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taalismn wrote:Yes, negative SPFs are the leading cause of spontaneous sunbather combustion incidents....


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taalismn wrote:Yes, negative SPFs are the leading cause of spontaneous sunbather combustion incidents....


:lol:


And I thought it was my giant orbital magnifying glass. :lol:
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"What do they put in these sunblocks?!"
"Made with Flower of Life extracts?!"
"Nitroglycerine?!"
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Lucky b@st@rd..."


"Not if you're the one on fire..."


Richard Pryor: "When your on fire ... People get out of the way..."
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Lucky b@st@rd..."


"Not if you're the one on fire..."


Richard Pryor: "When your on fire ... People get out of the way..."



Red Vs Blue PSM: "When on fire, run around and disperse it."
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SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Yes, negative SPFs are the leading cause of spontaneous sunbather combustion incidents....


:lol:


And I thought it was my giant orbital magnifying glass. :lol:


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:"What do they put in these sunblocks?!"
"Made with Flower of Life extracts?!"
"Nitroglycerine?!"


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Lucky b@st@rd..."


"Not if you're the one on fire..."


Richard Pryor: "When your on fire ... People get out of the way..."


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Lucky b@st@rd..."


"Not if you're the one on fire..."


Richard Pryor: "When your on fire ... People get out of the way..."



Red Vs Blue PSM: "When on fire, run around and disperse it."


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"Ah, Labor Day..."
"What you're likely to get f you skip Sex Ed."
"Let's not talk about the course schedule for the coming school year just now....Let's enjoy this last hurrah of summer..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand
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Multiple furtive figures move through the koi pond and spot each other.

AUL: (cause the school belongs to the UEG) "huh???!" (Opens fire on the others)

EBSIS: (who think the IceGuard children are here) "#huh???!!!#" (#translated from Russian) (opens fire on the others)

Chinese SPETSNAZ: (who think the Deep Ones children are there) "*huh???!!!*" (*translated from Chinese) (opens fire on the others)

Rory Mercury: (Understood by all) "You've just opened a can of whup ass and you're the asses." :demon:

Hotaru: (watching the carnage) "Daaamn...
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SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand



Cooking to get revenge on Gordon Ramsay(because he's a jerk).
Instructor- Also Rand.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand



Cooking to get revenge on Gordon Ramsay(because he's a jerk).
Instructor- Also Rand.

Better Rand then Misato coul you imge the carnage?
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
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batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand



Cooking to get revenge on Gordon Ramsay(because he's a jerk).
Instructor- Also Rand.

Better Rand then Misato could you imagen the carnage?
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand


Random MCHS Student #1: "I think I'll pass..." :eek:
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto..." :shock:
Rand: "Come on, guys...road-kill is good for you...lots of protein!"
Rook: "Then how come your so skinny?"
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taalismn wrote:"Ah, Labor Day..."
"What you're likely to get f you skip Sex Ed."
"Let's not talk about the course schedule for the coming school year just now....Let's enjoy this last hurrah of summer..."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Multiple furtive figures move through the koi pond and spot each other.

AUL: (cause the school belongs to the UEG) "huh???!" (Opens fire on the others)

EBSIS: (who think the IceGuard children are here) "#huh???!!!#" (#translated from Russian) (opens fire on the others)

Chinese SPETSNAZ: (who think the Deep Ones children are there) "*huh???!!!*" (*translated from Chinese) (opens fire on the others)

Rory Mercury: (Understood by all) "You've just opened a can of whup ass and you're the asses." :demon:

Hotaru: (watching the carnage) "Daaamn...


:lol: :lol: :?: Wander were you got that from? :?: (Yes, that is sacrasum.)

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand



Cooking to get revenge on Gordon Ramsay(because he's a jerk).
Instructor- Also Rand.


:lol:

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand



Cooking to get revenge on Gordon Ramsay(because he's a jerk).
Instructor- Also Rand.

Better Rand then Misato coul you imge the carnage?


