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IMHO any modern shotgun could be used they're good for all sorts of specialized ammo.Grenade launchers like the MM-3 or the M-79 would also be great.

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Think I'd like Scarlett Joe Hanson as Lisa/Miss Hayes

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Sir I think are computer is on the fritz again
What makes you say that crewman.
Bzzzt" Hello Brad and Janet." Bzzt

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Charon: " Hang on, hang on... There's no procedure for wither or not I can send Kyle back while he's still burning... I'll have to check with Hades. " "Mmmm....promethium's supposed to be damned near in-extinguishable. Get back to you on that one, Char." I fell in a burning Ron ...

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Ice cream girl(holds up sign) What if we don't talk?

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Attention! Attention! There is a food fight in the mess. All Sisters of er...Repentia please report to the mess.(Where a certain red headed female with a grenade launcher/sledgehammer waits.)
I'm queen of the castle. I'm queen of the castle.

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Ice trooper:"Honey? Where is My Norca Suit?
Ice trooper wife:"What?!
Ice trooper:"Where Is My Norca Suit?"
Ice Trooper Wife:""Why?"
Ice Trooper :"Because I Need It!"
Ice Trooper Wife:"Why Do You Need It!?"

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Misato:umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of red shirts guarding Tenchi and shinji's room? Bato: Because valentines day is coming and we need the stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance. So, it's a suicide detail, no? Pretty much. At least red shirts are easy to replace. Stormtroopers y...

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Kano:I'm not worried about all this talk about the ice guard females.
Char:You should be.
Kano: Yeah, right like I'm so scared.

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Misato:umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of
red shirts guarding Tenchi and shinji's room?
Bato: Because valentines day is coming and we need the stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance.

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Ummm.....anyone seen minmai?

Polar bear (with tooth pick):nope.
(Howdy. Been awhile)

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Edwards:"ummm..I represent the .... (click) never mind."
Seras:"What do you want me to do master?"

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Regis:"wait! Don't start until I get the popcorn ."

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Has anybody seen Janice?
Crystal:"Last I saw her is with Louie,said something about upgrades.... oh no!"

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(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...) Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!" Congrats ya made me snarf (make liquid come out of my nose). Coach Misato ":alright I need some brave volunteer 's for a special experiment.any takers?." Beaker :&qu...

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Excuse me but the persons who sent a bunch of newbies on a "commando raid" on the Praxians. You have several angry lawyers and doctors waiting to speak to you.

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Really someone says "yuki" and it's game over?

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Glovel:"Cluadia,where are the other girls and why are there no pilots out doing the current drills? Cluadia:"Most of or pilots are in the hospital sir." Gloval:"The hospital?! Don't tell me it's the fish again!." Cluadia :"no sir the girls and Lisa found out that the pi...

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[ Sarah: " And if that doesn't work? " Coach Misato: " Release the Robotic Richard Simmons ! " MCH #69 Students: At last we know what happened to him. Claudia:"By the way; has anyone seen Bulma? Bulma:"Where am i?" Shadow :"Your not my Yuki."

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846.Under no circumstances is Ben Dixon allowed anywhere near the female Zentraedi dressing rooms.
847.Under no circumstances are male GMP
personal allowed to buy the pictures of said female Zentraedi. For evidence.

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Coach Misato:"okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane:"What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato:"oh,you'll run them.because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane

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Coach Misato:"Elsa!We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."

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Funky eye wear? You mean the guy looking for a stapler isn't a M.A.C pilot?

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Naruto :"well thank goodress we were all on the track field."
Minmai:"Hey,where's the new transfer student?"

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Seras Victoria "Hi, I represent the people's ANTi inevitable ecchi scene or P.A.N.T.I.E.S..
We feel that to many anime are filled with fan service or ecchi scenes.
Lynn Kyle :"Well I represent People encourage radom volunteer scenes or P.E.R.V.S for short.

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And now for my next brain bleach monent; a hundred-thousand egg sacks with minmai face huggers.
Hmmm,I guess I could throw in five c-kos.

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batlchip wrote:Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

Minmai isn't the only one either after the "Annie shoot everywhere accident "Rand has been asking for hazard pay too.

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Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

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Arnie100 wrote:"Who the (bleep) is Harry?"

Harry Potter:"See Ron. Told you they would forget about me."

