taalismn wrote:"Okayyyy...what's your paranoid rant this time about how high command has deliberately engineered our mission to kill us?"
"It's not paranoia and it's not ranting I tell you! And the proof is solid and in the hardware. See...our consignment of CBA-4 Walker battloids? OPerating manual sez that if the main body armor is ablated, the pilot can activate an emergency escape feature which blows off the remaining battloid structure off the CVR armor he's wearing."
"Yes? So?"
"I checked OUR Walkers. The jettison mechanism doesn't EXPLODE OFF, it IMPLODES IN! It's a killer!"
"Surely you're mistaken."
"I'm NOT! The explosive bolt configuration pushes any remaining battloid plates INWARDS!"
"Maybe maintenance just made a mistake on the ones you inspected; you gotta admit, we're not the top of the line or the elite when it comes to personnel assignments."
"YOU CAN'T PLUG IN SHAPED CHARGES BACKWARDS! THE WHOLE DAMN STRUCTURE'S DESIGNED WRONG! This was DELIBERATE! We're suppoed to think everything's working just fine, aand when we get into trouble we hit the emergency release and SQUEE-SPLAT! WE get kacked by our own hardware! And it will look like the enemy killed us, WHEN IT'S OUR OWN SIDE THAT REALLY DID IT! It's an insidious plot to murder us all! What are you going to do about it?!"
"Nothing. We're lost, remember?"
"...oh...right."
Well given that they have been sent on a one way trip to who knows where with death trap equipment I'd have to say they have a 50/50 chance of living if they can salvage new equipment or convert ailen tech for their own use even though Halv6.66 might screw around with the on borad construction equipment.