The 37th Deep Ones ASC Sea Sqaud(Paordy)

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Re: The 37th Deep Ones ASC Sea Sqaud(Paordy)

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taalismn wrote:Because IceGuard has robots, but the Deep Ones don't.

Weapons and Equipment:

QDSRV-302DSV 'Sea Ghost' Underwater Drone

The tongue-fatiguingly named QSDSRV-302DSV is a development of the QF-300E Ghost fighter, and was developed by the post-Rain of Death UEG Navy as a quick and cheap way to protect and survey the vast stretches of ocean believed to harbor Zentraedi renegades, often operating from submerged, but still water-tight, warship wrecks. The 'Sea Ghost' featured a new streamlined and watertight body propelled by high-speed hydrothrusters, outfitted with various sonar systems, and armed with various modular weapons packs, including guns firing supercavitating ammunition, blue-green lasers, or light torpedoes. It was hoped that, with a little reprogramming to take into account the greater density of water, and ocean currents, the original Ghost AI programming could be readily adapted and transplanted into the new platform, greatly speeding development time.
The Navy's expectations would prove overly-optimistic. Early model QDSRV-302DSVs were plagued with problems in adapting to the much more cluttered marine environment. Although they could easily run programmed sonar scan mission profiles, throwing them into combat situations tended to end in disaster, with drones getting locked into circular courses, porpoising up out of the water, or misidentifying targets(resulting in at least one spectacular torpedo run on the monitoring escorts). The Navy was obliged to settle for a much more limited oceanic survey drone, rather than the more dynamic underwater robofighter they wanted(and accepting the sonar drone was a calculated political move; rather than petition for more funding to make the Sea Ghost WORK, the Navy decided to scuttle the program to save bargaining clout for future projects for their elite Sea Squad). A super-high speed supercavitating variant never made it off the engine testbed phase.
The Navy DID get some use from the early Sea Ghosts, but as sonar and camera sea-survey drones scanning the ocean bottom and testing the waters near suspected Zentraedi wrecks. Most of the hundred or so Sea Ghosts produced ended up being either lost at sea to various causes, or scrapped. A few wound up in out of the way outposts as marine recon systems, and one was even used kamikaze-style to deliver a depth charge to a cornered Zentraedi Theater Scout, but few of these had the original modular weapons fitted.
How the 37th got ahold of a dozen ARMED Sea Ghosts is unknown; while many people suspect the drones were originally intended as expendable deep sea-trench probes, with the expectation that the 37th would deep-six them in the course of their official oceanic survey duties. A little black market dealing, however, may have allowed Morgan to acquire the armaments needed to refit them to original spec. Though the original problems with the AIs remained, and few, especially within the 37th itself, expected the SeaGhosts to be anything other than another, potentially deadly, equipment boondoggle, recent reports of the 37th in action(since they went rogue and started acting as pirates) seem to show the QDSRV-302DSVs operating quite proficiently. Whether this is due to some creative and successful reprogramming by the Deep Ones' resident technicians, remote control links(such as wire-guidance), or just sheer bloody luck that the drones haven't turned on their human commanders, remains unknown.


Drone #6: "Are you alive?"
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Felt the need to plug some serious back into the thread, because of the six 'gag' threads(Bloopers, Ice Guard, deep Ones, Crossovers, MCHS#69, and Pathfinders), Ice Guard and the Deep Ones are probably the more serious canon-conscious(though not by much). MCHS#69 will probably one day run out students to torture(as the original 'characters doing the junior impersonation schtick' runs thin) , Crossovers swings between being serious snippets and blooper-esque, Bloopers being(and should be) consistently gonzo, and the Pathfinders will remain lost. After all, despite being pariah units, Ice Guard goes on to become one of the power blocs post-Invid, and the Deep Ones become pirates, so they both have futures.
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Deep One Trooper #1: (Looking at the Sea Ghost) "That thing's looking at me funny." :frazz:
Deep One Trooper #2: "its just a...:shock:...DAYUM. I see what you mean...let's get out of here."
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"See, it's just like 'Flipper'."
"Flipper didn't have twin triple blue-green lasers on his flanks and two Stonefish torpedoes racked underneath. And I'd like something with a better track record of being able to distinguish between sharks and friendly scuba divers."
"I'm sure that incident was pure accident...but on the safe side, I'd quit calling the head technician 'SpongeBob' if I were you."
"###ing thin-skinned brainiacs."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"See, it's just like 'Flipper'."
"Flipper didn't have twin triple blue-green lasers on his flanks and two Stonefish torpedoes racked underneath. And I'd like something with a better track record of being able to distinguish between sharks and friendly scuba divers."
"I'm sure that incident was pure accident...but on the safe side, I'd quit calling the head technician 'SpongeBob' if I were you."
"###ing thin-skinned brainiacs."


