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"My insurance covers the ocean liner being SUNK! Even with giant sea monsters eating the passengers, I still stood to COLLECT as long as the liner went down! But NO, you PIRATES just had to show up and kill the damn things!!!!"
"You're welcome. Now that expensive wristwatch if yours, hand it over, and we'll say one of those squid things sucked it off your arm as we were saving your life."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Engineer: "It's a real pain in the a*s having to scrounge for parts to keep this sub going."

Crewman: "Think we should tell someone we replaced the toilet in the Officer's Head with one we stole from that Invid slave farm?"

Morgan: :eek: :eek: :eek: "AAAAAGGG! OH GOD! IT'S INSIDE ME!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:

Engineer: "I think they know now..." (Sips coffee)
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SRoss wrote:Engineer: "It's a real pain in the a*s having to scrounge for parts to keep this sub going."

Crewman: "Think we should tell someone we replaced the toilet in the Officer's Head with one we stole from that Invid slave farm?"

Morgan: :eek: :eek: :eek: "AAAAAGGG! OH GOD! IT'S INSIDE ME!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:

Engineer: "I think they know now..." (Sips coffee)


Jones(heating screaming): "Every other week..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"CAPTAIN! We need to dive, dive deeper then we ever have before!!!" :eek:

Morgan: "What is it? Another alien invasion?"

"No! Worse then that! ANNIE'S GOT A DESTROYER!!!"

The 37th: :eek: :? :frazz: :eek: :?
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SRoss wrote:"CAPTAIN! We need to dive, dive deeper then we ever have before!!!" :eek:

Morgan: "What is it? Another alien invasion?"

"No! Worse then that! ANNIE'S GOT A DESTROYER!!!"

The 37th: :eek: :? :frazz: :eek: :?


Morgan: :frazz: "How did she get one of those?!"
Sparks: :shock: "Something about going fishing..."
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"Not to worry; the Southern Cross Navy got shorted when it came to funding for destroyers.....it all went into patrol boats, carriers, and missile subs."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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(EBSIS Naval Base...)

"Comrade Admiral! One of our destroyers is missing!"
"How did you lose an entire destroyer?!"
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Arnie100 wrote:(EBSIS Naval Base...)

"Comrade Admiral! One of our destroyers is missing!"
"How did you lose an entire destroyer?!"


"A bunch of school girls said they were taking it to get it washed."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(EBSIS Naval Base...)

"Comrade Admiral! One of our destroyers is missing!"
"How did you lose an entire destroyer?!"


"A bunch of school girls said they were taking it to get it washed."


"And you believed them?! You're on surveillance duty of the Ice Guard!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!"
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The old Cold War debate with regards to Soviet vs U.S. warships was that USSR ships were scary dripping with a dozen or more weapons systems, while American ships sported three or four. Of course, the Red systems were often to cover for deficiencies in other shipboard systems, and didn't have a whole lot of ammunition. while USN ships had a lot more magazine capacity.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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From what I've read, you couldn't hit a Soviet ship without hitting a weapon system. I wonder how they protected against ammo chain explosions?
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(On board another EBSIS destroyer, ammunition storage...)

"So Comrade, have you heard of this Yankee holiday called the 4th of July?"
"Nyet, Comrade. How do celebrate?"
"With these large firecrackers..."

(Down below...)

Charon: :shock: (With a hot dog and a coke...) :shock: "An entire crew?!"
Crew: :x. (All point to a single, charred crewman...)
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Arnie100 wrote:(On board another EBSIS destroyer, ammunition storage...)

"So Comrade, have you heard of this Yankee holiday called the 4th of July?"
"Nyet, Comrade. How do celebrate?"
"With these large firecrackers..."

(Down below...)

Charon: :shock: (With a hot dog and a coke...) :shock: "An entire crew?!"
Crew: :x. (All point to a single, charred crewman...)



Given that the Kursk may have been sunk due to a malfunction of one of its own torpedoes....Peroxide on submarines just isn't a good idea in practice....
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(On board another EBSIS destroyer, ammunition storage...)

"So Comrade, have you heard of this Yankee holiday called the 4th of July?"
"Nyet, Comrade. How do celebrate?"
"With these large firecrackers..."

(Down below...)

Charon: :shock: (With a hot dog and a coke...) :shock: "An entire crew?!"
Crew: :x. (All point to a single, charred crewman...)



Given that the Kursk may have been sunk due to a malfunction of one of its own torpedoes....Peroxide on submarines just isn't a good idea in practice....


There was an American sub they think also was lost to a torpedo malfunction.
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"Okay...add the Plate Mail One Piece Swimsuit to 'Bad Ideas in Buoyancy'."
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taalismn wrote:"Okay...add the Plate Mail One Piece Swimsuit to 'Bad Ideas in Buoyancy'."


"But it was on a magazine cover."

"What magazine?"

ESHEMARIAN ILLUSTRATED: Swimsuit Edition


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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay...add the Plate Mail One Piece Swimsuit to 'Bad Ideas in Buoyancy'."


