RDF/UEDF Siberia Soruce Book Idea(parody)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 8:17 pm

"You DID program this thing to avoid crevasses, didn't you?"
<<"No. Should we have?">>
"OH SHI-"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 8:53 pm

(Down Below...)

Charon: "So what happened to you two?"
Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Tim Taylor."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "The guy is a MENACE."
Charon: :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:42 pm

"So, do we record this as 'Equipment Failure', 'Misadventure', or 'Friendly Fire'?"
"Check all of the boxes."
"What boxes? Oh.....you know, I've never seen a pre-printed death certificate with a multiple-choice section."
"It's an Ice Guard thing."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:29 am

Ice Guard Trooper #3: "Jeez anyone is better then Tim Taylor!!"
Ice Guard Trooper #4: "Even Chief Toombs?"
Chief Toombs: "Finally! Some RESPECT!" (Does happy dance)
Ice Guard Troopet #3: "Okay, maybe not."
Chief Toombs: :cry:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:03 pm

Morning, E.B.S.I.S. Base, Perimeter Watchpost 47-5...

The young Corporal peered through his binoculars at the distant fast approaching object. What he saw left him dumbstruck. A rocket powered, tracked vehicle dragging two IceGuard Troopers on snowboards with a Gura Invid Warrior clinging on to the front for dear life.

As he reached for his mic to make a report, the object roared past his position, flew into the base's main hanger, and exploded...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:08 pm

(Down Below...)

Charon: "Oh, come ON...I'm trying to take a nap!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:04 pm

SRoss wrote:Morning, E.B.S.I.S. Base, Perimeter Watchpost 47-5...

The young Corporal peered through his binoculars at the distant fast approaching object. What he saw left him dumbstruck. A rocket powered, tracked vehicle dragging two IceGuard Troopers on snowboards with a Gura Invid Warrior clinging on to the front for dear life.

As he reached for his mic to make a report, the object roared past his position, flew into the base's main hanger, and exploded...

EBSIS Commander:(storming out of his hut) "What the HELL is that racket?! What are you idiots DOING out here?!"
(takes a look at the fireball climbing into the sky, then nearly gets run down as two Ice Guard Troopers slide by on snowboards, then jumps the other way as a Gura Invid ...whatever the hell that is, he wonders, thanks to the vagaries of temporal paradox....rolls by...then becomes aware of a shadow falling over him. e looks up, KNOWING he's not going to like it.....just in time to see Wtachpost/Tower 47-5 , its supports cut off at the ground...tipping over right at him...)
"Never mind..." :-(

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:28 pm

EBSIS Commander: "I'll be glad when winter is over, and they're forced to retreat further north beyond our area of responsibility."
"Comrade General, the ice is clear of our harbor-"
"At last! We can get freighters and fresh supplies in!"
"-but the resupply ship is claiming that they'll be late and light...apparently somebody cut a hole in the bottom of their hull and emptied their holds while they were negotiating the iceberg lanes, then re-welded the hull and got away underwater before they even knew what was going on. They're returning to Vladivostok for repairs and incident investigation."
"......right...we have to deal with that OTHER bunch of pirates, godamnthem..." :badbad:

glitterboy2098 · Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:50 pm

EBSIS Commander: "so did the Freighter Captain share his manifest?"
"Yes commander"
"what went missing?"
"one thousand gross of 'moral boosters'"
"Inform the Men that our shipment of toilet paper has gone missing, and give the kitchen orders to go light on the fiber until the replacement shipment arrives."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:07 pm

Major Jones: "So what's got your guts up in a knot, Ivan?"
EBSIS Commander: <"... :badbad:

Jones

......">

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:55 am

Jones: "So what's the loot from our raid on that Anti-Unification League base."

IceGuard Trooper: "Sexy pictures."

Jones: "Hot American girls! Oh Boy!"

IceGuard Trooper: "Of Trump actually."

Jones: :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 5:05 pm

SRoss wrote:Jones: "So what's the loot from our raid on that Anti-Unification League base."

IceGuard Trooper: "Sexy pictures."

Jones: "Hot American girls! Oh Boy!"

IceGuard Trooper: "Of Trump actually."