Drone starts taking like a dolphin... just to @#$%^& with their minds...
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SRoss wrote:[

Drone starts taking like a dolphin... just to @#$%^& with their minds...


That's pretty easy to do, considering half of them are wacked out of their minds half the time due to nitrogen narcosis.
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(Meanwhile...)

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Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...)

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming.)"
"Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn (Yes! Yes! Cthulhu dreams!)"
"Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn (Cthulhu dreams in R'lyeh)"


#SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!#



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There are some minds even Cthulu does not disturb.


For instance, little known factoid: before she became known as the off-camera (and presumably dead) mother of Annie LaBelle, Missus LaBelle was a pirate wench...

Having nightmares yet? With your eyes open?
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taalismn wrote:There are some minds even Cthulu does not disturb.


For instance, little known factoid: before she became known as the off-camera (and presumably dead) mother of Annie LaBelle, Missus LaBelle was a pirate wench...

Having nightmares yet? With your eyes open?


"Didn't we already establish that Annie's mom was Sammie?" :-?

"Of course, that doesn't discount the Pirate Wench part..." :erm:

Sammie: "Arrr! Swab the deck faster Khyron or I'll make ye walk the plank like Grell!" :twisted:
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No, I don't recall that....but, what the hell, I'll run with it....

So, who ELSE's background can be ####ed with? We know Rook's mom is still alive(and fairly normal) and her father, if you go by the old Eternity comics line, was one of J. Wolfe's original Wolf Pack so she's out. Presumably Scott had a normal upbringing/parentage(again, though, some fanon sources like to suggest he's of mixed Zentraedi blood). Lancer? Too easy... Lunk? Possibly.....
Rand?
"Oh no you ain't...please, just don't."
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taalismn wrote:No, I don't recall that....but, what the hell, I'll run with it....

So, who ELSE's background can be ####ed with? We know Rook's mom is still alive(and fairly normal) and her father, if you go by the old Eternity comics line, was one of J. Wolfe's original Wolf Pack so she's out. Presumably Scott had a normal upbringing/parentage(again, though, some fanon sources like to suggest he's of mixed Zentraedi blood). Lancer? Too easy... Lunk? Possibly.....
Rand?
"Oh no you ain't...please, just don't."


Rand: "Can't be left alone...just once? PLEASE?"
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Rand: "I wasn't the result of a one night stand with a sailor...or a merhuman...Com'on, I get seasick, I almost drown in creeks..."
Scott: "You tried to teach me to swim."
Rand: "UNsuccessfully. If I had the sea in my blood, I think I'd do better than that. And I'm pretty sure I don't have any living relatives who went into the navy."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
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taalismn wrote:Rand: "I wasn't the result of a one night stand with a sailor...or a merhuman...Com'on, I get seasick, I almost drown in creeks..."
Scott: "You tried to teach me to swim."
Rand: "UNsuccessfully. If I had the sea in my blood, I think I'd do better than that. And I'm pretty sure I don't have any living relatives who went into the navy."


Ariel: "So much possibility. We don't even know your last name..."
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Rand: "Its...uhm...well...I KNOW...its RANDOLF O'KEEFE!!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Its...uhm...well...I KNOW...its RANDOLF O'KEEFE!!"



(sound of rustling pages) "O'keefe...O'keefe...O'brien....O'connel....O'Conner....O'Conzi....O'donnel..O'donneybrook...O'eni...O'gden...O'god...O'Henry....nope...sorry...yeah, we got an O'keefe here...Seems he was transferred to-"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Its...uhm...well...I KNOW...its RANDOLF O'KEEFE!!"



(sound of rustling pages) "O'keefe...O'keefe...O'brien....O'connel....O'Conner....O'Conzi....O'donnel..O'donneybrook...O'eni...O'gden...O'god...O'Henry....nope...sorry...yeah, we got an O'keefe here...Seems he was transferred to-"

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batlchip wrote:[ The zentraedi control zone as a minmei impersonator\spy



Okay, so there ARE fates worse than being transferred to Ice Guard, the Deep Ones, or the Gargoyle....
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taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:[ The zentraedi control zone as a minmei impersonator\spy



Okay, so there ARE fates worse than being transferred to Ice Guard, the Deep Ones, or the Gargoyle....


