Board index » MDC Worlds » Robotech® - The Shadow Chronicles® - Macross II®

 


Post new topic Reply to topic
Author Message
Unread postPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:51 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Edwards: "Yes! We have something named after us!"
Kyle: :nh:


Grayson: "Isn't this just a cannon pointed at the ceiling?"

Charon: (Lighting the fuse) "Your point?"


Grayson: :shock: "Oh, S**!"
Charon: :twisted:

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!

Grayson: :frazz: "AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!"


Grayson: "well if anything that was an interesting study of ballistic arcs, now to get to work."

*Looks at his ruined science classroom*

Grayson: "Damn, someone stole my hyper neutron accelerator, well I hope they enjoy the feeling of total body irradiation."


Mr. Taylor: "Hmm, this needs MORE POWER!"

Everyone Else: :eek: :eek: :eek: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:00 pm
  

User avatar
Knight

Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am
Posts: 4593
SRoss wrote:

Mr. Taylor: "Hmm, this needs MORE POWER!"

Everyone Else: :eek: :eek: :eek: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Mr. Taylor: "Just kidding!" :D :P
Everyone Else: "Wheeeww..."
Mr. Taylor: "On the other hand..." :twisted:
Everyone Else: :eek: :eek: :eek: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Stampede of a students out of the classroom...)

_________________
They can't see me...Right!?


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:00 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Edwards: "THIS WAY GUYS! I secured an escape plane!"

In the cockpit...

Harrison Ford: "This is your captain. I've shut down all the electronic navigation aids. Prepare for take-off."

Plane roars down the taxiway at take-off speed and piles into a nearby orange grove.


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:32 pm
  

User avatar
Knight

Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am
Posts: 4593
SRoss wrote:
Edwards: "THIS WAY GUYS! I secured an escape plane!"

In the cockpit...

Harrison Ford: "This is your captain. I've shut down all the electronic navigation aids. Prepare for take-off."

Plane roars down the taxiway at take-off speed and piles into a nearby orange grove.


(Of course Ford safely ejects out of the airplane...)

Edwards: "That's not fair!" :cry:
Kyle: :nh: "Here we go again..."

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:

_________________
They can't see me...Right!?


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:24 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
[
Grayson: "Damn, someone stole my hyper neutron accelerator, well I hope they enjoy the feeling of total body irradiation."


Mr. Taylor: "Hmm, this needs MORE POWER!"

Everyone Else: :eek: :eek: :eek: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Doctor Manhattan: "See...this is how I got into trouble in the first place...."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


Last edited by taalismn on Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.

          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:56 pm
  

User avatar
Knight

Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am
Posts: 4593
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
[
Grayson: "Damn, someone stole my hyper neutron accelerator, well I hope they enjoy the feeling of total body irradiation."


Mr. Taylor: "Hmm, this needs MORE POWER!"

Everyone Else: :eek: :eek: :eek: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Doctor Tachyon: "See...this is how I got into trouble in the first place...."


Mr. Taylor: "Oh, please...that needs..."
Waashu: "I bet I could tweak it!"

(Mass stampede as school empties...)

_________________
They can't see me...Right!?


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:21 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Doctor Manhattan: "Our next lesson, after the folly of humanity, will be 'Pulling Yourself Back Together After Your Intrinsic Field has been Obliterated'."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


Last edited by taalismn on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.

          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:05 pm
  

User avatar
Knight

Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am
Posts: 4593
Kyle: "Where IS everyone?!"
Edwards: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Kyle: :nh: "Oh, great...you just jinxed us."

_________________
They can't see me...Right!?


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:15 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Arnie100 wrote:
Kyle: "Where IS everyone?!"
Edwards: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Kyle: :nh: "Oh, great...you just jinxed us."


Charon: "Just enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts...because it NEVER lasts..."
Edwards/Kyle: "...hi...!"
Charon: "See what I mean?"

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:14 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"Ah, we survived Halloween, and now the Christmas season is upon us."

"How can you tell?"

"Shinji's stalker is singing on the PA."


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:09 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Shinji: "What do you mean I can't transfer to another school!?!"


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:01 am
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"Is anyone else alarmed that we have Doug Marcaida judging the students shop projects?"

Rook: (Quenching her blade) "No, why?"


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:26 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
"Is anyone else alarmed that we have Doug Marcaida judging the students shop projects?"

Rook: (Quenching her blade) "No, why?"


"Only if you're not taking the advanced courses about IEDs..."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:05 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Doug: (Testing Yandere-chan's shop project) "It weeell kill." :twisted:

Dana: "But, it's just supposed to be a spice rack!?!"


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:12 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
Doug: (Testing Yandere-chan's shop project) "It weeell kill." :twisted:

Dana: "But, it's just supposed to be a spice rack!?!"



"The kitchen is arguably the most dangerous place in your home."
"...when did you visit my house?"

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:38 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Doug: (Testing Yandere-chan's shop project) "It weeell kill." :twisted:

Dana: "But, it's just supposed to be a spice rack!?!"



"The kitchen is arguably the most dangerous place in your home."
"...when did you visit my house?"


"Well, it stands to reason... After all, the cafeteria is the most dangerous part of this school." :roll:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:10 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
"Don't let the PE teachers hear that..."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:23 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
taalismn wrote:
"Don't let the PE teachers hear that..."


PE Teacher: (Dropping a pile of canonballs on the gym floor) "OK KIDS! TIME FOR DODGE BALL!"


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:11 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
"Don't let the PE teachers hear that..."


PE Teacher: (Dropping a pile of canonballs on the gym floor) "OK KIDS! TIME FOR DODGE BALL!"


"I didn't think they actually had automatic dhalgren cannons...."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:21 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"Class, I'd like to introduce you to your new English teacher ... Professor Yellow *itch."

:badbad: :badbad: :badbad: "THAT'S YELLAVITCH! YOU WORM!!!" :badbad: :badbad: :badbad:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:18 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
"So, what do we give thanks for this Thanksgiving?"
"The fact that we don't have to draw straws this year to see who's the 'turkey'?"

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:45 am
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Nova: "I'm worried. One of the Fourth Waller's is missing."

Infirmary:

SRoss: (Stapped to a table) "Umm, I'm Canadian. We have Universal Health Care..." :?

Washuu: :demon: :demon: :demon: "Silly Boy!" (Snicker) "That's why I'm using the BIG laser..." :demon: :demon: :demon:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:23 am
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
SRoss: (Laying back in the Staff Lounge) "Well, wasn't like I needed that kidney ... or the appendix." :nh:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:15 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
SRoss: (Laying back in the Staff Lounge) "Well, wasn't like I needed that kidney ... or the appendix." :nh:


"Or those six inches of spine..."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:50 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"Why are all the staff and students crowded around outside the school."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Someone covered the ceiling with Mistletoe..."

Meanwhile, hiding just inside...

The Sisters of Clea err Repentia: :twisted: :demon: :twisted: :demon: :love:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:12 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Fateful Moments Upon Which the Course of History Can Change:

Ben Solo: "Funny...this doesn't look like Uncle Luke's academy..."
"Welcome to the dark side, kid..."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:54 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Corg: (At his locker when an arrow wrapped in Mistletoe thunks into the wall over his head) :nh:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:47 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
Corg: (At his locker when an arrow wrapped in Mistletoe thunks into the wall over his head) :nh:


Unfortunately. warm-weather arachnowolverines associate mistletoe with food......

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:37 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"Christmas and New Years are over, how are we preparing for the student's return?"

"Staff conditioning."

"?"

Washuu: (Writing on chaulk board) "Mystudentsarenottestsubjects! Mystudentsarenottestsubjects! Mystudentsarenottestsubjects!"

Mr. Taylor: (Writing on chaulk board) "Itdoesnotneedmorepower! Itdoesnotneedmorepower! Itdoesnotneedmorepower!"

Arnie100: (Writing on chaulk board) "IwillnotsummonDagoninclass! IwillnotsummonDagoninclass! IwillnotsummonDagoninclass!"

Taalismn: (Writing on chaulk board) "TheAntilifeEquationisnotpartoffirstyearmath! TheAntilifeEquationisnotpartoffirstyearmath! TheAntilifeEquationisnotpartoffirstyearmath!"

:eek: :shock: :eek:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:07 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
"YYYYAAAaahhhhHHHH!!! SNOW DAY!!!"
"-you DO realize that just means we're trapped here on the wrong side of the school doors?"
"...bwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh...."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:06 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"ED-209 and the Sister's of Cle err, Repentia have been doing a god job as Hall Monitors, but I think we'll supplement them this year."

"What do you mean?"

Elsewhere...

Random MCH #69 Student: "Do you guys smell lavender?"

Ava: :love: :love: :love: "Helllooo children! should you be loitering in the halls during class time?" :love: :love: :love:

"Damn you're evil." :shock:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:01 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
"ED-209 and the Sister's of Cle err, Repentia have been doing a god job as Hall Monitors, but I think we'll supplement them this year."

