What did your Mecha step on?
Moderators: Immortals, Supreme Beings, Old Ones
- Peacebringer
- Adventurer
- Posts: 671
- Joined: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:34 pm
What did your Mecha step on?
Mecha really tears up the environment:
01-09 Bushes, fences, curbs, mailboxes and other things
10-14 Rubble
15 Lost dog(s)
16 Automobiles
17 Houses, small-buildings and light-structures
18 A Civilian (1D6 civilians in an urban-setting)
19 Someone's hopes and dreams
20 Zendtraedi droppings (Yes, they're the size of a bus)
01-09 Bushes, fences, curbs, mailboxes and other things
10-14 Rubble
15 Lost dog(s)
16 Automobiles
17 Houses, small-buildings and light-structures
18 A Civilian (1D6 civilians in an urban-setting)
19 Someone's hopes and dreams
20 Zendtraedi droppings (Yes, they're the size of a bus)
- AuroraKet
- Dungeon Crawler
- Posts: 332
- Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:50 pm
- Location: Northeast South Dakota
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
... ew at 15 and 18, lol at 19 almost. ^_^
Currently Playing:
Robotech: Rising Sun hosted by Chris
Robotech 2044: Tales of the Misfits Next Generation hosted by RyuDraconis
Robotech 2042: Getting the Goods hosted by silvermoon383
Will update when another is added.
Oh! And Support LibreOffice! Or OpenOffice. Don't be dominated by Microcrap greed!
Robotech: Rising Sun hosted by Chris
Robotech 2044: Tales of the Misfits Next Generation hosted by RyuDraconis
Robotech 2042: Getting the Goods hosted by silvermoon383
Will update when another is added.
Oh! And Support LibreOffice! Or OpenOffice. Don't be dominated by Microcrap greed!
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
21 an IED that did go off the first time. (does it go off this time? See your GM for the answer)
22-41 pile of dirt
42 a jar of dirt
43 a battle-pod leg. 01-69 Not attached to anything else, 70-00 is attached to something else. (look up to see if there is an evil grin on the GM or not.)
22-41 pile of dirt
42 a jar of dirt
43 a battle-pod leg. 01-69 Not attached to anything else, 70-00 is attached to something else. (look up to see if there is an evil grin on the GM or not.)
Last edited by drewkitty ~..~ on Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
I'm thinking of all the damage to unreinforced roads.....
The municipal pothole patching crew's gotten over loving the paid overtime and has gone to actively hating you for all the unnecessary, as-soon-as-possible repair work.
The municipal pothole patching crew's gotten over loving the paid overtime and has gone to actively hating you for all the unnecessary, as-soon-as-possible repair work.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- ShadowLogan
- Palladin
- Posts: 7655
- Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:50 am
- Location: WI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
21 Lyn Minmei product (CD, doll, etc)
22 Puddle of...
Zentreadi Pee
Rain Water
Oil
Is that Blood? Where did it all come from!
Hydraulic Fluid
Some other Mechanical System Fluid (coolant, brake, windshield washer, etc)
23 Zentreadi Roller Skate (make a balance check)
24 Floor board that gives way into...
25 Utility Line (live or not?)
Sewer Pipe
Gas Pipe
Water Pipe
Electrical Conduit
Electrical Wire
22 Puddle of...
Zentreadi Pee
Rain Water
Oil
Is that Blood? Where did it all come from!
Hydraulic Fluid
Some other Mechanical System Fluid (coolant, brake, windshield washer, etc)
23 Zentreadi Roller Skate (make a balance check)
24 Floor board that gives way into...
25 Utility Line (live or not?)
Sewer Pipe
Gas Pipe
Water Pipe
Electrical Conduit
Electrical Wire
- BookWyrm
- Champion
- Posts: 2355
- Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:01 am
- Comment: Mondos non cogitarus, Consilium!
- Location: my well-camouflaged lair on LI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
26: discarded empty beer keg.
27: Some kid's lost bike.
28: a discarded inflated air-mattress. The razz is heard for a full mile.
27: Some kid's lost bike.
28: a discarded inflated air-mattress. The razz is heard for a full mile.
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
- Jefffar
- Supreme Being
- Posts: 8690
- Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2000 1:01 am
- Comment: Being a moderator doesn't mean I speak for Palladium Books. It just makes me the lifeguard at their pool.