Cut to... A guy on stage, who looks like an overweight Teamster from Newark, dressed as Minmei, singing "We will win" to a bunch of Zentreadi.
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"That's just...NO...just...EEEEEWWWWWWWW...now I can't get that out of my head!!'
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SRoss wrote:[

Cut to... A guy on stage, who looks like an overweight Teamster from Newark, dressed as Minmei, singing "We will win" to a bunch of Zentreadi.


And thus we learn the REAL reason for the Malcontent Uprisings.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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"Captain? That last sea line we hacked? Goldmine. I paid for that replacement reactor you wanted for the new sub using some GMP slush-fund account. THose idiots had absolutely NO security on it....'Dana Sterling Account'...oh yeah, REAL original..." :bandit:
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Captain Morgan, couldn't understand why he was being chased by hovertanks and a salvaged Mothership.
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SRoss wrote:Captain Morgan, couldn't understand why he was being chased by hovertanks and a salvaged Mothership.


"I'LL BOIL THE WHOLE $%*&$$ING -OCEAN- IF I HAVE TO, TO GET THEM!!!"
"Ahab Complex much?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"Hey Nav, ever see those pre-Rain movies of orcas coming up on beaches to snatch seals?"
"Yeah? What about it?"
"...see that Tirolian corvette landed on the shore there?"
"Yeah, what ab-oh no, oh shi--"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"I can't believe you drove the boat up onto the beach! That had to me the STUPIDEST thing I've ever seen anybody do with a sub!"
"Hey, it worked, didn't it?"
"You totally wasted several thousand dollars of torpedo, firing them in air!!! Don't you know those things have to run through the water a ways before they arm?!"
"We still killed that Tirolian centurion."
"Only because we beaned him with a one ton of deadweight inert torpedo!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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"Of course, we're now stuck on the beach...one big fat vulnerable target,...."
"You fool, why do you think we dropped the kedging anchor before we started our run?"
"...should I be more worried that we actually HAVE a kedging anchor for this sort of action on this boat?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Of course, we're now stuck on the beach...one big fat vulnerable target,...."
"You fool, why do you think we dropped the kedging anchor before we started our run?"
"...should I be more worried that we actually HAVE a kedging anchor for this sort of action on this boat?"


At that moment, several full sized Zentraedi, drunk on mutant Flower of Life fruit punch, having recently joined the Sea Shepherds, mistake the sub for a beached whale and roll it out to sea.
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SRoss wrote:
At that moment, several full sized Zentraedi, drunk on mutant Flower of Life fruit punch, having recently joined the Sea Shepherds, mistake the sub for a beached whale and roll it out to sea.


"See, I TOLD you painting the boat as a giant dolphin was a good idea!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"So why is there a whaling boat after us?"
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Arnie100 wrote:"So why is there a whaling boat after us?"


(Translated from Japanese) "From Hell's Heart I Stab at thee..."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So why is there a whaling boat after us?"


(Translated from Japanese) "From Hell's Heart I Stab at thee..."


"Captain Okita, sir? you didn't take your pills again, did you?"
"Yeah, times like this, he starts thinking he's back on his old sub-chaser during the war..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"So why is there a whaling boat after us?"


(Translated from Japanese) "From Hell's Heart I Stab at thee..."


"Captain Okita, sir? you didn't take your pills again, did you?"
"Yeah, times like this, he starts thinking he's back on his old sub-chaser during the war..."


It's time*pulls a lever and the boat shakes*
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Re: The 37th Deep Ones ASC Sea Sqaud(Paordy)

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batlchip wrote:
It's time*pulls a lever and the boat shakes*


"Captain dropped the crab cage through the engine hold...again..."
"Right, call the Coast Guard and hope they get to us before....oh, look, a typhoon..."
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"Will we be safer in water or on the boat?"

(Crewmen suddenly start to jump overboard...)

"WAIT FOR ME!!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Arnie100 wrote:"Will we be safer in water or on the boat?"

(Crewmen suddenly start to jump overboard...)

"WAIT FOR ME!!"