:lol: :eek:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Home Ec 107


Preparing road-kill in a form even Gordon Ramsay would appreciate.
Instructor - Rand


Random MCHS Student #1: "I think I'll pass..." :eek:
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto..." :shock:
Rand: "Come on, guys...road-kill is good for you...lots of protein!"
Rook: "Then how come your so skinny?"


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batlchip wrote:[q
Better Rand then Misato could you imagen the carnage?


Ramsay's had a rep for feeding vegetarians samples, then zinging them that they were eating meat(and to people who don't look as if they have a bison's build and temperment, just to prove what an all-grass diet can do). I'm not vegan myself, and don't ask me to give up bacon, but that kind of casual cruelty warrants a plate of Chile Con Carnage, no?
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"Tonight on Iron Chef Monument City!! Tonight's ingredient...ROAD-KILL!!!"
Rand: "YES!!!!!!"
Scott: "Eeewwwww..."
Rook: "I agree."
Lunk: "Road-kill's not that bad..."
Annie: "If it were alive, I would've made it my new pet."
Lancer: "Lunk...you'd eat ANYTHING."
Sera and Ariel: "Even protuculture."
MCHS Student: "This guy's our Home Ec instructor?! We're SO screwed."
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Gordon Ramsay's Eating Nightmare



Ramsay: "Why the <BLEEP> am I shackled to this chair?"

"Why you're our guest judge in this cooking competition. Here are our contestants now..."

Rand: "Today I'll be serving Skunk Stroganov." :D

Alvarez: "My dish will be the Mystery Special." :-D

Petra: "I'm going to rock Gordon's world, with my Fish Stew." :twisted:

Sargent Tuule: "Um ... I was told I had to cook something, so I killed this guy who touched me on the train. I'll serve him on a spit." :-?

Washu: "I am making curry." :demon:
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Truly, hell's kitchen....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: :eek: "I'm bringing food from home!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto." :puke:
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taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


"Never in the history of the universe has there been such a critical mass of questionable cooking." :shock:
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


"Never in the history of the universe has there been such a critical mass of questionable cooking." :shock:


No, Akane Tendo was not included....that would raise the bar to Apocalyptic....
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


"Never in the history of the universe has there been such a critical mass of questionable cooking." :shock:


No, Akane Tendo was not included....that would raise the bar to Apocalyptic....


Bring in Chairman Kaga (Iron Chef) and it would be Ragnarok
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Arnie100 wrote:
Bring in Chairman Kaga (Iron Chef) and it would be Ragnarok


He still has bad flashbacks to 'Iron Chef Nerima'/
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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SRoss wrote:
Gordon Ramsay's Eating Nightmare



Ramsay: "Why the <BLEEP> am I shackled to this chair?"

"Why you're our guest judge in this cooking competition. Here are our contestants now..."

Rand: "Today I'll be serving Skunk Stroganov." :D

Alvarez: "My dish will be the Mystery Special." :-D

Petra: "I'm going to rock Gordon's world, with my Fish Stew." :twisted:

Sargent Tuule: "Um ... I was told I had to cook something, so I killed this guy who touched me on the train. I'll serve him on a spit." :-?

Washu: "I am making curry." :demon:


Karen Forest-Walker "And for the discriminating tastes I am making a couple of my Native dishes, but the ingredients are impossible :( so I had to make a couple substitutions.... The best I could do was fricasseed beetle with Napalm sauce, a tossed salad with arsenic, and ammonia Vinaigrette, and for the Piece De Resistance my personal favorite... A chocolate icecream with a sauce made with well aged Vino de Protoculture Aged 1000 years (it was a Very good year) this is a wine made with flowers of the flower of life and fermented and then aged ....

(if anyone asks yes she is using napalm salvaged from missiles for the "napalm sauce" there is enough arsenic to kill a normal human (if the ammonia doesn't do the job) and if they somehow survive to try the icecream... the protoculture in the "sauce" has enough mutagenic properties that you could get multiple sets of mutant somethings from it...

and the scary part is she doesn't realize that there is anything wrong with her menu. )
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Thus reinforcing the BioSanitation Squad's pledge NEVER to answer ANY calls from this school, no matter how desperate.
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SRoss wrote:Thus reinforcing the BioSanitation Squad's pledge NEVER to answer ANY calls from this school, no matter how desperate.


