Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Kargan3033]

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

By giving semi insane highscool girls a massive suger rush from hell and pointed them towards the nearst Mega-Mall and telling them everything is 90% off.

[taalismn]

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

By giving semi insane highscool girls a massive suger rush from hell and pointed them towards the nearst Mega-Mall and telling them everything is 90% off.

Re-directing the bloodlust and hunting instinct works just fine as well...

[Kargan3033]

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

By giving semi insane highscool girls a massive suger rush from hell and pointed them towards the nearst Mega-Mall and telling them everything is 90% off.

Re-directing the bloodlust and hunting instinct works just fine as well...

Which is why Rand pointed them to the Mega-Mall because most of those loony girls will off one another for the for the last pair designer skin tight hot pants at 90%

So much so that they would make even the most hard core Praxians look like semi comatose old ladies in wheelchairs.

[taalismn]

"Mega-Mall; Your One-Stop Shopping Center and Communal Bunker. For Everything from Party Favors and Groceries to Surviving Orbital Bombardment and Zombie Outbreaks."

[Kargan3033]

"Mega-Mall; Your One-Stop Shopping Center and Communal Bunker. For Everything from Party Favors and Groceries to Surviving Orbital Bombardment and Zombie Outbreaks."

Which is a wholely owned subsidery of the GMP(RT's virson of Valt-Tech among other things.)

[Alpha 11]

"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

After they realized their mistake juring last year's prom when they first tried a Maid Cafe and had the feamle teachers in the maid outfits, a drunken old hag Minmei in a maid outfit was discovered to be against international law reguarding the humaine treatment of school students.

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Poor Rand.

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

By giving semi insane highscool girls a massive suger rush from hell and pointed them towards the nearst Mega-Mall and telling them everything is 90% off.

Mall destroyed, news at 11.

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

By giving semi insane highscool girls a massive suger rush from hell and pointed them towards the nearst Mega-Mall and telling them everything is 90% off.

Re-directing the bloodlust and hunting instinct works just fine as well...

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....

By giving semi insane highscool girls a massive suger rush from hell and pointed them towards the nearst Mega-Mall and telling them everything is 90% off.

Re-directing the bloodlust and hunting instinct works just fine as well...

Which is why Rand pointed them to the Mega-Mall because most of those loony girls will off one another for the for the last pair designer skin tight hot pants at 90%

So much so that they would make even the most hard core Praxians look like semi comatose old ladies in wheelchairs.

"Mega-Mall; Your One-Stop Shopping Center and Communal Bunker. For Everything from Party Favors and Groceries to Surviving Orbital Bombardment and Zombie Outbreaks."

"Mega-Mall; Your One-Stop Shopping Center and Communal Bunker. For Everything from Party Favors and Groceries to Surviving Orbital Bombardment and Zombie Outbreaks."

Which is a wholely owned subsidery of the GMP(RT's virson of Valt-Tech among other things.)

[SRoss]

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

[Kargan3033]

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

Stg.Wolf: " Captain we had better bring the Bear Calvery for this call, early reports from Mall Securty indecates that the rampaging females are infected with the Morlock virus. "

[taalismn]

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

Stg.Wolf: " Captain we had better bring the Bear Calvery for this call, early reports from Mall Securty indecates that the rampaging females are infected with the Morlock virus. "

It's frightening that Mall Security actually has a dispatch and action code specifically for morlock outbreaks. Along with 'mutants dwelling under the escalators', 'cthonian horrors in the bargain basement', and 'cyborg combat gangs fighting in the foodcourt'.

[Kargan3033]

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

Stg.Wolf: " Captain we had better bring the Bear Calvery for this call, early reports from Mall Securty indecates that the rampaging females are infected with the Morlock virus. "

It's frightening that Mall Security actually has a dispatch and action code specifically for morlock outbreaks. Along with 'mutants dwelling under the escalators', 'cthonian horrors in the bargain basement', and 'cyborg combat gangs fighting in the foodcourt'.

No kidding, the world of Judge Dread has nothing on Monument City.

[taalismn]

[

No kidding, the world of Judge Dread has nothing on Monument City.

They send Judges to Monument for hardening. After a tour there, returning to Megacity One feels like being allowed back into paradise.

[Kargan3033]

[

No kidding, the world of Judge Dread has nothing on Monument City.

They send Judges to Monument for hardening. After a tour there, returning to Megacity One feels like being allowed back into paradise.