Jones:

"The norcas slobber and drool when they see that...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:19 pm

Added robotic groovesharks to the arsenal of the Ice Thunder-inspired Shemarrian Aurora Warriors

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:33 pm

Ice Guard Commander: "HAH! That'll learn 'em! Ensign Mihoshi's been assigned to the SDF-1! (Does happy dance)"
Ice Guard Trooper: :shock:

"Uhm, Sir...(points at Chief Toombs)"
Ice Guard Commander: "Aww...dammit."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:57 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Ice Guard Commander: "HAH! That'll learn 'em! Ensign Mihoshi's been assigned to the SDF-1! (Does happy dance)"
Ice Guard Trooper: "Uhm, Sir...(points at Chief Toombs)"
Ice Guard Commander: "Aww...dammit."

Major Jones: (sighs)

"Toombs, you can take your chances as seal-bait or you can join the EBSIS. You stay here...you're target practice. And before you protest about it being illegal for me to kill a subordinate..Well, I knew Roy Fokker..."
(sound of running)
Lt. Tollver: "Did you really?"
Major Jones: "Did I really what? Intend to kill him?"
Tolliver: "No. Did you really know Roy Fokker?"
Jones: "Mainly by reputation, but I did have passing encounters with him. My EO knows more about him, but I knew Vince Grant, Claudia Grant's brother...at least well enough that anything I were to tell him about her boyfriend would be passed on to her. And Toombs is rather shallow about his own actions..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:56 pm

After the ice stops shaking...

Random IceGuard Trooper #1: :shock:

"Wow! He was just walking alone on the tarmac." :shock:

Random IceGuard Trooper #2: :shock:

"I didn't think the Macross could do a Daedalus attack on a ground target." :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:22 pm

SRoss wrote:After the ice stops shaking...

Random IceGuard Trooper #1: "Wow! He was just walking alone on the tarmac."

Random IceGuard Trooper #2: "I didn't think the Macross could do a Daedalus attack on a ground target."

It was more like an Aircraft Carrier Drop rather than a Daedalus Punch to the Face.
Orbital- Deployed Kinetic Energy Weapon.
"Okay, quit gawking at the crater and get out the Zamboni. Let's smooth over the ice and make this airfield usable again!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:00 pm

‘Heikki Lunta’ IMU
Components:
*M2200 Janissary IFV
*Forward Fuselage, Commanchero Attack Helicopter
*Arm and Shoulder Asemblies, VF/A Alpha Fighter
*Assorted Linkages/Actuators/Sub-Assemblies, Salamander Battloid
*Various armor scraps
Some argue that this creation, kludged together by a remote polar garrison, doesn’t count as a proper IMU, but try telling that to its creators, the technicians of Ice Guard. The ‘ Heikki Lunta’ was assembled together from surplus parts laying about the garrison base, with the basis being a centauroid configuration of a Commanchero fuselage mounted on a Salamander waist turntable installed atop a Janissary hull. The nose guns of the Commanchero were retained, and extra armor(mainly pieces of scavenged Regult found littering the northern wastes) applied to the hull and cockpit. Spare Salamander shoulder blocs were installed just behind the cockpit, and used to mount two VF/A arm assemblies.
The VF/A arms were a windfall found by Ice Guard while scrounging the abandoned base of a rival unit(the 1st North Wing), where they found a stockpile of VF/A-5 spare parts. These parts were actually part of the parallel VF/A development program continued by the UEG on Earth after the Pioneer/SDF-3 expedition left with the majority of the research group. Work continued on Earth in a desultory fashion and a satisfactorily-working VF/A variant, known as the VF/A-5C ‘Redhawk’ (or ‘Redtail’) was finalized for production, but thanks largely to politics the Southern Cross had already favored the Logan and Ajax designs, and the VF/A-5C was produced in much smaller numbers and saw less extent deployment(most notably offworld garrisons such as the Mars colonies), and continued development, with funding cuts to the program, shifted to non-veritech and drone versions of the airframe. The lack of complete VF/A-5s at the North Wing base suggested to the Ice Guard repo crews that the North Wing complement had pulled out and redeployed elsewhere and did not have time or wherewithall to pull out their logistical support, or else were expecting to return. Having acquired a large inventory of spare parts for a mecha type that they did not (yet) operate, Ice Guard engineers experimented to applying the newer technologies and components to their own gear. The shoulder and forearm missile launchers gave the IMU added firepower, and with the need for transformation not an issue, the IG techs used the space in the forearms normally used to house transformation components to install additional forearm weaponry, typically .50 caliber machine guns or capacitor-powered energy weapons put together from heavy infantry or power armor weaponry.
Though derided by later arrivals to the Ice Guard region as a ‘hopped-up TCH-4’ and of dubious value against the faster-moving Invid, the handful of ‘Heikki Lunta’ ‘armed tractors’ were used mainly as airfield security vehicles, salvage tractors(the arms coming in particularly handy) and training platforms. Though they saw little action against Invid raiders, the type did see extensive action against various Genesis Pit-spawned mutants roaming the north polar regions, attacking settlements there.