- Location: Unreality
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
29 A set of bagpipes.
Official Hero of the Megaverse
Co-Holder with Ice Dragon of the "Lando Calrissian" award for Smooth. - Novastar
Palladium Forums of the Megaverse Rules
If you need to contact Palladium Books for any reason, click here.
Dead Boy wrote:All hail Jefffar... King of the Mods
Co-Holder with Ice Dragon of the "Lando Calrissian" award for Smooth. - Novastar
Palladium Forums of the Megaverse Rules
If you need to contact Palladium Books for any reason, click here.
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
The last numbering should have ended at 52. With the next addition to the list to start at 53.
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
- BookWyrm
- Champion
- Posts: 2355
- Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:01 am
- Comment: Mondos non cogitarus, Consilium!
- Location: my well-camouflaged lair on LI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
53: A loose sheet of steel (the equivalent of a Mecha-sized click-plate) that makes a loud metallic 'BANG!' when stepped on.
54: A strip of Zentraedi-sized toilet paper. It sticks to the bottom of the pad for a few miles before anyone notices (and YES, it's Mega-Damage rated. Only 1 point though.)
55: A crate of fresh but unused glow-sticks. Almost all of them burst & mix, creating a very bright (at dusk or night-time, or in a darkened tunnel) puddle, staining the mecha's foot for about 2-4 hours. Washing it off takes a pressure-hose & 5 minutes to clean it off, but your team-mates are compelled to quote lines from the Predator movies. ("If it bleeds, vhe cahn kill it." "Shut it, Rosco." / "The jungle, it came alive & killed him!" "Not funny, Jones." / "Get to de choppah!" "*Still* not funny, Rosco!" / "Time to let ol' Painless out of the bag." "Now *that* we can agree on!" (*sound of a GU-XX smacking the head of another mecha*)
54: A strip of Zentraedi-sized toilet paper. It sticks to the bottom of the pad for a few miles before anyone notices (and YES, it's Mega-Damage rated. Only 1 point though.)
55: A crate of fresh but unused glow-sticks. Almost all of them burst & mix, creating a very bright (at dusk or night-time, or in a darkened tunnel) puddle, staining the mecha's foot for about 2-4 hours. Washing it off takes a pressure-hose & 5 minutes to clean it off, but your team-mates are compelled to quote lines from the Predator movies. ("If it bleeds, vhe cahn kill it." "Shut it, Rosco." / "The jungle, it came alive & killed him!" "Not funny, Jones." / "Get to de choppah!" "*Still* not funny, Rosco!" / "Time to let ol' Painless out of the bag." "Now *that* we can agree on!" (*sound of a GU-XX smacking the head of another mecha*)
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
56. Fire Hydrant
57. Fruitstand
58. Bus stop
59. IED(where the hell did that come from?!)
60. Giant sinkhole
61. Petit Cola machine
57. Fruitstand
58. Bus stop
59. IED(where the hell did that come from?!)
60. Giant sinkhole
61. Petit Cola machine
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
61. Yo Momma.
62. A Lawyer.
63. Your CO's daughter's cat/rabbit/poodle-thing?
62. A Lawyer.
63. Your CO's daughter's cat/rabbit/poodle-thing?
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
64. Bambi
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
65. I don't know, but it's getting up, and boy does it look pissed.
- ShadowLogan
- Palladin
- Posts: 7655
- Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:50 am
- Location: WI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
66. Dinosaur Tail (where did that guy come from)
67. Political Sign (Vote for...)
68. A Camera Shoot:
Local TV
Regional/World TV
Movie or TV on-location shoot
Magazine
69. An Inter-Dimensional OR Intra-Dimensional Portal to...
67. Political Sign (Vote for...)
68. A Camera Shoot:
Local TV
Regional/World TV
Movie or TV on-location shoot
Magazine
69. An Inter-Dimensional OR Intra-Dimensional Portal to...
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
70. A laser rifle...causing a malfunction of the firing mechanism causing the weapon to fire on full auto until the magazine is expended and each shot causes the weapon to jump and fire off in a new direction for the next shot.
Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.
Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.
I know it is a little extreme to advocate the death penalty for stupidity...but can't we just remove all the warning labels and let nature take it's course???
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
Chris0013 wrote:70. A laser rifle...causing a malfunction of the firing mechanism causing the weapon to fire on full auto until the magazine is expended and each shot causes the weapon to jump and fire off in a new direction for the next shot.
Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.
