The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
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"Does that mean we're doomed?"
"Nope."
"Oh, good...I was worried there."
"It means 'Bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye'!"
"Nope."
"Oh, good...I was worried there."
"It means 'Bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye'!"
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Arnie100 wrote:"Does that mean we're doomed?"
"Nope."
"Oh, good...I was worried there."
"It means 'Bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye'!"
"Our ship is the only vessel in the entire UEEF whose bridge stations come with Prozac dispensers built into the arm rests..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Female Computer Voice: <<Crew heart rates rising... Initiating Dutch Oven Protocol.>>
Ventilation system flooded with pot.
Ventilation system flooded with pot.
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Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:Ventilation system flooded with pot.
"Is that a good thing?"
"Oooohhh, mmmyyyyy..."
"Look, we're flying into the sun..."
"Oh wow....... Dive! Dive!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:Ventilation system flooded with pot.
"Is that a good thing?"
"Oooohhh, mmmyyyyy..."
"Look, we're flying into the sun..."
"Oh wow....... Dive! Dive!"
Tessa: "Heeeey Captain ... We collided with somethin..."
Kirk: "Whaat?"
Tessa: "Yo-Momma."
Fooker: "Good one."
Aboard the Yo-Momma...
Darkraven: (Crawling out of the shower) "@#$%^& holes."
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Yo-Momma 2nd-in-Command: "I still can't believe someone named us YO-MOMMA..."
Yo-Momma Navigator: "They could've named us something cool like...Dauntless, Avenger, Indomitable, Enterprise, Yamato...but YO-MOMMA?!"
Yo-Momma Navigator: "They could've named us something cool like...Dauntless, Avenger, Indomitable, Enterprise, Yamato...but YO-MOMMA?!"
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Gravy aboard Yo Momma regains his balance after the collision.
"Well Yo Momma smells like broken dreams and daddy issues."
"Well Yo Momma smells like broken dreams and daddy issues."
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say652 wrote:Gravy aboard Yo Momma regains his balance after the collision.
"Well Yo Momma smells like broken dreams and daddy issues."
"So what're you doing here, then?"
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"Thought it was a strip club."
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Arnie100 wrote:Yo-Momma 2nd-in-Command: "I still can't believe someone named us YO-MOMMA..."
Yo-Momma Navigator: "They could've named us something cool like...Dauntless, Avenger, Indomitable, Enterprise, Yamato...but YO-MOMMA?!"
Clearly not a Culture(d) ship....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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The Gargoyle continues it's pointless journey.
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SRoss wrote:The Gargoyle continues it's pointless journey.
"Pointless? We're saving a BUNDLE on pensions and medical coverage since we shipped them off to the ends of the universe."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:The Gargoyle continues it's pointless journey.
"Pointless? We're saving a BUNDLE on pensions and medical coverage since we shipped them off to the ends of the universe."
"I meant pointless to them, not us."
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SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:The Gargoyle continues it's pointless journey.
"Pointless? We're saving a BUNDLE on pensions and medical coverage since we shipped them off to the ends of the universe."
"I meant pointless to them, not us."
Clueless Ensign: "Well, THEY don't know it's pointless, it might give them some hope!" (Suddenly finds himself transferred to the Yo-Momma...)
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At different locations in deepest, darkest space.
Supply Officers on the Gargoyle, the Argo and Yo-Momma: "Captain! We're out of Toilet Paper!!!"
Captain's Kirk, Lancer and Darkraven:
Meanwhile, in IceGuard's Supply Depot...
Vanitch and Jasmine: (Staring at a mountain of boxes of toilet paper from all over the multi-verse) "Mine. All mine."
Supply Officers on the Gargoyle, the Argo and Yo-Momma: "Captain! We're out of Toilet Paper!!!"
Captain's Kirk, Lancer and Darkraven:
Meanwhile, in IceGuard's Supply Depot...
Vanitch and Jasmine: (Staring at a mountain of boxes of toilet paper from all over the multi-verse) "Mine. All mine."
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"I just use Captain Kirk's Weekly Morale Booster Reports."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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SRoss wrote:At different locations in deepest, darkest space.
Supply Officers on the Gargoyle, the Argo and Yo-Momma: "Captain! We're out of Toilet Paper!!!"
Captain's Kirk, Lancer and Darkraven:
Meanwhile, in IceGuard's Supply Depot...
Vanitch and Jasmine: (Staring at a mountain of boxes of toilet paper from all over the multi-verse) "Mine. All mine."
"What are they gonna do with all that toilet paper?"
"I don't wanna know. It's safer that way."
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The Exploding Lemmings for some reason avoid toilet paper walls like vampires avoid swimming pools of holy water....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Vanitch: "Step 1. Grab all the toilet paper. Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit!!!"
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SRoss wrote:Vanitch: "Step 1. Grab all the toilet paper. Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit!!!"
That's like the cartoon where two physicists are working out a long, incredibly convoluted and sophisticated mathematical proof on a blackboard, step by step....
