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I have an idea if the TSA keeps this up in 2012

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When I travel to Detroit for the next open house I'm wearing a kilt to the airport (Regimental :eek: )...go ahead, gimme a pat down. I encourage all the guys out there to do this and scare the hell out of a bunch of potential pat downs.
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What if it's some hot female security guard and you you enjoy the pat down too much and end up embarassing yourself. Cant hide that in a kilt. :clown:
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Where exactly do these mythillogical Hot Female Security Guards exist? Besides in movies, I never seen one.
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Jorel wrote:Where exactly do these mythillogical Hot Female Security Guards exist? Besides in movies, I never seen one.

I've only seen one. And she woked in Newark NJ.
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The Galactus Kid wrote:
Jorel wrote:Where exactly do these mythillogical Hot Female Security Guards exist? Besides in movies, I never seen one.

I've only seen one. And she woked in Newark NJ.

Was she actually hot, or was she average and standing next to ugly people? That can make someone appear hotter than they actually are.
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Citizen Lazlo wrote:Almost every woman has something about her that is attractive.

;)

Just shows what side of the fence your on. I'm guessing your not talking about their outside. I think there are probably plenty of people repulsed by women, no matter how physically attractive they might (or might not) be.
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The Dark Elf wrote:What if it's some hot female security guard and you you enjoy the pat down too much and end up embarassing yourself. Cant hide that in a kilt. :clown:

I don't see myself wearing a kilt...ever, but I guess it could happen. For entertainment sake, let's say I did, and I went like that through the pat down. Penelope Cruz, Selma Hayek, Karolina Kurkova Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, or almost any Super Model (or some unknown "hottie") is standing there searching people. I can't see myself having the problem your suggesting as I'd be extremely uncomfortable. A. I'm wearing a Kilt. B. I'm being searched. C. It is in a public place. I'm not into that kind of excitement. Maybe I'm unusual, but none of that with the exception of the hot women sounds conducive to creating that kind of a problem. Not saying it couldn't happen, just hard for my imaginative brain to wrap itself around. I'd be too nervous, especially if they were a famous person I recognized.
Now...I dare anyone to do the kilt thing through the TSA pat down...only make sure and take a Viagra first.
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Not to burst anyone's bubble here, but the pat-downs are done by a same-sex TSA agent. Now, one could argue the effectiveness of this given the portion of our population that is homosexual... but that would be a debate for Sound Off, so I ain't goin' there. :)
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That is partially where I was going. I'm on the hetero side of the fence, but what about the others who actually get a chance to get groped and likes it?
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Jorel wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:
Jorel wrote:Where exactly do these mythillogical Hot Female Security Guards exist? Besides in movies, I never seen one.

I've only seen one. And she woked in Newark NJ.

Was she actually hot, or was she average and standing next to ugly people? That can make someone appear hotter than they actually are.


thats what your missus said :mrgreen:
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Warwolf wrote:Not to burst anyone's bubble here, but the pat-downs are done by a same-sex TSA agent.)


Hey its 2010, whatever floats your boat Mark! :hug:
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The Dark Elf wrote:
Jorel wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:
Jorel wrote:Where exactly do these mythillogical Hot Female Security Guards exist? Besides in movies, I never seen one.

I've only seen one. And she woked in Newark NJ.

Was she actually hot, or was she average and standing next to ugly people? That can make someone appear hotter than they actually are.


thats what your missus said :mrgreen:

Have you seen my wife? (n I think you have). She is proof Nerds/Geeks can be hot, smart, and athletic. She's about 100lbs., a Supervisor for lab animal research for genetic research. Beautiful. A brown belt in Karate, and she was taking Eagle Claw Kung-Fu until she was past 6 months pregnant with our first. I think she is slimmer now than she was before she was pregnant. I'm a stay at home dad right now, and that is how she prefers it. I'd prefer a little more adult conversation, but I'm happy, and so is she. Though in truth, when I first met her, she was standing next to her (best) friend who weighs more than 300 lbs. I was introduced to her by a mutual friend who had told me she was really into Star Trek, he never mentioned she was hot, and in my head I'm like, please let it not be the fat one.
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Jorel wrote:
The Dark Elf wrote:
Jorel wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:
Jorel wrote:Where exactly do these mythillogical Hot Female Security Guards exist? Besides in movies, I never seen one.

I've only seen one. And she woked in Newark NJ.

Was she actually hot, or was she average and standing next to ugly people? That can make someone appear hotter than they actually are.


thats what your missus said :mrgreen:

Have you seen my wife? (n I think you have). She is proof Nerds/Geeks can be hot, smart, and athletic. She's about 100lbs., a Supervisor for lab animal research for genetic research. Beautiful. A brown belt in Karate, and she was taking Eagle Claw Kung-Fu until she was past 6 months pregnant with our first. I think she is slimmer now than she was before she was pregnant. I'm a stay at home dad right now, and that is how she prefers it. I'd prefer a little more adult conversation, but I'm happy, and so is she. Though in truth, when I first met her, she was standing next to her (best) friend who weighs more than 300 lbs. I was introduced to her by a mutual friend who had told me she was really into Star Trek, he never mentioned she was hot, and in my head I'm like, please let it not be the fat one.


lol I meant your missus said that about you! :nh:
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Probably true.
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Better yet, if you're an American why not remind the those federal employees who are violating your civil rights with something like this:

http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment
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The Game Master wrote:Better yet, if you're an American why not remind the those federal employees who are violating your civil rights with something like this:

http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment


Ahem... might want to save the overly political stuff for Sound Off...
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I was wondering what would happen if I did this. Instead of patting down could I just lift my kilt? hmmm. Is the open house in the summer? Is it in a decent part of Detroit(Safe)?
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