taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Jones: "Why are we in the middle of a desert?!"
Navigator: "What desert? (looks out porthole...) OH."
"It's not a desert! Its's ...ah....a dry sea!!!"
A camel walks up and licks the porthole.
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taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Jones: "Why are we in the middle of a desert?!"
Navigator: "What desert? (looks out porthole...) OH."
"It's not a desert! Its's ...ah....a dry sea!!!"
taalismn wrote:"Okay...here's what we're going to do...anybody comes up to the porthole, we put Master Chief Link in front of it and he tells them we're a Guild heighliner looking for Arrakis...."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"Okay...here's what we're going to do...anybody comes up to the porthole, we put Master Chief Link in front of it and he tells them we're a Guild heighliner looking for Arrakis...."
Random Freman: "You needed to make a left turn at Albuquerque."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"Okay...here's what we're going to do...anybody comes up to the porthole, we put Master Chief Link in front of it and he tells them we're a Guild heighliner looking for Arrakis...."
Random Freman: "You needed to make a left turn at Albuquerque."
You been reading that on SpaceBattles?
SRoss wrote:[
Loony Tunes actually.
taalismn wrote:Meanwhile the 37th's many enemies, FINALLY having gotten their act together and pulled together a coordinated and competent threat forces, are futily searching the ocean and wondering where the hell the Deep Ones are.....
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Meanwhile the 37th's many enemies, FINALLY having gotten their act together and pulled together a coordinated and competent threat forces, are futily searching the ocean and wondering where the hell the Deep Ones are.....
"This is COMPETENT? I've seen circus acts run better then this."
taalismn wrote:Jones: "Sir, I really wish you didn't have that on your desk..."
Morgan: (looking at the old sea mine taking up a good portion of his submariner-cramped wardroom office)"Why not? It's a heck of a conversation piece!"
SRoss wrote:[
Meanwhile, unknown to them, the mine is singing to itself.
SRoss wrote:The sub suddenly appears on one of the Evangellion worlds.
"Um, Captain? I don't think this is water..."
taalismn wrote:"Wow....I didn't realize there was a vast subterranean aquifer under all that desert.....I also didn't realize you could get this thing to TUNNEL down to it!"
"It was that line about 'ocean of sand'. We tend to sink in anything described as an 'ocean'. So we really didn't tunnel down, we sank down to the water."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"Wow....I didn't realize there was a vast subterranean aquifer under all that desert.....I also didn't realize you could get this thing to TUNNEL down to it!"
"It was that line about 'ocean of sand'. We tend to sink in anything described as an 'ocean'. So we really didn't tunnel down, we sank down to the water."
Cerberus jumps back startled, as a submarine drops on his dish.
taalismn wrote:UEDF Admiral: "Now remember; the UEDF Navy is counting on the concept of submarine-launched surface to space missiles to justify continued spending on wet navy assets. WE can't have the weapons trials go wrong in any way for any of the units involved in the program. You have made this clear to all the units participating in the tests, right?"
UEDF Commodore:(looking at electronic clipboard) "...uh-oh..."
(The Typhus, Somewhere in the South Pacific)
"Ah, I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to roll the sub upside down just prior to firing the missile tubes..."
taalismn wrote:"The irony of it, they DID manage to shoot down a spacecraft in orbit...they somehow shot THROUGH the Earth and nailed a target on the other side of the planet. Unfortunately, it was one of OUR ships."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"The irony of it, they DID manage to shoot down a spacecraft in orbit...they somehow shot THROUGH the Earth and nailed a target on the other side of the planet. Unfortunately, it was one of OUR ships."
"Alright, who fired that shot?!"
(Bridge suddenly empties...)
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"The irony of it, they DID manage to shoot down a spacecraft in orbit...they somehow shot THROUGH the Earth and nailed a target on the other side of the planet. Unfortunately, it was one of OUR ships."
"Alright, who fired that shot?!"
(Bridge suddenly empties...)
Stupid idjits...trying to hide on a submarine....
Arnie100 wrote:[
No one ever said this crew was known for their intelligence.
Arnie100 wrote:"What kind of navigator ARE you?! We're back out in the middle of NOWHERE?!"
"It wasn't my fault!"
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"What kind of navigator ARE you?! We're back out in the middle of NOWHERE?!"
"It wasn't my fault!"
"Well, I can tell you where we are...right HERE."
"That information would be immensely more useful if it were part of a larger context..such as where HERE is in relation to someplace else that we actually know where it is."
Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...somewhere...)
Chief Toombs: "There's no WAY they can blame ME for whatever's happenings to them!"
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...somewhere...)
Chief Toombs: "There's no WAY they can blame ME for whatever's happenings to them!"
Kinda forgot the tracking anklet he's forced to wear, hadn't he?
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...somewhere...)
Chief Toombs: "There's no WAY they can blame ME for whatever's happenings to them!"
Kinda forgot the tracking anklet he's forced to wear, hadn't he?
Chief Toombs: "Tracking anklet?! What tracking anklet?! (Looks down...) aaww, man..."
Arnie100 wrote:Fortunately, for Chief Toombs (unfortunately for everyone else), the device in the anklet failed to go off. Much to the dismay of everyone. Sometimes...just sometimes...it's your lucky day.
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Fortunately, for Chief Toombs (unfortunately for everyone else), the device in the anklet failed to go off. Much to the dismay of everyone. Sometimes...just sometimes...it's your lucky day.
Unfortunately for Toombs and everyone near him, Twitch Rockwell is actively hunting him. He will not be denied his boom.
taalismn wrote:The 37th Deep Ones and International Salvage Law:
"That which is on the bottom of the sea belongs to us.
That which can be made to sink is on the bottom of the sea."
SRoss wrote:[
"I claim this wreck in the name of the 37[sup]th[/sup]!"
"Idiot! That's the Typhon!"