The mentor steps back, looks at the student, and sez "I wish you'd be a bit more explicit here in this step..."...the indicated step-equation simply reading 'and then a miracle occurs." before resuming in mathematical script...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"With no toilet paper, what do we do?!"
"There's always paper -- "
"They're gone, too!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"There's always paper -- "
"They're gone, too!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Captain Kirk: (looking at crewmember with the alien lifeform attached to his face) "I thought I made it perfectly clear: NO FRATERNIZATION WITH THE NATIVES!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Ship's Doctor: "No way I'm treating that! I'm a DOCTOR, I don't deal in parasitic lifeforms!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Ship's Doctor: "No way I'm treating that! I'm a DOCTOR, I don't deal in parasitic lifeforms!"
"Well, that eliminates a good third of the crew then...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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"There can't be any vessel worse than our own."
"Well, I've heard rumors of a vessel that MIGHT match us. The Francis Mueller."
"Indeed? How come I've never heard of them?"
"They're Grayson Space Navy....Honorverse*. Completely different universe. Not likely to run into them."
"Probably for the best, They'd probably kick our asses**."
"Entirely possible, sir."
"Bets the next sensor contacts is them on a collision course with us?"
"Not taking that bet, sir."
*The Francis Mueller's from A Ship Named Francis", written by John Ringo and Victor Mitchell. The ship is, like the Gargoyle, essentially a spacegoing gulag. The captain's incompetent, the navigators tend to forget to factor in planets, the ship's chaplain is a very verbal doom-and-gloom depressive, and the medical officers, when they're not working on their own drinking problems, are handing out tranquilizers and straitjackets.
**Entirely possible; given the way spacecraft combat is handled in the Honorverse, what with ranged combat over thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of miles, x-ray battle lasers, and those damned near invincible wedges and sidewalls Honorverse ships have, and given that the Francis Mueller's a heavy cruiser(obsolete class, but still heavy) the Graysons would have to be even more ####ed up than usual to NOT bone the Gargoyle. The Gargoyle's best bet would have to be gambling with some piece of insane experimental technology, or hoping that the Francis Mueller's crew gork THEMSELVES in some manner, allowing the Gargoyle to effectively get in a lucky shot or slit their throats while the Graysons are figuring out how NOT to make their engines explode. Running into the Gargoyle might be the Francis Mueller's opportunity to actually be able to DO anything positive(like actually winning a battle) but Narrative Casualty attendant to BOTH ships would either grind its gears, preventing either ship from making a definite kill....or that entire arm of the galaxy might explode into a sinkhole of Loser.
"Well, I've heard rumors of a vessel that MIGHT match us. The Francis Mueller."
"Indeed? How come I've never heard of them?"
"They're Grayson Space Navy....Honorverse*. Completely different universe. Not likely to run into them."
"Probably for the best, They'd probably kick our asses**."
"Entirely possible, sir."
"Bets the next sensor contacts is them on a collision course with us?"
"Not taking that bet, sir."
*The Francis Mueller's from A Ship Named Francis", written by John Ringo and Victor Mitchell. The ship is, like the Gargoyle, essentially a spacegoing gulag. The captain's incompetent, the navigators tend to forget to factor in planets, the ship's chaplain is a very verbal doom-and-gloom depressive, and the medical officers, when they're not working on their own drinking problems, are handing out tranquilizers and straitjackets.
**Entirely possible; given the way spacecraft combat is handled in the Honorverse, what with ranged combat over thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of miles, x-ray battle lasers, and those damned near invincible wedges and sidewalls Honorverse ships have, and given that the Francis Mueller's a heavy cruiser(obsolete class, but still heavy) the Graysons would have to be even more ####ed up than usual to NOT bone the Gargoyle. The Gargoyle's best bet would have to be gambling with some piece of insane experimental technology, or hoping that the Francis Mueller's crew gork THEMSELVES in some manner, allowing the Gargoyle to effectively get in a lucky shot or slit their throats while the Graysons are figuring out how NOT to make their engines explode. Running into the Gargoyle might be the Francis Mueller's opportunity to actually be able to DO anything positive(like actually winning a battle) but Narrative Casualty attendant to BOTH ships would either grind its gears, preventing either ship from making a definite kill....or that entire arm of the galaxy might explode into a sinkhole of Loser.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Fooker: "CAPTAIN! Remember the toilet paper situation? Its gotten worse!"
Kirk: "Worse then out? How?"
Fooker: "Now we're also out of fresh water and its curry night!"
Bridge Crew:
Kirk: "Worse then out? How?"
Fooker: "Now we're also out of fresh water and its curry night!"
Bridge Crew:
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SRoss wrote:Fooker: "CAPTAIN! Remember the toilet paper situation? Its gotten worse!"
Kirk: "Worse then out? How?"
Fooker: "Now we're also out of fresh water and its curry night!"
Bridge Crew:
"Water's not a problem. We find a nice pre-cometary body in the local Ort Cloud and harvest it for water!"