‘Jack Frost’ IMU
Components:
*Arm and Shoulder Asemblies, VF/A Alpha Fighter
* Torso, Head, and Legs, Salamander Battloid
* Jump Thruster Assembly, Regult Battlepod
*Various armor scraps
The ‘Jack Frost’ was a much simpler and straighforward ‘proper’ Ice Guard IMU meant to address the mobility and versatility issues of the ‘Heikki Lunta’. The ‘Jack Frost’ mounted modified VF/A-5 arm assemblies on the shoulder blocs of Ice Guard Salamander Battloids, increasing the mechas’ missile armaments and adding forearm guns. Other changes, based on IG’s successful CBH-4IG Yeti conversion kit, included larger footpads for reduced ground pressure on snow and ice, and added insulation and joint-sealing against arctic cold.
Though initial JF conversions were basically arm replacement jobs, many individual examples also saw modification with a more powerful second-hand thruster scavenged off a Regult battlepod installed on the back(these models were nicknamed ‘jet turtles’ due to disparities in size between the large Zentraedi mecha components and the smaller ASC-designed battloids). The increased mobility afforded by the more powerful thrusters was offset by a tendency, at least in the early modifications, of incompatibilites between the two different robotechnologies leading to circuity overheats, blown fuse connections, and mistimed thruster ignition sequences(the thruster either cutting out too early or remaining firing too long). IG technicians eventually solved these problems, but before some spectacular accidents(including one JF with a stuck open-throttle thruster ‘pogoing’ it across the landscape).
Produced in greater numbers than the earlier ‘Heikki Lunta’(the argument finally having gotten through that mecha parts were best utilized for proper mecha), ‘Jack Frosts’ saw much more action against Invid and later Haydonite opponents. Southern Cross veterans assigned to JFs bemoaned the lack of arm shields on the Salamander conversions, but appreciated the extra long range missile power available to them(although this became a headache for logistics, trying to acquire and maintain missile stocks ahead of missile-spam-happy pilots and panicked novices expending their payloads in one or two big salvoes). The JF conversion was one of the few Ice Guard developments that did not remain exclusive to the IG, and examples were sold to, or copied by, outside groups fighting the Invid. The increasing presence of the returned UEEF and offworld forces, though, meant that salvageable VF/A components were increasingly reserved for repairing the greater number of available Alpha Fighters, rather than being diverted to kitbashing the diminishing numbers of Southern Cross mecha kept running, and ‘Jack Frost’ conversions thus saw only a short production run.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:10 pm

Sister of Cle err, Repentia: "A remote arctic outpost full of desperate men ... PERFECT!"

Alvarez: (Grabbing the Sister's arm and dragging her off) "Quickly sister, I need you!"

Sister of Cle err, Repentia: *YESSS...* (Fist pumps)

Alvarez: "The grease trap is frozen solid! I hear you good with flamethrowers."

Sister of Cle err, Repentia:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:53 pm

Sister of Cle err, Repentia #1: "I thought these men would be happy to see me."

Sister of Cle err, Repentia: #2: "I think they're afraid of you."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:12 pm

SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err, Repentia: "A remote arctic outpost full of desperate men ... PERFECT!"

Not as desperate as they might think; the Ice Guard have been breeding like arctic hares...the non-jugular-tearing, exploding kind.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:47 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err, Repentia: "A remote arctic outpost full of desperate men ... PERFECT!"

Not as desperate as they might think; the Ice Guard have been breeding like arctic hares...the non-jugular-tearing, exploding kind.

"Breeding?! With WHAT?"
:frazz:

"I don't think you really wanna know..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:03 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err, Repentia: "A remote arctic outpost full of desperate men ... PERFECT!"

