SRoss wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!"
Cuing up Slim Whitman music.
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Did I say ten thousand enemy ships? My mistake! I meant ten MILLION enemy ships!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Emergency alert! Officer(insert your PC's name here) has been discovered collaborating with the enemy in high treason and is attempting to escape! The traitor is to be terminated immediately with extreme prejudice!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"So that really WAS God come to warn us our luck was just about used up, and you ####ed him off?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"That's it...deeper...pull...nono...PUSH...now pump FASTER!!" "It's stuck..." "Don't you know how to do anything right?!"
Don't want to know.
Plumbing issues...
I'll just take what you say at face value.
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"That's it...deeper...pull...nono...PUSH...now pump FASTER!!" "It's stuck..." "Don't you know how to do anything right?!"
Don't want to know.
Plumbing issues...
"Edwards and Toombs! Report to the Bridge immediately!"
taalismn wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Emergency alert! Officer(insert your PC's name here) has been discovered collaborating with the enemy in high treason and is attempting to escape! The traitor is to be terminated immediately with extreme prejudice!"
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"What do you mean....ALL of the toilets are clogged? And what will happen if a single toilet is flushed? Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww..."
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Well, there is the chance the spacefold could fail and transport us all to Hell, but it's a slim chance, and Hell doesn't really exist, so I feel rather good about our chances."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"For this deal to work, we'll need to give it a virgin. Lisa! Tell <Insert PC's name here> to return to base immediately."
Ninja'ed!
b]More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel[/b]
"-yes, there's a better than eighty percent chance the new system will destroy the test pilot's brain, but that's what the test program is FOR! So, who's the lucky pilot?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Well, there is the chance the spacefold could fail and transport us all to Hell, but it's a slim chance, and Hell doesn't really exist, so I feel rather good about our chances."
Which means, they will end up there.
SRoss wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"For this deal to work, we'll need to give it a virgin. Lisa! Tell <Insert PC's name here> to return to base immediately."
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"For this deal to work, we'll need to give it a virgin. Lisa! Tell <Insert PC's name here> to return to base immediately."
Ninja'ed!
b]More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel[/b]
"-yes, there's a better than eighty percent chance the new system will destroy the test pilot's brain, but that's what the test program is FOR! So, who's the lucky pilot?"
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Captain..., you know you have the last cup of coffee on this ship, right?"
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"What WOULD happen if we spacefolded through the Sun?"
"...put the gun down, Sammy, I didn't mean anything personal by that last remark."
"...so the radiation shielding on the veritechs is faulty? How faulty? ...wow, I'm surprised our guys don't glow in the dark after a mission..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Ah, that's one of OUR fighters. You might want to redirect that missile volley, because even for friendly fire, that's overkill."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
]More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Put some cannonfodder between Sterling and that alien mecha that's trying to kill him!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Assign Mauve Squadron to assist Edwards!"
"So, you think Edwards will survive with Mauve Squadron assisting him?"
Actually, this only works as a "Things you don't want to hear..." if you ARE Edwards. Even then, that gives you heads up that your sworn enemies ARE planning to kill you.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Who put The Fourth Wall Gang in command of our newest battle fortress?!"
SRoss: "ATTENTION CREW! In order expedite the effects of cultural contamination, female uniforms will be patterned after the Great Star Kingdom of Iscandar!"
voice: "can we get our female pilots into the flightsuits from Muv-Luv?"
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glitterboy2098 wrote:voice: "can we get our female pilots into the flightsuits from Muv-Luv?"
It's not a matter of getting into, it's a matter of spraypainting on.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
It's debatable which is more dangerous to hold; a rabid pollinator or a mink being shaved.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Assign Mauve Squadron to assist Edwards!"
"So, you think Edwards will survive with Mauve Squadron assisting him?"
Actually, this only works as a "Things you don't want to hear..." if you ARE Edwards. Even then, that gives you heads up that your sworn enemies ARE planning to kill you.
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:More Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Open Command Channel
"Who put The Fourth Wall Gang in command of our newest battle fortress?!"
SRoss: "ATTENTION CREW! In order expedite the effects of cultural contamination, female uniforms will be patterned after the Great Star Kingdom of Iscandar!"
Could have been "worse" though, though if that happen, the female crew members might kill the people who made worse then that.
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I agree with SRoss...that's perfect for the women on our ship..."
glitterboy2098 wrote:voice: "can we get our female pilots into the flightsuits from Muv-Luv?"
They would most likely kill you.
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:voice: "can we get our female pilots into the flightsuits from Muv-Luv?"
It's not a matter of getting into, it's a matter of spraypainting on.
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:voice: "can we get our female pilots into the flightsuits from Muv-Luv?"
It's not a matter of getting into, it's a matter of spraypainting on.
I'll start shaving minks for brushes.
taalismn wrote:It's debatable which is more dangerous to hold; a rabid pollinator or a mink being shaved.
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:It's debatable which is more dangerous to hold; a rabid pollinator or a mink being shaved.
"I thought you said MINK, not HONEYBADGERS!!!!!!!" "Edwards, all you do is complain, complain, complain..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving icon of depravity.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Hello, my name is Sue Graham and I'm addicted to love."
"Not with my man you ain't!"
"Minmei, I thought we'd ironed out that particular problem long ago...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Janice;"Off your meds AGAIN, Minmei?" Minmei: "...oops..." Janice: "You know how you get when you're off your meds. Hopefully we don't have to do much cleanup this time."
Museum Guard: "Okay, seems somebody stole the GMU from the 'Ex-Canon Designs' display..."
Edwards: "So THAT was why I recognized that maniac laughter just before I got run over..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Janice;"Off your meds AGAIN, Minmei?" Minmei: "...oops..." Janice: "You know how you get when you're off your meds. Hopefully we don't have to do much cleanup this time."
Museum Guard: "Okay, seems somebody stole the GMU from the 'Ex-Canon Designs' display..."
Edwards: "So THAT was why I recognized that maniac laughter just before I got run over..."
...Yep, GMUs get ticketed all the time not just for double-parking, but DECA-parking. Plus the gas mileage sucks.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:...Yep, GMUs get ticketed all the time not just for double-parking, but DECA-parking. Plus the gas mileage sucks.
On the other hand, depending on your views on continuity, it makes the perfect FAMILY vehicle for Sammy and her kids.
STILL required by law to have the toddlers in a car seat....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Not to mention the nightmare of properly positioning the rearview mirrors...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
The good news about reckless GMU driving is that for once the truck drivers get to know how we small car drivers feel.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Don't want to know. 
Could have been "worse" though, though if that happen, the female crew members might kill the people who made worse then that. 
