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Edwards: (Seeing Kyle's splattered remains on the ceiling) "What happened!?!"

Roomba: "Foolish meatbag got frisky and mistook a visiting Canniness of the Order of the Bloodied Rose for a Sister of Cle err, Repentia, and grabbed her butt."

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"Good news gang! We've found and insurance provider!"

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[ The thing was, when they told Starsha that they wanted to use Wave Motion Weapons against the Gargoyle. Not only did she not object, she actually suggested a number of improvements to the design. Given the reality/time/space-warping the Gargoyle often does, it's entirely possible that the Gargoyl...

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Later that Same Day... " WHEN THE HELL DID B5 GET WAVE MOTION CANNONS!?! " Bet the Drahk were REAL surprised...... The thing was, when they told Starsha that they wanted to use Wave Motion Weapons against the Gargoyle. Not only did she not object, she actually suggested a number of improv...

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"I dunno....decorating a KELP FOREST in electric lights just ain't the same as a proper Christmas tree." "I think it's really really pretty!" "I think it's going to freak out anybody seeing it from the surface!" Migrating Crystal Kraken: (Swimming up to the Kelp Forest...

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Later that Same Day...

"WHEN THE HELL DID B5 GET WAVE MOTION CANNONS!?!"

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Kyle: " Um, why are we out here in the desert again? " Edwards: " Because that orange haired moron will pay us 5.7 Billion to put up a steel slat border wall. " Kyle: " But these are just Popsicle sticks! " Edwards: " Hey, anyone dumb enough to blow that kinda cas...

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taalismn wrote:"So...are we going ent-hunting again this year?"
"You mean going looking for a Christmas Tree? Yes, we are, only we're doing it at the Genesis Pit again."
"Lemme get my rocket-powered chainsaw launcher then."

" I'll get my Kitten Armour on."

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taalismn wrote:
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(Back at base...)
"What's this watery snow?"
"I think they call that rain sir."

"Great, we trade away all those pool floats, and then they hit us with global warming....."

Captain Morgan: (Yelling from the Conning Tower) "WHO BE LAUGHING NOW!?!"

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"Hey, Twitch!" "What?" "Guess where we are!" "Same as we always are, lost in a blizzard, driving in the middle of nowhere." "No! GPS sez, get this, we're in North Carolina!" "...like you actually believe that thing? GPS has never worked right f...

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Zak Bagans: " Today on Ghost Adventures, we're investigating this seemingly abandoned school. Right now, I'm entering the Defense Against Dark Art's classroom. Supposedly it's haunted by a demon. Normally we'd lock Aaron inside and see what happens, however it's supposed to be a beautiful fema...

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Movie Night for the 37[sup]th[/sup]

"Hefner and Minmei!?!"

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Morgan: "Gentlemen, we have a new mission..."

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Computer: "I'm sorry I can't do that Dave."

Kirk: "What! Who's Dave!?!"

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Kyle: " HEY WAY'S IT SO QUIET... " Edwards: " Shhhh!!! " (Pointing to the cafeteria where on one side, the Sisters of Cle Repentia are staring daggers at the Chibi Slaanesh Daemonettes smiling back at them from the other side.) Kyle: " Umm, race you to the bunker? "

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99. Hitler!?! (Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are) Anybody who doesn't empty their weapons into him immediately, suffers an automatic alinement change to Chaotic Evil, and shame on you.

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96. A female Zentraedi in a black leather bodysuit. When she sees you, she snaps her whip and shouts "BAD MICRONIANS!" in a fake German accent.

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92. A Meltran female in a heavy overcoat. When you approach her, she snaps the coat open to reveal that she is actually a naked MALE Zentraedi. Anybody failing their roll versus the shock lose initiative and any bonuses to dodge as they are immediately laid into by the 2d4 OTHER Zentraedi/Meltraedi ...

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glitterboy2098 wrote:could be worse.. they could be trying to hook her up with Gloval.

Azonia: "Russia's greatest love machine is mine!"

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The streets of Macross, shortly after the battle of Mars Base Sara... Kyle is walking down the street when Lisa stomps up to him with angry, tear-filled eyes. Lisa: " KARL! YOU TWO-TIMING BASTARD! " (Kicks Kyle in the crotch) As Lisa stomps off. Kyle: (Lying on the ground in a fetal positi...

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Random Deep Ones Tech: "Well the good news is I've successfully integrated the vocalizer from Gypsy Danger on the Typhus!"

Morgan: "And the bad news?"

Random Deep Ones Tech: "Um, KARL has fallen in love with her..."

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Tessa: "Um sir, why are you punching number in the navigation panel?"

Kirk: "Chris Pine is out... Now it's my time. HERE I COME J.J.!!!"

Pulls the fold lever.

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taalismn wrote:Magruder: "Who's the little guy under the robe? A Jawa?"
Charon: "Your manhood. Your experiences basically killed your interest in sex."

Wandering Otaku: "HEY LOOK!" (Pointing at Magruder) "It's Tomoki from Heaven's Lost Property!"

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Darkseid: " Bah. I was a tyrant on a Galactic level, and my people still worship me as a god. " "And let's not get started on quality of minions. I mean, even Doctor Doom could drum up a few fanatically loyal Latverians, even after decades of mind-numbing dictatorial overlordship...&...

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Regess: (Seductively) "I could make you a man."

Magruder: (Clinging to Charon)

"Eeek!"

Regess: "No, really, the Hideauze got nothing on me."

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After yet another collision.

