If you could only eat one food ...

You are on your own. The Army is MIA and our government is gone! There are no communications of any kind. Cities and towns have gone dark, and zombies fill the streets. The dead have risen and it would seem to be the end of the world. Help me, Mommy!

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This one should top all the answers!

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If you don't like that one then there's always Snickers bars?

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fresh babies
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well since i might need the females for mating and not eating. The babies would be how i repopulate the world and I had to eat mre's and they are not as tasty as most would like to think, I would have to say probably thai pineapple chicken
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Beef Jerky fer sure's
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From a strictly nutrition stand point... DOG FOOD, everything you need, carbs, protein, proper fats. And just to be sure I would knock off a GNC/Max Muscle and nab a bunch of Animal Pak for good measure.
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I've been homeless and had to eat nothing but MRE's for 3 months as I hitchhiked around Nebraska a few years ago (That sucked.... a LOT) I've also only been able to afford Top Ramen for a 5 months (with a few boxes of Mac & Cheese for variety thrown in)
Malnutrition is a big issue in situations like that, the MRE's are the "better" choice, but in a total "I wish" situation, I would find an everstocked saladbar. Or a Subway distribution center...
If neither option is available, raid the Chef-Boy-RD factory and eat off of their products.
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Illendaver wrote:
If neither option is available, raid the Chef-Boy-RD factory and eat off of their products.


Well lemme think....hum I don't want survive in a perpetual state of diarrhea and scurvy.

Tomatoes do have vitamin C...so canned spaghetti O's might not be too bad of a choice.

But I'll go with piping hot zombie delivered pizza (Italian Sausage, mushrooms, pepper rings and bacon)...in my world a few pattern zombies are stuck in a pizza making and delivering loop.
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MurderCityDisciple wrote:
Illendaver wrote:
If neither option is available, raid the Chef-Boy-RD factory and eat off of their products.


Well lemme think....hum I don't want survive in a perpetual state of diarrhea and scurvy.

Tomatoes do have vitamin C...so canned spaghetti O's might not be too bad of a choice.

But I'll go with piping hot zombie delivered pizza (Italian Sausage, mushrooms, pepper rings and bacon)...in my world a few pattern zombies are stuck in a pizza making and delivering loop.


I'd avoid the mushrooms. Never know if you are eating a mushroom, or if one of the zombies ears feel off on to the pizza while they were making it.

Just saying.
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I'd go with a variety of countries' MREs. German, Italian, French, & American.

That or bratwurst. I could eat brats every day.
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azazel1024 wrote:I'd avoid the mushrooms. Never know if you are eating a mushroom, or if one of the zombies ears feel off on to the pizza while they were making it.

Just saying.


Good point...hold the 'shrooms.
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Thinyser wrote:I'd go with a variety of countries' MREs. German, Italian, French, & American.

That or bratwurst. I could eat brats every day.


Remind me to either A) Stay away from you in a "only one food" end of the world scenario or B) Only associate with you in a well ventilated situation.

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Anything that my wife cooks or bakes (she has her own baking/complete meals to order business :fl: !)

But if we're talking nonperishable stuff that would last the year.... Stagg Chili
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