"What do you mean?"

Elsewhere...

Random MCH #69 Student: "Do you guys smell lavender?"

Ava: :love: :love: :love: "Helllooo children! should you be loitering in the halls during class time?" :love: :love: :love:

"Damn you're evil." :shock:
\

(AVA, for those readers who are not familiar with the name, but who read this thread nevertheless, expecting high-brow entertainment, or simply punishing yourselves by voluntarily reading the equivalent of bad fanfiction, is a Non-Player Character from the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread of the Rifts Forums. She's essentially an experiment in android design and transferred intelligence by ARCHIE-3, but she escaped his laboratories and now wanders the countryside. Since she has a personality that seems like a combination of Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy, and a body packed full of sufficiently advanced technology that's mistaken for magic, many of the backwoods folk have mistaken her for some sort of goddess incarnate.
But the setting being Rifts, she's got a megadamage body and LAZERS in her four(!) arms, so abusing her kind nature is asking for more than a scolding...though she scolds pretty impressively, such that many on the receiving end of a disciplinary lecture from her, would rather that she just blasted them instead.
-The Interdim Librarian)

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:33 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"ED-209 and the Sister's of Cle err, Repentia have been doing a god job as Hall Monitors, but I think we'll supplement them this year."

"What do you mean?"

Elsewhere...

Random MCH #69 Student: "Do you guys smell lavender?"

Ava: :love: :love: :love: "Helllooo children! should you be loitering in the halls during class time?" :love: :love: :love:

"Damn you're evil." :shock:
\

(AVA, for those readers who are not familiar with the name, but who read this thread nevertheless, expecting high-brow entertainment, or simply punishing yourselves by voluntarily reading the equivalent of bad fanfiction, is a Non-Player Character from the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread of the Rifts Forums. She's essentially an experiment in android design and transferred intelligence by ARCHIE-3, but she escaped his laboratories and now wanders the countryside. Since she has a personality that seems like a combination of Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy, and a body packed full of sufficiently advanced technology that's mistaken for magic, many of the backwoods folk have mistaken her for some sort of goddess incarnate.
But the setting being Rifts, she's got a megadamage body and LAZERS in her four(!) arms, so abusing her kind nature is asking for more than a scolding...though she scolds pretty impressively, such that many on the receiving end of a disciplinary lecture from her, would rather that she just blasted them instead.
-The Interdim Librarian)


I still get a laugh out of that story with her and that poor hapless Pariah...


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:17 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
[
I still get a laugh out of that story with her and that poor hapless Pariah...


Yep...when Do-Gooder Good/Earth Mother Figures Attack!!!!

*Again, for those readers scratching their heads, it's another snippet in the SFC thread, where Ava encounters a Shemarrian Pariah-class drone. When the Pariah tries to warn Archie-3 that it's located the runaway experiment, Ava unconsciously jams the signal, while, mistaking the Pariah for a destitute castaway, quickly repairs the Pariah's rags, gives her new sandals and homemade lavender soap(and directions to a safe bathing area and a nice town to seek shelter in), then departs. Before the Pariah can again contact Archie-3, she gets blue-screened and rebooted by a band of rebel EShemarrians who have been looking for the rumored 'Ava'(who's assuming a reputation as something of a benign Big Foot to the Shemarrian rebels), and recognize in the nice-smelling soap that they probably JUST missed their quarry.

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:52 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
[
I still get a laugh out of that story with her and that poor hapless Pariah...


Yep...when Do-Gooder Good/Earth Mother Figures Attack!!!!

*Again, for those readers scratching their heads, it's another snippet in the SFC thread, where Ava encounters a Shemarrian Pariah-class drone. When the Pariah tries to warn Archie-3 that it's located the runaway experiment, Ava unconsciously jams the signal, while, mistaking the Pariah for a destitute castaway, quickly repairs the Pariah's rags, gives her new sandals and homemade lavender soap(and directions to a safe bathing area and a nice town to seek shelter in), then departs. Before the Pariah can again contact Archie-3, she gets blue-screened and rebooted by a band of rebel EShemarrians who have been looking for the rumored 'Ava'(who's assuming a reputation as something of a benign Big Foot to the Shemarrian rebels), and recognize in the nice-smelling soap that they probably JUST missed their quarry.


Reye: "Do not worry sisters. I have acquired the services of expert trackers."

Matt Moneymaker: "Today on Finding Bigfoot me and Bobo are taking break to find the elusive Ava."

Rand: "I take it I'm here because of my awesome wilderness skills."

Bobo: "No. Because we've heard that this Ava is drawn to helpless pathetic things."