Not as desperate as they might think; the Ice Guard have been breeding like arctic hares...the non-jugular-tearing, exploding kind.

"Breeding?! With WHAT?"
"I don't think you really wanna know..."

Let's just say that Sasquatch could definitely get a date at an Ice Guard social.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:29 pm

You know you've been in IceGuard too long when...

1# When you observe the EBSIS Base and see THIS...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:31 pm

"So, where do we rank on the food chain this week?"
"Well, given that the krill have mutated again, we're just above algae for now."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:28 pm

Corg: "Where am I now!?!"

Looks around sees Celsias glaring at him...

Corg: "Oh crud..." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:59 pm

SRoss wrote:Corg: "Where am I now!?!"

Looks around sees Celsias glaring at him...

Corg: "Oh crud..."

"So Celsias thinks there's a 'Cold Cut of the Month Club'?"
"Yessir, and she claims they deliver."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:04 pm

"Looks like our next personnel drop's going to be bringing up some official entertainment."
"Oh? Which politician are we getting?"
"No politician; OFFICIAL ENTERTAINMENT. USO act."
"Last time we got a USO act it was Minmei. What are we getting this time? Lounge singer? Insult comedian?"
"Some pair of athletes from before the Rain of Death...'The Golden Pair'...sez here, they're...oh, jeez..."
"What?"
"They're competition ice skaters."
"*groan* Figures. Command knows we don't have an indoor skating rink, do they?"
"We can always turn the thermostats down and wait for the pipes to break and flood the basement."
"No. Not happening. Can only mean one thing-"
"Who'd they #### off to get sent up here?"
"Exactly. Betting pool's already started, I take it?"
"As soon as I left the comm shack with the decrypted update."

"Azusa not understand why the bad general take away her sweet Jean-Paullette!"
"Because you're an airheaded kleptomaniac!!! Couldn't you have at least waited until we left the base before trying to steal something? Can't you just GROW UP?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:02 pm

Several IceGuard troopers, cut off from the ice cap by the sudden return of the spring thaw, hole up by taking jobs as attendants at a seasonal ice rink...
IGT#1: "It's a nice job and nobody questions why we hide out in the basement refrigeration equipment spaces-"
IGT#2: "And access to all the slurpees we can drink is nice-"
IGT#3: "-but a stretch of open ice just ain't the same without norcas."
IGT#1: "Think we can get Major Jones to send us a few?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:09 pm

Disney's Frozen on Ice...

"Let it go, let it go ... EEEEeeeeek!!!" :eek:

IceGuard HQ...

"Um, sir! It seems we sent those Norca to the wrong arena..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:19 pm

SRoss wrote:Disney's Frozen on Ice...

"Let it go, let it go ... EEEEeeeeek!!!"

IceGuard HQ...

"Um, sir! It seems we sent those Norca to the wrong arena..."

"Do we still have contact with our forward observer bases in the Rockies?"
"The ones hiding out at the ski resorts? Yep. They've landed jobs as spring caretakers."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:16 pm

taalismn wrote:"Do we still have contact with our forward observer bases in the Rockies?"
"The ones hiding out at the ski resorts? Yep. They've landed jobs as spring caretakers."

Cut to two IceGuard Troopers playing cards in an empty resort.

Trooper #1: "You know, this is rather peaceful."

Suddenly

Trooper #2: (Shrugs) "Its still more peaceful then back at base."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:42 pm

Trooper #1: "At least we're not at the beach..."
Troooer #2: "I'd rather be doing the fishing then the other way around."
Trooper #1: "Yup."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:10 pm

"Are those your combat scars?"
"No, that's freezer burn."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun May 08, 2016 10:10 pm

Jones: "At least nothing else can go wrong."

Vanitch: "Um, sir! It seems that your stash got sent to the Gargoyle instead of here."

Jones: "KKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun May 08, 2016 10:24 pm

SRoss wrote:Jones: "At least nothing else can go wrong."

Vanitch: "Um, sir! It seems that your stash got sent to the Gargoyle instead of here."

Jones: "KKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

(Meanwhile...the Gargoyle's crew experiences Jones' stash...)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 09, 2016 12:07 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Jones: "At least nothing else can go wrong."

Vanitch: "Um, sir! It seems that your stash got sent to the Gargoyle instead of here."

Jones: "KKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

(Meanwhile...the Gargoyle's crew experiences Jones' stash...)