"Sir, need I remind you that our navigator has problems finding his way to the bathroom, at the back of the bridge? Asking him to find a frozen snowball in the vast reaches of deep space is..."
'I'm aware of his problems. I figure if I ask him to plot a course to graze the sun, he'll put us on a collision course with a comet instead. "
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Sir,you do know what happened last time you had him set a collision course? Yes he almost hit base.Yes sir and we're still paying for one thousand pairs of jockey shorts.
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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batlchip wrote:Sir,you do know what happened last time you had him set a collision course? Yes he almost hit base.Yes sir and we're still paying for one thousand pairs of jockey shorts.
"So close to returning home, and yet so far..... These are the continuing voyages of the starship Gargoyle, it's open-ended mission to blunder blindly through the endless depths of space seek out new civilizations...""
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"...damn it, navigation, you took us across the Fourth Wall again, didn't you?!"
"I swear, Captain, I know where we are!"
"I know, too; we're between nowhere and anywhere, right in the middle of where the hell are we?"
"..shut up, communications..."
"I swear, Captain, I know where we are!"
"I know, too; we're between nowhere and anywhere, right in the middle of where the hell are we?"
"..shut up, communications..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
taalismn wrote:"...damn it, navigation, you took us across the Fourth Wall again, didn't you?!"
"I swear, Captain, I know where we are!"
"I know, too; we're between nowhere and anywhere, right in the middle of where the hell are we?"
"..shut up, communications..."
"Ohhh, we're in a bad place..."
"How can you tell?"
Navigator points out the view port at all the single socks drifting about.
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It's the Hose Zone....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:It's the Hose Zone....
"Worse, it's that place connected to all the dryers in the multiverse... Where all the missing socks and underwear go!!!"
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"My god, we're in the lint trap of the multiverse...."
"Fuzz-space?"
"Fuzz-space?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Okay, make a note: anti-matter annihilation fireworks are best viewed at a considerably LARGE safe distance, like halfway across the solar system...not directly astern of our engine venturis."
"...but...the colors...so...incredible!!!!...."
"That was the high energy radiation chiseling your optical nerves. And your brain cells dying."
"...but...the colors...so...incredible!!!!...."
"That was the high energy radiation chiseling your optical nerves. And your brain cells dying."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
taalismn wrote:"Okay, make a note: anti-matter annihilation fireworks are best viewed at a considerably LARGE safe distance, like halfway across the solar system...not directly astern of our engine venturis."
"...but...the colors...so...incredible!!!!...."
"That was the high energy radiation chiseling your optical nerves. And your brain cells dying."
"So it's like the coffee on this ship?"
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
SRoss wrote:[
"So it's like the coffee on this ship?"
"Almost. In the case of the radiation burns the vomiting eventually ends."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
Arnie100 wrote:Kirk: "You call this slop coffee?"
"Damn it Ham! That was my stool sample!!!"
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
"Captain Kodai...they're following us again..."
"Damn it! I KNOW we promised Queen Starsha not to ever build and use another Wave Motion Gun, but I can't think of anything else that can get them off our tails!!!!!!"
"Damn it! I KNOW we promised Queen Starsha not to ever build and use another Wave Motion Gun, but I can't think of anything else that can get them off our tails!!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
Mesa tink wes doomed!!
Kodai: wait I suddenly have a plan.
Kodai: wait I suddenly have a plan.
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
batlchip wrote:Mesa tink wes doomed!!
Kodai: wait I suddenly have a plan.
Jar Jar is suddenly beamed on to the Gargoyle's bridge in a thong bikini...
Ume: "Captain your date has arrived..."
Jar Jar:
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Dessler: (looking at the welded chain attaching him to Jar Jar Binks)"I will find you humans of the ...Gargoyle....and I will kill every single one of you, slowly, in ways that all the stars in the universe will avert their light to keep from seeing...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
taalismn wrote:Dessler: (looking at the welded chain attaching him to Jar Jar Binks)"I will find you humans of the ...Gargoyle....and I will kill every single one of you, slowly, in ways that all the stars in the universe will avert their light to keep from seeing...."
Pika?
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
batlchip wrote:taalismn wrote:Dessler: (looking at the welded chain attaching him to Jar Jar Binks)"I will find you humans of the ...Gargoyle....and I will kill every single one of you, slowly, in ways that all the stars in the universe will avert their light to keep from seeing...."
Pika?
Fooker: (Hosing the bridge with gunfire) "IT'S ONE OF THOSE MADOKA THINGS!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
"Bridge just got decompressed..from the inside..."
"AGAIN?!"
"AGAIN?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
*boom boom boom* "Telegram".
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
batlchip wrote:*boom boom boom* "Telegram".
"Oh, for crying out loud....You fell for that landshark scam AGAIN?! WE'RE ON A FREAKIN' SPACESHIP!!!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: The 2088th Pathfinders(parody)
A dark planet with a dark crystal palace... The Gargoyle stove piped into it's main hall...
Tessa: "So this is the Negamoon..."
Tessa: "So this is the Negamoon..."