How many MDC...

[Vrykolas2k]

...does Chuck Norris have?

[say652]

He is a hp creature with limited invulnerability, vulnerability only to David Carridine and takes ten times damage from Bruce Lee.
All other attacks reduced to zero damage.

[Blue_Lion]

Chuck does not have mega damage, he is a giga damage creature.

[J_cobbers]

All of it. He has all the MDC. All MDC structures are actually a small part of him. MDC actually stands from Made Directly of Chuck.

[dragonfett]

Infinite

[say652]

All of it. He has all the MDC. All MDC structures are actually a small part of him. MDC actually stands from Made Directly of Chuck.

Winner of my favorite reply to original post.

Made Directly of Chuck

[mercedogre]

doesn't matter, no one can lay a hand on him to cause any damage

[glitterboy2098]

due to meme based internet fandom, he gained enough worshippers to become a minor deity by the 2090's, or at least for his memetic alter-ego to manifest as one. much to the chagrin and befuddlement of the rest of the megaverse.

[Jefffar]

So I really hate to say this, but this thread was flagged as a conversion attempt.

Palladium's conversion policy refers to the Intellectual Property of others. A real person is not Intellectual Property. Indeed we think Mr. Norris would roundhouse kick someone who tried to label him as any kind of property.

So we will allow this thread to continue, and only ask that for your safety and ours you treat Mr. Norris with the respect he is due.

[Blue_Lion]

His roundhouse kick I believe does 3d6X1000 Giga damage. So it can destroy any MDC construct.

[say652]

You know why there's no Bruce Lee jokes?
Because Bruce Lee is no Joke.

[J_cobbers]

In the Army we like to have fun with our marching cadences, the little songs we sing as we march. One of my favorites is about Chuck Norris. Perhaps the CS troops would sing it.

see the bearded ninja
(Platoon Repeats)
Alone upon the hi-ill
(Platoon Repeats)
His name is Chuck Norris
(Platoon Repeats)
And kill I know he wi-ill
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS:
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
(Platoon repeats)

Now, Chuck’s not a surgeon
(Platoon Repeats)
But he knows some tri-icks
(Platoon Repeats)
The quickest way to a man’s heart
(Platoon Repeats)
Is with Chuck Norris’ fi-ists
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

If you get out of li-ine
(Platoon Repeats)
Chuck will put you in your pla-ace
(Platoon Repeats)
The power of a roundhouse kick
(Platoon Repeats)
Can be seen from outer spa-ace
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

If you can see Chuck Norris
(Platoon Repeats)
Then he can see you-ou
(Platoon Repeats)
If you can not see-ee him
(Platoon Repeats)
He’s prob’ly right behind you
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

Don’t break the law in Texas
(Platoon Repeats)
You’ll put yourself in danger
(Platoon Repeats)
Chuck Norris’ twin brother
(Platoon Repeats)
Is Walker Texas Ranger
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

He doesn’t have a chin
(Platoon Repeats)
But should still be fear-ed
(Platoon Repeats)
Legend tells of a third fist
(Platoon Repeats)
Behind his magnificent be-eard
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

[Blue_Lion]

In the Army we like to have fun with our marching cadences, the little songs we sing as we march. One of my favorites is about Chuck Norris. Perhaps the CS troops would sing it.

see the bearded ninja
(Platoon Repeats)
Alone upon the hi-ill
(Platoon Repeats)
His name is Chuck Norris
(Platoon Repeats)
And kill I know he wi-ill
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS:
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
(Platoon repeats)

Now, Chuck’s not a surgeon
(Platoon Repeats)
But he knows some tri-icks
(Platoon Repeats)
The quickest way to a man’s heart
(Platoon Repeats)
Is with Chuck Norris’ fi-ists
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

If you get out of li-ine
(Platoon Repeats)
Chuck will put you in your pla-ace
(Platoon Repeats)
The power of a roundhouse kick
(Platoon Repeats)
Can be seen from outer spa-ace
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

If you can see Chuck Norris
(Platoon Repeats)
Then he can see you-ou
(Platoon Repeats)
If you can not see-ee him
(Platoon Repeats)
He’s prob’ly right behind you
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

Don’t break the law in Texas
(Platoon Repeats)
You’ll put yourself in danger
(Platoon Repeats)
Chuck Norris’ twin brother
(Platoon Repeats)
Is Walker Texas Ranger
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

He doesn’t have a chin
(Platoon Repeats)
But should still be fear-ed
(Platoon Repeats)
Legend tells of a third fist
(Platoon Repeats)
Behind his magnificent be-eard
(Platoon Repeats)

CHORUS

Looks like you just replaced all the words in airborne ranger.
I have song some perty silly candences at times.
McDonolds masacure; See that big bird in the Sky are two that stand out.

