gurab tangled up in film reel, and tearing it apart trying to get disentangled)

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 10:06 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Celsia looked at the pile of crates with confusion."MCH #69 Sex-Ed Films? Who keeps dumping these in my hive?"


"Ah....this looks like direct-to-video bad fanfiction."


Lucky for her, the Gura Invid never developed 1970s/80s, School Board issued Filmstrip Projector technology...

(Shot of Gura Gurab tangled up in film reel, and tearing it apart trying to get disentangled)


After getting help from the base motorpool...
(Shot of Gura and IceGuarders alike looking confused as they try to interpret the warbling sound and jumping picture.)


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Unread postPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:29 am
  

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"Ah, surrealist entertainment again."
"Makes perfect sense to me!"
"That's because you're so doped to the gills you could walk on the ceiling and not notice anything wrong."

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 4:55 pm
  

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Vanitch: "So anyway, I tried to send that Shinji kid back to MCH #69."

Jones: "What happened?"

Vanitch: "Tollivar, drugged him and packed himself in the box instead... Something about needing to get away from these crazy women."

Cut to a secret headquarters packed with scantily clad women...

Woman #1: "Rejoice Sisters! We have captured the box containing our beloved Shinji!"

They open the box...

"Your not Shinji!?!"

Tollivar: :eek: :? :eek:


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Unread postPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 9:59 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
Vanitch: "So anyway, I tried to send that Shinji kid back to MCH #69."

Jones: "What happened?"

Vanitch: "Tollivar, drugged him and packed himself in the box instead... Something about needing to get away from these crazy women."

Cut to a secret headquarters packed with scantily clad women...

Woman #1: "Rejoice Sisters! We have captured the box containing our beloved Shinji!"

They open the box...

"Your not Shinji!?!"

Tollivar: :eek: :? :eek:


"Will you let me sleep if I tell you where he is?"
"We can punch you out for looking at us. AFTER you tell us where he is."
"Fair enough."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Sun May 28, 2017 11:15 pm
  

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Jones: "What's with the stage and the Veritechs doing dance numbers?"

Vantch: "We're getting entertainment sir! Minmei and the ROBOTECH: Sound Force! ... Where are you going!?!"

Jones: (Stripping to his underwear) "Skinny dipping..."


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Unread postPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 5:59 pm
  

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Remembered and rediscovered this quote from the move Ice Station Zebra:

David Jones: Where were you stationed, Captain, before you were picked up in transit?

Capt. Leslie Anders: Asia

David Jones: Ah, then you haven't been on the ice before either.

Capt. Leslie Anders: No, Sir. A bullet goes just as fast up here as it does down there.

David Jones: Not quite. An insignificant difference, perhaps, but I think you'll find the operational characteristics of the M-16 indicate that a bullet will decelerate as much as 40 feet per second per second faster in these climate conditions. It's denser air, you know.


Clearly the Jones were associated with cold weather operations even during the Cold War... :D

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 12:39 am
  

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Jones: "I'm hoping sound doesn't carry though all the ice freezing around me."


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Unread postPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 1:56 am
  

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SRoss wrote:
Jones: "I'm hoping sound doesn't carry though all the ice freezing around me."


Sparks: "I heard ice acts as an amplifier, Cap'n."
Jones: "Shut up, Sparks. Why is there always someone named 'Sparks' on every ship and base in charge of comms?! "

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Unread postPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 10:10 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
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Jones: "I'm hoping sound doesn't carry though all the ice freezing around me."


Sparks: "I heard ice acts as an amplifier, Cap'n."
Jones: "Shut up, Sparks. Why is there always someone named 'Sparks' on every ship and base in charge of comms?! "


"Command amnesia.....it's easier for officers to memorize one name than to familiarize themselves with each individual soldier."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:25 pm
  

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A cargo parachute drops from the usual transport.

Bolo: (strapped to the chute) <At last I get to join a team of dedicated warriors fighting for good!> :D

The chute touches down on the tarmac...

#CRACK!#


<Oh crud...> :?

#SPLASH!#


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(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."


Twitch: "Actually, if I'm reading the map correctly, we're on Lake Baikal this time."


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Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:57 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."


Twitch: "Actually, if I'm reading the map correctly, we're on Lake Baikal this time."


"Better than Europa...damned space-squid."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:22 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
(looking at hole in ice)"Wow...we just happen to be on EARTH'S North Pole this week..."


Twitch: "Actually, if I'm reading the map correctly, we're on Lake Baikal this time."


"Better than Europa...damned space-squid."


Shuggoth: *How do they keep finding us!?!* :frust:


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Ice Guard Trooper 1:"...heh...,more non-euclidian architecture..."
Ice Guard Trooper 2: "Late P#feghk school I'd say."
Ice Guard Trooper 1: "Nah, it's Fake Neo-Gr@'nn if anything. The finial ph'at*og are oriented all wrong for anything of the P#feghk formulations."
Ice Guard Trooper 2: " But that -is- a characteristic of the deep ort adaptations of classical P#f, since they had to take into account time dilation differences and distortions in the ambient gravitational #hek fields from those cultures closer to the sun...not to mention the changes in color palette at that distance. You forgot to factor that in. Infrared paints are just not part of any of the Neo-Gr@'nn movements. "

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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Were we supposed to be welcoming Mauve Squadron to base?"
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yeah, why?"
Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Our sentry guns just shot a transport down."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: :twisted:

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Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:04 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Were we supposed to be welcoming Mauve Squadron to base?"
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yeah, why?"
Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Our sentry guns just shot a transport down."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: :twisted:


This is why Leonard now supplies the IceGuard using ICBMs.

A warhead slams into the Commander's Office.

Vanitch: (Sticking her head out of the filing cabinet) "Sir, I think your China figurines are here."


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SRoss wrote:
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This is why Leonard now supplies the IceGuard using ICBMs.

A warhead slams into the Commander's Office.

Vanitch: (Sticking her head out of the filing cabinet) "Sir, I think your China figurines are here."


"Well, it's not as if they're shipping us farm-fresh eggs...They really can't screw up powdered."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unread postPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:00 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
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This is why Leonard now supplies the IceGuard using ICBMs.

A warhead slams into the Commander's Office.

Vanitch: (Sticking her head out of the filing cabinet) "Sir, I think your China figurines are here."


"Well, it's not as if they're shipping us farm-fresh eggs...They really can't screw up powdered."


"Hey, given we're moving all the time, how does Logistics find us?"

:eek: :eek: :eek: "Nnnnnooooooo! Stop thinking about that! You'll break the Universe!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


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"They bomb at random and hope for the best."
"Emphasis on 'bomb'."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
"They bomb at random and hope for the best."
"Emphasis on 'bomb'."


"It's not random. We call it 'Selective Targeting'!"

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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
"They bomb at random and hope for the best."
"Emphasis on 'bomb'."


"It's not random. We call it 'Selective Targeting'!"


"Yes, we select the entire polar ice cap."

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:23 pm
  

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A warhead slams into the EBSIS Siberia base...

EBSIS Officer: "Is it nuclear?"

Bomb Tech: "Nyet! It contains nude pictures of someone named ... Dana?"

At that moment, the Master's Mothership the missile hit on the way down, crashes on the base...


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Unread postPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:40 pm
  

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SRoss wrote:
A warhead slams into the EBSIS Siberia base...

EBSIS Officer: "Is it nuclear?"

Bomb Tech: "Nyet! It contains nude pictures of someone named ... Dana?"

At that moment, the Master's Mothership the missile hit on the way down, crashes on the base...


Dana: "Hopefully, I deleted those pictures I took when I was in college!" :shock:

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"We have a name for you Robotech Masters."
"Indeed? And what is that, arrogant micronian?"
"Norca chow."
^GRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR^
"AIIEEE-"

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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:

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Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:40 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


A ragged figure staggers out of the Mothership wreckage...

EBSIS Tech: "COMRADES! I SAVED THE NAKID PICTURE OF DANA!!!" (Collapses between them and the Norca)


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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


A ragged figure staggers out of the Mothership wreckage...

