taalismn wrote:Cue Keystone Cops or Benny Hill chase music for the POV from the rest of Ice Guard observing...
Ice Guard Trooper 1: " You know there is something *Fishy* about the New Meat. "
Ice Guard Trooper 2: " Oh why do you say that for? "
Ice Guard Trooper 1: " Normally one does not try to outswim a Groove Shark, when confornted with a Groove Shark attack one heads in land as fast as possable. "
Ice Guard Trooper 2: " You right at that, did anyone breif them on the native life forms here, I mean it looks that they are praying to the Norcas for some odd reason. "
Ice Guard Trooper 3: " You think we should tell the Commander about this? "
Ice Guard Trooper 4: " Nah, I think these guys muat have been hanging around The Believer, so this is just what passes for *Normal* around here. "
Ice Guard Trooper 5: " Ya your right about that, since our shift is nearly over, let's call it a day and grab a few hot ones. "
Ice Guard Trooper 2, 3, 4: " Sounds like a plan, let's go."
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "