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2015 POH one liners

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What one liners stick out in your memory from the open house?
I'll start

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"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!"
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And one more. This is more than a one-liner, but it was one of the most hilarious moments of OH for me.

The knight got separated from the rest of the party, then was confronted by the ultimate-evil-supernatural-presence-behind-all-the-trouble-in-the-adventure.

Evil presence: "Are you here to become my servant?"

Knight: "I just wanted to buy a barrel."
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Soldier of Od wrote:"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!"

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I'll just leave this here...

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Does sitting in Kevin's lap count as a one-liner? How about smacking him in the head (and having him thank me for it!)?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Great one liners!
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Hotrod wrote:Does sitting in Kevin's lap count as a one-liner? How about smacking him in the head (and having him thank me for it!)?


I know those moments will stick with me longer than any one liners I heard. It was just to hilarious. Thank Od I was there to witness it. I still laugh thinking about it.
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