I can just see Dread Boy have a year long asignment as a hall monitor of MCSH#69

[taalismn]

"IT'S JAY LENO!!!"
Dread: *Sigh*

[Kargan3033]

"IT'S JAY LENO!!!"
Dread: *Sigh*

and I'm sure he would give seroiuse consideration to volently and horrficly murdering his fellow judges for sending to to MCSH#69 without his lawgiver.

[taalismn]

"I need something heavier."

[Kargan3033]

"I need something heavier."

Hmm maybe Dread could hit up the GMP for a few stun sticks.

[taalismn]

"I need something heavier."

Hmm maybe Dread could hit up the GMP for a few stun sticks.

MECHA-sized stun sticks. The ones they use on full-sized Zentraedi.

[Kargan3033]

"I need something heavier."

Hmm maybe Dread could hit up the GMP for a few stun sticks.

MECHA-sized stun sticks. The ones they use on full-sized Zentraedi.

The infamuse last words of Judge Dread when pulling monitor duty in MCSH#69's lunchroom " NEED MORE DAKKA! "

[taalismn]

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

[Kargan3033]

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Good point I wonder if that would count as a Victim *Impact* Statment?

[taalismn]

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Good point I wonder if that would count as a Victim *Impact* Statment?

And a Concussion Report.

[Kargan3033]

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Good point I wonder if that would count as a Victim *Impact* Statment?

And a Concussion Report.

Judge Dread:" What are you complaining about?, it's only a hairline fracture to the skull. "

Judge Dread:" Whiners will be shot!, damn I forgot they took my lawgiver from me, I feel so naked. "

The MCSH#69 female student body:

Judge Dread:" Oh CRUD!!!! "

[taalismn]

On the other hand, and plus side, Judge Deth avoids the place like Equestria.

[Kargan3033]

On the other hand, and plus side, Judge Deth avoids the place like Equestria.

500,0000,0000 years of Exsterminatus in 3,2,1, ZERO!

[Alpha 11]

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

Stg.Wolf: " Captain we had better bring the Bear Calvery for this call, early reports from Mall Securty indecates that the rampaging females are infected with the Morlock virus. "

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

Stg.Wolf: " Captain we had better bring the Bear Calvery for this call, early reports from Mall Securty indecates that the rampaging females are infected with the Morlock virus. "

It's frightening that Mall Security actually has a dispatch and action code specifically for morlock outbreaks. Along with 'mutants dwelling under the escalators', 'cthonian horrors in the bargain basement', and 'cyborg combat gangs fighting in the foodcourt'.

GMP K-9 Division...

Desk Sargent: "Just got a call from Mall Security... I think we're gonna need the Velociraptors for this one boys!"

Stg.Wolf: " Captain we had better bring the Bear Calvery for this call, early reports from Mall Securty indecates that the rampaging females are infected with the Morlock virus. "

It's frightening that Mall Security actually has a dispatch and action code specifically for morlock outbreaks. Along with 'mutants dwelling under the escalators', 'cthonian horrors in the bargain basement', and 'cyborg combat gangs fighting in the foodcourt'.

No kidding, the world of Judge Dread has nothing on Monument City.

[

No kidding, the world of Judge Dread has nothing on Monument City.

They send Judges to Monument for hardening. After a tour there, returning to Megacity One feels like being allowed back into paradise.

[

No kidding, the world of Judge Dread has nothing on Monument City.

They send Judges to Monument for hardening. After a tour there, returning to Megacity One feels like being allowed back into paradise.

I can just see Dread Boy have a year long asignment as a hall monitor of MCSH#69

"IT'S JAY LENO!!!"
Dread: *Sigh*

"IT'S JAY LENO!!!"
Dread: *Sigh*

and I'm sure he would give seroiuse consideration to volently and horrficly murdering his fellow judges for sending to to MCSH#69 without his lawgiver.

"I need something heavier."

[Alpha 11]

"I need something heavier."

Hmm maybe Dread could hit up the GMP for a few stun sticks.

You mean, bigger.

"I need something heavier."

Hmm maybe Dread could hit up the GMP for a few stun sticks.

MECHA-sized stun sticks. The ones they use on full-sized Zentraedi.

"I need something heavier."

Hmm maybe Dread could hit up the GMP for a few stun sticks.

MECHA-sized stun sticks. The ones they use on full-sized Zentraedi.

The infamuse last words of Judge Dread when pulling monitor duty in MCSH#69's lunchroom " NEED MORE DAKKA! "

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Good point I wonder if that would count as a Victim *Impact* Statment?

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Good point I wonder if that would count as a Victim *Impact* Statment?

And a Concussion Report.

Or more THUD. Blunt force trauma works too.

Good point I wonder if that would count as a Victim *Impact* Statment?

And a Concussion Report.

Judge Dread:" What are you complaining about?, it's only a hairline fracture to the skull. "

Judge Dread:" Whiners will be shot!, damn I forgot they took my lawgiver from me, I feel so naked. "

The MCSH#69 female student body:

Judge Dread:" Oh CRUD!!!! "

On the other hand, and plus side, Judge Deth avoids the place like Equestria.

On the other hand, and plus side, Judge Deth avoids the place like Equestria.

500,0000,0000 years of Exsterminatus in 3,2,1, ZERO!

[taalismn]

Happened to Deth in a Batman crossover; he ran into Scarecrow, who Fear-blasted him, but was left wondering what could scare a being of pure evil(turns out to be flowers, trees, MLponies, and carebears).

[Kargan3033]

Happened to Deth in a Batman crossover; he ran into Scarecrow, who Fear-blasted him, but was left wondering what could scare a being of pure evil(turns out to be flowers, trees, MLponies, and carebears).

It doesn't matter if a person is a being of pure evil or not that type of happy horse s**** would terrify anyone, not even Korne would be able to keep his brass boxers clean.

[SRoss]

Happened to Deth in a Batman crossover; he ran into Scarecrow, who Fear-blasted him, but was left wondering what could scare a being of pure evil(turns out to be flowers, trees, MLponies, and carebears).

It doesn't matter if a person is a being of pure evil or not that type of happy horse s**** would terrify anyone, not even Korne would be able to keep his brass boxers clean.

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

[taalismn]

"Mister Snuggles" is a name to disturb Cthulu's sleep with...

[Kargan3033]

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

[SRoss]

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

"And now a reaction from Slaanish."

[taalismn]

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

No more innuendo for you!

[Alpha 11]

Happened to Deth in a Batman crossover; he ran into Scarecrow, who Fear-blasted him, but was left wondering what could scare a being of pure evil(turns out to be flowers, trees, MLponies, and carebears).

Happened to Deth in a Batman crossover; he ran into Scarecrow, who Fear-blasted him, but was left wondering what could scare a being of pure evil(turns out to be flowers, trees, MLponies, and carebears).

It doesn't matter if a person is a being of pure evil or not that type of happy horse s**** would terrify anyone, not even Korne would be able to keep his brass boxers clean.

Happened to Deth in a Batman crossover; he ran into Scarecrow, who Fear-blasted him, but was left wondering what could scare a being of pure evil(turns out to be flowers, trees, MLponies, and carebears).

It doesn't matter if a person is a being of pure evil or not that type of happy horse s**** would terrify anyone, not even Korne would be able to keep his brass boxers clean.

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

"Mister Snuggles" is a name to disturb Cthulu's sleep with...

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

"And now a reaction from Slaanish."

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

No more innuendo for you!

[Kargan3033]

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

No more innuendo for you!

Be thankful this is a famly borad so to say otherwise....well I stop right for the sake of everyone else sanity.

[Alpha 11]

Now you know why the Elder Gods fear Annie's toy chest.

Considering that she's so hopped up on marriage what you said in the qouted text takes on a truly horrific meaning.

No more innuendo for you!

Be thankful this is a famly borad so to say otherwise....well I stop right for the sake of everyone else sanity.

[taalismn]

"Ah, summer break! A time when we are obliged to send students BACK to their homes where they'll be somebody else's problem for a few months."
"Actually, sir, there's remedial classes and summer camp."
"...let me just bask in the momentary delusion, okay? The blissful moment of forgetfulness?"
"...ah, right, sir."

[Kargan3033]

"Ah, summer break! A time when we are obliged to send students BACK to their homes where they'll be somebody else's problem for a few months."
"Actually, sir, there's remedial classes and summer camp."
"...let me just bask in the momentary delusion, okay? The blissful moment of forgetfulness?"
"...ah, right, sir."

I take it eye strain is a rampet in the teachers at MCSH#69 due to the thousand yard stare, well in their case it's more like the ten thousand yard stare.

[taalismn]

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

[Kargan3033]

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

Like that would be of any help, in fact I would go as far to say that would be worse because you know when and where the en-I mean students are going to *attack* and there is no way to escape it.