Rats didn't even bother getting aboard in port....
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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"Excuse me, but WHY are we aground atop a dormant underwater volcanic mount in the Pacific Ocean instead of heading on a course for the Atlantic Ocean like I ordered?"
"Sir? Chief Plowdowski said he had a way to get us there faster, and that you'd approved the new course."
"......WHAT new course? I recall approving SOMETHING while I was on my fifth mug of rum, but not what exactly."
"Ah, he said we'd know as soon as timers went off. Oh, and to rig the dive planes for ballistic glide...."
"...I'm going to see if I have any more rum left..."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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"At last, we have them!!!!"
The Yakuza warlord could barely contain his excitement as he looked out the door of the bridge of the nodernized Shirane-class ASW destroyer, one of several modern warships in the flotilla currently speeding to complete their encirclement of their submerged prey. It had taken years of preparation, painstaking bribery, the virtual bankrupting of several profitable operations and organized crime regions, and infiltration of several military distracts, but they'd finally assembled an intelligence network lead, and a flotilla of warships to go after their frustratingly elusive prey. Now they'd FINALLY caught a lucky break! Their preempted hydrophone arrays on the bottom of the Pacific had at last discovered the hated 37th's flagship apparently aground on the top of a submarine seamount, stuck fast...and ripe for the reaping.
The Yakuza lord-turned-admiral of their private navy gestured, a command that was translated by the bridge crew behind him into instructions to the flotilla of Shirane and Chikugo frigates, old Soviet corvettes, and Chinese-made subchasers to move into the killing position from which to deliver an inescapable barrage of depth charges and torpedoes that would finish off the infernal submarine pests!!! Why he could see the water heaving already, disgorging the churned remains of-
Wait, the sea seemed to be heaving already! Had somebody jumped the gun and begun their attack before he gave the signal?
Suddenly the water rose into a steep-sided cone than broke in a massive blossom of spume that shot into the air, climbing thousands of feet in seconds. The Yakuze admiral had a brief glimpse of something spearing upwards through the spray-
Then his eyes shot back to the ocean surface, know suddenly gone white in an every expanding hemisphere, the edges of which raced towards the Yakuza armada. From somewhere in the back of his mind a memory came flashing up, of seeing footage of American atomic bomb tests, particularly the submerged nuclear detonation-
"Ohshi-"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"At last, we have them!!!!"
The Yakuza warlord could barely contain his excitement as he looked out the door of the bridge of the nodernized Shirane-class ASW destroyer, one of several modern warships in the flotilla currently speeding to complete their encirclement of their submerged prey. It had taken years of preparation, painstaking bribery, the virtual bankrupting of several profitable operations and organized crime regions, and infiltration of several military distracts, but they'd finally assembled an intelligence network lead, and a flotilla of warships to go after their frustratingly elusive prey. Now they'd FINALLY caught a lucky break! Their preempted hydrophone arrays on the bottom of the Pacific had at last discovered the hated 37th's flagship apparently aground on the top of a submarine seamount, stuck fast...and ripe for the reaping.
The Yakuza lord-turned-admiral of their private navy gestured, a command that was translated by the bridge crew behind him into instructions to the flotilla of Shirane and Chikugo frigates, old Soviet corvettes, and Chinese-made subchasers to move into the killing position from which to deliver an inescapable barrage of depth charges and torpedoes that would finish off the infernal submarine pests!!! Why he could see the water heaving already, disgorging the churned remains of-
Wait, the sea seemed to be heaving already! Had somebody jumped the gun and begun their attack before he gave the signal?
Suddenly the water rose into a steep-sided cone than broke in a massive blossom of spume that shot into the air, climbing thousands of feet in seconds. The Yakuze admiral had a brief glimpse of something spearing upwards through the spray-
Then his eyes shot back to the ocean surface, know suddenly gone white in an every expanding hemisphere, the edges of which raced towards the Yakuza armada. From somewhere in the back of his mind a memory came flashing up, of seeing footage of American atomic bomb tests, particularly the submerged nuclear detonation-
"Ohshi-"


And some thing wakes up...
They can't see me...Right!?
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"Did we wake up Gojira again?"
"Looks that way."
" Prepare another batch of oxygen destroyer!"
"I'll ask the chef to make her fish chowder then."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"At last, we have them!!!!"
The Yakuza warlord could barely contain his excitement as he looked out the door of the bridge of the nodernized Shirane-class ASW destroyer, one of several modern warships in the flotilla currently speeding to complete their encirclement of their submerged prey. It had taken years of preparation, painstaking bribery, the virtual bankrupting of several profitable operations and organized crime regions, and infiltration of several military distracts, but they'd finally assembled an intelligence network lead, and a flotilla of warships to go after their frustratingly elusive prey. Now they'd FINALLY caught a lucky break! Their preempted hydrophone arrays on the bottom of the Pacific had at last discovered the hated 37th's flagship apparently aground on the top of a submarine seamount, stuck fast...and ripe for the reaping.
The Yakuza lord-turned-admiral of their private navy gestured, a command that was translated by the bridge crew behind him into instructions to the flotilla of Shirane and Chikugo frigates, old Soviet corvettes, and Chinese-made subchasers to move into the killing position from which to deliver an inescapable barrage of depth charges and torpedoes that would finish off the infernal submarine pests!!! Why he could see the water heaving already, disgorging the churned remains of-
Wait, the sea seemed to be heaving already! Had somebody jumped the gun and begun their attack before he gave the signal?
Suddenly the water rose into a steep-sided cone than broke in a massive blossom of spume that shot into the air, climbing thousands of feet in seconds. The Yakuze admiral had a brief glimpse of something spearing upwards through the spray-
Then his eyes shot back to the ocean surface, know suddenly gone white in an every expanding hemisphere, the edges of which raced towards the Yakuza armada. From somewhere in the back of his mind a memory came flashing up, of seeing footage of American atomic bomb tests, particularly the submerged nuclear detonation-
"Ohshi-"


