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Mecha really tears up the environment:

01-09 Bushes, fences, curbs, mailboxes and other things
10-14 Rubble
15 Lost dog(s)
16 Automobiles
17 Houses, small-buildings and light-structures
18 A Civilian (1D6 civilians in an urban-setting)
19 Someone's hopes and dreams
20 Zendtraedi droppings (Yes, they're the size of a bus)

... ew at 15 and 18, lol at 19 almost. ^_^

21 an IED that did go off the first time. (does it go off this time? See your GM for the answer)
22-41 pile of dirt
42 a jar of dirt
43 a battle-pod leg. 01-69 Not attached to anything else, 70-00 is attached to something else. (look up to see if there is an evil grin on the GM or not.)

I'm thinking of all the damage to unreinforced roads.....
The municipal pothole patching crew's gotten over loving the paid overtime and has gone to actively hating you for all the unnecessary, as-soon-as-possible repair work.

21 Lyn Minmei product (CD, doll, etc)
22 Puddle of...
Zentreadi Pee
Rain Water
Oil
Is that Blood? Where did it all come from!
Hydraulic Fluid
Some other Mechanical System Fluid (coolant, brake, windshield washer, etc)
23 Zentreadi Roller Skate (make a balance check)
24 Floor board that gives way into...
25 Utility Line (live or not?)
Sewer Pipe
Gas Pipe
Water Pipe
Electrical Conduit
Electrical Wire

26: discarded empty beer keg.
27: Some kid's lost bike.
28: a discarded inflated air-mattress. The razz is heard for a full mile.

29 A set of bagpipes.

The last numbering should have ended at 52. With the next addition to the list to start at 53.

53: A loose sheet of steel (the equivalent of a Mecha-sized click-plate) that makes a loud metallic 'BANG!' when stepped on.
54: A strip of Zentraedi-sized toilet paper. It sticks to the bottom of the pad for a few miles before anyone notices (and YES, it's Mega-Damage rated. Only 1 point though.)
55: A crate of fresh but unused glow-sticks. Almost all of them burst & mix, creating a very bright (at dusk or night-time, or in a darkened tunnel) puddle, staining the mecha's foot for about 2-4 hours. Washing it off takes a pressure-hose & 5 minutes to clean it off, but your team-mates are compelled to quote lines from the Predator movies. ("If it bleeds, vhe cahn kill it." "Shut it, Rosco." / "The jungle, it came alive & killed him!" "Not funny, Jones." / "Get to de choppah!" "*Still* not funny, Rosco!" / "Time to let ol' Painless out of the bag." "Now *that* we can agree on!" (*sound of a GU-XX smacking the head of another mecha*)

56. Fire Hydrant
57. Fruitstand
58. Bus stop
59. IED(where the hell did that come from?!)
60. Giant sinkhole
61. Petit Cola machine

61. Yo Momma.
62. A Lawyer.
63. Your CO's daughter's cat/rabbit/poodle-thing?

64. Bambi

65. I don't know, but it's getting up, and boy does it look pissed.

66. Dinosaur Tail (where did that guy come from)
67. Political Sign (Vote for...)
68. A Camera Shoot:
Local TV
Regional/World TV
Movie or TV on-location shoot
Magazine
69. An Inter-Dimensional OR Intra-Dimensional Portal to...

70. A laser rifle...causing a malfunction of the firing mechanism causing the weapon to fire on full auto until the magazine is expended and each shot causes the weapon to jump and fire off in a new direction for the next shot.

Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.

Chris0013 wrote:70. A laser rifle...causing a malfunction of the firing mechanism causing the weapon to fire on full auto until the magazine is expended and each shot causes the weapon to jump and fire off in a new direction for the next shot.

Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.

*shakes head at the ignoring of the laws of physics*

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

Chris0013 wrote:70. A laser rifle...causing a malfunction of the firing mechanism causing the weapon to fire on full auto until the magazine is expended and each shot causes the weapon to jump and fire off in a new direction for the next shot.

Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.

*shakes head at the ignoring of the laws of physics*

It is Sci Fi...and everyone diving for cover when the the laser rifle is firing wildly is funny.

A Zent. rifle might of do that. But not a laser rifle. There is no recoil in laser smallarms to make it jump around.