"We have Kyle and Edwards for THAT job!!" :twisted:
Kyle: "I HATE this place."
Edwards: "I still --"
Kyle: "SHUT UP." :x
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SRoss wrote:Thus reinforcing the BioSanitation Squad's pledge NEVER to answer ANY calls from this school, no matter how desperate.

"Some places you just can't clean up...you can only quarantine and wait until the half-life cools things down..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:[q
Better Rand then Misato could you imagen the carnage?


Ramsay's had a rep for feeding vegetarians samples, then zinging them that they were eating meat(and to people who don't look as if they have a bison's build and temperment, just to prove what an all-grass diet can do). I'm not vegan myself, and don't ask me to give up bacon, but that kind of casual cruelty warrants a plate of Chile Con Carnage, no?


Same, won't give up on meat.

Arnie100 wrote:"Tonight on Iron Chef Monument City!! Tonight's ingredient...ROAD-KILL!!!"
Rand: "YES!!!!!!"
Scott: "Eeewwwww..."
Rook: "I agree."
Lunk: "Road-kill's not that bad..."
Annie: "If it were alive, I would've made it my new pet."
Lancer: "Lunk...you'd eat ANYTHING."
Sera and Ariel: "Even protuculture."
MCHS Student: "This guy's our Home Ec instructor?! We're SO screwed."


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
Gordon Ramsay's Eating Nightmare



Ramsay: "Why the <BLEEP> am I shackled to this chair?"

"Why you're our guest judge in this cooking competition. Here are our contestants now..."

Rand: "Today I'll be serving Skunk Stroganov." :D

Alvarez: "My dish will be the Mystery Special." :-D

Petra: "I'm going to rock Gordon's world, with my Fish Stew." :twisted:

Sargent Tuule: "Um ... I was told I had to cook something, so I killed this guy who touched me on the train. I'll serve him on a spit." :-?

Washu: "I am making curry." :demon:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Glad I'm not him!

taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


:lol: Agree!

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: :eek: "I'm bringing food from home!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Ditto." :puke:


:lol:
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


"Never in the history of the universe has there been such a critical mass of questionable cooking." :shock:


:lol: :lol: It could be worse. Akane from Ranma 1/2 could be in it. And there are some others...

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


"Never in the history of the universe has there been such a critical mass of questionable cooking." :shock:


No, Akane Tendo was not included....that would raise the bar to Apocalyptic....


:lol: Agree. And didn't see that you thought of her.

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Truly, hell's kitchen....


"Never in the history of the universe has there been such a critical mass of questionable cooking." :shock:


No, Akane Tendo was not included....that would raise the bar to Apocalyptic....


Bring in Chairman Kaga (Iron Chef) and it would be Ragnarok


That bad, huh?

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Bring in Chairman Kaga (Iron Chef) and it would be Ragnarok


He still has bad flashbacks to 'Iron Chef Nerima'/


:lol:
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guardiandashi wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Gordon Ramsay's Eating Nightmare



Ramsay: "Why the <BLEEP> am I shackled to this chair?"

"Why you're our guest judge in this cooking competition. Here are our contestants now..."

Rand: "Today I'll be serving Skunk Stroganov." :D

Alvarez: "My dish will be the Mystery Special." :-D

Petra: "I'm going to rock Gordon's world, with my Fish Stew." :twisted:

Sargent Tuule: "Um ... I was told I had to cook something, so I killed this guy who touched me on the train. I'll serve him on a spit." :-?

Washu: "I am making curry." :demon:


Karen Forest-Walker "And for the discriminating tastes I am making a couple of my Native dishes, but the ingredients are impossible :( so I had to make a couple substitutions.... The best I could do was fricasseed beetle with Napalm sauce, a tossed salad with arsenic, and ammonia Vinaigrette, and for the Piece De Resistance my personal favorite... A chocolate icecream with a sauce made with well aged Vino de Protoculture Aged 1000 years (it was a Very good year) this is a wine made with flowers of the flower of life and fermented and then aged ....