[J_cobbers]

Looks like you just replaced all the words in airborne ranger.
I have song some perty silly candences at times.
McDonolds masacure; See that big bird in the Sky are two that stand out.[/quote]

Yep, it's sung to the tune of the Airborne Ranger cadence. I also always enjoyed "When I get to Burger King" and "Me and Superman Got in a Fight"

[Vrykolas2k]

You know why there's no Bruce Lee jokes?
Because Bruce Lee is no Joke.

He's not?

[Vrykolas2k]

So I really hate to say this, but this thread was flagged as a conversion attempt.

Palladium's conversion policy refers to the Intellectual Property of others. A real person is not Intellectual Property. Indeed we think Mr. Norris would roundhouse kick someone who tried to label him as any kind of property.

So we will allow this thread to continue, and only ask that for your safety and ours you treat Mr. Norris with the respect he is due.

Is the round-house kick trademarked?

[Zer0 Kay]

So I really hate to say this, but this thread was flagged as a conversion attempt.

Palladium's conversion policy refers to the Intellectual Property of others. A real person is not Intellectual Property. Indeed we think Mr. Norris would roundhouse kick someone who tried to label him as any kind of property.

So we will allow this thread to continue, and only ask that for your safety and ours you treat Mr. Norris with the respect he is due.

Best mod post EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Zer0 Kay]

His roundhouse kick I believe does 3d6X1000 Giga damage. So it can destroy any MDC construct.

Dang so his roundhouse kick actually does 3d6 Teradamage

[say652]

I Believe anything struck by a CNRH is instantly destroyed, the soul of living victims is also destroyed and resurrection is not possible

[dragonfett]

His roundhouse kick I believe does 3d6X1000 Giga damage. So it can destroy any MDC construct.

Dang so his roundhouse kick actually does 3d6 Teradamage

Actually, anytime damage multiplier is reduced and the prefix increased, the damage multiplier comes back, so it now does 3d6 x 1000 Teradamage!

[say652]

Chuck Norris uses Splugorth for Bass fishing bait.

[J_cobbers]

The coming of the rifts wasn't due to a nuclear war, Chuck Norris just decided to practice one too many roundhouse kicks.

[Mack]

The secret to Glitterboy's high armor value: A beard hair from Chuck Norris fell in the vat.

[Blue_Lion]

His roundhouse kick I believe does 3d6X1000 Giga damage. So it can destroy any MDC construct.

Dang so his roundhouse kick actually does 3d6 Teradamage

Teradamage is not a category of damage in a PB book, but giga damage(note no amount of MDC equals 1 giga damage.) was introduced in rifter 9 1/2 most likly inspired by a close encounter with chuck noris.

[Zer0 Kay]

His roundhouse kick I believe does 3d6X1000 Giga damage. So it can destroy any MDC construct.

Dang so his roundhouse kick actually does 3d6 Teradamage

Teradamage is not a category of damage in a PB book, but giga damage(note no amount of MDC equals 1 giga damage.) was introduced in rifter 9 1/2 most likly inspired by a close encounter with chuck noris.

I know I have it too. If you wanna go that way than gigga damage is absolutely illegal and not even optional.

[Zer0 Kay]

I Believe anything struck by a CNRH is instantly destroyed, the soul of living victims is also destroyed and resurrection is not possible

You forgot about the damage multiplier x 10 generations... forward and back.

[Alrik Vas]

Dragon juicers, run on TW converted dragon blood. Second scariest of all juicers.

Mega-Juicer...do we need to even say whose blood they run on?

[say652]

Chuck Norris imprisoned the old ones.....they broke the law in Texas

[J_cobbers]

Millennium Trees are so rare and powerful because they don't sprout from seeds, but the hairs of Chuck Norris' beard.

[Zer0 Kay]

There used to be more splugorth clans they killed themselves off in a civil war fighting over ownership of a vial of Chuck Norris' tears, that each affirmed the authenticity of. It wasn't until too late that they found out that Chuck Norris had squeezed the moisture out of the air with his eye lashes.

[Zer0 Kay]

Chromium wasn't made for armor it is padding for Chucks punching bag. Now his foot at least touches it before it explodes.

[Zer0 Kay]

The ONLY part of the prophesy of blind current rider actually necessary is the eternal flame blade which is Chucks' beard

All the rest is just stuff Chuck thought was neat.

[ShadowLogan]

Chuck Noriss doesn't need MDC. MDC is like: "I ain't going there!" and stops pico-meters from touching Chuck Norris.

[say652]

The Cosmic Forge? Oh you mean Chuck Norris's tool shed

[Alrik Vas]

Chuck Norris once killed a Mystic Knight by shooting it with a Wilk's Laser pistol.

[say652]

Chuck Norris brought a knife to a gunfight, The gun ran home crying.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Chuck Norris has No MDC.
The only thing he had, was Sequel protection immunity.

[say652]

is he had was

I think DK has been replaced by a clone with poor grammar. Lol