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Chronicler: "Or we could just extract the memory."

SRoss: "How?"

Chronicler: *turns on electric bone-saw* "Invasive surgery."

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Robotch Master #1: "How has the research into stopping the mutations within the flower of life?"
Science Master #2: "Er... Fruitful."
RM #3: "Well that's good to hear."
SM #1: "No. What he meant was the flowers have started to grow fruit."
RM #2: "What!?!"
SM #3: "Yes the flowers have started to ...

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Well this is quite an interesting development. I do hope we get full stats on major characters within the show, along with like everyone is saying a rewrite of some areas rules and stat wise. Would really like updated artwork too; always looked foreword to anything like that.

As for the argument ...

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Dana: "If I EVER find out who gave away my account info...(use imagination)"
Zor: "This doesn't look good..."

Musica: " Good thing we used Karno's PC to make all our orders. "

GMP Officer: "Ma'am, I understand that we been a little tight belt. And I can understand we need equipment to do our ...

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batlchip wrote:I was thinking of bringing a certain merc into this thread.
But that wouldn't be fair to the masters.

Deadpool: "I'm already here what do yeah want?"

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Oh, holy... Just finished watching Season 3 of RWBY. Good lord, that was intense! I can see why nobody wanted to spoiler it. Sheer, raw insanity!

Yeah, that reaction is about right. Along with the desire to chuck Cinder in wood chipper and resurrect her as Hulk's loofah.
I can see just how hard ...

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Scott: "You gave Rand a Syncrocannon?! Are you insane, Graham?"
Sue Graham: "Relax! He should be all right. The field weapon was simplified for use by grunt soldiers. As long as he doesn't push the-"

Annie: "Hey, what does this red button do?"
Rand: "Huh? No, Annie! Don't push-"

Scott, Sue, Rook ...

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Another RT universe had the military keeping alive a Meltradi scout. .

Allusion to my one-off alternity where the US government has a Roswell'ed Zentraedi Scout Pod and a Meltraedi in a coma floating in a treatment tank?

And, great zot, if you got the Ultramarines, would having the Reasonable ...

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The factory was in full swing as production of plasteel and ceramite was fused to create Alpha and Beta frames and plating. Other parts of the factory was producing synthetic muscles and organs of the giant variety. Once done they are soon whisked away to another neighboring factory.

The Eva cages ...

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Part 2 of the beginning arc:
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Meanwhile, deep within a dimensional realm that few mortals would ever want to end up in, a young seeming man passed his hand over an ancient-looking well, causing the image of the UEsG Shadow Council to fade away.

"It is done, the die is cast," he intoned gravely ...

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Best interpretation of this situation was a mini-cartoon in the DYRL lineart that showed Skull-One smashing backwards into the bridge 'eyeball', spider-cracks all over, "WARNING! ' blaring on all the screens(and there's a LOT of them), and all the bridge bunnies on all the platforms panicking ...

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Actually now that I'm thinking about it didn't the bridge have a separate window from the bowl? Same with all the other rooms in that little tower in the SDF-1.

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Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

Mauve Pilot: "For God's sake Ralph we're not asking you to Kamikaze the bridge."

Other Pilot: "There's ...

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"Claudia, I'm not implying anything, but I'm wondering aloud why Mauve Squadron took seventy-five percent casualties in a friendly fire incident?"
"Lisa, Justice is depicted as blind, and sometimes inflicts collateral damage. Sometimes good people pay for the misdeeds of others, even in the pursuit ...

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The machine hummed to life again. Dormant for some time, but the power that gives it life once more flows in it's circuitry. The Chronicler smiled as the thought of bringing back the machine from the brink of death.

Chronicler: "Hello boys, I'm back!"

Brought my computer back to life thanks to ...

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Well everyone, my computer desided to fry itself. Luckly I saved that write up I was planning on a portable HDD, but that means I can't post it, and by the time I get a new computer it be way to late considering the hint I gave last page.

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As to the Stark incident...bets were taken on how long it would take Tony to #### off Lang. Many called foul when Pepper cleaned up all around, claiming she had an unfair advantage in knowing the former.
Although some did take solace in the fact that the veritech Tony finally got was in the orange ...