Rand: :nh:

Kyle: "Why am I tied up in the middle of the hallway?"


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:50 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
[q

Bobo: "No. Because we've heard that this Ava is drawn to helpless pathetic things."

Rand: :nh: ]"


Annie: "Let me set him on fire first."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:52 pm
  

User avatar
Palladin

Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Posts: 9350
Location: Northwood, ND
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"ED-209 and the Sister's of Cle err, Repentia have been doing a god job as Hall Monitors, but I think we'll supplement them this year."

"What do you mean?"

Elsewhere...

Random MCH #69 Student: "Do you guys smell lavender?"

Ava: :love: :love: :love: "Helllooo children! should you be loitering in the halls during class time?" :love: :love: :love:

"Damn you're evil." :shock:
\

(AVA, for those readers who are not familiar with the name, but who read this thread nevertheless, expecting high-brow entertainment, or simply punishing yourselves by voluntarily reading the equivalent of bad fanfiction, is a Non-Player Character from the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread of the Rifts Forums. She's essentially an experiment in android design and transferred intelligence by ARCHIE-3, but she escaped his laboratories and now wanders the countryside. Since she has a personality that seems like a combination of Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy, and a body packed full of sufficiently advanced technology that's mistaken for magic, many of the backwoods folk have mistaken her for some sort of goddess incarnate.
But the setting being Rifts, she's got a megadamage body and LAZERS in her four(!) arms, so abusing her kind nature is asking for more than a scolding...though she scolds pretty impressively, such that many on the receiving end of a disciplinary lecture from her, would rather that she just blasted them instead.
-The Interdim Librarian)


:lol: :lol: Wow. What a combo of charactors.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
[
I still get a laugh out of that story with her and that poor hapless Pariah...


Yep...when Do-Gooder Good/Earth Mother Figures Attack!!!!

*Again, for those readers scratching their heads, it's another snippet in the SFC thread, where Ava encounters a Shemarrian Pariah-class drone. When the Pariah tries to warn Archie-3 that it's located the runaway experiment, Ava unconsciously jams the signal, while, mistaking the Pariah for a destitute castaway, quickly repairs the Pariah's rags, gives her new sandals and homemade lavender soap(and directions to a safe bathing area and a nice town to seek shelter in), then departs. Before the Pariah can again contact Archie-3, she gets blue-screened and rebooted by a band of rebel EShemarrians who have been looking for the rumored 'Ava'(who's assuming a reputation as something of a benign Big Foot to the Shemarrian rebels), and recognize in the nice-smelling soap that they probably JUST missed their quarry.


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
[
I still get a laugh out of that story with her and that poor hapless Pariah...


Yep...when Do-Gooder Good/Earth Mother Figures Attack!!!!

*Again, for those readers scratching their heads, it's another snippet in the SFC thread, where Ava encounters a Shemarrian Pariah-class drone. When the Pariah tries to warn Archie-3 that it's located the runaway experiment, Ava unconsciously jams the signal, while, mistaking the Pariah for a destitute castaway, quickly repairs the Pariah's rags, gives her new sandals and homemade lavender soap(and directions to a safe bathing area and a nice town to seek shelter in), then departs. Before the Pariah can again contact Archie-3, she gets blue-screened and rebooted by a band of rebel EShemarrians who have been looking for the rumored 'Ava'(who's assuming a reputation as something of a benign Big Foot to the Shemarrian rebels), and recognize in the nice-smelling soap that they probably JUST missed their quarry.


Reye: "Do not worry sisters. I have acquired the services of expert trackers."

Matt Moneymaker: "Today on Finding Bigfoot me and Bobo are taking break to find the elusive Ava."

Rand: "I take it I'm here because of my awesome wilderness skills."

Bobo: "No. Because we've heard that this Ava is drawn to helpless pathetic things."

Rand: :nh:

Kyle: "Why am I tied up in the middle of the hallway?"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
[q

Bobo: "No. Because we've heard that this Ava is drawn to helpless pathetic things."

Rand: :nh: ]"


Annie: "Let me set him on fire first."


:lol: Poor Rand.


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:31 am
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Charon: "Let me get this straight...you didn't burn to death, you were-"
Rand: "HELPED to death, yes...between at least five different chemical fire extinguishers being dumped on me, and somebody tackling me to the ground to roll out the flames, I was smothered, choked, frozen and crushed to death."