EBSIS Tech: "COMRADES! I SAVED THE NAKID PICTURE OF DANA!!!" (Collapses between them and the
Norca)


"AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (As the Nirvana swallows the EBSIS Tech...)
"Man, I was hoping to see those pics!" :nh:
:shock: "Uhm, that Norca's still coming after us!"
"RUN, STUPID!" :frazz:

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Arnie100 wrote:
"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


"From either end it's pretty hideous."

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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:56 pm
  

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


"From either end it's pretty hideous."



**CCCCCHHHHHOOOOMMMMPPPP!!**

(Down Below...)

:sshock
Charon: :nh: "Shouldn't have called it ugly."
"But it was UGLY." (Shudders dramatically..."

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Unread postPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:02 pm
  

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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
"What the check's a Norca?!"
"I dunno...but it's big and ugly!"

(The Norca turns and moves towards them...)

:shock: "Maybe you shouldn't have called it 'ugly'! I think you hurt its feelings!" :frazz:


A ragged figure staggers out of the Mothership wreckage...

EBSIS Tech: "COMRADES! I SAVED THE NAKID PICTURE OF DANA!!!" (Collapses between them and the
Norca)


"[i]AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"[/i] (As the Nirvana swallows the EBSIS Tech...)
"Man, I was hoping to see those pics!" :nh:
:shock: "Uhm, that Norca's still coming after us!"
"RUN, STUPID!" :frazz:


Giving the picture the briefest of glimpses, the Norca charged forward and was promptly crushed by an incoming supply drop.

IceGuard Trooper: :shock: "Wow! So the Stirling Effect works on animals too. Who knew..." :shock:


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"That name is cursed, I tell you! CURSED!" :frazz:
"Nonsense...watch Ster --"

(Down Below...)

:shock:
"Told you..." :nh:
Charon: :shock:

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Pvt. Tholdus: "Sir, I have a new idea how to attract more income."
Major Jones: "Indeed?"
Tholdus: "See, down in the Warm some extreme environment tourists like to visit places like Death Valley when it gets REALLY hot, just to say they survived...if they do. Well, we have some of the COLDEST weather around! We advertise that, we can get the summer AND winter crowds up here PAYING to be abused by the weather!"
Jones: "Great idea, Private....there's just the matter that officially WE DON'T EXIST, so how we supposed to advertise?"
Tholdus: "...ah..whispering campaign?"

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taalismn wrote:
Pvt. Tholdus: "Sir, I have a new idea how to attract more income."
Major Jones: "Indeed?"
Tholdus: "See, down in the Warm some extreme environment tourists like to visit places like Death Valley when it gets REALLY hot, just to say they survived...if they do. Well, we have some of the COLDEST weather around! We advertise that, we can get the summer AND winter crowds up here PAYING to be abused by the weather!"
Jones: "Great idea, Private....there's just the matter that officially WE DON'T EXIST, so how we supposed to advertise?"
Tholdus: "...ah..whispering campaign?"


Later

Tholdus: "Forget it guys, he didn't go for it."

Cut to: Niomi, Tolliver and Segundo, painting ads on the sides of several captured Norca.


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Niomi: :shock: "We have to let them go?!"
Norcas: (Glaring at their captors...) :twisted:

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SRoss wrote:
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Later

Tholdus: "Forget it guys, he didn't go for it."

Cut to: Niomi, Tolliver and Segundo, painting ads on the sides of several captured Norca.


"So, no funding for the jacuzzis and the ski lodge bar?"
"Doesn't look that way."

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Norca? http://saxargarm.deviantart.com/art/Sjard-ref-589145295

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Yeah, seems pretty close to how I see them any way...


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glitterboy2098 wrote:


Annie: "Lookit what I found, guys!" :D (Riding on top of a Norca...)
Scott: :shock: "What the -- ?!"
Lunk: "I'm cold..." :cry:
Rand: "How did we get here?!"
Rook: "We followed YOUR instructions, you idiot!" (Smacks Rand upside the head...)

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Oh yeah, though I picture them as all-white and having flukes.

Great find! :ok:

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