Mock Zombie Machinations!

[Grell]

I'm interested to know what sort of plots and schemes my fellow game masters and players have used or encountered that involve Mock Zombies.

Anyone willing to relive some horror and tell their tales?

[Ravenwing]

Lol, I have one!

I was playing in a game, and the GM was using a modified setting, sort of a melding of the Rifter Article, and the mainbook. The magical levels in the world were higher, and Ley Lines, although weak and nearly impossible to see with the naked eye were common. The GM using Rifts as his basis for where the Lines were set about making a little google map for us to use.

anyway the game took place in St. Louis, and we were a band of survivors. Anyway, my character( A suave ex druglord) was hussling to stay alive as the Zombie Outbreak ruined things. Myself and another character set the group up in an abandoned nursing home. The place had been outta business for years, and we'd managed to set the place up as a nice little zombie fort...well a large one, but still.

So there we were, in our snazzy nursing home turned zombie fort, when we ran out of.....Snow Balls. One of the PC's,(My wife) decided she had to have some more, and she talked us into making a raid on the Hostess Bakery(the main bakery of which is in St Louis, or at least it use to be years ago.)
Once there, my PC ran into..........a beautiful and amazing thing....Jenna Jameson...as a mock zombie.

Yes, my Pc brought her home, back to the Zombie fort(Cleverly hiding her in the trunk of his awesome Corvette) where he turned her into his undead sex slave. To keep her fresh looking and..um...sexy... he made sure to take her to a 'special place' (AKA a Ley Line) and he feed her people he didn't like and or who angered him.

Lol, for Six months of game time that PC had the time of his life, but allas he was finally discovered...not by the party, who being a group of Chaotic Nuetral PC's(we dont use PB's Alighnments) didn't care what he was doing so long as it didn't effect them. No my Pc was discovered by a Death cult, mainly because he was knocking them off and feeding them to his Mock Zombie love slave.

lol, that was probably the funniest game I've ever been in.

[Grell]

I'm sure the mock zombie was just thrilled to be accepted...

[Ravenwing]

oh yeah she was happy as could be lol.

[Grell]

I always thought a Mock could make a great scrounger and sort of have the best of both worlds; acceptance by their peers (purchased by their great hauls, of course) and able to keep a lifestyle that allows them leeway to tend to their 'special' needs.