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" ED-209 and the Sister's of Cle err, Repentia have been doing a god job as Hall Monitors, but I think we'll supplement them this year. " " What do you mean? " Elsewhere... Random MCH #69 Student: " Do you guys smell lavender? " Ava: " Helllooo children! should you...

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" Christmas and New Years are over, how are we preparing for the student's return? " " Staff conditioning. " " ? " Washuu: (Writing on chaulk board) " Mystudentsarenottestsubjects! Mystudentsarenottestsubjects! Mystudentsarenottestsubjects! " Mr. Taylor: (Writ...

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Morgan: "BANNED FROM ARGO!!! How can we be banned from Argo? We've never been in space!?!"

"The crew of the Gargoyle have been using our name apparently."

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Celsia: "More importantly, what wine goes with a Jolly Old Elf and twelve Reindeer?"

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" Lot of high speed air activity tonight, Major Jones, sir, but it's staying clear of us. " " Good. Stand down SAM batteries, just in case...we don't want another 'incident' like last year. " "Sir? I recall we ate rather well. Venison was pretty good- " " Stand th...

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:If we can only remember what 'it' is....

And which antibiotics to use for it.

I worry when the doctor comes back in to the room wheeling an acetylene torch and pulling on heavy gloves...

Don't remind me. I just got back from cancer surgery.

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Corg: (At his locker when an arrow wrapped in Mistletoe thunks into the wall over his head)

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taalismn wrote:If we can only remember what 'it' is....

And which antibiotics to use for it.

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"Ah, Christmas. Krampus should be arriving with our yearly supply of coal..."

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Random Deep One: (Inside the mecha) " What's this button do? " Typhon is suddenly filled with mashed potatoes. " What about the hazards of dehydrated foods on a SUBMARINE do you NOT understand? " Morgan: " Wait! Those weren't candies!?! " #RUMBLE!# Morgan: " MAKE ...

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"Wow! Quintin Tarantino wants to do a movie about us!?!"

KILL KIRK! in 3D

Kirk: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."

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Grel: " Hey boss! Remember that Christmas we had a bomber dressed as Santa? " Kyron: " Yeah, what about it? " Grel: " I did yah one better! " Robot Santa : (Reaching in his sack) " HO HO HO! SOMEONE'S BEEN A BAD ZENTRAEDI!!! " Kyron: " I Hate You Grel......

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Back when I used to buy First Edition Robotech in the stores, the formula was, take the release date in the catalog and tack on one or two years before you see it on the shelves.

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Grel: " Hey boss! Remember that Christmas we had a bomber dressed as Santa? " Kyron: " Yeah, what about it? " Grel: " I did yah one better! " Robot Santa : (Reaching in his sack) " HO HO HO! SOMEONE'S BEEN A BAD ZENTRAEDI!!! " Kyron: " I Hate You Grel......

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"Why are all the staff and students crowded around outside the school."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Someone covered the ceiling with Mistletoe..."

Meanwhile, hiding just inside...

The Sisters of Clea err Repentia:

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Galactus: "DO YOU REALLY THINK ONE EVA CAN STOP ME?"

Desdemona arrives in Unit 66 Mark 6...

Galactus:

(crack of knuckles)
"Let's dance, fatso."

Quill: "Cool a dance off!" (Hits play)

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Random Deep One: (Inside the mecha) "What's this button do?"

Typhon is suddenly filled with mashed potatoes.

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"I didn't think it could get cold enough to freeze a Norca solid."

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SRoss: (Laying back in the Staff Lounge) "Well, wasn't like I needed that kidney ... or the appendix."

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Cut to:

Fooker and several male crewmembers lined up outside the Female Furies barracks.

Fooker: "Hi, would any of you lovely ladies care for a date?"

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Shinji woke in a cold sweat, the igloo was pitch black, and yet he could swear he wasn't alone...

Yandere-chan:

"Hiiii Shinji!"

Shinji:

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Nova: "I'm worried. One of the Fourth Waller's is missing."

Infirmary:

SRoss: (Stapped to a table) "Umm, I'm Canadian. We have Universal Health Care..."

Washuu:

"Silly Boy!" (Snicker) "That's why I'm using the BIG laser..."

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"Captain! We couldn't steal back our rum... But they gave us this instead..."

Morgan: "WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A SNO-JOB DESTROID!?!"

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"Our next contestant... MISS LYNN MINMEI!!!"

Swimsuit clad Minmei steps into a puddle on the catwalk...

#50,000 GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER!#

Sammie: "Oops! How'd that high voltage line get there?"

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Kirk: (Staggering back onto the bridge, smoking) "Someone could have warned me we were orbiting Apocalips BEFORE I go down to make first contact!!!"