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"Add this to the list: We don't let Misato near anything that goes faster than 45 MPH, we don't let Kensuke Aida near anything that is ARMED, we don't let Tony Stark near veritechs, and we don't let Wade Wilson near Cyclones or MODATs. In fact, Mister Stark said specifically he doesn't want ...

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(Aboard some Cylon ship somewhere)
"Six, we have a problem."
"What is it, Eight?"
"There's...we THINK it's a human, aboard one of our Resurrection Ships."
"You THINK?"
"Well, it doesn't act like any human we're familiar with...and it JUST WON'T DIE."
"What is this 'you think it's a human but it ...

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Meanwhile at the Forth Wall Gang's Secret Lair.

Chronicler: " Really guys, I'm wondering if we shouldn't just sit this one out... "

He turned to see the other Fourth Wallers already in their Sailor Senshi outfits.

Chronicler: " That's just wrong. "

Actually my reaction would be this: m ...

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In their secret lair, the 4 th Wall Gang poured over ROBOTECH Rpg tm rule and sourcebooks, trying to work out the best force mix to take down an ancient RIFTS tm Dragon. As a group they looked up when a nearby console beeped for their attention.

Arnie100: "Should we?"

Taalismn: "Maybe?"

SRoss ...

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Officer #1: " Of course the song doesn't make sense. "

Officer #2: " What do you mean? "

Officer #1: " Well, Sempai means upperclassman or mentor, so being the older of the pair, Lisa would never address Rick as Sempai. "

Officer #2: " So that means Lisa is Rick's Sempai? "

Nova: (Tossing ...

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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

Leonard: "Its a bit NUTTY..."

Scientist: "Should we?"

Officer: "Nope. Not even for a thousand years."

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honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a ...

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G.M.P officer one: *finds a hidden compartment* "Ho-ly crap."
G.M.P officer two: "What?"
G.M.P officer one: *Holds a baggy of green* "I found "The Stash".
G.M.P officer two: "I thought it was a myth."
Nova: "Did you find an- Holy crap. Is that?"
Both officers: "The Stash."
Nova: "I thought that was ...

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[UEEF Rear Admiral: "Considering she sent one of her top agents to the wrong place. Yes. Yes she is."
UEEF Admiral: "At least he will be out of I.C.U in a week."
UEEF Rear Admiral: "He's been in I.C.U for a YEAR ."
Admiral and General: "Oooooooo..."

"I don't wanna leave. It's safe here. The ...

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" Apparently, Lisa has discovered that Minmei, Sue Graham and some other girls where flirting with Rick again. "

" How do you know? "

Points to Lisa in her Barsoomian Princesses outfit, singing while polishing her sword...

Rick: "Uhmmm...Lisa, are you alright?!"
Liisa: (Swinging her sword ...

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Jeez I forgot about that one. Glitterboy did point out that it is a prototype, but wouldn't put it past the UEEF to mass produce it. Still like the idea of a carbine version of the HRG-70. Maybe more of an LRG now that O think about it.

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keep in mind we see them working with resistance forces early on (like during the yellow dancer concert), so odds are they were getting some supplies that way. later they had stop overs at places like soldiertown (where you can bet they arranged to obtain some more supplies), the town in secret ...

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If you can get them I suggest the Macross 2 books to use as a basest for new tech/offshoot. Might take some fleshing out and balance twikes.

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Sorry, bit off topic but just saw RWBY final and I might not continue my little story thread due to major spoilers. Doing this cause I hate people that spoil major plot points and I don't want to be that guy.

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"Damn it this is not good." Alex had only gated 2 minutes ago and already he was pulling evasive maneuvers with the Pelican. Airspace was heavy with Grimm and Atlas gunships. Their airships giving as much covering fire as they can. It still wasn't enough.

Throwing the flight stick he made a hard ...

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Glynda swiped her wand causing another pack of Grimm flying, only to be replaced with two more packs. The streets of Vale were crawling with them. Panic was spreading throughout the city causing more to show up. This isn't good she thought. Already she was tiring out from the battle. More had shown ...

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Supreme Commander Anatole Leonard: *Reads over Southern Cross funding and expenses.* "Good God these contractors are running us dry! $5,000 for a hammer? $25,000 for a toilet seat?" *Flips page* "AND $100,000 FOR A VENDING MACHINE? NOVA GET IN HERE!"