And some thing wakes up...


Of course much like a Brit hearing the word "EXTERMINATE!", the Japanese know to bugger off the minute they hear the roar...
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taalismn wrote:"Did we wake up Gojira again?"
"Looks that way."
" Prepare another batch of oxygen destroyer!"
"I'll ask the chef to make her fish chowder then."


Gojira picks up the sub and after shaking it a little, chucks it...

Sometime later in Egypt...

Tour Guide: "And here we see the Great Sphinx ... By some miracle it survived the Rain of De...."

#CRUNCH!!!#


Tour Guide: :shock:

"Captain, I think we landed..." :puke:
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Though, in this case, the Yakuza flotilla just got Baker-Blasted before any awakened atomic mutant could possibly get to them. The wreckage might have gotten tsunami-borne to corners of the Pacific Rim.

The UEDF Earthwatch orbital surveillance immediately thought somebody had attempted another in-atmosphere Fold operation over the Pacific, possibly using a repaired and re-fueled Zentraedi derelict, utterly missing the submarine skipping across the atmosphere(though a small reserve airfield in the mountains of Peru reported a sea anchor crashing into the end of their runway and totaling several parked aircraft).
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"Okay...this is a new one....How do you explain how a guy who is cold-hard stoic when our ship hard-rolls and yaws underwater....manages to get motion-sick looking at his clothes tumbling in the washing machine?!"
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Did we wake up Gojira again?"
"Looks that way."
" Prepare another batch of oxygen destroyer!"
"I'll ask the chef to make her fish chowder then."


Gojira picks up the sub and after shaking it a little, chucks it...

Sometime later in Egypt...

Tour Guide: "And here we see the Great Sphinx ... By some miracle it survived the Rain of De...."

#CRUNCH!!!#


Tour Guide: :shock:

"Captain, I think we landed..." :puke:


Tour Guide: "I don't believe it...standing after THOUSANDS of years, survives The Rain of Death, only to be destroyed by a piece of s**t submarine?"
Crewman: "HEEEYYY!! Our sub ain't no piece of -- oh, wait never mind..."
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Did we wake up Gojira again?"
"Looks that way."
" Prepare another batch of oxygen destroyer!"
"I'll ask the chef to make her fish chowder then."


Gojira picks up the sub and after shaking it a little, chucks it...

Sometime later in Egypt...

Tour Guide: "And here we see the Great Sphinx ... By some miracle it survived the Rain of De...."

#CRUNCH!!!#


Tour Guide: :shock:

"Captain, I think we landed..." :puke:


Tour Guide: "I don't believe it...standing after THOUSANDS of years, survives The Rain of Death, only to be destroyed by a piece of s**t submarine?"
Crewman: "HEEEYYY!! Our sub ain't no piece of -- oh, wait never mind..."


Capt. Morgan: "Wow, look at all those people with pitchforks and torches, they've come to push us into the Nile."

"Been hitting the rum a little hard, haven't you..."
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Re: The 37th Deep Ones ASC Sea Sqaud(Paordy)

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One wonders, if, post-Rain of Death, the Suez Canal has either been silted in by thrown-up debris....or blasted WIDE open by Zentraedi ordnance going for the lights of ships in the canal contrasted against the lightless desert....
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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I'm thinking both the Panama canal and the Suez got blasted open.
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Depends, I suppose, on what criteria and targeting data the Grand Fleet had when they started the Rain of Death.....their info would have come from two sources; earlier surveys by Breetai's fleet(which was mainly concerned with where the SDF-1 was hiding and where Micronian resistance was likely to be coming from), and snapshots the Grand Fleet got in the brief time before they opened fire and then the Grand Cannon staring sending their formation accuracy to hell. After all, they somehow managed not to totally annihilate New York City.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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