*shakes head at the ignoring of the laws of physics*
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Chris0013 wrote:70. A laser rifle...causing a malfunction of the firing mechanism causing the weapon to fire on full auto until the magazine is expended and each shot causes the weapon to jump and fire off in a new direction for the next shot.
Guess what happened at my 4th of July party with a 30 round firework box.
*shakes head at the ignoring of the laws of physics*
It is Sci Fi...and everyone diving for cover when the the laser rifle is firing wildly is funny.
I know it is a little extreme to advocate the death penalty for stupidity...but can't we just remove all the warning labels and let nature take it's course???
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
A Zent. rifle might of do that. But not a laser rifle. There is no recoil in laser smallarms to make it jump around.
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
71. Lego block. Take 1d6 damage to your mecha's foot and roll piloting to retain your balance.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- ShadowLogan
- Palladin
- Posts: 7655
- Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:50 am
- Location: WI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
72. Mecha-sized Rake, smacks your mecha in the face putting cracks in all camera lenses located in that area
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
73. Giant Snare Trap. Roll piloting skill to avoid ending up dangling upside down above the ground like a pinata.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
74: a fuel truck. the mecha is covered with fuel oil. There is a 35% chance of the fuel igniting. And if ignited the heat might cause the mecha's systems to over heat and shut the mecha down
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
- eliakon
- Palladin
- Posts: 9093
- Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:40 pm
- Comment: Palladium Books Canon is set solely by Kevin Siembieda, either in person, or by his approval of published material.
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
75. Zentradi sized roller skate
Roll against maintain balance or fall over and lose 1 Action.
Roll against maintain balance or fall over and lose 1 Action.
Last edited by eliakon on Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The rules are not a bludgeon with which to hammer a character into a game. They are a guide to how a group of friends can get together to weave a collective story that entertains everyone involved. We forget that at our peril.
Edmund Burke wrote:The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
76. Criminal Threatening a Small Family---Playing back the combat recorder you might just catch the thug saying ‘And what are you going to do about it, her---?’*SQUISH* or something like it.
77. Incautious News Crew--Yes, they were broadcasting live. And yes, the camera got your ID numbers.
78. De-vehicled Mauve Squadron Member---Curiously, this is left off your record.
79. Human Crowd Trampoline---Group teamwork-building exercise in the wrong place at the wrong time.
80. Pile of Mattresses---Some guys get ALL the luck.
77. Incautious News Crew--Yes, they were broadcasting live. And yes, the camera got your ID numbers.
78. De-vehicled Mauve Squadron Member---Curiously, this is left off your record.
79. Human Crowd Trampoline---Group teamwork-building exercise in the wrong place at the wrong time.
80. Pile of Mattresses---Some guys get ALL the luck.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- ShadowLogan
- Palladin
- Posts: 7655
- Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:50 am
- Location: WI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
81. A Foot (organic or mechanical, ally or hostile or neutral)
82. A hand sticking up from the ground, 50% chance that it grabs you. What the hand is attached to...
83. Someone's Smart Phone (or Tablet)
84. You just triggered a Rube Goldberg Machine....
82. A hand sticking up from the ground, 50% chance that it grabs you. What the hand is attached to...
83. Someone's Smart Phone (or Tablet)
84. You just triggered a Rube Goldberg Machine....
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
85. Freshly waxed deck/oil-slicked surface---Roll piloting skill to retain balance.
86. Quick-set cement---Roll piloting skill to extract your mecha without getting stuck and losing initiative and APMs.
86. Quick-set cement---Roll piloting skill to extract your mecha without getting stuck and losing initiative and APMs.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
87 a nest of fire ants, that many have taken up residence inside the mecha. To the detriment of the mechanics who will service the mecha later.
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
88. Clothesline. You're dragging somebody's delicates all the way back to base.
89. Banner. You're wearing a giant 'Welcome Parsnipville Pariahs!' around on your mission until you can un-entangle it.
90. Palette of paint cans. So much for either your camouflage scheme or your custom ace warpaint.
89. Banner. You're wearing a giant 'Welcome Parsnipville Pariahs!' around on your mission until you can un-entangle it.
90. Palette of paint cans. So much for either your camouflage scheme or your custom ace warpaint.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
taalismn wrote:88. Clothesline. You're dragging somebody's delicates all the way back to base.
89. Banner. You're wearing a giant 'Welcome Parsnipville Pariahs!' around on your mission until you can un-entangle it.
90. Palette of paint cans. So much for either your camouflage scheme or your custom ace warpaint.
90 b. While the paint was still wet, you stumble into a pillow factory. You're now covered in feathers and goose down (Roll for allergies).