(if anyone asks yes she is using napalm salvaged from missiles for the "napalm sauce" there is enough arsenic to kill a normal human (if the ammonia doesn't do the job) and if they somehow survive to try the icecream... the protoculture in the "sauce" has enough mutagenic properties that you could get multiple sets of mutant somethings from it...

and the scary part is she doesn't realize that there is anything wrong with her menu. )


:lol: :lol: :eek: :shock: :? KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SRoss wrote:Thus reinforcing the BioSanitation Squad's pledge NEVER to answer ANY calls from this school, no matter how desperate.


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Thus reinforcing the BioSanitation Squad's pledge NEVER to answer ANY calls from this school, no matter how desperate.


"We have Kyle and Edwards for THAT job!!" :twisted:
Kyle: "I HATE this place."
Edwards: "I still --"
Kyle: "SHUT UP." :x


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Thus reinforcing the BioSanitation Squad's pledge NEVER to answer ANY calls from this school, no matter how desperate.

"Some places you just can't clean up...you can only quarantine and wait until the half-life cools things down..."


:lol: :lol:
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side note on Karen...
Well I will have to give a little background on her for people to understand Why she seems a little crazy about cooking.

first of all she is not a chef, and even though she has been knocking around the megaverse in campaigns, she hasn't quite figured out that humans aren't like her people.
Karen comes from a world from a battletech universe, but from a planet several thousand light years from earth. They developed approximately Clan level technology independently and they have some beyond that level tech.

the whole "house" is populated by ~human sized "dragons" from Dungeons and dragons.
Karen Happens to be a Green dragon (read up on their resistances and immunities if you are curious) but she was one of the head scientists/engineers at their primary 'Mech design and testing facility so she focuses on tech stuff. Her importation into palladium was when she was testing a "grav tank mecha" (what Robotech would call a veritech, that was essentially a veritech hover tank except that it weighs ~85 metric tons, carries (carried) 4 particle plasma cannon, and was powered by either a high end fusion reactor, or had a fusion-antimatter reactor (antimatter boosted fusion reactor) I honestly don't remember at this point.

the point being "cooking" is not her focus R&D and "tech" is of course in some ways that makes tossing her into a "food battle" even funnier in a way.
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"So basically it's a hypersonic food processor that instantly renders food into undigestible dust?"
"...ah, yes...."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
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guardiandashi wrote:side note on Karen...
Well I will have to give a little background on her for people to understand Why she seems a little crazy about cooking.

first of all she is not a chef, and even though she has been knocking around the megaverse in campaigns, she hasn't quite figured out that humans aren't like her people.
Karen comes from a world from a battletech universe, but from a planet several thousand light years from earth. They developed approximately Clan level technology independently and they have some beyond that level tech.

the whole "house" is populated by ~human sized "dragons" from Dungeons and dragons.
Karen Happens to be a Green dragon (read up on their resistances and immunities if you are curious) but she was one of the head scientists/engineers at their primary 'Mech design and testing facility so she focuses on tech stuff. Her importation into palladium was when she was testing a "grav tank mecha" (what Robotech would call a veritech, that was essentially a veritech hover tank except that it weighs ~85 metric tons, carries (carried) 4 particle plasma cannon, and was powered by either a high end fusion reactor, or had a fusion-antimatter reactor (antimatter boosted fusion reactor) I honestly don't remember at this point.

the point being "cooking" is not her focus R&D and "tech" is of course in some ways that makes tossing her into a "food battle" even funnier in a way.


And with her dragon constitution...

taalismn wrote:"So basically it's a hypersonic food processor that instantly renders food into undigestible dust?"
"...ah, yes...."