"But it was on a magazine cover."

"What magazine?"

ESHEMARIAN ILLUSTRATED: Swimsuit Edition


:shock:


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"Damned 37th's been relocating offshore drilling platforms again!!!!"

"Where are we going to put this one?"
"Mouth of the Thames River, I think. We did the Bay of Fundy last time."
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taalismn wrote:"Damned 37th's been relocating offshore drilling platforms again!!!!"

"Where are we going to put this one?"
"Mouth of the Thames River, I think. We did the Bay of Fundy last time."


Later.

Several people from the Middle East and Texas arrive at ASC HQ. With them is an army of servants bringing in crates of money.

Sheik: "How much to make the 37th disappear from the planet?"

Leonard: :shock:
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Leonard: :twisted: "That's not nearly enough."
Sheikh: :shock:
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And thus Leonard shows his business acumen by using he 37th to either milk obnoxious businessmen for all they're worth, or to shut them up.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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It would also show how devious he is by threatening a country to assign the 37th there. Just he mere thought of the 37th shoeing up should cow that country into submission, LOL.
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Moran: (Aboard his privet yacht, talking to Sue Graham) "The 37[sup]th[/sup] DOESN"T EXIST!!! IT'S FAKE NEWS! Just like those stories about EBSIS rigging the election." :badbad:

EBSIS Leader: (Sitting next to him in a Speedo) "DA!" :D

Morgan: (Standing in the Conning Tower, next to the yacht) "You know, you're looking right at us..." :roll:

Moran: "FAKE NEWS!" :badbad:
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SRoss wrote:Moran: (Aboard his privet yacht, talking to Sue Graham) "The 37[sup]th[/sup] DOESN"T EXIST!!! IT'S FAKE NEWS! Just like those stories about EBSIS rigging the election." :badbad:

EBSIS Leader: (Sitting next to him in a Speedo) "DA!" :D

Morgan: (Standing in the Conning Tower, next to the yacht) "You know, you're looking right at us..." :roll:

Moran: "FAKE NEWS!" :badbad:


Morgan: "Here's some more fake news. You're taking on water."
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Sparks: "Hey Captain! The Sheik sent us something to get us to stop moving his oil rigs!"

Morgan: "Well, lets see it."

The crew opens the crate and out steps...

Dana: (Wearing a veil, and nothing else) "Whaa!?!"

The 37[sup]th[/sup]: :shock: :love: :shock: :love: :?

#BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!#


Cut to: The Typhus surfacing belly up next to an EBSIS destroyer.

Anne: "So, what do you think of my take on grenade fishing?" :D

Hotaru: "I think the dozen Reflex Depth Charges after the first one, were overkill..."
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Morgan: :x "I think SOMEBODY needs to be reminded we have nukes..."
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taalismn wrote:Morgan: :x "I think SOMEBODY needs to be reminded we have nukes..."


"YES SIR!"

At that moment, William "Shakes" Rockwell opens the bay hatches and fires a full spread from the Typhus' ventral tubes.

Shakes: "THAT'LL LEARN EM!"

Random Crewman: "He knows we're currently upside down, right?"

Morgan: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Oh Crud..." :eek: :eek: :eek:

Charon: (Staring at Dana and the 37[sup]th[/sup]) :shock:
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Annie: "Did you hear a big boom?"
Hotaru: "Just your imagination."
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Morgan: :x "I think SOMEBODY needs to be reminded we have nukes..."


"YES SIR!"

At that moment, William "Shakes" Rockwell opens the bay hatches and fires a full spread from the Typhus' ventral tubes.

Shakes: "THAT'LL LEARN EM!"

Random Crewman: "He knows we're currently upside down, right?"

Morgan: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Oh Crud..." :eek: :eek: :eek:

Charon: (Staring at Dana and the 37[sup]th[/sup]) :shock:


"POSITION FIX!!"
"We're in orbit...again..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
"POSITION FIX!!"
"We're in orbit...again..."


:nh: "Those things were never meant to be used as sub-orbital boosters."
"They worked, didn't they?"
"We're not a part of TASC."
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Arnie100 wrote:[

:nh: "Those things were never meant to be used as sub-orbital boosters."
"They worked, didn't they?"
"We're not a part of TASC."
"Oh, right."


TASC Force: "Look! Skeet!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

:nh: "Those things were never meant to be used as sub-orbital boosters."
"They worked, didn't they?"
"We're not a part of TASC."
"Oh, right."


TASC Force: "Look! Skeet!"


Later...

Jones smiled as the Tunny set down. Finally, after all this time, real coffee...

At that moment, a sub dropped from orbit onto the tarmac, crushing the transport...

Jones: :x :x :x
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

:nh: "Those things were never meant to be used as sub-orbital boosters."
"They worked, didn't they?"
"We're not a part of TASC."
"Oh, right."


TASC Force: "Look! Skeet!"


Later...

Jones smiled as the Tunny set down. Finally, after all this time, real coffee...