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
91 Stack of tires. Reduce running speed by 50% until you can get them off your mecha's leg.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- BookWyrm
- Champion
- Posts: 2355
- Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:01 am
- Comment: Mondos non cogitarus, Consilium!
- Location: my well-camouflaged lair on LI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
ShadowLogan wrote:81. A Foot (organic or mechanical, ally or hostile or neutral)
82. A hand sticking up from the ground, 50% chance that it grabs you. What the hand is attached to...
83. Someone's Smart Phone (or Tablet)
84. You just triggered a Rube Goldberg Machine....
84b.....the end result is a giant whipped-cream pie right to the face of your mecha. As the large tin-foil plate slides off, a Zentraedi pops out of the bushes, arms raised in triumph with a loud "YES! IT WORKED! Now I understand Micronian slapstick humor! My thanks to you, fellow warriors! I go now to master the art of 'stand-up'! Farewell!", and marches off in triumph, humming Lynn-Minmei's latest release.
Last edited by BookWyrm on Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
92. Jello----Why s it ALWAYS jello?!
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
- BookWyrm
- Champion
- Posts: 2355
- Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:01 am
- Comment: Mondos non cogitarus, Consilium!
- Location: my well-camouflaged lair on LI
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
taalismn wrote:92. Jello----Why s it ALWAYS jello?!
Because Jello goes with everything.
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One
Str-8 male Dom/Top;
Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
93. Faerie Circle--First Contact with actual magical fey in godonlyknowshowlong, and you manage to #### them off by trodding on their magic circle. If you're lucky, they'll only have you boogie 'til you drop, or your mecha breaks down(maybe they won't realize it's only a pilot inside).
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
94. A giant mechanical spider. Apparently you're in Ottawa.
Last edited by SRoss on Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
- drewkitty ~..~
- Monk
- Posts: 17782
- Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:01 am
- Location: Eastvale, calif
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
95: a wiggling Tentacle.
96: a clothes-line full of bras hanging between a poll and the corner of a blue telephone booth.
96: a clothes-line full of bras hanging between a poll and the corner of a blue telephone booth.
May you be blessed with the ability to change course when you are off the mark.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
Each question should be give the canon answer 1st, then you can proclaim your house rules.
Reading and writing (literacy) is how people on BBS interact.
- Jefffar
- Supreme Being
- Posts: 8690
- Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2000 1:01 am
- Comment: Being a moderator doesn't mean I speak for Palladium Books. It just makes me the lifeguard at their pool.
- Location: Unreality
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
97 Words cannot describe. Best to just abandon the mecha now and roll for 1D4 insanities.
98 Is that pizza?
99 Wayne Gretzky
98 Is that pizza?
99 Wayne Gretzky
Official Hero of the Megaverse
Co-Holder with Ice Dragon of the "Lando Calrissian" award for Smooth. - Novastar
Palladium Forums of the Megaverse Rules
If you need to contact Palladium Books for any reason, click here.
Dead Boy wrote:All hail Jefffar... King of the Mods
Co-Holder with Ice Dragon of the "Lando Calrissian" award for Smooth. - Novastar
Palladium Forums of the Megaverse Rules
If you need to contact Palladium Books for any reason, click here.
- glitterboy2098
- Rifts® Trivia Master
- Posts: 13530
- Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:37 pm
- Location: Missouri
- Contact:
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
00 - roll 1D4+1 times on this chart and combine
Author of Rifts: Deep Frontier (Rifter 70)
Author of Rifts:Scandinavia (current project)
* All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
* Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
-Max Beerbohm
Visit my Website
Author of Rifts:Scandinavia (current project)
* All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
* Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
-Max Beerbohm
Visit my Website
- taalismn
- Priest
- Posts: 48601
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
- Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
glitterboy2098 wrote:00 - roll 1D4+1 times on this chart and combine
Tentacle, wrapped around your mecha's leg, dragging you into a sinkhole, on FIRE, and you just went insane trying to describe to your colleagues what's happening to you...
Yeah,..you're boned
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: What did your Mecha step on?
taalismn wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:00 - roll 1D4+1 times on this chart and combine
Tentacle, wrapped around your mecha's leg, dragging you into a sinkhole, on FIRE, and you just went insane trying to describe to your colleagues what's happening to you...
Yeah,..you're boned