:lol: :lol:
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"We still remember when the handheld blender got away from her."
"I'm sure I can solve the torque problem."
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Principle's Office


"Sir, apparently Pedeobear has started a competing high school."
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taalismn wrote:"We still remember when the handheld blender got away from her."
"I'm sure I can solve the torque problem."


:lol: :lol: Does she still have a hand?

SRoss wrote:
Principle's Office


"Sir, apparently Pedeobear has started a competing high school."


:eek: :shock: :? :lol: Holy crap!
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Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"We still remember when the handheld blender got away from her."
"I'm sure I can solve the torque problem."


:lol: :lol: Does she still have a hand?



Yes, but on the matter of kitchen walls, she might be missing a few...
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taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"We still remember when the handheld blender got away from her."
"I'm sure I can solve the torque problem."


:lol: :lol: Does she still have a hand?



Yes, but on the matter of kitchen walls, she might be missing a few...


:lol: :lol: That's some torque.
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Alpha 11 wrote:[
:lol: :lol: That's some torque.



Like a Junkers Jumo engine on a handle...
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Just a question. Has the Basketball, other sport coaches, maybe gym teacher ever used a Zentraedi ReSizing chamber?
I hate it when my mind wonders,
Because I have no idea what it will bring back with it.

taalismn says -- Librarians assume the role of scholar-priest-kings in an increasinly illiterate society...

taalismn says -- Abtex...Unofficial archival mole for the fictional arms industry again with the sites that make you blink... :shock: :-D
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taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[
:lol: :lol: That's some torque.



Like a Junkers Jumo engine on a handle...


:lol: :lol: :eek: :shock: :?

abtex wrote:Just a question. Has the Basketball, other sport coaches, maybe gym teacher ever used a Zentraedi ReSizing chamber?


DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAL!!!!!!!!!! To late... :D
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Well THIS guy is the shortest member of the junior team.
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abtex wrote:Just a question. Has the Basketball, other sport coaches, maybe gym teacher ever used a Zentraedi ReSizing chamber?



:shock: "So THAT'S why the locker room has such a high ceiling..."
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SRoss wrote:Well THIS guy is the shortest member of the junior team.


:lol: Yep, he's short all right. :roll:

taalismn wrote:
abtex wrote:Just a question. Has the Basketball, other sport coaches, maybe gym teacher ever used a Zentraedi ReSizing chamber?



:shock: "So THAT'S why the locker room has such a high ceiling..."


:lol: Is that an echo I hear?
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Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Well THIS guy is the shortest member of the junior team.


:lol: Yep, he's short all right. :roll:


Sorry, I meant THIS guy.
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Alpha 11 wrote:[

:lol: Is that an echo I hear?


Yeah, and why the gym shower has storm drains.
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SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Well THIS guy is the shortest member of the junior team.


:lol: Yep, he's short all right. :roll:


Sorry, I meant THIS guy.


:shock: :eek: Now that is tall.

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

:lol: Is that an echo I hear?


Yeah, and why the gym shower has storm drains.


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"Yeah, well, I figured that giant spheroid was too heavy to be a weather balloon for the science classes."
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taalismn wrote:"Yeah, well, I figured that giant spheroid was too heavy to be a weather balloon for the science classes."

"Looks like a Dodge Ball used in gym class."
"Coach, the Science nerds look taller for soon really?"
"Stop joking around and get back on the gym fl.."
"IN COMING!!!"
"What do you say, Coach?"
Wham!! Wham!! "Ouch!!"
I hate it when my mind wonders,
Because I have no idea what it will bring back with it.

taalismn says -- Librarians assume the role of scholar-priest-kings in an increasinly illiterate society...

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taalismn wrote:"Yeah, well, I figured that giant spheroid was too heavy to be a weather balloon for the science classes."


:lol:

abtex wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Yeah, well, I figured that giant spheroid was too heavy to be a weather balloon for the science classes."

"Looks like a Dodge Ball used in gym class."
"Coach, the Science nerds look taller for soon really?"
"Stop joking around and get back on the gym fl.."
"IN COMING!!!"
"What do you say, Coach?"
Wham!! Wham!! "Ouch!!"


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