71. Lego block. Take 1d6 damage to your mecha's foot and roll piloting to retain your balance.

72. Mecha-sized Rake, smacks your mecha in the face putting cracks in all camera lenses located in that area

73. Giant Snare Trap. Roll piloting skill to avoid ending up dangling upside down above the ground like a pinata.

74: a fuel truck. the mecha is covered with fuel oil. There is a 35% chance of the fuel igniting. And if ignited the heat might cause the mecha's systems to over heat and shut the mecha down

75. Zentradi sized roller skate
Roll against maintain balance or fall over and lose 1 Action.

76. Criminal Threatening a Small Family---Playing back the combat recorder you might just catch the thug saying ‘And what are you going to do about it, her---?’*SQUISH* or something like it.

77. Incautious News Crew--Yes, they were broadcasting live. And yes, the camera got your ID numbers.

78. De-vehicled Mauve Squadron Member---Curiously, this is left off your record.

79. Human Crowd Trampoline---Group teamwork-building exercise in the wrong place at the wrong time.

80. Pile of Mattresses---Some guys get ALL the luck.

81. A Foot (organic or mechanical, ally or hostile or neutral)

82. A hand sticking up from the ground, 50% chance that it grabs you. What the hand is attached to...

83. Someone's Smart Phone (or Tablet)

84. You just triggered a Rube Goldberg Machine....

85. Freshly waxed deck/oil-slicked surface---Roll piloting skill to retain balance.

86. Quick-set cement---Roll piloting skill to extract your mecha without getting stuck and losing initiative and APMs.

87 a nest of fire ants, that many have taken up residence inside the mecha. To the detriment of the mechanics who will service the mecha later.

88. Clothesline. You're dragging somebody's delicates all the way back to base.

89. Banner. You're wearing a giant 'Welcome Parsnipville Pariahs!' around on your mission until you can un-entangle it.

90. Palette of paint cans. So much for either your camouflage scheme or your custom ace warpaint.

taalismn wrote:88. Clothesline. You're dragging somebody's delicates all the way back to base.

89. Banner. You're wearing a giant 'Welcome Parsnipville Pariahs!' around on your mission until you can un-entangle it.

90. Palette of paint cans. So much for either your camouflage scheme or your custom ace warpaint.

90 b. While the paint was still wet, you stumble into a pillow factory. You're now covered in feathers and goose down (Roll for allergies).

91 Stack of tires. Reduce running speed by 50% until you can get them off your mecha's leg.

ShadowLogan wrote:81. A Foot (organic or mechanical, ally or hostile or neutral)

82. A hand sticking up from the ground, 50% chance that it grabs you. What the hand is attached to...

83. Someone's Smart Phone (or Tablet)

84. You just triggered a Rube Goldberg Machine....

84b.....the end result is a giant whipped-cream pie right to the face of your mecha. As the large tin-foil plate slides off, a Zentraedi pops out of the bushes, arms raised in triumph with a loud "YES! IT WORKED! Now I understand Micronian slapstick humor! My thanks to you, fellow warriors! I go now to master the art of 'stand-up'! Farewell!", and marches off in triumph, humming Lynn-Minmei's latest release.

92. Jello----Why s it ALWAYS jello?!

taalismn wrote:92. Jello----Why s it ALWAYS jello?!

Because Jello goes with everything.

93. Faerie Circle--First Contact with actual magical fey in godonlyknowshowlong, and you manage to #### them off by trodding on their magic circle. If you're lucky, they'll only have you boogie 'til you drop, or your mecha breaks down(maybe they won't realize it's only a pilot inside).

94. A giant mechanical spider. Apparently you're in Ottawa.

95: a wiggling Tentacle.
96: a clothes-line full of bras hanging between a poll and the corner of a blue telephone booth.

97 Words cannot describe. Best to just abandon the mecha now and roll for 1D4 insanities.
98 Is that pizza?
99 Wayne Gretzky

00 - roll 1D4+1 times on this chart and combine

glitterboy2098 wrote:00 - roll 1D4+1 times on this chart and combine

Tentacle, wrapped around your mecha's leg, dragging you into a sinkhole, on FIRE, and you just went insane trying to describe to your colleagues what's happening to you...
Yeah,..you're boned

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:00 - roll 1D4+1 times on this chart and combine

Tentacle, wrapped around your mecha's leg, dragging you into a sinkhole, on FIRE, and you just went insane trying to describe to your colleagues what's happening to you...
Yeah,..you're boned