Tessa: "OH COME ON!!! WHO FLIES A CASTLE THROUGH SPACE!?!"

Allura: I hope you've got good insurance young lady!

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Charon: (Looking at Edwards) "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!"

Edwards: "About 30 of us were stuck halfway out the bathroom window, and the little SoBs set off the Daisy-cutters they planted outside..."

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taalismn wrote:"Hello, Hotel Moscow? What's your rates for orphan exter-removal?"

Balalaika: "If you have to ask yaponski, then you can't afford us." (Hangs up)

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Count Du Money sat at the bar, bragging to Edwards when the two children arrived. Gretel: " Mr. Du Money? " Du Money: " That's Count dear. " At this point Edwards and everyone else in the bar climbed out the bathroom window... At the same time... Hansel: " Anyway, Tenchi and...

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Loud thumps from the head...

"WHERE THE HELL DID THE TOILET GET CVR-3... AND A CUTLESS!!!"

"HELP! IT'S GOT ME! ITS 20,000 LEAGUES ALL OVER AGI..!!!"

#SQWELCH!#

"Eww, Slimy..."

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"Fortunately nobody travels far outside the barracks without a generous emergency supply of norca kibble...pound for pound the most nutritious and stable foodstuff you can pack in the Arctic."* *I read once of an Alaskan bushpilot and veterinarian(he made cabin calls) who kept a large bag...

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Desslock/Deshlar: " Yes, I set the standard for ambiguous villains, thank you. Why, I was absolutely tyrannical to my subject peoples and those Terans, and guess what? I ended up being loved ultimately as the unexpected ally! " Embryo: " ..I hate you with the rage of a thousand incar...

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[ Sabera: " I want love. " Kirk perks up. Rei & Sabera: " NOT FROM YOU! " Lieutenant Roy Fooker: " Somebody called? " Sabera: " ...I want him... " Rei: " You may wish to hear what else he says before making that decision. " Roy Fooker... easy on...

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Dana: "What do you mean I'm being transferred to Voltron!?!"

"Yes, you've been assigned to be Pidge's stunt double."

Actually, that's Magruder's new job......

Charon: "Who are you again?"

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Mirya: " Really, if Dana had only graduated high school in the first place, she'd not have to worry about being sent to spy on them. " Dana: " Mmmmooooommmm! " Max: (Waving) " Enjoy Arzenal! " Embryo: " I'm being let out? I'M TEACHING WHERE!?! " I believe the...

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"Re-purposing this Invid Hive as our new base was a stroke of genius."

"Did you warn the Captain about the Head?"

Morgan: "YEEEEEEEE!!!"

"I think he knows now..."

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Kyle meets the Regis -

Charon: "Sooo, what's it like being teleported into the Sun?"

Kyle: "It was that or Rock Her World, I'm good with my decision..."

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Mirya: "Really, if Dana had only graduated high school in the first place, she'd not have to worry about being sent to spy on them."

Dana: "Mmmmooooommmm!"

Max: (Waving) "Enjoy Arzenal!"

Embryo: "I'm being let out? I'M TEACHING WHERE!?!"

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Dana: "What do you mean I'm being transferred to Voltron!?!"

"Yes, you've been assigned to be Pidge's stunt double."

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From what I've seen on Cruchyroll and Funimation, nope, she's still the only female, but she gets cloned everytime Zwarder kills her, and there's a version of her in the body of a human woman aboard Yamato. Okay...that's different. Maybe not...Crossovers Captain Rei (Ayanami) Hunter: " Do you ...

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From what I've seen on Cruchyroll and Funimation, nope, she's still the only female, but she gets cloned everytime Zwarder kills her, and there's a version of her in the body of a human woman aboard Yamato.

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Back in the Comet Empire throne room...

Kirk: "So, what's the dating scene like here?"

Sabera: "I'm the only female."

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Charon: " How!?! How did you end up here... With your whole crew!?! " Morgan: " Well, Lancer fired the Fold Cannon at the Comet Empire... But then... " (looking daggers at Tessa and the crew of the Gargoyle) " Someone threw the comet into a hard 180. the shot hit the Typhon...

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Kirk: "Quick! Tessa, play us a hard 180!!!"

Tessa: (Plays organ)

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Shifual Sabera: "I am the Silver Priestess, the one and only pilot of the Gatlantan Empire."

Tessa: (Touching an organ key) "What's this do?"

Cut to...

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Morgan: (Relaxing in the conning tower) "Ah Billie, tis a fine day to be at sea..."

Billie: (Pointing at the White Comet, bigger then Mars being down on the Typhon) "Um, sir!?!"

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Cut to:

The Gargoyle embedded in a massive pipe organ...

Tessa: "IswaretoGodthecometcameoutofnowhere!!!"

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"You'd have preferred a Sea Semester with the 37th?" "SSSHHHH!!! They're only a legend, like the boogieman!" "..Dana, not everybody has a mother who, upon hearing about the boogieman, set multiple ambush points and waited up all night with the better part of a heavy weapons...

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Regult Pilot: "... hello? Picket Dron here...I got knocked off the stereo and am currently somewhere on the dining room floor, buried under loose trash...Can somebody come dig me out? Hello? Heeelllloooooooo.........Help? Anybody?....on the other hand, it is sure nice and quite here ...."...

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Kyle meets Thanatos - "Damn! you would be in the half that survived..."

Kyle : "Death...Is overrated..."

Charon: "Things are a lot faster since I installed this revolving door."

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