[Kargan3033]

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

[guardiandashi]

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

sorry nope.. my imagination doesn't go much beyond base delta zero...

of course I think Sarah (my dogboygirl char) would think the velociraptor's in the mall means its "play time"

and as far as judge dredd while he's all bad news (for a human) I don't believe he can bench press a car, or possibly a LAV (Light Armored Vehicle)

[taalismn]

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

Like that would be of any help, in fact I would go as far to say that would be worse because you know when and where the en-I mean students are going to *attack* and there is no way to escape it.

Exactly. Doomed by contractual agreement.
Damn union rules(if the union hates you).

[Kargan3033]

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

Like that would be of any help, in fact I would go as far to say that would be worse because you know when and where the en-I mean students are going to *attack* and there is no way to escape it.

Exactly. Doomed by contractual agreement.
Damn union rules(if the union hates you).

I agree which is why most teachers have a high case of drug&alcohol abuse or going postal, more so in the case of MCHS#69

[taalismn]

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

"Screw the Greater Good, we're home-schooling."

[Kargan3033]

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

sorry nope.. my imagination doesn't go much beyond base delta zero...

of course I think Sarah (my dogboygirl char) would think the velociraptor's in the mall means its "play time"

and as far as judge dredd while he's all bad news (for a human) I don't believe he can bench press a car, or possibly a LAV (Light Armored Vehicle)

Pity a sick and twisted imagination is a wonderful thing to have.

[Kargan3033]

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

"Screw the Greater Good, we're home-schooling."

Hehehe Some how I think home schooling in the WH 40k verce is is grounds for Blaming.

[SRoss]

Meanwhile... In the Maid Café...

Sakuya: "Ok class today we're going to practice our advanced knife throwing techniques. Alright Mr. Grel, you can come in now."

[Alpha 11]

"Ah, summer break! A time when we are obliged to send students BACK to their homes where they'll be somebody else's problem for a few months."
"Actually, sir, there's remedial classes and summer camp."
"...let me just bask in the momentary delusion, okay? The blissful moment of forgetfulness?"
"...ah, right, sir."

"Ah, summer break! A time when we are obliged to send students BACK to their homes where they'll be somebody else's problem for a few months."
"Actually, sir, there's remedial classes and summer camp."
"...let me just bask in the momentary delusion, okay? The blissful moment of forgetfulness?"
"...ah, right, sir."

I take it eye strain is a rampet in the teachers at MCSH#69 due to the thousand yard stare, well in their case it's more like the ten thousand yard stare.

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

Like that would be of any help, in fact I would go as far to say that would be worse because you know when and where the en-I mean students are going to *attack* and there is no way to escape it.

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

sorry nope.. my imagination doesn't go much beyond base delta zero...

of course I think Sarah (my dogboygirl char) would think the velociraptor's in the mall means its "play time"

and as far as judge dredd while he's all bad news (for a human) I don't believe he can bench press a car, or possibly a LAV (Light Armored Vehicle)

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

Like that would be of any help, in fact I would go as far to say that would be worse because you know when and where the en-I mean students are going to *attack* and there is no way to escape it.

Exactly. Doomed by contractual agreement.
Damn union rules(if the union hates you).

In war you rarely know what the enemy is going to do next or when they're going to come at you again.
In high school, it's all by the calendar.

Like that would be of any help, in fact I would go as far to say that would be worse because you know when and where the en-I mean students are going to *attack* and there is no way to escape it.

Exactly. Doomed by contractual agreement.
Damn union rules(if the union hates you).

I agree which is why most teachers have a high case of drug&alcohol abuse or going postal, more so in the case of MCHS#69

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

"Screw the Greater Good, we're home-schooling."

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

sorry nope.. my imagination doesn't go much beyond base delta zero...

of course I think Sarah (my dogboygirl char) would think the velociraptor's in the mall means its "play time"

and as far as judge dredd while he's all bad news (for a human) I don't believe he can bench press a car, or possibly a LAV (Light Armored Vehicle)

Pity a sick and twisted imagination is a wonderful thing to have.

Could you imagen what a student exchange between MCSH#69 and warhammer 40k's equvilenet would be like?

"Screw the Greater Good, we're home-schooling."

Hehehe Some how I think home schooling in the WH 40k verce is is grounds for Blaming.

Meanwhile... In the Maid Café...

Sakuya: "Ok class today we're going to practice our advanced knife throwing techniques. Alright Mr. Grel, you can come in now."

[Kargan3033]

Meanwhile... In the Maid Café...

Sakuya: "Ok class today we're going to practice our advanced knife throwing techniques. Alright Mr. Grel, you can come in now."

After that Grell learnd quite readly that Maid Cafes when not nearly as *pointless* as he once thought they were.