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:02 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
taalismn wrote:
Charon: "Let me get this straight...you didn't burn to death, you were-"
Rand: "HELPED to death, yes...between at least five different chemical fire extinguishers being dumped on me, and somebody tackling me to the ground to roll out the flames, I was smothered, choked, frozen and crushed to death."


Roomba: (Explaining to Ava) <Yes, apparently humans can't breath a 100% Halon atmosphere.>


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:06 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Charon: "Let me get this straight...you didn't burn to death, you were-"
Rand: "HELPED to death, yes...between at least five different chemical fire extinguishers being dumped on me, and somebody tackling me to the ground to roll out the flames, I was smothered, choked, frozen and crushed to death."


Roomba: (Explaining to Ava) <Yes, apparently humans can't breath a 100% Halon atmosphere.>


Actually, I think it was the Roombas with the freon sprayers. The school automatics triggered the Halon. Ava tried to wrap Rand in a cloak to smoother the flames. Several faculty members threw fire extinguishers at him.
Yeah, Rand was done in by altruism.

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:41 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"So, why does a school have such aggressive fire suppression?"

"Weeelll..."

FLASHBACK TO THE NIGHT THE BLOOD RIDERS WERE HIRED TO ORGANIZE THE SCHOOL DANCE


"Oh." :shock:

Erin: (Yelling from down the hall) "BEST SCHOOL DANCE EVER!"

Rei & Sarah: (Facepalm)


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:44 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
"That's when we installed the new fire control reservoirs on the roof."
"I thought those were rooftop swimming pools!"

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:46 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
"Shinji? Tenchi? What are you doing?"

Tenchi: "Preparing for Valentine's Day" :frazz:

"But that's not til February..."

Shinji: "YES!!! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!" :eek:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:32 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
"Shinji? Tenchi? What are you doing?"

Tenchi: "Preparing for Valentine's Day" :frazz:

"But that's not til February..."

Shinji: "YES!!! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!" :eek:



"So....that would explain your interest in finding undocumented dead-space in the walls?"

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:03 pm
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
"Shinji? Tenchi? What are you doing?"

Tenchi: "Preparing for Valentine's Day" :frazz:

"But that's not til February..."

Shinji: "YES!!! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!" :eek:



"So....that would explain your interest in finding undocumented dead-space in the walls?"


Meanwhile, Tenchi and Shinji open the old Jewish Wine Cabinet in the Defence Against Dark Arts class...

Dybbok: (From inside) "Get your own hiding place! This one's mine!!!"


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:27 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
SRoss wrote:
[

Meanwhile, Tenchi and Shinji open the old Jewish Wine Cabinet in the Defence Against Dark Arts class...

Dybbok: (From inside) "Get your own hiding place! This one's mine!!!"


The vicious nearly unseen wars for hiding spaces at MCHS#69 have been compared by the history teachers to the wars waged by various European barbarian tribes in their quest to flee more powerful tribes(such as the Huns), that shattered the Roman Empire.....

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:58 am
  

Hero

Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:16 pm
Posts: 1036
Location: L.S.S
Comment: Even the great thinkers and writers in history messed up sometimes.
Misato:umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of
red shirts guarding Tenchi and shinji's room?
Bato: Because valentines day is coming and we need the stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance.

_________________
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:10 am
  

Knight

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Posts: 4789
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
batlchip wrote:
Misato: "Umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of red shirts guarding Tenchi and Shinji's room?"

Bato: "Because valentines day is coming and we need the Stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance."


Sister of Cle... err Repentia #1: "Hey chaperoning is OUR job!" :badbad:

Sister of Cle... err Repentia #2: "Yeah! At least WE can shoot!" :badbad:


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:26 pm
  

User avatar
Priest

Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Posts: 42374
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
batlchip wrote:
Misato:umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of
red shirts guarding Tenchi and shinji's room?
Bato: Because valentines day is coming and we need the stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance.


So, it's a suicide detail, no?

_________________
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------


          Top  
 
Unread postPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:16 am
  

Hero

Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:16 pm
Posts: 1036
Location: L.S.S
Comment: Even the great thinkers and writers in history messed up sometimes.
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
Misato:umm......Bato? Why is there a bunch of
red shirts guarding Tenchi and shinji's room?
Bato: Because valentines day is coming and we need the stormtroopers to be chaperones at the school dance.


So, it's a suicide detail, no?


Pretty much. At least red shirts are easy to replace. Stormtroopers you have to clone them,then train,and make armor for them. Red shirts all have to do is beam off a planet, tell them they will be a important part of the cew and there's fame and glory.

_________________
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.


          Top  
 
 
Post new topic Reply to topic



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users


Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Jump to:  

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum


cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group