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Galactus: "DO YOU REALLY THINK ONE EVA CAN STOP ME?"

Desdemona arrives in Unit 66 Mark 6...

Galactus:

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"Class, I'd like to introduce you to your new English teacher ... Professor Yellow *itch."

"THAT'S YELLAVITCH! YOU WORM!!!"

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Tenchi and Shinji, wake up in their dorm room, suddenly aware of the hoards of female eyes staring at them in the darkness. ..not having realized that, when trooping to the segregated newbie barracks, everybody looks the same in full coverage parkas, and that they have accidentally taken up residen...

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Tenchi and Shinji, wake up in their dorm room, suddenly aware of the hoards of female eyes staring at them in the darkness.

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Galactus appears above Tokyo 3.

"I HUNGER!"

Mirya: (Over the Emergency Broadcast System) "GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI!!!"

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taalismn wrote:"Don't let the PE teachers hear that..."

PE Teacher: (Dropping a pile of canonballs on the gym floor) "OK KIDS! TIME FOR DODGE BALL!"

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Studying the artwork of the Gargoyle crew...

Thrawn: "Seriously? I've seen more insightful work from pre-schoolers."

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"Come on! Fugu is a delicacy in Japan!"

"WHEN PREPARED BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!"

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(Breetai leaps off the catwalk to piledrive Ben Dixon's VF-) #SLAM# CRACK! THUD! " AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! " Ben: " Woh dude! You okay?! " Breetai: " :,,,,broke both my ankles.....owwwwww........ " " MEDIC!!!! " A large flatbed backs up... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP...

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Celsia: "The females here are remarkably good at weeding good stock from bad... My children can learn much from them."

IceGuard Males:

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taalismn wrote:"In space nobody can hear you sAAAYUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!"

"Sorry Captain. There's parasites in the plumbing again..."

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Doug: (Testing Yandere-chan's shop project) " It weeell kill. " Dana: " But, it's just supposed to be a spice rack!?! " " The kitchen is arguably the most dangerous place in your home. " " ...when did you visit my house? " " Well, it stands to reason... ...

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Pharamsist's Mate: "CAPTAIN! THERE'S TYPHUS..."

Morgan: "THAT'S TYPHON Sailor!"

PM: "No sir, there's an outbreak of Typhus aboard ship."

Morgan:

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Hild: (Play Foosball with Kyle, Edwards and Karno's heads ... They're still alive) " Where have you been!?! " Mara: (Disheveled and still wearing her bedlah and veils) " Urd sold me into a sorcerer's harem. By the way did you know Kaballists could bind demons? " Hild: " Onl...

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taalismn wrote:Lynn Kyle: "I hate the military! My cousin joined the military! I'M SO CONFLICTED!!!!!!!!"

Minmei: (Posing in her UEDF uniform) "What can I say? I make this look gooood."

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Doug: (Testing Yandere-chan's shop project) "It weeell kill."

Dana: "But, it's just supposed to be a spice rack!?!"

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Mara: (Waking up in a belly dancer's outfit) "Whaa ... Where am I?"

The light comes on, and she finds herself in Kabbalac chains.

Old Men: (In a haze of smoke)

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! UUUUUUULLLLLAAAA!!!"

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"Um, Lorina, you were supposed to catch the male model's ship ... not blast it."

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taalismn wrote:"WE COULD just go with a classic axial tunnel design providing access to all decks..."
"Please, no redesigning the ship while it's in flight."

Tessa: "That's my job."

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Admiral Hayes: "Lisa, I don't want you to go back the For..."

#SPLAT!!!#

Minmei's VF smears him all over the landscape.

"Yeah ... I think the catapult still needs adjustment."

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Reason for Joining (or Being Assigned) to the 37[sup]th[/sup]

#1. You secretly always wanted to be in the Village People.

#2. You want to find Johnny Depp and crush his cold dead heart in your clenched fist.

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"Is anyone else alarmed that we have Doug Marcaida judging the students shop projects?"

Rook: (Quenching her blade) "No, why?"

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Shinji: "What do you mean I can't transfer to another school!?!"

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Welshy: " See captain! With your private head and observation lounge complete, the Gargoyle is now officially 1.00000001 miles long. " Alecia: (Tumbling through the bow, with a toilet seat around her neck) " I, HATE, ALLOFYOU!!! " Megara: (Chasing her path of destruction from bo...

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Cut to Kyle, Edwards and Karno sitting on a sound stage.

Announcer: "NEXT ON LOVE CONNECTION One of these lucky fellows will win a date with our newest contestant!"

Hild: (Screaming through the ball gag) "NONE OF YOU ARE FIT TO LICK MY BOOTS!!!"

Urd:

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