At that moment, a sub dropped from orbit onto the tarmac, crushing the transport...

Jones: :x :x :x


Jones: :shock: (Falls to his knees and raises hands to the air...) "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!" (Vader-style)
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Arnie100 wrote:[Jones: :shock: (Falls to his knees and raises hands to the air...) "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!" (Vader-style)



Then he quietly stands up, picks up is ice-axe, and grimly makes his way towards the landed submarine...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[Jones: :shock: (Falls to his knees and raises hands to the air...) "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!" (Vader-style)



Then he quietly stands up, picks up is ice-axe, and grimly makes his way towards the landed submarine...


Jones: "Somebody on that boat's gonna make me some coffee and it had be better be good."
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THUNK-THUNK-THUNK.
"What's that sound?"
Morgan:(sweating)" That's the sound of murderous obsession calling..."
THUNK-SLAM-THUNK-SLAM-THUNK-SLAM
"..and that?"
"Incoherent rage joining in."
WUNCH-THUNK-SLAM-WUNCH-THUNK-SLAM-WUNCH-THUNK-SLAM-
"Dare I ask?"
"Frustrated anticipation adding its voice to the chorus."
(Outside we see a growing number of Ice Guard members chopping, hammering, chiseling, and prying at the hull)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:THUNK-THUNK-THUNK.
"What's that sound?"
Morgan:(sweating)" That's the sound of murderous obsession calling..."
THUNK-SLAM-THUNK-SLAM-THUNK-SLAM
"..and that?"
"Incoherent rage joining in."
WUNCH-THUNK-SLAM-WUNCH-THUNK-SLAM-WUNCH-THUNK-SLAM-
"Dare I ask?"
"Frustrated anticipation adding its voice to the chorus."
(Outside we see a growing number of Ice Guard members chopping, hammering, chiseling, and prying at the hull)


:shock: :eek: "What do they want?!"
"Coffee."
"Then give them what we have!"
"All we have left is DeCaf!"
"We're doomed!"
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Arnie100 wrote:[
:shock: :eek: "What do they want?!"
"Coffee."
"Then give them what we have!"
"All we have left is DeCaf!"
"We're doomed!"



"I thought we were hijacking freighters out of South America expressly for the beans!"
"They're shipping them by air these days."
"Don't we have ANY of the real stuff?!"
"You keep selling it."
"What the hell would I spend the money on if not the true luxuries of life?! What's the point of piracy if you can't ENJOY the ill-gotten gains of being a JollyRogerman?! Where did I go WRONG?!"
"Possibly when you were born, sir."
"I'd make you walk the plank for that remark if not for the fact that would mean going outside where the caffeine zombies are waiting."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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(An inhuman sound reverberates throughout the Ice Guard HQ...)

"CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
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Arnie100 wrote:(An inhuman sound reverberates throughout the Ice Guard HQ...)

"CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"



"Ice tea, anybody?"
"..."
"...what? I like it! It's very calming!"
"..."
"It's okay, dude, you're new here. We make allowances for Segundo. She's..."
"-touched-."
"Yeah. Touched."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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The Gura arrive from their hive next door.

Celsia: "What is this coffee thing?"

Jones explains it to her.

#WHAM!!!#


"What's that!!!" :eek:

Morgan: (Looking through the parascope) "Mutant Invid Warriors, using Chief Toombs' frozen corpse as a battering ram." :?
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(Down Below...)

Charon: (Watching all the shenanigans...) "Aaaaahhhh...nothing like a good cup of Joe."
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Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: (Watching all the shenanigans...) "Aaaaahhhh...nothing like a good cup of Joe."


Ah, the shades of dead coffee beans.....
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: (Watching all the shenanigans...) "Aaaaahhhh...nothing like a good cup of Joe."


Ah, the shades of dead coffee beans.....


Charon: "I got mine from Dunkin' Donuts!" (Opens a box of donuts...)
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"We think of assigning Captain Morgan to deep sea residency as saving the man's life; without deep water pressurization, the man's ego would simply explode his thin-walled head."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"We think of assigning Captain Morgan to deep sea residency as saving the man's life; without deep water pressurization, the man's ego would simply explode his thin-walled head."


"Plus, it keeps our sanity intact if we don't have to worry about the 37th AND the 2088th!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"We think of assigning Captain Morgan to deep sea residency as saving the man's life; without deep water pressurization, the man's ego would simply explode his thin-walled head."


"Plus, it keeps our sanity intact if we don't have to worry about the 37th AND the 2088th!"


"Otherwise we'd have to assign Captain Morgan to where we send the rest of the f###ups-"
"The general staff?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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HOW YOU GOT ASSIGNED TO ICEGUARD Cont...


During the transition to the ASC, you suggested giving the 37th a Promethius class carrier and assigning Mauve Squadron as their flight group.
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HOW YOU GOT ASSIGNED TO ICEGUARD Cont...


You drank Supreme Commander Leonard's special blend coffee.
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