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Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around "You were supposed to open the airlock from the OTHER side of the door, Minmei..." Minmai:"stage fri-(crunch!) Corg :"wow the spotlight fell on her." Minmai:"stage fri-(sniff sniff) you gus smell something burning (dress bursts in...

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Leonard:"Hmmmm.... fembot?" Harry:"Turned into a toaster" SRoss :"Cylon?" Harry:"turned into a toaster." Leonard :"Daleks? " Harry:"Turned into a toaster." Lisa:"Transformers?" Harry:"Turn ed into toasters." Claudia:&quo...

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Bowie:"excuse me."

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*cough cough* "great just chipped anothe tooth."
Khyron:"could be worse could be in a revers harem anime starring Minmai."

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"Maybe not being allowed into the bunker is a GOOD thing.Who knows what's been programmed into the shelter systems?" "...you've been playing way too much 'Fallout', man." Red Queen":Your all going to die down here." Batlchip:"ummm, sorry I'm gonna hide in SRoss's ...

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Nova :"red shirts? oh so that's what happen to Roy and Ben."
Dana:"No,Roy was an accident. "
Crystal:"Ben,upset the writters."

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[ Minmei :"No it was worse it was grel." Minmei: "Yeah, my reaction was where's Norman Bates when we really need him?" Khyron: " Micronians. I have just seen Grel naked. Give me all the Brain Bleach tm you have. " At least you just need brain bleach,Azonia is in a coma.

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Leonard:" No they are my orders no move.my public awaits

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Leonard:" No they are my orders no move.my public awaits

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Khyron:"Grel why are there pictures of you on the Internet taking a sho-What the flower of life are those!?"
Grel:" Ummmm,just part of my little pony collection."

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Tenchi: "...just how many treaties with private and public organizations do you people really have?" IGTrooper: "Officially, none. We're either an arm of the UEDF, in which case we can't bargain or negotiate independently, or we're listed as DEAD, in which case we still can't legally...

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Sera: "Noogie time..." Corg: Could be worse you could be related to zor. Regis: "You take after your father." Corg:":NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M AN EMO-BOY?????!!!!!" Sera:"yep, differently emo." Corg suddenly feels the blowgun dart strike his neck. Annie: &qu...

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Doc Brown:"There the fail safe has been installed.
Now this should be safe for now."
Mioshi:"ummmm.what's this button in a shape of a
Goat for?"
Doc Brown:"Great scott don't push that butt-
(Moutain goat to the cherries.) Ugggg!"

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taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sera: "Noogie time..."
Corg:

Could be worse you could be related to zor.

Regis: "You take after your father."
Corg:":NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M AN EMO-BOY?????!!!!!"

Sera:"yep, differently emo."

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Dolza: " So, I'm dead. Now what? " Marlene: " Spy on everyone in their bedrooms! " Dolza: " Things are looking up. " Minmei: "So people were wondering why I took up a second career as an exorcist ...well, because I'd already seen hell..." Dolza: "Uh-oh.....

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taalismn wrote:Sera: "Noogie time..."
Corg:

Could be worse you could be related to zor.

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SRoss: " Getting around time to start coming up with stuff for the school festival. " [/i]" Otherwise known as 'Fieldtesting for Graduation Day". Doc Brown:"Did someone say field testing? " Dana:" What is that?" Doc:"(points at large box) This is my mout...

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with the 2nd edition/Shadow Chronicles RPG rules, you can pretty much drop the characters right in with little conversion. the main concerns are: Fuel - 1st and 2nd generation human mecha use metallic hydrogen (SLMH) as fuel for fusion powerplants. 3rd gen human and Alien mecha use protoculture. bo...

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Khyron: "You know, in the original concepts for Macross, I was originally going to be Max...preproduction art actually shows me in a UN Spacy uniform, and with sunglasses. You know what this means?" Max: "We could be-" Max and Khyron: "BROTHERS!!!" Khyron: "Yeah, ...

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Dean winchester :"Hello, Douchbags. Time to end you."
Sam:"Dean wait we'er here to gank Dolza's ghost."
Nova :"ummm, Rand are you sure these guys can kill Dolza's ghost?"

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Lynn Kyle:"yesss, my evil plan is working."
Kyhron:"What evil plan?"

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