Nova: "You called sir?"

Leonard: "Nova I'm ...

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Division Commander: "I'm starting to think we're not a professional army anymore."

Staff Sergeant: *wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and flip-flops* "Noooooo, what gave you that idea?"

Division Commander:

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The thing with the Gate Universe is that the UEsG encountered multiple interations of it, like the Evangelion'verse, would be using it as an exercise in NOT using pure overkill to fix the situation, or cause total culture shock....Given that the JSDF(which is looking more and more like the Japanese ...

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"Sir, surface party report from the Flame Dragon incident....there's been an 'oops'."
"An 'oops'?! It was a straightforward recon in force! There shouldn't be any 'oops' involved! How could there be an 'oops'?"
"The 'oops' was with the aftermath and clean up. When they were vacuuming up the elves ...

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They also engage filters on their helmet optics against possible embedded hypnotic/subliminal patterning worked into the photo(okay...that's bordering on PARANOID Marines).

Reasonable Marine Captian: "Oh for Emperors sake there is no hypnotic and or subliminal patterns on that photo. It's just a ...

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Moran: " So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince. "

Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) " The part that makes me feel good. "

Lt.: "20 seconds, Josephina wins the pot."

All but one of the Platoon leave angrily.

Marine: "Third time this week she's won."

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"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball ...

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I would figure a billion too, or somewhere up to or beyond the F-35.

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As I noted above, so far they've stringently avoided touching on cancelled projects directly... like what was done with the Marines book, which was "Sentinels-adjacent" so they could use the aliens from Prelude and the Imai files designs without touching on Sentinels proper. They have a history of ...

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What was it that people did not like about the last sourcebook?

Timeline was not good/didn't fit with the rest of the rpg. Rehashed stuff from the main book. One of the O.C.C's was apparently not good/not needed. Some of the mech designs were wonky (though cyclones are still good, but that's my ...

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Well, for starters PB and HG need to do a really hard look at the past stuff they put out. A lot of us got really burnt on the last sourcebook and others called for their heads. There also needs to be more open dialog between us and them about things we would like to see or do with the property ...

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Yeah, I originally was going to have Minmei singing it, but suddenly realized the obvious: Lancer is really the ONLY and PROPER choice to do a David Bowie memorial...
I have no doubt that Lancer would have used DB as inspiration.

Hell wouldn't be surprised if his character was inspired by Bowie.

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Naval flunky: *Flipping through the little black book* "Jeez and crow. Yo Cap, you got to check this out!"
Cap. Morgan: "What you find?"
Naval flunky: "Whoever this guy was probably hit up every woman in the U.E.D.F... Want to call all of them?"
Cap. Morgan: "Hmm... Wonder how many we can get on our ...

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Warning: Star Wars Spoilers

You've been warned....

Nova: *in-hails and sighs* "So what happened now?"
Capetian Ayanami: "We ran into some trouble right out the gate. Our ship encountered another much larger warship. Things snowballed from their."
Nova: "So who are we dealing with exactly ...

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And now we like to present more Time-loops of Lin Kyle:

Loop #1268:
Max: *Browses through youtube (2005). Finds a video that shocks him* "Honey!"
Lina: "What dear? Did the computer freeze again?"
Max: "No it's not that. Seems our boy's been doing a lot of things back at my folks home."
Lina: "Did ...

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"Moran's charging us with corrupting his daughter....sir, this would be easier if you weren't laughing so hard."

"President Moran, you can't charge them."
"AND WHY NOT?!"
"Technically they don't exist."
"WHAT?!"
"Ice Guard technically doesn't exist as a formation of the UEG military."
"What?! Are ...

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Marine Grunt 1"Uh-oh."
MG 2 "What?"
MG 1 "Just saw The Crimson F...er Alucard's Twitter. He found the Twilight universe."
MG 2"How's that bad?"
MG 1"He took enough ordinance to recreate The Rain of Death."
MG 2"... Again how is that still bad?"
MG 1 "THAT'S ALL OUR F!@#ING RESERVE ORDINANCE THE U.Es ...

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