Jones: :shock:

"Vanitch! Take a note... We will no longer buy pot from George Takei." :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 09, 2016 1:44 pm

"Shall I schedule a contraband raid on the EBSIS base, sir?"

"Quick, hide our stash of snow!!!"
"Sir...we're SURROUNDED by snow...that's our problem..."
"I mean our Siberian White, you fool!"
"? :-?

"
"Our DOPE, you fool! Our DOPE! We have to hide all our DOPE!"
"Okkkkkaaaaayyyyyyy....if you just follow me. we'll find you a nice place where you can sit until the inspectors leave...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 09, 2016 7:06 pm

EBSIS Commander Khanavitch: "I've done worse than kill you, I've hurt you, and I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me..."

EBSIS Trooper: "Um, sir? They already tunneled out."

Khanavitch: "JJJJOOOONNNNNEEEEESSS!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 09, 2016 7:43 pm

SRoss wrote:EBSIS Commander Khanavitch: "I've done worse than kill you, I've hurt you, and I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me..."

EBSIS Trooper: "Um, sir? They already tunneled out."

Khanavitch: "JJJJOOOONNNNNEEEEESSS!!!"

"In retrospect, locking them inside an igloo wasn't one of our brighter ideas...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon May 09, 2016 11:01 pm

Khanavitch: "Too bad for zem! Ve have zere stash! PARTY TIME, COMRADES!!"

(Later...)

Jones: "KKKKHHHAAANNNAAAVVVIIITTCCHHH!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 10, 2016 4:27 pm

Twitch: "Don't worry sir, we stole all the Sea Squad's toilet paper. We can steal the Deep One's stash when they come looking for it."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 10, 2016 5:33 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Khanavitch: "Too bad for zem! Ve have zere stash! PARTY TIME, COMRADES!!"

(Later...)

Jones: "KKKKHHHAAANNNAAAVVVIIITTCCHHH!!!"

"Sir, I booby-trapped our stash for a reason."
Jones: "Reason? What reason?"
(#click#)
///Flash of light in distance///
(15 second delay)
@@@ROLLATHUNDA@@@
(looking at mushroom cloud rising in distance)
"Cheap entertainment, sir."
"Hardly cheap....Brazilian coffee's worth more than protoculture up here."
"We will endure. And they took the decoy chocolate, so we're secure there."
"Thank god. I'd have to start killing people if we lost that."
"Naomi!"

('stash' has a somewhat different meaning for the exiles of Ice Guard)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 11, 2016 6:49 pm

Khanavitch: "Dat was some good ganja, Comrades..."
EBSIS Trooper: "Comrade Commander Khanavitch...you're glowing...literally."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:18 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Khanavitch: "Dat was some good ganja, Comrades..."
EBSIS Trooper: "Comrade Commander Khanavitch...you're glowing...literally."

Jones: "You spiked coffee cans with plutonium, really?"
Supply Officer: "Last place I expected anybody to look for it, sir."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:35 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Khanavitch: "Dat was some good ganja, Comrades..."
EBSIS Trooper: "Comrade Commander Khanavitch...you're glowing...literally."

Jones: "You spiked coffee cans with plutonium, really?"
Supply Officer: "Last place I expected anybody to look for it, sir."

Supply Officer: "At least it wasn't the Flower of Life petals I have -- uhm, never mind..."
Jones: "Flower of what?"
Supply Officer: "Nothing...nothing..."
Jones: "Oh."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

Supply Officer: "At least it wasn't the Flower of Life petals I have -- uhm, never mind..."
Jones: "Flower of what?"
Supply Officer: "Nothing...nothing..."
Jones: "Oh."

"Never mind...". It's the Ice Guard version of the Jedi Mind Trick.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 11, 2016 9:03 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Supply Officer: "At least it wasn't the Flower of Life petals I have -- uhm, never mind..."
Jones: "Flower of what?"
Supply Officer: "Nothing...nothing..."
Jones: "Oh."

"Never mind...". It's the Ice Guard version of the Jedi Mind Trick.

Cut to the hole in the floor under the women's shower.

Secundo: (Staring at the glowing singing plants) "Whoa..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 12, 2016 8:49 am

Celsia: "I smell....salad..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 13, 2016 5:18 pm

Dr. Smith: "Um, sir. The Women's Showers are glowing again..."

Jones: :nh: